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Awesomeking:
lol,,you are paying tribute

yes o. Whoever made her deactivate her former account is my worst enemy on NL

misspicy:
Seriously I dnt need to observe all this,i always know when a person is lying or telling the truth....its like a natural gift I have.

don't feel too special. It's a gift you share with millions of other women. Generally women are better than men at reading body language, so it's far easier for a woman to pick up non-verbal signs of dishonesty and process it with reasonable accuracy. Never heard of A WOMAN'S INTUITION?

There are persons (guys included) who have gone on to master non-verbal communication, persons who would lie to you and get away with it, even within two yards from you.

April07:
Hmm.. My own is a long story o.
Let me cut it short sha. *clears throat*

One day I was just sitting down there oo..
Breeze was just blowing blowing anyhow anyhow.
I was so bored eh.
So now, I picked up my phone, went through all the apps, played all the games and lost all the lives.
I couldnt surf the net or chat. I didn't want to look at all the fancy pictures of fast cars and dresses and shoes on my phone.. That shii is depressing.
As I was just there ooo, my hand now touched the calendar app. That's how I just pause.

April jumped out to me from the calendar.
It looked like I'd met a long lost lover. I was furious that someone kept April away from me, for the name was sweet to the tongue. It teases the lips when said. Its touche and unique. As in, we no plenty wey go get the name. Eh hehn.
Oh I forgot to add... I had no data or airtime..
Sooooo.. As I was just looking and booking people's birthday on my calendar, the hieight of the boredom, a miracle happened.

Ghen ghen

My phone just chimed.
"Who could this be?" I wondered, for this was not a phone call but a text message.
Hmmm.. I come and open the thing na.. Only to see "dear customer, you can borrow airtime from your................................to borrow airtime, text ...... To ..... Or dial *321#"
I just bone eh.. I fit vex die.
I was still pissed when.... When...mstcheew. That's another gist..I haff sufa

So.... After my serenre with myself I finally dailed *321#
Oh how I hate to borrow.. But for boredom I borrowed. For my sanity I borrowed.
I borrowed airtime,. 50 naira. *picks teeth*
And then I proceeded to 'browse', and on NL did I land.

I decided that I would use something to remember that day.
Brethren, I clicked on register. I clicked that button, gave my name as April. Halleluia Brethren.
The 07? Hmmm... Long story.
And that's where we're at.



Cc: JeffreyJamez

chai! Your crase don ripe

*takes off hat*
She was a good... Em... Friend

Mustiboy:
did you even understand d guy? You need 2 go back 2 school

brother thank you o. I dey talk one thing, e dey interpret something totally different.

May... About 49% correct.
Random guesswork.

olanreyman:
So nobody can mention poor ram management in this hot note?

not if one is using the pro with 2gb ram. I dunno about the 1gb ram hot note, but with the pro, multitasking has never been sweeter.

abogjohn:
how will someone download for 12hrs consecutively, is dat possible?, u no get work?

it's very possible. Android hd games come with huge data files (at times as much as 2GB for just one game) you have to download before you can play them. There's always something to download, for people who experiment alot.

Oh please... Quit the hate game. There's no hype without cause. I have the pro and the battery is awesome. Best part is that it charges so quickly and discharges so slowly. I'm always on 3G sef, downloading, playing games and experimenting with apps, yet it lasts 10-12 hrs on average.

I have no idea how long it would last on minimal usage. I don't think I have the patience to find out.

April07:
Hehehehe.. Na you be my mentor na


And all these people hating on those who can read it..
Y'all need to pick up on ur vocabulary training..read more. Eish

oh... You even mind dem at all. You get power o

April07:
Show off!!

Solitary bliss? Oh please. In peace ke. What happens to our ticket? See how that rhymes not with wicked but cricket. Msttcheew
I'll just go play golf and drink Smirnoff

lolz... You try, lemme dash you one like, and this

Hehehehe... Not a word did I miss. My prize, whatever rhymes with this. Wait jor, not a kiss... *hiss* but solitary bliss. That's right, leave me in peace!

Hehehe... Lame story with nice graphics. The artist finish work.

