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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 4:14pm On Mar 31, 2018
CapitalCee:
Tackling? I am talking about Chris Smalling that wears number 12 for man u
grin

LMAO!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 4:10pm On Mar 31, 2018
dopeJemi:
No, I noticed it since the beginning of the season, I actually thought it didn't matter and I was the only one seeing it
grin

I hope he's playing his last Season at United!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 4:09pm On Mar 31, 2018
CapitalCee:
Above Averagehuhhuh?? I can name up to 20 defenders in EPL confortably better than smalling. The dude is below average
grin

He's excellent in tackling nah!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 4:06pm On Mar 31, 2018
obainojazz:
cone head stop quoting me.
undecided

Taaah..... stay off this nonsense Bro!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 4:00pm On Mar 31, 2018
kokaneprodigy:
flat head, who asked for explanations.
undecided

This ain't politics Section Dude..... troll with sense pls.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 3:54pm On Mar 31, 2018
dopeJemi:
Am I the only one who sees how smalling passes the ball? He passes it directly to the player and sometimes the ball falls behind, instead of putting it in front of the player
grin

Are you noticing it for the first Time?! That's Smalling for you! The Dude is slightly above Average!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 3:20pm On Mar 31, 2018
Sanchez!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 3:12pm On Mar 31, 2018
dopeJemi:
This is the movement we seek
Jah bless you bro...... our Players ain't hiding anymore.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 3:04pm On Mar 31, 2018
Lukaku!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 2:40pm On Mar 31, 2018
joeace2020:
na fight?
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 2:11pm On Mar 31, 2018
Lineup

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 1:03pm On Mar 31, 2018
chidexxy007:
As a guy, if you no play street footie then ur childhood isn't complete grin grin
grin

You are right Bro!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 8:54pm On Mar 30, 2018
grin

See as everyone dey recount their Street-Footie Experience..... LMAO!

The funniest Thing is; it seems everyone experienced the same street-footie Adventure!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m):
grin

If I am the Ball Owner, and anyone dares to bully me - the Game is over for the Day!
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Oasis007(m): 10:29pm On Mar 29, 2018
Mujtahida:
@the bolded:I ate sour grapes. Rohr's teeth has been set on edge. Fact is you could have challenged my position without the need for the needless insults on the man over what I said which is even not a matter established to be so in reality. I brought insult to Rohr? (If I talk now you will say I'm attacking your personality) but is reasonable?
I truly didn't expect you to travel the ignominious Road of insulting the coach. It was totally uncalled for. I didn't attack your personality at all. Your abusive outburst even surprised me.
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Can we end this provocative Discourse pls?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 10:18pm On Mar 29, 2018
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper...

2. The owner of the ball decided who played...

3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded
only if an injured player could curse or fight a lot...

4. The match only ended when everyone was tired...

5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner
would be determined by the last team to score...

6. No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball
even behind the goalpost...

7. If you didn't participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match ban...

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser...

9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game...

10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game
over...

11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty...

12. The most skillful player got automatic selection...the most bully player got automatic selection too.......

13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together!

14. Three corners make one Penarity!

15. All players help in household work of the ball owner.

16. If the ball burst everyone contribute to pay the owner.

17. You can't dribble the owner too much. This may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

18. You can go round the goalpost still return into the field and score.

19. When you hit your toes against a stone and notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sands as a form of first aid. Play continue.

20. We called ourselves by nicknames of great players especially from Brazil and England.

21. Game over when it's dark and we can barely see the ball. We all dispersed in groups to our face me I face you homes teasing one another until d last player gets home to face another round of punishment from our disciplinarian parents ������������.

This generation is missing a lot of free fun. They pay dearly ( in monetary terms) for today's fun.

Please add your rules that I have forgotten to mention here ojare ��
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Oasis007(m): 10:14pm On Mar 29, 2018
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper...

2. The owner of the ball decided who played...

3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded
only if an injured player could curse or fight a lot...

4. The match only ended when everyone was tired...

5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner
would be determined by the last team to score...

6. No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball
even behind the goalpost...

7. If you didn't participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match ban...

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser...

9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game...

10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game
over...

11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty...

12. The most skillful player got automatic selection...the most bully player got automatic selection too.......

13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together!

