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dopeJemi: ![]() I hope he's playing his last Season at United! |
CapitalCee: ![]() He's excellent in tackling nah! |
kokaneprodigy: ![]() This ain't politics Section Dude..... troll with sense pls. |
dopeJemi: ![]() Are you noticing it for the first Time?! That's Smalling for you! The Dude is slightly above Average! |
Sanchez!!!!!!! |
dopeJemi:Jah bless you bro...... our Players ain't hiding anymore. |
Lukaku!!!!!!!!!! |
joeace2020: ![]() |
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chidexxy007: ![]() You are right Bro! |
![]() See as everyone dey recount their Street-Footie Experience..... LMAO! The funniest Thing is; it seems everyone experienced the same street-footie Adventure! |
![]() If I am the Ball Owner, and anyone dares to bully me - the Game is over for the Day! |
Mujtahida: ![]() Can we end this provocative Discourse pls? |
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS 1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper... 2. The owner of the ball decided who played... 3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded only if an injured player could curse or fight a lot... 4. The match only ended when everyone was tired... 5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score... 6. No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goalpost... 7. If you didn't participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match ban... 8. If you're picked last, you're a loser... 9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game... 10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over... 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty... 12. The most skillful player got automatic selection...the most bully player got automatic selection too....... 13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together! 14. Three corners make one Penarity! 15. All players help in household work of the ball owner. 16. If the ball burst everyone contribute to pay the owner. 17. You can't dribble the owner too much. This may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball. 18. You can go round the goalpost still return into the field and score. 19. When you hit your toes against a stone and notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sands as a form of first aid. Play continue. 20. We called ourselves by nicknames of great players especially from Brazil and England. 21. Game over when it's dark and we can barely see the ball. We all dispersed in groups to our face me I face you homes teasing one another until d last player gets home to face another round of punishment from our disciplinarian parents ������������. This generation is missing a lot of free fun. They pay dearly ( in monetary terms) for today's fun. Please add your rules that I have forgotten to mention here ojare �� |
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS 1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper... 2. The owner of the ball decided who played... 3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded only if an injured player could curse or fight a lot... 4. The match only ended when everyone was tired... 5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score... 6. No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goalpost... 7. If you didn't participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match ban... 8. If you're picked last, you're a loser... 9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game... 10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over... 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty... 12. The most skillful player got automatic selection...the most bully player got automatic selection too....... 13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together! 14. Three corners make one Penarity! 15. All players help in household work of the ball owner. 16. If the ball burst everyone contribute to pay the owner. 17. You can't dribble the owner too much. This may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball. 18. You can go round the goalpost still return into the field and score. 19. When you hit your toes against a stone and notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sands as a form of first aid. Play continue. 20. We called ourselves by nicknames of great players especially from Brazil and England. 21. Game over when it's dark and we can barely see the ball. We all dispersed in groups to our face me I face you homes teasing one another until d last player gets home to face another round of punishment from our disciplinarian parents ������������. ![]() This generation is missing a lot of free fun. They pay dearly (in monetary terms) for today's fun. Please add your rules that I have forgotten to mention here ojare �� Let's laugh Small before the Heat get outta Control! |
Mujtahida: ![]() This ain't gonna work on me Dude. Did I insult you in any of my Posts? We can insult late Keshi, Siasia, Onigbinde and Co but we can't insult Rohr ba?! You chose to throw Tantrums at me indirectly by quoting Professor Wole Soyinka, because I insulted Rohr the Messiah?!. LOL! Listen, i ain't gonna attack your personality, coz I consider you a smart, intelligent Person. You brought the Insult on Rohr, you made a Fool out of him by making flimsy Excuse to justify the poor Performance of Ebuehi in the latter Part of the 2nd Half. Was he really unfit? Did Rohr know he was unfit yet he played him for 90mins?! Did Rohr aware the Lad is still recovering from Groin Injury, yet he played him for the entire Match Duration?! Imagine yourself a Coach, will you play an unfit Player in a friendly Match? What do you intend to gain by playing an unfit Player for the whole Match Duration?! You gave false Information to justify Ebuehi poor performance in the latter part of the 2nd Half. You wanted us to believe it's because of his Fitness he was out-paced which eventually resulted to a Goal against us?! If you could notice it (Ebuehi's Fitness Level), but Rohr on the Touch-line couldn't, what do you think of him as a Professional?! |
Mujtahida: ![]() Oga I do not need Google to understand what Groin Injury is. Yes.... Rohr must be stupid to play an unfit Player for 90mins. What about if he got injured again or perhaps worsen his Recovery?! He had a fit Aina on the Bench, yet he chose to play a Player recovering from Groin Injury for 90mins?! What else can someone objectively call it pls?! Is Rohr God?! Is he immune from making Mistakes?! We can condemn our local Coaches but Rohr is untouchable?! Let's assumed its a local Coach that's relying on a Rookie as our first GK for the Mundial, many of you would have concluded that - he's being bribed to help the Lad gets a better Club in the Summer Transfer Window?! Let's assumed it's a local Coach that played an unfit Player as you said, we would have been reading Epistles; criticizing him as turning the Team to a Platform to sell his Boys. Let's call a Spade a Spade...... if truly Rohr knew Ebuehi wasn't fit and still went ahead to play him for 90mins - then he's a Fool. |
Kalapizim: ![]() Did you really understand the Discourse at all?! Was Hazard fit for the Match or not?! |
komekn: Martz101:It's just a Sarcasm Bros! Coz if an unfit Player could play for 90mins and a fit Player was glued to the Bench for the same Duration, then to Rohr; Shehu and Rohr are the only RBs in the Team. |
Goke7:Nah...... Ebuehi ain't fit, but Rohr had no Alternative but to play him for the whole Match Duration. |
Mujtahida:Bro..... why do we have Aina in the Squad pls? Is he not fit too?! What's the essence of inviting him in the first instance?! You claimed he's not fit, yet he played 90mins while a fit Aina was on the Bench throughout the Match Duration?! Let's be frank here Dude, if indeed he's unfit, then Rohr must be stupid and naïve to play him for 90mins. |
codedguy1: ![]() Jez wanna catch some Fun. There are too many Troublemakers here, in fact our Dude would mynd his Business here. |
diadem10: ![]() ...... you prefer following this Thread to United Thread now?! Guess you are also a Member of LoluForce too?! |
Match Analysis so far; White Team 10 vs 2 Green Team. White Team Scorers Miracle 6 Tobi 2 Lolu 1 Yobo 1 Green Team Scorers Rico 1 Teddy 1 Best Keeper Nina Man of the Match Nina Highest Goal Scorer Miracle Best Player Miracle Best Coach Yobo Best Assist Tobi Goal of the Match Tobi |
![]() Miracle deserves to be on the Plane to Russia for the Super Eagles..... 6 Goals so far! |
![]() Nina deserves the MTM Award..... she keeps the Green Team at Bay. |
![]() Miracle has scored 5 Goals..... alas! Teddy finally scores!!!!!!!!! |
![]() No wonder Miracle can't afford to lose Nina - she's good at protecting Balls on and off the Pitch. |
MamBi: ![]() MTM - Man of the Match FTM - Flop of the Match MVP - Most Valuable Player |
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