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Hoephase:
Kanu you had better keep hiding in UK.

Buhari has ear problem if he catches you again na voice mail you go enter ooh. No amount of abeg or threat will let him free you.

No do strong head come back ooh.

I see u are still a toddler son, keep sucking mamas breast, ewure.

SUCKCESSFUL:
Maybe you failed her....... This is her backup plan.

common will u shut ur fuckiing trashy mouth.

Davash222:
No, she’s not.

how u wan make person dey again abeg?

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dawnomike:
This made me speechless... To me this is very bad! But on a second thought, sometimes beautiful things come out of the most awkward situations of life

There is nothing beautiful about this.

tyup:
ever since I saw the migration of Ipobs in their minions to Ile-oluji lately I knew these things are not far from happening

You are a void of sensible reasoning.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Buhari my real niggarrr

A Man with balls
The journey of a thousand kilometres begin with a step
Slow and steady we will get there

If you can make logical comments desist from writing shits here, fool.

ignis:
Some people will blame Buhari for this...

who then do you want us to blame? Or are you ignorant of the fact that the government of buhari is of no good to Nigerians.

kerzhim:
This man and his purported stories of him escaping death, and in the end there will be no video or picture evidence to back it up. Nawa o!

Shut up.

NwaAmaikpe:




The mumu boy crashed his car so he could trend like Kobe.

He should go buy a helicopter first.
Right now....all our sympathy goes to Bryant, none to spare to a mediocre.

Why is it that at times you reason properly and then the next minute you become astonishingly foolish.

budaatum:
First, you don't know what they shout when they kill you because they have never killed you!

Second, not all those who shout Allah Akbar are Allah Akbar, as you should know if you read and try to understand a little!

Shut the Bleep up.

Justinlean02:
Here we go again with the North and the Violence...
There's one obvious truth about Nigeria politics and the master mind or let's say well crafted game plan by the British to the Northerners before handing over power to them pro Independence that is, "instigate hate between the two most peaceful tribe" chose one as you wish and watch them bicker while you ripe them apart. This situation is always a win for the West or y'all think they're blind to the ills and atrocities going on in Nigeria
It's obvious the North has this natural hate with the Igbo but the hate between the Igbos and Yoruba is becoming annoying here on Nairaland. As intelligent and smart as they both claim they've refused to open their eyes to the real problem facing the Nation 'The North'. The North, these folks are the most intelligent politicians there is in Nigeria but they are lacking in some vital areas which breads progression and advancement due to their religion affiliations. No offence as I'm not trying to sound tribalistic here, The North are the real problem of Nigeria as they've dragged this nation backwards with their religious fanaticism and backwardness. They've refused to advance... Well make I drop here una know the rest, I no be preacher but make our conscience guide us all

you wrote well brother.

dasparrow:
I don't care. At some point, Trump will place many non white countries on his travel ban. Remember, he is a white supremacist. So what were you expecting? When I see many of you strongly supporting the man, I just shake my head in pity for many of you. Bible says " My people perish for lack of knowledge."

And I think you are the one who lacks wisdom here.

bjgurl:
You need Jesus

lol.. but you know girls are funny, most of them on this tread talking gibberish would be the ones to make jest of the guy if he doesn't make his moves, all we have on nairaland are keyboard warriors.

Thegeneralqueen:
Guys have always been stupid

Reason properly and stop trying to be a keyboard warrior, for every action there should be a reaction, that's why we will respond.

bjgurl:
The only thing in there head is s*x for the first time fah, it's not too decent for me, I can't date a guy whose intention is to f**k me on my first visit lmao

what about the second visit?

lavylilly:
TO THE LADIES:

When you are ready to settle down, dont forget these...

1) Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt see paying your bride price as buying you...

2) Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt see marrying you as doing you a big favour...

3) Make sure you settle for a man who wouldn't use your monthly cramps and mood swings against you,, YES Some men are like that...

4) Make sure you settle for a man who knows you have right to your body sometimes,, who understands you have the right to say NO to sex when its not comfortable for you,, maybe due to weakness or whatever it might be,, and still respect you for that...

5) Make sure you settle for a man who would stick with you inspite of the odds,, who wouldn't compare you to a SWEET 16 after series of child birth (though most women try to work on themselves after child birth,, but truth be told,, you cant remain young forever)...

6) Make sure you settle for a man who would understand that there are just times you might feel too tired to fix the family meal,, and him helping you out wont be a taboo...

7) Make sure you settle for a man who would always allow you air your opinions, who understands you have d right to 'agree' or 'disagree' on a particular issue,, depending on what the case may be,, without always shutting you up before you are done airing your view...

Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt find it difficult saying 'SORRY',, someone who easily asks for forgiveness whenever he wrongs you,, not some kind of 'Autocratic' man,, who expects 'sorry' from you even when it's glaring he's wrong...

9) Make sure you settle for a man who understands that hitting a lady is a crime and shouldnt be done especially to his wife,, not some 'wife beaters' who raises their hands at the slightest provocation...

10) Make sure you settle for a man who loves everything about you,,who loves your soul not just the body,,and who enjoys your company always...

YOU CAN ADD YOURS TOO...

I COME IN PEACE✌

Don't know why they are lampooning you, thumbs up girl, i see nothing wrong with your write up.

Dpharisee:
I have noticed one thing in Nigeria politics, anyone that Igbos support means that the person is doing well and has the potential to do even better.
They never supported Buhari even when he contested with popular politicians from their area including Okadigbo and Umeh Ezeoke, they voted rather for a Yoruba man Obasanjo and another Fulani man Yar'adua and the result is there for all to see.
When I see them supporting Operation Amotekun by South West, I told somebody, that it means there is something good about this Amotekun security network.
Igbos supporting GSM and even begging him to come and takeover Abia state from Okezie Ikpeazu means that the guy is not an Audio Governor, Oyo people are in for good governance.
Please this is not a tribalistic post

you wrote well my brother.

Why on Earth should she be wasting tax payers money on meaningless visits.

Guy u head no correct.

Talk like a gee bro, she still needs attention, is there any big deal if he calls her seldomly. Make no mistakes about it, money can't buy love but money is needed.

id911:
We know say na lai Mohammed pay people to print and paste those posters to deflect attention from their electoral robbery. Your Excellency, don't be distracted because our stolen mandate must be reclaimed

happy dreaming anniversary.

Guestlander:
The same thing those people used to say before killing healthy twins because they thought they were evil.

Knowledge brings light, but now they don't.

Guestlander:
Conjoined twins. You no longer need Mary Slessor to explain that.

everybody knows dat, but u gat to know dat nt all normal tns are actually, these are d last days.

It can only be God.

This madness of apc and pdp shud stop, they are the same. This country needs a revolution.

Endtime babies

fatymore:
How do I get chubby and curvy?

Is very simple, make sure u drink 10 litres of groundnut oil 4 2 weeks. Ewu.