14. Three corners make one Penarity!

15. All players help in household work of the ball owner.

16. If the ball burst everyone contribute to pay the owner.

17. You can't dribble the owner too much. This may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

18. You can go round the goalpost still return into the field and score.

19. When you hit your toes against a stone and notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sands as a form of first aid. Play continue.

20. We called ourselves by nicknames of great players especially from Brazil and England.

21. Game over when it's dark and we can barely see the ball. We all dispersed in groups to our face me I face you homes teasing one another until d last player gets home to face another round of punishment from our disciplinarian parents ������������.

grin


This generation is missing a lot of free fun. They pay dearly (in monetary terms) for today's fun.

Please add your rules that I have forgotten to mention here ojare ��

Let's laugh Small before the Heat get outta Control!
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Oasis007(m): 10:09pm On Mar 29, 2018
Mujtahida:
I ate sour grapes. Rohr's teeth has been set on edge.
grin

Whatever pleases you.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Oasis007(m): 9:56pm On Mar 29, 2018
Mujtahida:
Hahahaha hahahaha. Na online you dey dey call am stupid. Smh. Wole Soyinka talks about those who wallow in the secure cesspit of anonymity afforded by the Internet to insult others. You are simply playing to the gallery by saying the bolded especially bringing in local coaches just to pander to patriotic zeal. Cos I've not said anything about not criticising Rohr at all within the immediate context of our discussion. You have moved from criticism into the gutter of insults. Let me leave you there abeg. I no dey.
grin

This ain't gonna work on me Dude. Did I insult you in any of my Posts? We can insult late Keshi, Siasia, Onigbinde and Co but we can't insult Rohr ba?! You chose to throw Tantrums at me indirectly by quoting Professor Wole Soyinka, because I insulted Rohr the Messiah?!. LOL!

Listen, i ain't gonna attack your personality, coz I consider you a smart, intelligent Person. You brought the Insult on Rohr, you made a Fool out of him by making flimsy Excuse to justify the poor Performance of Ebuehi in the latter Part of the 2nd Half.

Was he really unfit? Did Rohr know he was unfit yet he played him for 90mins?! Did Rohr aware the Lad is still recovering from Groin Injury, yet he played him for the entire Match Duration?!

Imagine yourself a Coach, will you play an unfit Player in a friendly Match? What do you intend to gain by playing an unfit Player for the whole Match Duration?!

You gave false Information to justify Ebuehi poor performance in the latter part of the 2nd Half. You wanted us to believe it's because of his Fitness he was out-paced which eventually resulted to a Goal against us?!

If you could notice it (Ebuehi's Fitness Level), but Rohr on the Touch-line couldn't, what do you think of him as a Professional?!
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Oasis007(m): 6:34pm On Mar 29, 2018
Mujtahida:
unfit, not fully fit, fit. I repeat the human body is not a machine. Ebuehi had a groin injury. Please go online and check what the groin is then perhaps it would water this your harshness(I cant call it frankness). The young man underperformed. I say yes he did but could there be extenuating factors considering that he's just recovering from a groin injury? some of you say absolutely No! and it makes me wonder how you guys could be so 100% sure. I always find it choking when a man is 100% sure of what he's in reality not 100% sure of. now you have gone ahead in the name of what you call frankness insulting the coach.
grin

Oga I do not need Google to understand what Groin Injury is. Yes.... Rohr must be stupid to play an unfit Player for 90mins. What about if he got injured again or perhaps worsen his Recovery?!

He had a fit Aina on the Bench, yet he chose to play a Player recovering from Groin Injury for 90mins?! What else can someone objectively call it pls?!

Is Rohr God?! Is he immune from making Mistakes?! We can condemn our local Coaches but Rohr is untouchable?!

Let's assumed its a local Coach that's relying on a Rookie as our first GK for the Mundial, many of you would have concluded that - he's being bribed to help the Lad gets a better Club in the Summer Transfer Window?!

Let's assumed it's a local Coach that played an unfit Player as you said, we would have been reading Epistles; criticizing him as turning the Team to a Platform to sell his Boys.

