₦airaland Forum

The birth date on my WAEC result is different from that on my Passport.
Should I retake the exam or just swear a court affidavite instead?
I want to use the WAEC result to apply to a foreign University.
Thank you all.

MumuGee
It means the one leading the pack.

Naija girls have got nothing to offer except their smelling...

Colos

See the were kneeling to propose all because of pucci.
I 8 simple men!

Moogoose!
N.Y.S.C

Reminds me of a song by Damian Marley, R.O.A.R.
"Defend your community at al cost..."

Away 1-3 goals

Na mohbad lg & he paid for that with his life.

He shouldn't have married that ghetto |-|oe.

I hate ghetto/poor girls so much that I never had any girlfriend in my hood throughout my teen & adult age in the hood.

infact, i don dey use style 8 naija girls, sef.

4cup!

I don't take any advice from my mom & any woman that claims she's doing so because she 'love' me.

I hate being manipulated & held to ransome, emotionally.

Reason why me & my mother no dey gree & i barely hear her.

I paid for it with some kind delay in my life but it will pay me in the long run.

Btw, you sound like a simple man.

Personally, I can't be friend with a woman my mate without thinking of doing her at point in time. Amadorawa shani. The things (qualities) that attracted you to me to be my friend will make me want to love (eros) & make love to you. The best i can give someone i love/like & is my friend is "myself".

Ive decided not to have female friends my age/mate due to this. I instead make friends with older women especially the married ones, as a deterrant.

But its a lie!

Married woman sef wants to be done (I see it in they eyes).

So now ive made up my mind to be making friends with my grandma's age group if i need to have the opposite gender as friends.

Those have seen it all & would even give you brain while seeing you as their child.

All these nowadays women fantacy no be here.

happney65:
Nibo, Sibo.
I can only be your friend if I want to fvck you.
Ere kini aja ba ekun shey?

Nibo sibo?
Woro siworo..

elder1002:
Muslims make sure they guard their forum and made it to look like once you comment on their thread you automatically have converted to islam.

Why can't we implement such in our Christianity forum

Like i said, there is nothing like one Nigeria expecially when it comes to religion...

Imagine even nairaland is now deep into religion

Owner of the forum did that to stroke their fragile ego.

He doesn't want the fanatics to burn down his business.

Religion of piss!

Surface2AirToto:
Men still dey marry? Na wahh ohh.

na fo0lish & simple man dey marry these days.

Truly na women these "things" dey favour. Her post reeks of selfishness.
BTW, Who is Johnnie Drille?
guess he's an up & coming artiste.

Typical of people from that state - very selfish & insensitive.
Ilaje/Igbokoda people?
tueh!

Booseet!
Another |-|oe is born.

Wise men don't marry.
Only fools do.

Foolish old men! I wonder the kind of children they rear.

The wife's hand is not clean.
ladies that bears her name are shady & never innocent!
Na mohbad LG & he paid with his dear life.
Men careful with woman wey dey bear "Wunmi" ditto ghetto girls.
Talking from experience.

I hate doing laundry.

Good for them.

Stoopid nigerian girls thinks the world revolves around them.

I just fu(k, dump & use dem to play.

I master bate a lot which makes women unattractive to me, especially Nigerian women.

Despite this, I still get lots of green light from both single & married women because I invest a lot in my self (me first) & I have very good look.

I’m the prize!

jattopeter:
Wetin Man do man , you no be lady now .

Broski,

The younging fk now!

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GentlePEACE

You have not credited the first two to type your balance in words.

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Miracood2

Lurdd:
There's this girl I met..
I sheepishly fell for her after few romantic calls from her
She's fair and pretty.
Then I decided to take her out today,she took a cab which I paid 2k. so we went to an eatery.. then I bought rice and chicken and some stuffs we ate..the bill was 13500, after we were done around 2:35 we left there, she said she wanted to go swimming I then took her to a fancy hotel with an Uber 3k.. on getting there she saw a guy she knew, they exchanged pleasantries which I didn't care about.. turns out that the guy came to swim as well...the swimming was 4k each for both of us.. that's 8k plus the swimming trunks I bought for her that is 3500k...so we freshened up and jump into the pool, i noticed she avoided me inside the pool, always wanting to play alone, and avoided me touching her then I left her on her own..and was swimming alone and having fun, I came back again for her to notice me, she still snubbed me...I left her alone and sat down near the pool when it was raining and there was this cold that pulled me down as I was shivering... meanwhile she was still inside the pool having fun all by herself... until this guy we met when we came.. went inside the pool..I then saw them interacting and I was annoyed..not until I saw him backing her and carrying her around inside the pool while they have fun... Not once not twice, she later came later came to me and ask if I was feeling cold I said yes she said sorry and went back inside the pool...to cut the story short, while I was sitting all by myself interacting with some guys, that guy she was playing with came and told me that my girl said that I was just a friend that he wanted to confirm himself, so he will know he's not offending anyone.. I felt like an idiot, as I went to the dressing room and put on my clothes and left scene looking foolish as she called me back..
On my way back home I bought magic moment vodka.. and drank myself to stupur
Am still high while typing these... What is the problem..I put on an expensive VL shirt with a jogger I bought 21k a slippers of 7k, I sprayed a very nice perfume. I have a very nice facial look...what was the problem if I may ask, I avoided girls like plague all my life and gave this one chance and she made me a fool, am only 23. I think I've learnt my lesson.. my deepest regrets was the whole money I spent, it should remained in my account.. girls fear my return.

Bros,

Abeg I need 5k.

Thanks

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wiseone28:
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Thank me later

E no go better for you.

My 11k gone.

But I rebet 1k sha.

I get mind to reward you if the game comes.

Brace yourself!

This government is going to be a paddi paddi government.