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Imagine thief enter any of those house any how

I dey see my niggaz dey ohhhh, Igwe emeritus
My boss @SirRoyEkwueme
Working president

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the manner Don tire for him to take action

bidexdo:


She can't say it

Let's me help her

Maybe 2

no joy

Daniel7543:
How is he a wh*re?

What about you ladies that fvck dogs for a living.

Tell me the truth, don't be shy... How many dogs have you slept with today?? Don't lie

This comrade ya so funny

That our road Don dey turn bloody ohhhh
#AbiansWetinDeyHappen

few days to go, let see what they can deliver

when I see the part that says:
Somebody who will be able to sustain all the good things the president has done

For my home town kwa

fellowship to you
#EndPolio
rotaract is good

Nigerian man, Kunle Adeyanju, biking from London to Lagos has finally arrived in Nigeria.

He arrived on Sunday to cheers from the crowd who had gathered in anticipation of his arrival.

Hola Madrid, Liverpool were a big strong in the first half, they missed alot of chances, now e Don be

I scored nothing, I Dey even find AZ now

them no dey use flavour play for that side ohhhhhhhh...
IGBOAMAKA

Ahhhhhh for nsk here this should be #100

No milk is better than this

hahahahahah
Abeg ohhhh una Don see goat wey no dey chop grass

Make una sentence this man Asap

newdawn2017:
U re monsters, arrogant ones for that matter & liars too

You are a skull miner then

suya things Don finish

newdawn2017:
they do but dis was cold UGM a branch of d biafra struggle.

In Biafra struggle we don't share bloods only monsters do so

Ilekokonit:
Hotel wey a lot of people dey go to rest now is no longer a place of rest 'cos hotel staff can open your door from outside whilst you are fast asleep because of the type of locking mechanism the hotel installed on the door where only hotel staff can use a key to lock/unlock from outside whilst the guest can only lock from inside without a key but by turning a knob and in some hotels you can not even use a key both outside and inside as the door is locked / unlocked with a card but these tend to be high brow hotels but even at that who can you trust nowadays 'cos if such a hotel staff decides to use the card door opener to enter your room whilst you are asleep, you are then at their mercy ??

This life no even balance as a former Edo State Governor Lucky Igbinedion's mum did not stay in a hotel but was bludgeoned to death in her own home with a heavy stool by her house maid whilst she slept.

So, you can't trust hotel staff, you can't trust house maids, house helps, guards etc. ?? Who then is safe

Me I don't even fancy all these house bla bla bla things, if to say children dey talk u for Don see hear Wetin house help Don turn them into
The best thing is just live with your family and born the one you can train, not the one that will be 10 children without even going for family planning

Ilekokonit:
Maybe from now on na to dey check under the hotel bed before going to sleep in any hotel room.

I swear ohhhhhhhh

Thanksful:
Nah man you be.

Thanks boss

Jamesbally:
Who go buy am? Have you been to the East before? Have you wondered why no foreigners or local investors, invest in the East. The Region is baren. Nothing good can come out of it.

Every abnormal thing is normal in that Region.

Thank God we better pass una

that looks like tectonics road, everywhere dey hot....

NairabIogger:
shut up poverty stricken idiot and go watch the video.
Ode

You are a lesbian ,I don't have time for you, why the insult

Thanksful:
You get PVC?

Since last year I renew am

newdawn2017:
oh shut up pls! the beheading of private Gloria Mathew's & her husband lance copral lines where carried out by which group of people?

that is not a justification sir, do you want to tell me that politicians don't sponsor such

ityP:
Lol. Very funny

No worry if i come across the soup again I go snap and tag you

Ilekokonit:
The tin tire me o and I'm now apprehensive about staying in ANY hotel in Nigeria.

If a hotel receptionist can say because you did not check out on time she will use a spare key to open a guests door whilst the guest is maybe sleeping then NOBODY is safe in such hotels.

I'm not sure if all hotels in Nigeria have such doors (where the guest can lock door from inside NOT with key but by turning a knob and even at that the hotel staff can override and open his locked door from outside with a key perhaps whilst he is sleeping) but if so then no hotel in Naija is safe or better put it is safer to check the door from inside before paying and only pay if the locking mechanism from inside the room entails using a key to lock the door and after locking, you leave the key fully turned to the lock position and leave the key inside the door lock so that no hotel staff can open the door from outside as their spare key simply will not be able to enter the door lock from outside the room.

Not fool proof but still better than nothing but then again what if you are stranded and need a hotel desperately and the only one around has rooms where the only way to lock door from inside is NOT with a key but with a knob to turn leaving you at the mercy of the hotel staff and owner who can simply use their key from outside to open and enter your room whilst you are asleep.

God help us in Nigeria. Too many ways to die an untimely death.

It still baffles me how the receptionist can badge into my room for what, all those involved should be served their own fate
#Na if you go hotel now, u no go dey sleep again

Ahhhh them done use this one pay sacrifice, so person no go dey lodge for hotel again
Rip to him