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Romance › Re: Nigeria Ranks 44 Globally With Largest Penis Size Of Men by Obesity(m): 2:13pm On Jun 20, 2023
Na lie . We are more than that 😂
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Hotel Owner In Anambra, Rescue Nine Girls Used As Sex Slaves by Obesity(m): 11:44am On Jun 20, 2023
Tbasicme:
It is good thing you have rescued them. The Question we all want answers from is: what provisions are put in place to empower these young girls? It is not enough to rescue the but to get them engaged so they can have something doing to give them income because most of them ventured into prostitution for survival and if there is no alternative they may go back to the same thing you are saving them from.
They will now become owners of brothels because government doesn't have provision for anyone
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by Obesity(m): 2:18pm On Jun 18, 2023
Freedom2023:
Oga, it is better to confess ur sins to your Friend than to a Catholic Priest or any so-called Pastor who will use your confession as sermon on Sundays
A priest cannot use your sin as sermon .
Business › Re: Amazon Publication For Newbies 2023 by Obesity(op): 4:46pm On Jun 17, 2023
Obesity:
When you are ready kindly drop your challenges or send a direct message . I will respond .

You can make cool money on amazon if you start doing the right thing.

Start now
Now
Health › Re: Help. I Have Serious WAIST PAIN by Obesity(op): 11:46pm On Jun 14, 2023
oxygenator:
What is your weight? What is your profession? Your age? Your food type?
69 weight 🏋️

Computer operator

37
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help! Making Money Through Amazon Publication by Obesity(op): 11:43pm On Jun 14, 2023
You can start from scratch and start earning .. I am doing it now .. I can show you proof that you can start now .
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help! Making Money Through Amazon Publication by Obesity(op): 11:38pm On Jun 14, 2023
Stanbest7728:
Can you put someone through on how to design paperback, that's basically my major challenge.
Yes
Business › Re: Amazon Publication For Newbies 2023 by Obesity(op): 4:07am On Jun 12, 2023
When you are ready kindly drop your challenges or send a direct message . I will respond .

You can make cool money on amazon if you start doing the right thing.

Start now
Business › Re: Amazon Publication For Newbies 2023 by Obesity(op): 9:29pm On Jun 11, 2023
Kalatium:
Nice tips. The main issue starts with getting your book to sell on amazon
You are right .
Business › Re: Amazon Publication For Newbies 2023 by Obesity(op):
THE BASICS OF KINDLE DIRECT PUBLISHING

Step 1. Register
Go over to kdp.amazondotcom (replace dot with .) and open an account. This first step is necessary so you can commit yourself to the project.
-Use an email that you open frequently because they will communicate with you.
-Use your real names, real Nigerian address and other relevant details.

Step 2. Research
Research is one of the crucial aspects of success with Kindle Direct Publishing
Go to Google and enter Amazon Bestsellers in the search box. Click on the Amazon bestseller result to go to Amazon.
Once you are there, click on the kindle category, then kindle eBooks and start searching for books that are selling.
There are other research methods but this is my favorite.

Step 3. Write Or Outsource The Content
Get materials and write quality content for your books. The content must be original or your book will not be published. Ensure you proofread properly. Kindle readers will kill you with bad reviews if there are a lot of errors.

Step 4. Design A Cover
Just check other books in the category you chose and make a similar cover.

Step 5. Format The Book Properly
Formatting is another aspect that can easily mar your work. In fact some people are offering this service online and they are making a lot of money from it. You need to know the right way to format so the book will work well on different types of mobile devices apart from the Kindle Reader. Amazon provides extensive information on this topic.

Step 6. Write A Good Description

This is self explanatory. Your description could be two or three paragraphs or more. This is what will represent your sales page so you need to do it well.

Step 7. Upload Your Book To KDP

At This Point I Will Need Questions So We Can Continue.
This is just a 5% summary of what it takes to make it in Kindle.
If you are following this thread, you can start your own Kindle journey immediately and I’ll assist as much as I can. If you just want to “gist”, I will not have much time for you

you can send a mail to gladlyawata@gmail.com.
to join the the new WhatsApp amazon Kdp community I am building. You will learn how to write, including the use of robots and how to sell
Business › Amazon Publication For Newbies 2023 by Obesity(op): 7:02pm On Jun 11, 2023
Greetings! I would like to create a space where individuals who are publishing books on Kindle – Amazon's Direct Publishing Platform can connect and share their experiences. This thread is open to anyone interested in learning about Kindle publishing as well.

Having been on KDP for over a year now, I can confidently say that it is the most convenient way to earn money online. In my opinion, it surpasses any other online money-making system I've encountered. I've been involved in various internet businesses since 2009, including Adsense, blogging, CPA, affiliate marketing, article writing, and more.

While Kindle publishing won't make you instantly rich, it has the potential to bring substantial wealth. What I love about it is the "set-it-and-forget-it" nature of the system. Once your books are uploaded, you don't have to do anything further. Amazon takes care of publishing, marketing, and sending you monthly payments for life. And when I say "for life," I truly mean it. Books I published in 2012 are still generating sales today.

