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Katsumoto:
Congrats to OAM4J who has been made a mod in the politics section.

Now that my paddy has been made a mod, na to go find trouble remain.

OAM4J

Mo we lo wa ja, ma si fun mi o.  

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg8434369#msg8434369 date=1306938631]What is going on around here? 

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-680396.0.html

O GA O!

OAM4J,
How do you feel about this project?  You want to do this or was it thrust upon you?  I hope you know that the likes of Kilode and Katsumoto will continue to be unruly.  Not to talk of Naijababe (OMG!).

[/quote]Now I finally get the opportunity to ban and eliminate all my enemies and competitors from NL.

Who do I start with? Katsumoto or Dayokanu or who?  

zstranger:
^^^^

This is so unfair.

Hmmmmmm, SEUN must be on drugs!

Why you?

Olohun lo ma dajo eni to n fi eyin pin eran

hehehehe. Dont worry, am only preparing the ground for you to take over

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=490918.msg8433655#msg8433655 date=1306932452]Congrates OAM4J

hopefully u will do well for us here [/quote]

Katsumoto:
Congrats OAM4J

Thanks guys.

jmaine:
Have you started the cleaning and deleting exercise on the forum . . .or you are waiting for some time to stabilize . .before swinging into action

I have attended to some of your complaints already.

efisher:


Is it now a family affair?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=680396.msg8434799#msg8434799 date=1306943420]They have become the Sarakis of NL [/quote]Stop jolosing us jor.

A very good one. Am sure Lagos State govt can maintain it, especially the current administration.

Very nice

akunta:
guys guys guys, i tout this was supposed 2 be a kitchen.
pls dont mix biz wit pleasure if u knw wat i mean
enugh of dat kind talk, i just want 2 hear abt
food food and more food

Thank you jare. The whole thing was caused by a customer who has too much of testosterone in his system and started seeing what is not.

Pls have this cold drink on my account.

https://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/s/smirnoff_ice-206931.jpg

mukina2:
Sorry All

i'll  try to catch up with all your complaints very soon.

Welcome back dear.

Odunnu:
In addition to spicing soups and stew with your c, u.m you guys run a brothel too here?

No, we do not operate a brothel or have you seen any ashewo here ni?

Lets just say we have guest rooms for our VIP customers.

Sometimes after eating some meals in this kitchen , you just need to relax and stretch your back.

We are customer oriented and we try to meet all our customers needs.

hunkyjohn:
[size=2pt]I wish you could do that for me, I would be so glad  [/size]

hehehehehe. i know right

hunkyjohn:
He didn't even take the time to wash up properly before serving me the food. He just jumped off the honey pot and went straight to serve me food. That's how the foreign object found itself in my plate!

Do you want me to get you and Odunnu a room? looks like that is what both of you are actually looking for and not food.

Odunnu:
Choi! Stop disgracing yourself! How can MissyB have strenght to work 30mts after a vigorous energy exertion game?huh? Maybe i'l talk to my husband to teach her how to be active.
After every round as in round I have 20mts uninterrupted rest because its more like coming home from the battle field

More like your husband hasnt been giving it to you well, you want him to get the tips from my girl. Sorry permission denied. Missy will not be available for a while. read her last post when she came out briefly from the inner chamber. BTW she only give kitchen tips and not bedroom tips.

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg8425142#msg8425142 date=1306831696]Rotfl! 

Good morning Akunta and others. I apologize for my absence, I hope to fully resume duty in a week's time. For now, School, husband, kids and home needs lotsa attention.
Thanks for your understanding.  One more thing, no patronizing Firearm's kitchen other joints, please. Missy B's kitchen remains the best place to eat, relax and have fun. [/quote]

xynerise:
@op. You are a cow for saying such a thing. Who told u 190 is jobless? For crying out loud he is a cyber cafe attendant

hehehehehe

I no fit laff o.

hehehehe , have you heard of rounds and breaks in btw rounds before? I guess not. Am sure u are only used to 3mins one quick action.

Waiter! pls give Lady Odunnu a bottle of chilled 'Jealousy Stopper' brand of water to drink.

Odunnu:
What has 'boyfriend' got to do with you having sperm on your soup? Do you want to do him too? Dont let Debosky hear you call him my husband again or else your sperm bank would be cut off. Dare him.
You'v made me talk too much, get me a glass of water faaaaassst!!

Alright madam. pls sit down and relax, MissyB will serve you a cold water shortly as soon as am done with her in the inner chamber.

brb!

Odunnu:
then, how did it find its way into the soup?
I'v heard of men and men, men and dogs, men and walls but i'v never heard of men and pepper soup. Did you just start that?

Who told you there was anything else in the soup?

because i told your boyfriend hunkyjohn that i was busy with MissB in the inner chamber, rather than concentrating on his food, he started imagining what could possibly have happened btw me and my girl in d inner chamber. i guess he wet his pants in d process and started claiming he saw a white thing in the food. About time you take care of him.

Odunnu:
Did OAM4J flavor the soup with his sperm?#justasking.

I beg your pardon ma!

My sperms are not for public consumption. they were only deposited in MissyB "pleasurepot"  and are meant to activate a 9month intensive program with her.

hehehehe. Good one though!

Onions

hehehehe, may be he dey fear say Akala don put juju for those places

Na wa o! what are all these blasts about now? is the government still holding Buhari/CPC responsible and hoping Buhari will stop them?

If the VP cannot guarantee peace and security in his state, then there is no hope for Nigeria.

Good one, hope the committee will not spend forever drawing a roadmap like the FG and another eternity to begin work on the roadmap.

The reason why I like Action Governor Fashola. We have an idea of the start and completion date for all his projects.

Unfortunately am not optimistic that anything will come out of this.

terrible!

What has happened to many of them invited and taken to court in 2007?

Am not sure any tangible justice will come out of this either.

Very sad and unfortunate.

i wish him a speedy recovery.

Sounds good. Lets see how it works out.

Dis Guy:
but he was the C in C when it was launched and there was no 'settling down' allowance in the roadmap

the govt has been on a break since the campaign, all the ministers were on holiday instead of working

It was called a roadmap and not a action plan for a reason, so there is need to constantly review it as you discover new roads. Hopefully we will have some actions and results before or by May 29th 2015.