₦airaland Forum

April07:
Wait and see *dives in with him*

*giggles with mouth closed to avoid drinking*

*climbs into speedboat at the other side, and zooms off into the sunrise*

zubinike:
@temifaith. Take a chance to be counseled, add me on Whatsapp, am interested in helping. My opinion won't count but the decision would be yours to make. For record, your Ex still cares or he never loved you at all. Take your chance, add me up let's talk.

hmmm... Talk about shooting oneself in the foot. Why rubbish your opinion even before she gets the chance to hear it? It won't count so what's the use.

April07:
You can't escape me honey... No kinda spray repels my stalking

You think? *dives inside gutter and swims to safety*

April07:
Lmao


#immastalkyou

no VN, no stalking.

*sprays anti-stalk gas all over self*

A classic example of a guy whose only functional head is down south.

Would you justify cheating when it's your girl that does it?

adewumiopeyemi:
U need deliverance.... u are in your early 20th.. and u thinking of guys...May God help us

bros which one be early 20th again

Donkey and the girl Dragon from shrek

April07:


#runs out of thread*

keep running o. I couldn't download your VNs. You know what that means, don't you?

Hmmm... April07

I'm introverted, but I can't find my group there

You guys really should stop overhyping romantic love. It cannot even conquer its own death.

A girl who isn't my gf cannot get pregnant for me sha. Even if that can happen, it would be totally selfish of me to expect forgiveness on the basis of a love I didn't cherish enough to stay faithful. Guilt no go let me stay sef.

If tables were turned, we are so over!

I'd wait till the full season is out, then watch at a stretch

tchidi:
Tortie!!!
*smothers him with kisses*

Tchi-Tchi?

Chai! Where have you been?
*relishing the thorough smothering*

Hmmm... Such intellect is sexy. Just very rare.

Houseofglam7:
Did anyone actually read this


Just saying

well, I did.

Several months ago.

Ok...
*plugs nokia charger*

Annoying LITTLE habits like nagging? Right.

Watch any love drama while sports is on, as a sign of love? You don spoil am.

The less said about the cooking part, the better.

On the whole, an almost romantic post

BrainnewsNg:
Is this your newly invented fact book?

do you really need a newly invented book to learn what common sense teaches for free?

Smh... No human can remove corruption from Nigeria. No be curse. The average Nigerian thinks only about himself and his family. Now the average Nigerian politician is far worse than the average Nigerian.

You might have to eat back as much as 90% of your words after all is said and done. Buhari is just another human.

Totally makes no sense. Men fail the loyalty test too. Let's stop pretending it's just the ladies.

If you keep a girl but cheat on her without any regard whatsoever, what makes you better than the girl who would leave instead?

favoured234:
Did you just say those things about yourself?
That's a sure sign that you are fast attaining a total package..
Since you called out your "faults" by yourself then it is pretty easy to give it up.... That's by the way...
You can contest .. If you lost the contest I will join my attitude with yours and give to anyone that I suspect cheated you

awww... Girls like this still dey NL?

mizzsmilez:
I'd like to be in your campaign team.
Trust me.
You won't regret it.

hmmm... I think you should be contesting too

How can you lift a whole article from a site without as much as an acknowledgement? Are you a blogger?

Jaydenphoenix:
My advice to pple...get married IF and when u want to!!!

U owe no one an explanation

exactly!

Smh... I hate it when people try to promote this get-married-or-die-trying mentality in women. We end up having ladies who define their worth by the presence of a ring on their fingers.

That woman regularly beaten black and blue to near-death by her husband was once excited about getting married.

That woman who wants a divorce once thought getting married was the best thing to do at the time when she did.

That woman who wishes her husband would drop dead so she wouldn't have to see him anymore, once promised to love him to the end.

Some of those women may have been happier if they had stayed single a bit longer, and improved themselves while at it, but nosy friends and relatives just wouldn't let them be. Like the narrow-minded chauvinist who opened this thread.

Blackett:
[color=#150000]You and your "pound road aba" sunglasses. Wearing sunglasses in a dim environment. That explains why you didn't SEE that this thread was for females.

Which nigga is supposed to be felt here?

Gtfoh.
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lmao!

Bad is now cool and nice whack. Strange generation. *chews kola*

If you offended her, why not just apologise? Some people wouldn't even smile at your jokes when they are upset with you.

This is sexist. How can you compare women with snakes?

I dunno where you got that impression from, but I can't relate. I don't even treat strangers nearly as nice as, much less nicer than my loved ones.

Strangers have no right to even be in my personal space.

Nice all the same.

Ha! She nominated herself again