I uploaded my first book in mid-June 2012 and another one a week later. In that month, I made $151 in the USA marketplace and £9 in the UK, and I haven't stopped since. Currently, I have nearly 30 books in the system. There could have been more, but I encountered and overcame some challenges along the way. (By the way, I had 11 Adsense websites until 2012, but I let the hosting expire after discovering KDP).

I've had books that sold over 400 copies in a single month, bringing in a profit of $2+ per sale, and others that sold only a few copies. Nonetheless, it has been an intriguing journey, and we're still going strong. Initially, I did most of the work myself, but later on, I started outsourcing.

I've searched on Nairaland and found it surprising that people aren't discussing Kindle publishing. If you've been struggling to make money online, this might be the breakthrough you've been waiting for.

Kindle publishing is entirely legal, and you will use your real name. There's no need to change your IP address, and your earnings will be sent to you right here in Nigeria.

If you're willing to put in the effort and publish quality books on the KDP platform, the rewards can be tremendous.

If you are interested, kindly comment below. I can offer one on one service to you via this platform or whatsapp or gmail.

drop ur challenges and success
Christianity Etc › Re: How My Cook Tried To Poison Me – Fr Mbaka by Obesity(m): 6:42pm On Jun 11, 2023
He said Buhari will win and it happened . There are some so called god of men that said Tinubu will be arrested before swearing. u don see them abi?
UptownVibes:
No be this man talk say, God told him that buhari was nigerian's saviour? He might be telling lies on this too.. Looks more like an antention seeker ,than a priest to me..
Family › Re: His Wife Has A Sugar Daddy by Obesity(m): 12:40pm On Jun 11, 2023
End the marriage before going out with sugar daddy . Dazol
Politics › Re: Wike’s Suit To Aso Rock Catches Public Attention by Obesity(m): 4:29am On Jun 09, 2023
Daddy wike why you nor button your coatuvlem?
😂
Education › Re: OAU Student Disguised As "Supervisor" Caught Stealing Phones During Exams (vid) by Obesity(m): 7:23pm On Jun 07, 2023
He was cursed by his ex girlfriend 😂
Politics › Re: No Going Back On Proposed Nationwide Strike – NLC by Obesity(m): 5:54am On Jun 05, 2023
Funny country where majority of its citizens do not know where they belong .

When ASUU was on strike , did NLC solidarize with them ? 😂


How sure are you that this NLC is not in support of another candidate lol 😂
Politics › Re: Who Positioned Tinubu's Portrait On Atiku Head? by Obesity(m): 4:29pm On Jun 04, 2023
Nothing to do again 😂
Culture › Re: Banyankole Tribe Where Bride's Aunt Has Sex With Groom To Test Sexual Prowess by Obesity(m): 7:25pm On Jun 03, 2023
freemanq:
If the Aunt com carry infection give the guy nko?
The aunt must be enjoying veining dicks. 😂

Aunt wen de test sexual potency of to he husbands should use condom o 😂
Business › Re: Devaluation: ‘We Stand By Our Story’, Daily Trust Replies CBN by Obesity(m): 5:06am On Jun 02, 2023
Nothing is fake here



👇


Contact me for Amazon publication A-Z guide .

I can write all your research works including proposal , statements of purpose , introduction etc.


Just contact me
Politics › Re: INEC Rejects Certified True Copies Of Documents Tendered By Atiku, PDP by Obesity(m): 8:31am On Jun 01, 2023
This is getting funny daily .


Do not forget that i can teach you from scratch how to write and publish books on Amazon
Politics › Re: Just Look At 900 Naira Petrol by Obesity(m): 8:03am On May 31, 2023
Hahahahaha .
That's about 2litre
Romance › Re: A Girl I Trained Is Getting Married by Obesity(op): 5:43am On Aug 15, 2022
Mom007:
Shebi you said mazi... Igbos are very proud so here is what your friend will do... Storm that wedding with a couple of friends and ask for a refund of everything you spent on the ungrateful lady and transportation to Enugu. After which, use the money to set up pos business since you are already about to loose the small job you are managing like this. .. Good luck to you...
Una nor go kill people with responses for This nairaland
Romance › Re: A Girl I Trained Is Getting Married by Obesity(op): 5:43am On Aug 15, 2022
FORWARDEVERLY:
Tell that bastard friend of yours to use a Rope and hang himself or commit suicide using sniper..
Rest in Hell for him in advance..
This one na another wahala lol
Romance › Re: A Girl I Trained Is Getting Married by Obesity(op): 5:42am On Aug 15, 2022
Trilz:
Your Friend na client grin make him find another girl train. gringrin
lol
Romance › Re: A Girl I Trained Is Getting Married by Obesity(op): 5:41am On Aug 15, 2022
Nonam:
1. Stop using your friend to lie, just admit it was you.

