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Forum Games › Re: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by Oahray: 10:44am On Dec 04, 2014
luxanne:
I see you three, good morning smiley


What's ur verdict to obinoscopy's plea please?
em... Mercy makes justice worthwhile. I have no problem with it. It could have been me.
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Think Its Okay...its Not! by Oahray: 8:27am On Dec 04, 2014
Mutendiwashe:
how does asking someone to fix a laptop equate to being indecisive... She made her thoughts known right from the word go, so how does fixing a laptop change anything? undecided

What makes him different from a girl who thinks that a guy simply taking her out for a movie automatically means they are dating?
smh... An indecisive person cannot make EFFECTIVE decisions (and on time). If she has decided she didn't want him, what prevented her from sticking to that decision? She had to invite the same guy to her room just cos of selfish gain and actually spent time with him alone, to make up for it, giving the impression that she likes his company. Aren't there other guys that could help her? What happened to spending her money for repairs?

Why wouldn't the guy accept the impression when that's what he wants? Read my post with your eyes open. The guy was childish, but she made a very foolish decision. It's wisdom to let your no mean no, and maturity to take responsibility for the consequences. She's neither wise nor mature.

If a guy makes it clear he doesn't want to date a girl, would he be wise to take her out to a candlelight dinner for two? Use your head na.
Politics › Re: Lagos Establishes Sex Offenders’ Register by Oahray: 8:06am On Dec 04, 2014
jesuslovesme123:
You do agree that the world would be free of 80 or so percent of present day crimes without men, don't you? Well, check the news today and determine how many crimes reported were commited by men, then women.

If all men were like Jesus, wouldn't that be awesome?
oh please! Women are capable of terrible crimes. Read about Lizzie Borden, about Elizabeth Bathory, about Genene Jones, and many others. What about the women who injure or kill their children because of postpartum depression?

The average woman just doesn't have the strength of men and so cannot physically abuse men without weapons (so they face children), and men hardly ever report being victimised by women, hence the statistics. At least we know the champions of verbal abuse.

Which man would have beaten a helpless baby to a pulp because the child’s parents didn't help treat his dad?

Without men in the world, women would poison each other (since there would be no children to beat up or kill) and wage silent wars until they all drop dead.
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On Someone Here On Nairaland by Oahray: 4:32pm On Dec 03, 2014
nickz:
*draws him back*
*gives him 3 hot slaps*
shey you blind nihuh?i give you 5thousand you dey yab mehuh
*collects back 5k*

hunger go kill you todayhuhhuhsad
*watching him harass innocent passerby*
Smh... What alcohol does to the brain of man.

*walks away*
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On Someone Here On Nairaland by Oahray: 3:38pm On Dec 03, 2014
nickz:
you too dey beggrin
oya take this 5k use chop afternnoon food

*gives him 5k*tongue
kobo is out of fashion jare *stones him with the 5kobo coin, and storms off* undecided
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On Someone Here On Nairaland by Oahray: 2:54pm On Dec 03, 2014
nickz:
*gives him dirty slap*gringrin

longer throattongue no come visit me anythingangry
*stunned silence; rubs cheek* shocked

*subdued voice*
Bros why na? sad
Nairaland General › Re: How Do I Get Rid Of This "Shyness" Syndrome? by Oahray: 10:27am On Dec 03, 2014
Awww... Do you have friends?
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On Someone Here On Nairaland by Oahray: 9:44am On Dec 03, 2014
nickz:
i smell serious e-cat fight on this threadcheesy



*gives vickyyB #1000 naira note*
*sends her to buy popcorn and one very big coke*undecidedundecided


na here we go die todaycheesy
*eyeing popcorn and coke* Bros make I come visit you? cheesy
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! New Market On Fire by Oahray: 9:56pm On Dec 02, 2014
html14java:
Front Page... modz... u myt save lives
they would rather move topics like "A nairalander cooks indomie (pics)" or "A Nairalander's funny experience while trekking with his own two legs" undecided
Culture › Re: Eight Bad Sides Of An African Man You Probably Don't Know by Oahray: 9:41pm On Dec 02, 2014
Lol. Very funny how people are getting worked up grin

If it doesn't describe you, no need being bitter.
Crime › Re: 4 Suspected Cultists Arrested For Allegedly Raping A Girl During Initiation by Oahray: 4:25pm On Dec 01, 2014
Elantracey:
Well am not really surprised at this response , so you mean that the girl didn't know she's gonna be alone with three guys who are probably drunk and drug addict? Even though there's no excuse for rape but this case was clearly avoidable .
lol. How did you know she knew? Since you know what she knew, tell me did she also know her phone would be taken?

