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Hmmm... Your shades are nice, but you can still improve alot on accuracy of features. I've got to try this charcoal... Em... Wait o, is it charcoal pencil or lumps of real charcoal? |
Story story... Once upon a time, a vicious dog married a frigid piece of wood after three years of dating... and NL had to suffer for it. ![]() |
The "RESARCH" sums up the joke ![]() |
Well, there's green light,but it doesn't mean you already want to DATE the person. It simply means you don't mind it if the person goes ahead with trying to. However, depending on the style (s)he uses, (s)he either makes a favourable impression or turns you off permanently. I think the mistake many people (especially guys) make is thinking that once a girl smiles at them, they are half-way there, so they become too pushy. You still have to gently start from scratch. |
Depends... Would we know that it would be for just one week only? |
justmag:lolz... ![]() |
Mogidi:oh please, just shut the hell up and go to bed already! Why can't she comment on his features? Unique persons and features would always be talked about. You are sounding like some zero-esteem dude with a troubled childhood. |
Teempakguy:well, if that were so, we'd easily pick geniuses out from a crowd. I believe everyone has his own 'remarkable ears', it just isn't always ears. |
Mogidi:just like his IQ, his ears are remarkable, and she simply didn't fail to notice the ears. How's that ridicule? Shiny armour doesn't look good on you, mr Knight. |
Awww.... ![]() |
Please which of them is Kanye and which is Dbanj? |
Lmao! Throat test = hospitalized. I give up! ![]() |
Mogidi:smh... This is totally unnecessary. |
kozaic:see rhymes na ![]() |
laykorn:lay-corn baba... See as you dey hit nail for head like hammer ![]() |
@ topic, there's this quote I once read somewhere. "When a man cheats, it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is because she is married to a dog" The sarcasm is both amusing and annoying at the same time, but it does sum up an aspect of gender double standards quite succinctly. |
naijaboiy:true. It really isn't my business. By all means, do what you like. Just don't get surprised or pissed when kids start insulting you for no good reason though. |
Chakakhan:I will not descend with you down that path of insults. It's childish, about as childish as expecting that actions wouldn't have consequences just because it is not the consequence you desire. If you don't want a guy close, don't bring him close, because just like some girls, some guys don't use their heads very often. It's that simple. Good day. |
marieolae:why smash an egg open when you can do it gently? If there is any such time when the truth can only be shot like a gun, this moment doesn't qualify. He threw the unnecessary first punch and you call it the truth? Nice... |
VickyyB:smh... Respect yourself, girl. Maturity demands self-control most times. |
Naijaboiy... Be nice, or at least pretend to. You are Mr NL ![]() |
Op this is not all true... - A single man is a hot cake and can settle when he likes without much pressure, a single woman would be pestered by family and friends to make her life 'meaningful' before her time passes. - Unnactractive men get more dates than unnactractive women, especially when they have money, since men usually make the first move. Many men would refuse to see beyond a lady's looks, much less go after her. It's a world of double standards, and it goes both ways. |
Hahaha.... Chai! Smh... |
Chakakhan:lol. He didn't DEMAND sex. He didn't even ask, technically. I wonder where you saw that. He simply foolishly said he wanted to spend the night. The op read that suggestion as wanting to sleep with her, just as he read her earlier action (asking him to come over to fix her pc, and then spending time with him) as a green light. How come the op has a right to read whatever meaning she likes into something and the guy doesn't? A guy doesn't even need to do you a favour before trying to take things to the level he wants, but if you do ask for unnecessary favours when you know he wants you, you are encouraging him. Try to know what a thread is truly about before commenting. |
My sweetheart is prettier than the both of them ![]() |
7. I ONCE WAS YOU In the heat of an angry afternoon, Your shrill voice would ring out Like a Spanish blade cutting the damp silence Into palatable slices. Keeping you still, The thirteenth labour of Heracles, A test of mama's resilience. I once was you, but I sit worn out by inactivity Ancient bones in achy gratitude. Who enjoys the burden of walking anyway? Now even the night air gangs up With the chirping crickets To make a fool of my aged voice box I wish they knew I once was you. In patient haste you would scurry Up the generous Udala tree Serving quick justice To stubborn fruits And eager playmates shouting directions. You stood, the leader of a pack Of little wolves. I once was you, but I stand on three legs Two wary feet and a faithful cane Then a step... Then a step... And pain shoots up frayed nerves As I make my way To the bathroom miles away. Determined to be independent like When I once was you. You stood broad shouldered And claimed hearts with a simple smile Leaving temples on your footprints. You stood, the object of coy glances, The proud owner of many wounds, Spots skilfully picked By Cupid's unrelenting bow. I once was you, but Now I lay sleepless, A bag of wrinkles, crowned with a whisper of hair all grey, Bedsheet wrapped around my loneliness, Facing the ever-present absence Of a lost part of my heart; She who was my best friend for life Since when I was you. |
She must not be too smart? Seriously? I no dey sew cloth with that kind wife material o. ![]() |
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jesuslovesme123:Tactics! The difference is tactics. A woman is much more subtle. If a man is mad enough at you, he'd use his strength on you and let the world know that he isn't one to be angered. If a woman is mad enough at you, she'd finish you off silently and pretend she knows nothing about it. Tell me, which is likely to find its way into the records? Now that the person captured on the video is female, statistics is no longer enough? Smh... Do you know how much abuse by stepmothers go unreported daily? Do you know how many househelps are physically or verbally abused with no one to look their way? Do you know how many husbands dread returning home to their wives, from work everyday? Women aren't poisoning each other now because they are cooking for men at the moment (feminists can bang their heads on the nearest wall, if they like). It's the men that suffer it silently, because the society says that's what it means to be a real man. I got your point, and it's still shortsighted. My post was to point out to you that womenfolk are not the saints you'd like to pretend they are. Good thing you agree. |
I've sent mine Cc: Jbluv |
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