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jattopeter:
Wetin Man do man , you no be lady now .

Broski,

The younging fk now!

Djreloaded:
The two winners should quote me with their sportybet ID

9127855..246 sporty

GentlePEACE

You have not credited the first two to type your balance in words.

GentlePEACE:
Hello Guys, I have a small puzzle games for you guys in my diary thread, the winner earns N400 airtime.

Hurry and dash in now.

one hundred and eleven thousand, one hundred and eighty seven naira, twenty eight kobo

Zee007

GentlePEACE

Miracood2

Lurdd:
There's this girl I met..
I sheepishly fell for her after few romantic calls from her
She's fair and pretty.
Then I decided to take her out today,she took a cab which I paid 2k. so we went to an eatery.. then I bought rice and chicken and some stuffs we ate..the bill was 13500, after we were done around 2:35 we left there, she said she wanted to go swimming I then took her to a fancy hotel with an Uber 3k.. on getting there she saw a guy she knew, they exchanged pleasantries which I didn't care about.. turns out that the guy came to swim as well...the swimming was 4k each for both of us.. that's 8k plus the swimming trunks I bought for her that is 3500k...so we freshened up and jump into the pool, i noticed she avoided me inside the pool, always wanting to play alone, and avoided me touching her then I left her on her own..and was swimming alone and having fun, I came back again for her to notice me, she still snubbed me...I left her alone and sat down near the pool when it was raining and there was this cold that pulled me down as I was shivering... meanwhile she was still inside the pool having fun all by herself... until this guy we met when we came.. went inside the pool..I then saw them interacting and I was annoyed..not until I saw him backing her and carrying her around inside the pool while they have fun... Not once not twice, she later came later came to me and ask if I was feeling cold I said yes she said sorry and went back inside the pool...to cut the story short, while I was sitting all by myself interacting with some guys, that guy she was playing with came and told me that my girl said that I was just a friend that he wanted to confirm himself, so he will know he's not offending anyone.. I felt like an idiot, as I went to the dressing room and put on my clothes and left scene looking foolish as she called me back..
On my way back home I bought magic moment vodka.. and drank myself to stupur
Am still high while typing these... What is the problem..I put on an expensive VL shirt with a jogger I bought 21k a slippers of 7k, I sprayed a very nice perfume. I have a very nice facial look...what was the problem if I may ask, I avoided girls like plague all my life and gave this one chance and she made me a fool, am only 23. I think I've learnt my lesson.. my deepest regrets was the whole money I spent, it should remained in my account.. girls fear my return.

Bros,

Abeg I need 5k.

Thanks

91278..55246 Opay

wiseone28:
DFA6167F sporty


Thank me later

E no go better for you.

My 11k gone.

But I rebet 1k sha.

I get mind to reward you if the game comes.

Brace yourself!

This government is going to be a paddi paddi government.

Stealing the country’s commonwealth for family.

What is the work of a pastor gangan?

ThatrealestApex:
Troy007,

Them get watin you dey do wey I no like, since you and that Criminal, Stephenmoka4, were going back and forth on this thread, we the few sensible ones on this thread sided you IMMIDIATELY from day-one because we've perceived foul-play from the criminal, - StephenMoka4

Yet, you find it so hard to come clarify us on how everything played out, e good like that?

Did you get your money back? Or you arrested the criminal? How did everything later play out? C'mon bro

What’s your concern?

You this fu(king amebo!

I 8 religion with so much passion.

I wonder how people’s parents are so brainwashed by religion.

I wonder how they make logical decisions in their day to day affairs in life.

No wonder the country is in disarray.

wiseone28:
I got 99 problems but your quote ain't one

I’m sure 90 out of your 99 problem is simping while the remaining 9 is for backstabbing.

Foolishone28

Foolishone,

You are very despicable!

Filth of a being!

An irredeemable backstabbing simp!

Calabar dog.

See as he’s famzing with a moniker that most of the posts is anti men.

Shame on your parents for birthing you.

*spits on your bald calabar head that looks like akpu*

VeeVeeMyLuv:
So make person no born again?

Mehn Govt are heartless people,

In Nigeria right now, person now has to borrow money/ collect loan before they can pay school fees to attend wahala strike strike public universities! >:(

And you still wan born again?

Oh you are a woman 👩

Bye!

Ibo men are indeed the most “simping” men.

See some of them shouting “my wife, my wife”

Bunch of dead heads - Akúrí

Back to the op,

Though none of them is worth sacrificing the others for since AWATS.

But I will choose my wife over all - for sex & procreation.

*chuckles*

I don’t think I will be able to commit to one woman all my life.

I might have a favorite though.

This why I choose not to get “married”.

Miracood2:
Twitter kee you there.

Small 👦

Goan read your book.

Streetdoctor:
ONE OF D AGBADO MISCREANTS, U HV SPOTTED HIM

Quote with your real moniker.

Chest beating 🦍

wiseone28:
If the ticket play come and collect double of the wining 😂

Guy,

I know say you know who I be.

I don’t have the patience & luxury of bantering with you here.

Either you play or you don’t.

Resist the urge to always sàlàyé or thirst for attention.

Once again...

I banged my x after our first date.

In fact, she said she was actually ready to get down on the first date but decided to “chill” so she can see if I was only interested in her body only.

Up your game, bro.

Don’t be a suegbe!

Btw, don’t date rape her, just psyche her up through text & the likes.

Women sef wan fu(k but society dey press their neck so dem no fit feel free to announce it. Unless the very bold ones.

I had a girl set me up just to fu(k me.

We fu(ked the second day of the whole setup, that seemed like we were going to engage in an altercation.

Na me sef come dey use girls play even as I no get bar.

But,

I be fine bobo, educated, intelligent & highly “streeted”.

Only thing on my mind is to continue to invest in my personality & become highly valued.

wiseone28:
Use that money eat garri

Madman.

Don’t fu(king mention me again.

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wiseone28:
So we should now start looking for the bóōkíé the code is for? 🙄

Wèrè

Na sporty b£t.

E02A3F79

Saw this on Twitter

I pity those with children & those still giving their wife belle - especially the hoi pollois

Hmmm!

Those children will definitely come after you.

Daughters of eve with their snaky, manipulative ways.

I wish burna fit use style ignore am.

ThatrealestApex:
FaceLAGOS, the pathetic illi-terate who inherited Nairaland from his father

aren't u ashamed of urself? must you borrow?

Why your life bend like dis?

TherealestApe

Abeg free me. I no really get your time atm.

How far, you get game wey I fit stake me with the last card for my sporty?

Who knows how to borrow money from PalmPay?

Allisgud:
Boarding a plane is never a grace story,a plane is like a bus that convey u from one destination to another,if it is a grace story,then flight terminal staff and air hostess are all leaving the porch life

Please sir, help me with any amount to feed sir.

Thank you very much.

91278...55246 Opay

Love56743:
They can banned other drugs like codeine, Tramadol, ice, crack, etc But as for weed and Canadian loud, they shouldn't banned it..

...and close.

Hamachi:
Why don't you ask your Pastor, friends, colleagues, church & family members

I don’t go to church for reasons best known to me.

Most of my colleagues & friends are also going through the same condition as myself.

I’m more or less the black sheep of the family so I keep my distance from them.

If you can be help, I’ll be grateful.