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Olofofo- Amebo! Mukina just put a set of triplet to bed, she can make do with some assistance right now.

And she is more comfortable with a married Blazay helping me than a single-Odunnu, who might want to takeover after tasting my milk and honey. 

Blazay:
Only fore-parents? "Hind-parents" nko?  Sheeeeeeeeeeesh!

I need a sample of your pubic hair to for genetic analysis.


That is why I don't like to post my pretty pictures on the h-internet. You want all these 'IGBOTIC Queens of Sodom and Gomorrah' to come after me again? I will just kill both yourself and them. . .History will repeat itself ke!

Please. . .don't make all these LOCAL, wor-wor Okoro-Ngbatic babes that can't get none on of off the cyber airways jealous oooooh.

You know that any man that chases me on the cyber airways will be getting some serious 'daggers' from these wor-wor old cargo babes around here huh?

Let me tell you how it works. You have to show me a picture of your 'peh-nis' first. Then six good months of 'cyber/phone' sex.

Then I will buy my own ticket to visit you.

First things first. . .please e-mail me a picture of ya blockos!  AT FULL MAST!. . . ERECT, without the assistance of Viagra o! I don't want 'pawa failure' sir!

Thanks in advance.

I beg make I go massage my Oga small. . . .I only do 'ashewo' work during vacations. I am a full-time housewife now please. Stop tempting me. . . .

Find one of these NL wor wor Okoro-Yoruba babes to hellep you jare! Before they start quenching of e-badu belle and e-jelosi all over the cyber airways.

I have a dee-k to such right now. . .so my do not disturb sign is up.

Thanks again!

LWKMD  

but you 1st need to send me some of your hot sexy  pictures/videos nau, so I can use it to get it up it up at AT FULL MAST!. . .

About time.

Calculia:
Why I Chose Anyim - President Jonathan

News & Commentary - Economy

Written by Agency reporter Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:57

anyimPresident Goodluck Jonathan on Tuesday explained that he chose former Senate President, Chief Anyim Pius Anyim, as the new Secretary to the Government of the Federation based on his track record.

Jonathan had on Monday named Anyim as the successor to Alhaji Yayale Ahmed.

Jonathan, who spoke at the inauguration of Anyim at the Council Chamber of the State House, Abuja, said t[b]he former Senate president had a distinguished career at the National Assembly [/b]and was selected after a careful process.

The event was witnessed by a large number of politicians from various parts of the country.

Also at the ceremony, the reappointed National Security Adviser, Gen. Owoeye Azazi (rtd.), was also sworn in.

Also Monday, Jonathan formally dissolved his cabinet, saying their letters showed that their appointments ended on May 29, 2011, even though he had asked them to continue till the next cabinet is formed.

In the statement also signed by Aduwak, he said the president thanked them for their cooperation and asked them to be available when called for service to the country at any time.

The statement read: "In accordance with the appointment letters of members of the Federal Executive Council, Special Advisers, Senior Special Assistants, Special Assistants, and other political appointees, their appointments ended on May 29th, 2011. This brings to a close the former administration, and marks the beginning of the new one.

"The President thanked all the outgoing ministers, advisers and assistants and other political appointees for their service to the nation. He particularly lauded their patriotism and dedication, and wished them God's blessings in their future endeavours.

"The President called on them to always see themselves as partners in progress with the new administration, stating that the Federal Government would from time to time draw from their repository of knowledge in steering the ship of state."

The dissolution of the cabinet has effectively resolved constitutional issues raised by some lawyers over the validity of their continued stay in office beyond the life of the last administration which terminated on Sunday.

Wish more light can be shed on this. I would have thought Ken Nnamani was more distinguished than Anyim.

aribisala0:
e be like OAM just buy SUV

hehehe na so nau!

thank you in advance for congratulating me.

And what will they achieve doing this?

erm erm Blazay, dont mind Dayokanu o. he is 100% Ngbatic boy.

As for me, some of my fore-parents na from Edo, so there is a % of edo blood in my veins.

erm, erm, what am trying to ask is; am I qualified for a 1 week copulation?

Jimmy Boy:
@Aribasala Bro, don't forget we are essentialy trying to make people realize that there are many profit making opportunities in the country that people often overlook  and errornously assume that those ventures are bet left to the uneducated folks.So mentioning SUV was an attempt to correct this wrong notion and not to promote short sightedness as you were trying to suggest.

I get your point jare. Nothing is wrong with driving SUV. Is a mark of a level of success in Nigeria. If am thinking of going into a business in Nigeria and I am shown someone who succeeded in buying an SUV in the course of doing a business, I will listen to his ideas and what he has to say.

Power is on the way. be patience, its vision 2015.

Continue with the story here:


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-680718.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-679613.0.html

interesting!

So sad. What a loss.

Ekpoma1:
I knew right from the onset that she was innocent. Just like someone rightly said, they(d men) were not just ready for women to lead them.

How do you know she is innocent? Because they now cleared her at the last minute?

hehehe. . .Only in Nigeria!

Very funny

Let her replace it at all cost.

Cool.

hmnnnn! oya make u whisper the search key in my ears.

na lie jor. Those names no dey for facebook. Even yahoo and hotmail say dem no exist.

[quote author=Musiwa, link=topic=681455.msg8450952#msg8450952 date=1307148426]i am a shy person[/quote]hehehe, I believe you

ifyalways:
. . .Dude,where have u been tapping wisdom from?no more talking from your aNus?
Which lady brought this positive change?wherever u have been sleeping and waking these days . . .don't leave there!

I actually thought someone hacked into his computer, but then he came up up with this:

dayokanu:
You know I have been sleeping and waking up on your chest, And I have been tapping wisdom from your ikebe.

So everything depends on you sweerie

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Locate me for what? [/color]

To copulate nau. Why you go dey ask that kin question sef, you wey be be Lady-Romance. Abeg submit all your names sharp sharp


@topic
Use maiden plus Hubby name nau. No rule says it must be either.

Omooba77:
Femi Kuti Sues For Divorce


Fela’s son, Femi Anikulapo-Kuti has filed a divorce suit against his estranged wife, Funke.



Funke Kuti and Femi Kuti.

Filed before Justice L.A.M. Folami of Lagos High Court, the suit, when heard, will be another celebrated divorce case.

P.M.NEWS learnt that the case was to have come up on 31 May, 2011.

Although the ground for the divorce could not be ascertained, a source said it may not be unconnected with a an allegation of infidelity against Funke seven years ago.

Another source told P.M.NEWS that the divorce could be due to incompatibility between the couple.

It was gathered that they still speak on phone and Funke often visits Femi’s Akute home to see Made, the only child of the marriage.

Although no date has been fixed for the hearing, both parties confirmed that they are aware of the case.

“Yes, I have filed for divorce, but I will not speak further on the case because I don’t want you to spoil it for me,” Femi told P.M.NEWS jokingly.

On her part, Funke said she has been served a divorce letter, adding, “that is only what I can tell you about the matter.”

In 2003, the entertainment industry witnessed the separation of a one-time happy couple, Femi and Funke, as the former accused the latter of infidelity among other things.

This, however, was denied by the wife and later both went their different ways, leaving Made, their only child in the custody of Femi.

After the separation seven years ago, Femi had other relationships which have produced five kids while Funke is yet to remarry.

Interesting!

Interesting!

Interestingly Observing.

^^Unfortunately you are very right.