Rape is rape, avoidable or not.
Crime › Re: 4 Suspected Cultists Arrested For Allegedly Raping A Girl During Initiation by Oahray: 12:52pm On Dec 01, 2014
Elantracey:
can you enter fire and expect to not get burnt? huh
so rape is ok. And here I thought there's no excuse for rape.
Good to hear that from a girl. Remember that the next time you are tempted to argue that skimpy dressing is not an excuse.

I wonder how you got to know what to expect in an initiation.
Celebrities › Re: Malia And Sasha Obama Called Classless Teenagers by Oahray: 9:07am On Dec 01, 2014
Here in Nigeria, the President gets insulted in the most vulgar ways possible, and no one gives a damn. We don't respect ourselves. Funny how some of us are trying to feel American, condemning the lady in a matter that's none of our business.

'Classless teenagers' is harsh? Try 'Retardeen'. undecided
Crime › Re: 4 Suspected Cultists Arrested For Allegedly Raping A Girl During Initiation by Oahray: 9:00am On Dec 01, 2014
Elantracey:
@topic if she willingly wanted to be initiated I really don't see it as rape , those are one of the things she should have expected .
smh... Can't believe you typed this.
Romance › Re: Five Reasons Why Guys Should Quit Complaining About Being Friendzoned by Oahray: 7:10pm On Nov 30, 2014
Exactly! If you want a romantic relationship with a girl and she wants just platonic friendship (with full benefits or not), take a walk and be remain acquaintances. I wish I could knock it into the heads of my fellow guys.

If you sit pining away for her affection you'd never get, you aren't well upstairs.


@op, I think number 4 is very unsound. A girl who knows that a guy's attention and gifts are geared towards starting a relationship, and accepts them without the intention of obliging him, is a greedy con-artist without any self respect.

If you aren't prepared to sell your house, would you accept payment from interested parties? Let your No mean No.


#ThisThreadOldSha
Family › Re: Should I Stop Her From Seeing 'pastors'? by Oahray: 6:56pm On Nov 30, 2014
Ehya... Religion is a delicate issue for many, and should be handled as such. Sorry to say, force would not work as she would assume it's the work of the devil trying to use you to stop her deliverance.

She just needs to be convinced that those people cannot truly help her. Look for a way to, or else a bad experience would. How about assuring her that you are ready to wait on God, but would like to try medical options if she's so desperate about it?
Phones › Re: HELP : My Two Weeks Old Infinix Zero Screen Cracked by Oahray:
Isiterere:
gorilla screen is "scratch resistant" not "unbreakable"


ALL IZZ WELL
oh please... Gorilla glass is toughened to resist IMPACT as well as scratch. There's more than a mile between eggshell tough and 'unbreakable'.
Romance › Re: Did You Ever Regret Ending it With Your Ex? by Oahray: 6:43pm On Nov 30, 2014
Please type in full, your writing sucks lipsrsealed
Phones › Re: HELP : My Two Weeks Old Infinix Zero Screen Cracked by Oahray:
Gorilla glass screen don turn egg shell? Overly cheap things come at a price.

Sorry. It seems normal for these infinix phones. Replace the screen or get another phone. They should have a carlcare.
Literature › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by Oahray: 12:23pm On Nov 30, 2014
^^ ayam-sea-in-efrytin cheesy
Romance › Re: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by Oahray: 12:22pm On Nov 30, 2014
grimandevil:
u must b a born idi0t to think what u owe him is to pay him back. d more u talk d more i see an .empty brain. mor00n.
see ur mouth see u will pay him back. ashawo. go share ur punssy around gather money and pay him . rubbish. dats all u think u owe him abi.
u will never see or knw what love mean in ur entire life. anuofia. empty idi0t.

dis mor00n just d remind me of my ex. d more she talks d more i see my ex way of thinking. d are all d same

dats if am sure is nt even her dat is talking. brat
hahahahahaha... Bros take am easy o grin
Romance › Re: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by Oahray: 5:47pm On Nov 29, 2014
DukeNija:
Leave story! That biatch cannot do nada. If I were the guy in question, all these threats will make me laugh hysterically. Pics and videos wey I go just sharply distribute to my niggahs. Lmaooo
Anyway, truth is the guy actually won't share those stuffs, he just wants to punish the biatch. But I can't do stuffs like dis sha, unecessary stress.
smh... Life is deeper than you think. Man's capacity for bad thoughts is almost infinite. See what the guy did when he got the chance because of heartbreak. You think the girl cannot do worse if she gets the chance?

