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slimyem: Abeg,I want to be wooed now...
...abi all the better men here nor like slimchic ni?

Shollypopz: I'm not, I pick both or I pick none.

Great job guys!!

Redmosquito: see wash!

chronique: Hi Sholly,how're u doin? Guess good. Well,I've been observing u for a while on nairaland & I think u got a stunning personality. I dont get to do this often but trust me,when I find a girl who I think is worth it,I'll take my chances. My name's Chronique & girl,I aint got reasons to lie;so listen to dis very carefully. I aint no player n I dont play no games;my love is very true,I swear to God. From all these chicks,u're d One I'll pick. You're not d prettiest but u're d one I love. In my eyes(mind),u're a beauty queen,if dey doubt it baby,they can go to hell. I'll take you shoping all around the world & show u places baby,that u've neva been to,spend the money that I make on u & do everything so u'll be comfortable. For honeymoon,we can do paris,and if u luv it baby,we could go to spain. Girl,I'll s-ex u good so u go ask for more,my engine nor go knock,girl,I go do u more...*winks*. See,I'm not tryin to impress you girl,but my swag speaks for me & it doesnt lie. Leave those guys,they cannot take care of u,like banky w,girl I'm capable. You might probably have a boyfriend but trust me,I'm ready to do more than He can do. If he gives u a 100%,I'm ready to give u 250%. By ur side is where I'll place my heart so when it's walking away,u'll be the one to bring it home girl. under ur care,girl I'll place my love,give it ur light & I promise it's gonna shine through.....

I'm just tryna tell you how I feel abt u. I like you & I want u for keeps;watchu fink baby?

Shollypopz: @ayobase: I love that name u gave me....."Oluwaniisola".
@Chronique: Very funny! "can i be ur romeo,while i be ur juliet, person wey nor like am fit go chop poo inside toilet,..."

None stood out more than the other, I pick both of them!

LastApostle: yea...let go there.

My angel vivi, you are a paragon of beauty. Sekillz want u and I need you. The best finest creature modelled by God to awe human kind. You are everything I desire in a woman cos I believe u will make my world a pleasant place. Already you have hypnotise my emotions toward your direction as I do believe now that my heart has been imprisoned by your humane nature.

Don't mind sexkillz, he has composed lyrics from bible passages and rearranged my rehearsals to court you but he is all fake. Whatever I said to you came from the deepest part of my heart please consider me.

I promise to be faithful, honest and loyal to your emotional demands. Let us be remeo and Juliet please.

spikes C: Chai, i don die. So if u meet a girl for public, u go commot pen begin write love letter abi na long note

spikes C: seriously, this is not wooing abi na woozing una call am. This is love letters, poems and ryhmes.

Wooing a girl requires responses, she needs to be leading you in a direction, whether good or bad. The worst schenario is were the lady in question is stubborn and maybe a little bit insultive...that is were your skills save ur backside.

Imagine you and a girl sitting together and you dey talk all these things without a single reply from her, na mental case o.

ItsModella: Man, it is still better than "I admire your hair...it shows a wonderful person you are by its relaxation on your head." wtf is that?

vivian chinaza: There is only one way to find out....... *winks*

LastApostle: My friend, the rule said woo and not compliment. Sleeping and waking besides each other and making vain promises how did you manage that on an impromptu occasion?

Redmosquito: Bravo!! Bravo!!! But @ bolded, show me a Nigerian with ORIGINAL silky hair

Redmosquito: Ur own small. This guy has just scarred m for lyfe. I dont think I can get over the trauma

Vanneni: u wer very geewd.

hornipipe: STANDING AKIMBO
Dude what is this ?

Eze Promoe: Na just match between Barrack Oahray and Mitt Promoe. No dulling. Back to bed.

Idowuogbo: *singing* I will be ur scapegoat honey! Cus u.....

Redmosquito: Oya! OAHRAY don lose virginity,MYND, you still dey there dey shout hurray, no go find how u sef go do ur own

Eze Promoe: Congratulobia! You try!

Idowuogbo: [size=28pt]Oahray! all day! anyday!
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Redmosquito: @BOLDED Oh my GOD! Na so dem dey toast girl for ur village?! [b][/b]

Idowuogbo: Set to be wooed o! Dat kian tinz