Nice... Very well written. One of the few times on NL that I've ever been impressed by anything in the cliché list format *thumbs up*

Op, don't mind the naysayers. If the criticism isn't constructive, simply step over it... Like a boss.

I've crossed this kind of bridge several times... On GTA, I think Liberty city. There's one useless bridge with a sharp slope that keeps getting raised at the middle by a certain lever.

Please try to use shorthand less often. Would make it easier to read your posts.

Who measured their IQ?

Gurgle:
all that may be true but your point doesn't negate mine or vice versa

he can be anti gay, anti whatever but his priorities are completely wrong

Zimbabwe has one of the highest rates of HIV in the world.

some of the spread in the country is directly linked to the anti-gay rhetoric he is spewing.

people cant get the help and support they need to deal with their situation because a 90+ year old chap doesn't feel like shifting!

does OB look like he gives a ******* what this guy says? No

Somebody like Putin in Russia who is also anti-gay but actually does something about his country's problems is the only one who can get mouth to talk

I repeat, nonsense!!

lol. Mugabe doesn't need anyone to even pretend to listen. He's that outspoken, and crazy. But I think even the crazy have a right to an opinion without having to be a Putin.

Gurgle:
yeah in that case it did affect them. but in this case it doesn't. not even a little

we are influenced by America in so many other destructive ways but we don't care

their actions have a ripple effect on other nations. Now that they've legalized it, they would try to pressure other countries to do the same. Mugabe is anti-gay and he knows that the best form of defense is attack.

BTW no other nation meddles in other people's business half as much as the US.

They don't trip you but you keep paying for what you can get for free. Nice one

Gurgle:
you're right I just hate it when people act as if this is the only thing that matters! even if you want to criticise America cant you find any other thing to talk about than something that doesn't even affect you?!

all the 3rd world countries sitting on their behinds talking about gay this gay that while others are going to the moon, plunging to the depths of the earth, curing the incurable

its not every fight you fight!

well, those countries try to influence the '3rd world' countries to adopt the same gay stance. Forgotten the dust America and Britain raised over the Nigeria anti-gay marriage law? So how doesn't it affect them?

Jollyjoy:
oh really!

oh yes. You didn't even try to see her point first before your nobody-holy-pass tirade.

In my opinion, her post isn't even against 'doing it'. It's against doing it unprotected with second thoughts. It's against taking in on purpose just to hang on to a guy cos he's rich, or a celeb. It's against giving birth to kids into an arrangement lacking the security of a stable family.

What exactly is wrong with what she wrote?

Jollyjoy:
Abeg keep dat tin jare, it nt like u are nt doing it,condoms may break so save dat sh.it,it only by his grace, none is a saint.

hmmm... The matter pain you no be small.

Op, you have touched sore spots.

Cutehector:
And who says a babymama is someone who isn't married?

well, a baby mama isn't married to her child's father. Most aren't married at all.

Dear Damsel, second of her name... You have spoken well. Now sit and watch the syndrome disappear

Truckpusher:
*Pours cold water on his forehead*....wake up already ,you're running temperature


This is my wheelchair and my Bugatti - Back off bro.

Maybe you prolly think that peeps on wheelchair don't own bugatti on NL anymore.

he thinks I've given him the Bugatti, simply because I let him take a ride. No wahala.

*activates fingerprint lock, retina scan and voice recognition*

*backs off*

Let's see how it's yours

Truckpusher:

Which one is your name there? sagaciously or the wheelchair?
In fact ,Gerara here menh.....

thanks for modifying

Truckpusher:
*Sagaciously roll into thread on my wheelchair from Oahray's Bugatti*

please don't put that dirty wheelchair in my ride next time. I don't like it

Modify your post and kindly remove my name. I don't fancy such publicity. Thanks in anticipation

April07:
Why will it be fine? I broke upon with the tab

cos the owner is fine
You did? E clear say... *whispers something secret in her ears*

April07:
Lies. yuono I missed you plenty

awww... Come here... *brotherly hug*

Your tab UI isn't fine sha

April07:
It aff tey o.. Tot you deactivated your account sef

you've been em... busy, that's why you didn't notice

April07:
Oahray

yes dear?