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Care for some chocolate & ice cream?

englishmart:
It's stupidity to a acquire a proud liability with your own money.

As in so painful. Especially when she's successfully hoodwinked a simple man to commit to marriage.

Naija girls be feeling like VVIP when you want to know them more.

Bunch of chicken brain.

If you know the way nowaday guys look & rate una.

Hmmmn!

Better goan tell your friend to go and make amendment unless she will continue to be passedover.

Most of us are actually tired of nigerian girls that we won't even bother to lift a finger just to have them be with us.

I'd rather channel that energy to getting more money & being a better me.

I'll still fork with some of them for fork sake & so as not be labelled a gay. But I won't really put in work.

NaiJa xtians too MU-MU.

Yorubas too dey fear & we go dey form one stoopid intelligence.

The villages affected should rally round their sons & daughters who are elites to fund & equip the youth of the villages to help repel these riff raffs.

Those bandits are not that physically strong. It's because they carry weapons.

1o1, typical Yoruba man will fall a bony, emanciated scrawny Fulani bastard.

Age of consent in southern nigeria needs to be reviewed downwards.
All these small small girls just wan put their bros for trouble.
Well, any girl younger than 17 will be heavily "shenked".
Damn!
Dem wan (don) mess this guy up.

Try no born for this country if you know you have no wherewithal to japa.

It will be too painful to watch as you are not able to provide the basics for your offspring.

You could even get jailed or killed if you get too desperate.

Every young boy playing football back them tried the zangalo kick at a point in time while playing ball.

If he com use am score, ma star throughout that week.

No wonder, mid last year, one illiterate in the hood was telling me colos is made from grounded human skull.

Illiteracy is really a disease.

I suspect this stuff is already in nigeria.

Make baba ress fes.

Someone up their said, for them to deny it that means it's true.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Necrophagia:
Nothing like that

You've daddy's issues

Na why the babe been dey like date men in their 40s be dat.
Good of you to notice that.

All those mad people quoting all the op text just to comment, naira get value pass una crase.

Kings & Princes,

there's one legendary simp on the front page talking about buying & selling all because a vaginarian is yet to "show him pepper".

Kindly ignore him & his sentiments.

Remember, AWALT.

Simps too many for this generation.
I just feel like breaking their head.

Nicepoker:
Keep money for DNA very vital.

FINISHIM!

epainos:
You are the one inviting poverty into your home. Hard earned 1k....mehn. N1k...hard earned.

May God never allow devil turn ny income to hard earned. Una go hear slangs and use dem without thinking. Chai! See how person dey curse himself. Mehn!

I thought I was the only one that noticed that.

Seeing the title of the thread made me cringe.

This man seems to be bereft of ideas everytime.
Better he face his -18 pucsy.

I made up my mind not to reproduce as long am still in this country.

Expensive works of art is going to be part of my portfolio in future.
I heard artworks are sometimes used for laundering money.

Na mumu or poor man dey marry this current crop of naija girls.

A man of high value wont settle for less!

SkengRay:
Ok let me share my experience. There was a time someone took me to celestial church. The woman there attended to us. She went into the spiritual realms and she started talking about things that will happen to me in life. Omo I shock . They part that pissed me off is when she said I Shouldn't marry white or light skinned girl because I was destined for such and I will face consequences.

I've also been told same too.

Infact, I was told by 2 or 3 different spiritualist to avoid "yellow" girls.

I'll love to have a sneak peek into my past life with the help of a psyche.

Bro abeg no ignore those warning o!

SkengRay:
True Cuz I've never experienced such because I only smoke Marley and loud. Na my Padi give me smoke . I've always wanted to astral Project again.

bro, that astral stuff is interesting but can be DANGEROUS.

You fit no like come back to your body o!

SkengRay:
Bro you don experience am before. I experienced something similar it felt like astral projection. It was as if I saw the future.

Na colos you smoke.

I experienced such before & I hated my body when I saw it from above.

The physical human body is disgusting when you see it with spiritual eyes.

damosade:
Yeas.. I was given soap and perfume at a church and was instructed to be using it on a certain days. I thought God is the God of all days. Na so I throw am away o and started praying by my self any day any minute I wish. My God is not God of limitations.

You should have used the stuff given to you because those things dey carry energy & vibration.

I remember when I was a Y! boy, a spiritualist gave me something to rub on my hands whenever I want to press compo. The day I didn't use the stuff, I pick some money from a client.

FitCorper:
What about the deep revelation of hidden secret encountered while smoking weed?

It's alright bro, you can go ahead.

I know colos dey put person for trips.

Talking from experience.

omat20:
over 0.5goals is the safest.

Yesterday's match between W/Ham & Brighton proved otherwise.
I think market options that does not involve goals is somehow safer.

Share your funny experience, engaging with any of these spiritualist, be it pastor, alfa, babalawo.

It could even be your experience with online psyche.

Which market option do you think is the safest?
I believe it's Asian Handicap.

All these motigbetional speaker should just ress fess.

Naija don already cast!

As for those trying to make sport bettng unattractive or the reason for their sapahood, na greed & long ticket dey do am you.

This thread looks dry.
Anyone in here?