2. If she promised to marry you, but later betrayed you, a curse will be release without you / her knowledge.

3. If you are an obese person, work on your health, shape, just to be fit. I tell you, you will find someone more better.

4. Next time dont trust Nigeria girls, they are venomous.
Hahaha hahaha.
Baba nor be me this tin happen to. Lol.

I am not obese too lo grin
Romance › A Girl I Trained Is Getting Married by Obesity(op): 9:31pm On Aug 13, 2022
*THE MATTER ON OUR TABLE TODAY!*

Good evening DivineVocals.
This is about my friend and co-worker who’s also on this platform. Let your followers advise him.

We work with this beverages company that do deliveries nationwide. But we’re in Ibadan and take care of upper east and upper west regions. So we always travel there like once in every two weeks.
Somewhere in 2014, we traveled to Enugu in upper East and my friend saw this beautiful young girl and said he wanted her. We thought he was joking until he told us that he wanted to bring her to Ibadan. The girl has completed JSS3 in 2012 and hasn’t gone back to school. This my friend brought this girl to Ibadan and sent her to one of the private Secondary school. By the time this girl completed the SS3, her beauty was very visible. My friend loved her more and rented a room for her.
When their results were out, my friend bought her admission form for Yaba tech and paid her school fees. She completed her OND and continue with HND. In all this, there were times my friend will have to borrow money from some of us to pay for the fees of the girl or look after her. He has really spend all the money he earns in taking care of this girl. Now, everyone has seen how beautiful the girl is and say my friend is very lucky.
Now, the girl completed Poly last year and went back to her hometown. When she came back, things changed. My friend can now go to her room and waited and this girl will not come and sleep there. When my friend complains she tells him he can’t tell her how to live her life. We advise my friend to go and pay her brideprice and when my friend told her that she said she is not ready to marry.

Now my friend can't go 3 days without seeing this girl. He heard one Mazi is dating her but when he ask her she said it’s not true. Just last week, she came moved out of the room my friend rented for her and we didn’t know where she is now.

3 days ago, we saw her classmate she told my friend that his girlfriend is getting married next month in Enugu. We didn’t believe it and the girl sent my friend the wedding invitation. Now my friend is not himself since Monday. He didn’t even come to work this week. I have tried consoling him but he doesn’t even answer my calls again. My fear is if he doesn’t come to work for 5 days our Boss will sack him. Pls, you people should advise him for me.
Politics › Re: ISWAP Mobilising RPGs, AA Guns, GPMGS, Fighters To Attack Katsina, Lagos - NSCDC by Obesity(m): 5:10am On Jul 27, 2022
They will also handle it with kids gloves
Politics › Re: Peter Obi To His Supporters: Allow Me To Personally Respond To Candidates by Obesity(m): 3:15am On Jul 26, 2022
Best because most of your supporters are very toxic.


Please allow the sensible man to respond to those old men himself. Don't cause or fight online
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Discharged After Successful Surgery, Rehabilitation At Duchess Hospital by Obesity(m): 3:13am On Jul 26, 2022
Quick recovery for him and everyone sick �


TheRareGem1:
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, SAN, has been discharged from the hospital following a successful surgical operation and rehabilitation.

*Below is a Statement from Dr Nicholas Audifferen, the Chief Personal Physician to the Vice President*

"The Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, SAN was admitted to the Duchess International Hospital, Lagos, last Saturday, July 16, 2022, on account of a right femur fracture. He had corrective surgery without any complications.

“He was admitted for a total of 7 days during which he had physiotherapy and a smooth rehabilitation following the surgical operation. He has been discharged and is now recuperating."

Prof. Osinbajo is grateful to all the clinical and ancillary staff of the Hospital led by its Chief Executive Officer, Dr Tokunbo Shitta-Bey and the Medical Director, Dr Adedoyin Dosunmu-Ogunbi for their professionalism and quality of care.

The Vice President also acknowledges and appreciates the good wishes of President Muhammadu Buhari, Nigerians from all walks of life and indeed everyone at home and abroad for the goodwill.

The VP will continue recuperating in the next few days.

*Laolu Akande,*
*Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media & Publicity,*
*Office of the Vice President.*
25th July 2022
Food › Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Obesity(m): 11:14am On Jul 07, 2022
As ur hand de pain u na make dem give u knife make u for cut am well.

Next time use ur hand take eat ur chicken. Na ur money. U nor thief the money wen u take buy the food
Politics › Re: 2023 Is Atiku’s Last Chance – White Witches And Wizards by Obesity(m): 6:26pm On Jul 03, 2022
Penguin2:
At 75, do we need witches and wizards to tell us that 2023 is Atiku’s last chance?

Or are you telling me he will be coming out in 2027 when he’s 80 years to ask us to vote for him again?

Is he mad?
They won't answer this question angry
Health › Re: Help. I Have Serious WAIST PAIN by Obesity(op): 1:18pm On Jun 29, 2022
Lol

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