Let's call a Spade a Spade...... if truly Rohr knew Ebuehi wasn't fit and still went ahead to play him for 90mins - then he's a Fool.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Oasis007(m): 3:32pm On Mar 29, 2018
Kalapizim:
have you also thought why conte has morata injured with giroud on the bench but choose to play harzard at number 9 ? coaches do these things for reasons best known to them. I don't know why we are blaming players . They didn't have a good game period ! Uche Agbo didn't play yet again how about that.
grin

Did you really understand the Discourse at all?! Was Hazard fit for the Match or not?!
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Oasis007(m): 3:29pm On Mar 29, 2018
komekn:
Aina the best RB in the championship sadly was missing, went to bar beach to chop Suya Abe.
Martz101:
Aina was fit
It's just a Sarcasm Bros! Coz if an unfit Player could play for 90mins and a fit Player was glued to the Bench for the same Duration, then to Rohr; Shehu and Rohr are the only RBs in the Team.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Oasis007(m): 7:21am On Mar 29, 2018
Goke7:
@the bolded, I hope some folks will come to terms with this
Nah...... Ebuehi ain't fit, but Rohr had no Alternative but to play him for the whole Match Duration.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Oasis007(m): 6:52am On Mar 29, 2018
Mujtahida:
If person talk now they will say person dey defend Ebuehi but when you guys overlook certain realities it somewhat mischievous. Have you never been sick? Is recovering a one time thing? Please tell me what happened to Beckham and Zidane in 2002?weren't they declared fit by their respective teams. But was their performance up to their usual standards?So someone will just come criticising Zidane that 'ohhhhhh he was fit, the coaches or whosoever said he was fit. He played 90 minutes. He was woeful'. If the person doesn't take into cognizance Zidane's fitness issues then he is sidestepping reality and should be rigorously opposed.

Pray tell me without going online the kind of injury Ebuehi had and where that part is located in the human body?

Ebuehi didn't perform. No one can deny that. But to totally exclude the fact that he has been unfit for two weeks now is to be unfair. That little doubt(as in his fitness issue) should necessarily be called into view as a possible reason why he underperformed.
Bro..... why do we have Aina in the Squad pls? Is he not fit too?! What's the essence of inviting him in the first instance?!

You claimed he's not fit, yet he played 90mins while a fit Aina was on the Bench throughout the Match Duration?!

Let's be frank here Dude, if indeed he's unfit, then Rohr must be stupid and naïve to play him for 90mins.
TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Oasis007(m): 7:19pm On Mar 28, 2018
codedguy1:
You dey craze ooo grin grin you don carry your yeye come this side.

She is good with balls grin
grin grin grin

Jez wanna catch some Fun. There are too many Troublemakers here, in fact our Dude would mynd his Business here.
TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Oasis007(m): 5:16pm On Mar 28, 2018
diadem10:
Lolu scored? Ope o. Didn't watch.
grin

...... you prefer following this Thread to United Thread now?! Guess you are also a Member of LoluForce too?!
TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Oasis007(m): 4:59pm On Mar 28, 2018
Match Analysis so far;

White Team 10 vs 2 Green Team.

White Team Scorers

Miracle 6
Tobi 2
Lolu 1
Yobo 1

Green Team Scorers

Rico 1
Teddy 1

Best Keeper
Nina

Man of the Match
Nina

Highest Goal Scorer
Miracle

Best Player
Miracle

Best Coach
Yobo

Best Assist
Tobi

Goal of the Match
Tobi
TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Oasis007(m): 4:54pm On Mar 28, 2018
grin

Miracle deserves to be on the Plane to Russia for the Super Eagles..... 6 Goals so far!
TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Oasis007(m): 4:52pm On Mar 28, 2018
grin

Nina deserves the MTM Award..... she keeps the Green Team at Bay.
TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Oasis007(m): 4:50pm On Mar 28, 2018
grin


Miracle has scored 5 Goals..... alas! Teddy finally scores!!!!!!!!!
TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Oasis007(m): 4:42pm On Mar 28, 2018
grin

No wonder Miracle can't afford to lose Nina - she's good at protecting Balls on and off the Pitch.
TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Oasis007(m): 4:39pm On Mar 28, 2018
MamBi:
shocked shocked Schweppes, break it down now for all opetu non footballers.

MTM, FTM, LCM, HCF etc.

I know MVP is most valuable player but all the other chieftaincy titles just dey make me dizzy... grin grin
grin

MTM - Man of the Match

FTM - Flop of the Match

MVP - Most Valuable Player

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