₦airaland Forum

NobodyKnows:
Why are you so useless?
Even Buhari did not know!
Na Oshiomhole go know?
All these igbos sef

if buhari and oshiomhole don't know, then I bet your father and mother go know.....anupam

all Na sakamanje.......I can bet with my life that osho baba knew beforehand that d election would b postponed

someone else is already giving her head,and she has experienced that its more sweeter than Penetration.... ...its either u give her the head or u loose her to d oda dude......am talking out of experience

mine was years back......Bleep*** this babe(neighbour's daughter) inside our bathroom ,only to b caught by one co-tenant.......the luck I had was dat the co-tenant family and the girl's family are not on speaking terms.......the man thought it was his daughter, but when he realized that it was the girl he just hissed and walked away

so because u recharged yesterday and it hasn't show till now is what makes them scammer .. . una go just dey spoil market for person,,,,, take a chill pill and relax till tomorrow, everything will reflect

hope it imply both the presidential candidate

you are damn good bro, I doff my hat for you

proficiency:
Going straight to business...I'm slow but am consistent they say.. thus,if you want to get the gist of how grow your account with small odds by winning almost everyday with daily 2+ odd...let's go fellowship on a WhatsApp group...drop your numbers for add ups....call me Mr.Proficient(competent tipster)

08149801837 add me up bro

08149801837 add me up bro

as far as d woman u are going to ain't a virgin then she's a used product..... and am pretty sure u ain't going to marry a virgin

just stop taking sugary stuff and minimize masturbating.........I was once experiencing same thing too,one guy gave me this advice right here on nairaland .....now I cum anytime I want, and anytime i sex with condom,it takes hours before I can cum.....it's nothing magical just natural .. ........and always drink alot of water

ireneidiva:
Whatever she did wrong to you, you should have addressed it by talking to her or just breaking up with her. This is so wrong and petty. She can still do something similar in future to you. You should have just left. God forbid.

she can't do such again, I have all my contingencies plans on lock down.... I tried talking ,just like mature folks do,but she ain't having none of it...
.... the money got into her head that she forgot who got the job for her.....then she started cheating........ I did what I had to do to savour d situation

ireneidiva:
You are evil and you should be arrested. You should have just ended the relationship and moved on. You are petty. You are also a thief. Is it your money? It is probably this your attitude that made her change. God forbid a 'human being' like you. How you sleep at night is beyond me.

I went through alot securing that job for her(financially/physically) only for her to be telling rubbish in my face...you dont bite the hands that feeds you........ FYI, she don't even know that I was d one behind it all(her been sacked /her money vanishing) because it was done clandestinely beyond imagination.... now she's loyal like a dog to its owner.........I sleep pretty well at night with sweet dreams

Kendrick80:
Number 30 depends on the location tho

sure it does

BABANGBALI:
E dey do me like sey Don Jazzy no get prick

Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:

*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra.

guy I swear u no well.....all wat u listed above are100% correct......especially number 30

timay:
Prostitution is also illegal in this country bro. go check. That is why you can't see a registered prostitute or prostitution house.

it can't be registered, but it's been practiced openly without anyone raising an eyebrow

egojeny1:
Nawa o. U still went to the extent of conniving to collect her phone @ knife point? U get heart o. U wld've left the phone for her na since she had already been sacked from the job.

I needed d phone to b able to withdraw the money from her account..... I had to do it discreetly

lexy2014:
I said based on ur argument which was that as long as stealing wasn't involved. Is stealing involved in selling cocaine? Prostitution is based on demand&supply. Dealing in cocaine is based on demand& supply. Is there any other thing that makes prostitution more legit or less illicit than dealing in drugs?

read what I wrote,I said "as far as the person did not steal or did something ILLICIT".....prostitution have more credibility than cocaine.....they are not just on d same league.....one is illegal, d oda aint

lexy2014:
Do u no that selling cocaine is legit going by ur explanation?

its illicit, so it's not legit....u can't sell cocaine openly for all to see, but prostitution can b practiced for all to see without any backlash

we know already ,but judge no one..... as far as d person did not steal or did something illicit, its legit......man must wack

ToyinDipo:
You are our upcoming hero

On a more serious note, I believe in leaving people to Karma, so we don't take steps we may want to retreat later

I understand,we are different and I don't take sh*t.....I know what I went through before securing dat job for her,many people with more qualification was dropped for her,only for her to be ungrateful and disrespectful

ToyinDipo:
Haha, what was the outcome

got a job for her at sweet sensation, the manager of that branch is my childhood friend.....after some months of working there she started behaving unusual, not picking my calls, rarely comes to my place again. .only comes when she feels like.. ......made some inquiry and found out she's cheating on me, caught her and confronted her only for her to give me some flimsy excuses..... after the heated argument she then dropped the bombshell,that she don't need my money if Dats wat making me to feel I own her,that she's independent now.....what crossed my mind wat was that man did to his wife.....I called my friend and putted enormous pressure on him,he had no oda option but to sack her.... I also transfered some of her money to an account unknown to her.....I know everything about her account (BVN,ATM PIN, LAST FOUR DIGITS NUMBER),.... all I needed was her fone,connived with some guys to get it from her at knife point

ToyinDipo:
The man is a role model, I heard he was celebrated

bro,dat man deserves a national award for what he did..... I read d story and I was inspired....... I had to do d same to my girlfriend, but on a smaller scale to his

please add me up 08149801837

case closed just like that....what other evidence are they looking for d video is on d net and very appalling .....any sane judge wont acquit them after watching dat video.... and for d police to give him back his job is shameful

I have ATIKUlated OBIdiently since,now am 1000% ready

if u want to venture into politics, u must b prepared physically, spiritual and otherwise.... its either u eat or be eaten

messi042:
ok, but I'm not planning to put the app on play store.

Na where u wan come put am

MI ABAGA no other baga....one of the great in Nigerian rap scene

Dats Nigeria for u bro,everybody is criminal