₦airaland Forum

Lol... I am seeing a certain somebody.

opeoluwa2: I ll give it to obinoscopy,the guy is a great debator.I admired his logical stand on the last Nairaland political debate.If giving opportunity,he will be a great servantleader ready to fight for one Nigeria rather than the polithieftians we have today who are glamouring for division all for their personal interest.
Infant,obino will be a great legislator.

*sniff sniff* somebody likes somebody *naughty grin*

iyatrustee: all the night shift peeps still dey sleep? see how badosky just dey snore

lol

Perpetual: I always come first in my school, but anytime I write an external exam... (sobs)

Valdez: they say I am not smart, but I pass all the time.

Messi: i came first again. I have great seatmates.
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C.Ronaldo: the examiner hates me cos I am rich, good looking and a brilliant student.
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Ibrahimovich: see? I passed in my new seat! Maybe the examiner should seriously consider me for first position next time.
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Pele: Messi cannot use as many answer booklets as I did several years ago.
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Mikel: Our invigilator said my biro is black so I stopped writing.
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Emenike: I am not sure how I am going to do it, but I would stop Messi from coming first this time.
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Neymar: I want to be as good as messi some day. But I dont want to change my hair and my seat yet.

Am not sure you guys read posts well before trying to comment. Its a shame, reallly.
What is stu.pid in a couple trying to save their 16 year old son who made a spur-of-the-moment decision of trying to rescue his pet dog?
The parents didnt die trying to save the dog. They died trying to save their son.
So if you were a parent you'd sit and watch your child drown, just because he jumped in after a dog?

[quote author= Redmosquito]Minion: your Evilness! I heard they are voting nairaland stars. I voted you many times.
Hades: Fool! I am not a nairalander.
Minion: But you are the most popular figure on Nairaland.
Hades: I am? *blushing* Oh come here you cute lil teddy *rubs his head*[/quote]lol. oga redmosquito no vex o.

*waiting for a good samaritan to mention me...*

Can't say stardom for sure, buh nairalanders I admire: redmosquito (witty), seun, firestar.

Pritheeann: havinq sum probs replyin bak...m jes qona blank mail 4sumtym jorh..anyway ow ws nyt?.my bad...qudmawnin

No p. Good morning. What of fb? Guess what, I dreamt of *whispers something in her ear*

victor4don: Hi everyone am a new member here oh pls can someone welcome me. Lol

who d hell liked this?

Its stupid to use a metaphor that would be easily misunderstood. IMO, its a dumb thing to say. Sounds like trying to shift blame. Sounding helpless.
She the power minister for goodness sake!

binger: Nah,u are not...Bwahahahahahaha

I bet my 2moro visit to Nairaland that you didnt get the joke.
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Dyt, no even think am. Dat bros na ladies man o. Strictly ladies show.

Pritheeann: oahray datz ur biz...

my biz is ur biz too na. Mail...

Chudagama

Baby mama: A total of 4 people were actually released
The two pharmacists and two other people that were also charged
The only two facing murder trials are the main Facebook guy and his cousin that came to help him out

em... Wrong thread missus. They are fighting here.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't agree to that guy. It is all jokes here.

Tasha had something to say and she did. I respect her for it and she still remains my friend on NL.

Cheers[/quote]Lol... And what makes you feel am serious, ehn? Nairaland na virtual world jor.

Idowuogbo: Tasha! Behave!!

abeg help me tell am o. What happened to pride of a woman? *shaking head slowly*

Hmmm... Tasha, are you not gonna retaliate?

Sexy slap

Pritheeann: join who n who..?

hard to get and hard to refuse

Why else did you ask what I am doing here?

@Onila, so what exactly is this thread about?

Smartie gurl: why the word "we" ?

we tire o

Smartie gurl: dat kyn thng self.

but you no be real newbie sha. Talk truth make the person wey ban you shame.

Smartie gurl: waz banned dude! I hate d imp dat did dat 2 me.

hahaha... A newbie for that matter.

Idowuogbo: hug

that three letter 's' word. From behind!

Idowuogbo: hen? mi gbo foney? dude, call again lerra.. user busy!

*waves @ Oahray*

hey Ray! u gud?

Babe... M good o. The only thing that beats watching you is watching you upclose. Na only you I dey see for here.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I have a bomb shelther at the back incase.[/quote]bros shey space dey for two?

:|Make una fight na

ItsModella: we---> me and you...I remember using "we both know"..silly. Your English teacher did fail woefully at teaching you some basic English.

Now, if you have a problem with me, say it to my face and stop being a pu.ssy by throwing indirect shots. You've been doing it since yesterday and I've drawn my conclusions based on my observations...id!ot.

madam, you chill na. Isnt talking it over better than throwing punches?