Even without being desperate she acted that nasty to a (formerly) good person.

Fear a desperate heart, but even worse is a heart that no longer has anything to lose. If he releases the video now and it doesn't kill her, she'd someday be back for him, with nothing to lose.

The future is yet pregnant and Karma isn't one-sided.
Romance › Re: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by Oahray: 11:28am On Nov 29, 2014
theplanmaker:
I heard a story like that, don't know if it's true o. It may be fiction.
A guy dated a girl for 2years, both of them were students then. He loved her so much, and even offended his mother and sister just to please her. Her dad died along the way leaving her stranded. The guy in question practically extorted his well to do parents to pay her fees and keep her in school. One thing led to another, and he discovered that the girl was cheating. He broke up with her, and she kept begging and sending people to beg him. Eventually she was forgiven. The same thing happened again, this time it was with a friend of the guy. She pleaded again, and the guy was stupid enough to forgive. Infact, he introduced her to his family. He eventually graduated and left town, but kept hearing rumours that she was dating one doctor infact they were engaged. all the while she was still collecting money from him for project seminar etc. She collected close to 70k. When he came back to town he confronted her about the cheating, and this time she did not beg anymore, she just said she wanted to break up, that she has found someone that wants to marry her next year, and since the guy still has law school and service in front of him, he should look for someone else. He knelt down to plead with her, even sent the same people she sent previously to beg her. He offered to marry her after law school, but she just refused. So the guy accepted his fate. One day he went to her house, after talking they ended up having sex. She didn't know that the guy had set his phone to capture everything, and even took some pictures when he was pretending to answer a call. He sent her the video and pictures on bbm the next day. And he didn't contact her again until he left for law school. The guy isn't interested in blackmailing, or making the video public, but then as she is getting married, let her leave with the guilt that someone somewhere has secrets that could destroy her. While he is managing a broken heart, she should manage a troubled heart. Scores are level, no hard feelings.
lol. This is evil. grin

Guy be careful sha. I think leaving her a troubled mind isn't the best. Some people could go any length to remove a perceived threat.

Just let go. She's not worth it.
Politics › Re: Why Jonathan’s Administration Must Go – Oshiomhole by Oahray: 10:44am On Nov 29, 2014
Lol. This guy funny sha. Shey GEJ is the reason he hasn't even picked a pin in his second tenure?

The other day he was celebrating 6 years in office, and when it was time to list his own achievements, all he could say was how Jonathan has no score card. Politicians are all the same.

Make e dey there dey form illusionist, he thinks people cannot see.
Poems For Review › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Assignments Comments Thread by Oahray:
1. DESPAIR IS A JAILER

Fading ghosts of grasses once green
On the other side,
Dirt-brown like the brick walls
That stand in the way.
No use trying,
No use trying.

That window of opportunities, staring
At souls that have turned their backs.
Fingers holding on to sure doubts,
Steel bars cold and unforgiving.
Despair is a jailer,
A cast-iron trap that never let's go.

The light at tunnel's end
Now dim with unuse,
An Aesopian fable to feet
Too heavy to take the next step.
The jailer fiercely feeds the fickle
A lump of Lot's wife to calm wayward nerves.

At wit's end,
when fear is the courage needed,
Sorrow sits the sole king,
And despair is a jailer
Feasting on the sighs
Of dreams locked away for life.
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Crime › Re: Baby Tortured By Maid In Uganda Still Alive by Oahray: 11:59pm On Nov 28, 2014
That evil maid had the guts to go report her master for the well-deserved beating. Winsh!

The man tried... He didn't beat her to death.
Crime › Re: Bizarre! Three Women Raped A Man To An Unconsious State In Zamfara by Oahray:
This is ridiculous. The same people who say it's rape even when the woman is aröused, as long as she says no, turn around to say a man's arousal must mean yes.

Time to set things right. Future generations would judge us.
Celebrities › Re: Yes! Is The Same Woman. LOL! (photos) by Oahray: 8:15pm On Nov 28, 2014
Hahahahahahaha.... grin OMG oooo grin

How she no go like am? The fox that lost its tail. grin
Celebrities › Re: 10 Incredibly Talented Celebrities Who Ruined Their Careers by Oahray: 8:13pm On Nov 28, 2014
Awww... That Home Alone guy... sad

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