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What's the price of the Avalon 97?

My sister now, when am married, na my wife.

Do your homework very well or you will regret your marriage.
Settle your two families or Nightmares go be ya second name. Don't take sides. Firstly, start from ya wife. Its well bro. Isn't easy for Ezikeil!!!!

ifyeky'S case ws like mine but the difference is that the girl is not our maid but our neighbor's.
I went to the place to play on Saturday oo, as we playing, she came in to the sitting room and harassed us not to dirty the place, she singled me out as the neatest, the only person that will follow her to the most decorated room in their apartment, I followed her thinking its for good. I may be 6 or 7years then. She told me to go to the bed and stay, I did. She came to the bed, UnCloth herself and me too, I was surprise and was watching her helplessly as she clutch my joystick to her V. I was in shock and I ran out. She warned me neva to say it outside which I neva did till now am writing this. I can't forget this though uy tried to erase it bt its still sharp on my memory. She is married now wit Kids. It tormented when ever I wanted to brag then in seminary that am still a virgin boy, I'll remember that incident and become moody. Am I still a virgin boy friends?

Welcome to the game!

Duru1: Please do not insult my intelligence. Owerre has been in existence before Rochas Okorocha thought of running for any office. Even when he was serving as a butler in Solomon Lar’s office in Jos, Owerre was rocking.

The only thing Rochas Okorocha has accomplished is the ribbon-cutting ceremony of ADAPALM he sold to Roche. It did not take his praise singers time to make it into a life-size portrait and splash it on this forum.

Haters go kiss high tension cable. IMO MUST BE BETTER!!!

Onyegecha: I wonder how you define hate and haters. If hate means sticking to the truth, so be it. If Gov. Okorocha wants to revive something, let him do so at Avutu poultry and other establishments that have been moribund, not Adapalm that was very operational before he came. We cannot keep swallowing these lies forever. For your info, tell him that every lie has an expiry date. He has managed to keep some people mesmerized with his oratory but it will not last much longer. The only way out is to start working sincerely now for Imolites.

You are the one telling lies here. Though Rochas is owing me bt am gonna say the truth. He didn't sell Adalpalm, he lease it out for 15years to Roche group from Ireland. The coy will build 305 European standard primary schools in all the INEC electoral ward in Imo state. Stop these lies abt Rochas plz. Get the fact bf speaking . Appreciate gd thing for once. In fd accounts of Imo state, Adalpalms does not remit any kobo since years. It is used to compensate political godfathers. Rochas said NO. Where is the man at fault now? To compensate it to a godfather or lease it out. Which is the best?

One thing I like abt My Gov is that all his boys right from the days are given good position in his govt unlike most of our politicians that dump their boys after winning elections, who will later turn to Niger Delta militants, kidnappers, bokoharams etc. But, owelle is still owning me ooo.

They only side effect is premature ejaculation.

tpacalipse has said it all! Be your real safe, adjust only bad manners but stand firmly on your principles. If she really likes you, she gonna adjust and cope for good!

pDude: Tuberculosis Joshua was right.


It has already begun. Many more to go.

Must you make fool of yourself in the public? If you don't ve anything to say, why don't You spare that space! Be guided to avoid curse.

Change your name 1st.

You don't need to think over it bro. Nothing like home. Your thought should be focused on your future gains while with this 100k job. You can rise and become d top man while d person in uK is still trying to make ends meet. 100k is big money bro.

As confirmed Aba boi, there is peace in Aba actually bt d Gov is not responsible for that. my next door street was robbed last nite. Aba is relatively calm bt its not safe entirely cos kidnapping still goes on. The Gov is a disgrace to humanity. Wasted sperm!!!

With the style this jerry curl pastor dey carry lead CAN, believe me that after him, it will be d hottest poSitions in Nigeria after the presidency.

SpicyMimi: Sharrapp! How do u know this? U saw him shey? People are fond of exagerrations! Cooking up or adding more to the story! I aint buying it!

You must not abuse someone bf You drive Home your point. Argue on point not on sentiments.

Traditionally, so many things are missing in the Will. I pray for them to accept this in good faith.

Back then in school, a fellow hall mate and follower of Pst Chris will be cooking and will be speaking in tongues at the same time. He will be on his bed and his hand inside his boxer pant caressing his manliness at the same time speaking tongues. This speaking tongues of a thing has been abused. From my own understanding from the bible, is, by the power of the holy spirit, we can preach and teach other people of another tongue the word of God and His might. But, am very much surprise to learn that people to go a school so that the can learn how to speak in tongue.
May God save us all.

let's see,,,,,,

Turbocharged: Nawao!

Nigerian & their "Truckpushers Mentality". Two weeks holidays and people are crying foul. Many of you do not know that China as a country closes EVERY economic activity in their country from the beginning to the end of February every year, as holidays. Yet their economy is still strong.

My bro, no mind d sycophants in Nigeria. Chinese new year is celebrated morethan a month and all biz activities are closed down.
Na Rochas we know oooooooooooo

Mama

Only God knows!

First training should ve being Patriotism. 'For the love of Camelot' without this, it will be compromised by tribal and religious sentiments!

slap1: I came into Aba today, and it happened that the governor visited. On a bus, from the various 'interest group' buses in his convoy, was written: Colombia Boys Association(donated by the governor). . . That's the umbrella body of Indian hemp smokers in Aba. Unbelievable, but true. I hope another person confirms this.

That's wat he is good at. I confirm this.

TheCongo: First of all, how much money are we talking about?

If you don't know the money is there and you keep withdrawing, then it is not a fraud.
However, a judge or the court may not believe you.

My advise to you is to speak to your bank to be on the safe side.
If the bank can't trace the person who made the payment, after a certain time this money will be yours.
It could be an anonymous gift.

Thanks bro 4 ya advice. Huge sum was paid into my dormant acct, I want to report to d bank anyway.

Kirinwa: Living in fool's paradise, huh.You never enter jail before shey? Bodi go tells you.

What if you don't knw that the money is there and you keep withdrawing, can this be a fraud also?

Is it a fraud to withdraw a money that was paid into your account by unknown person?

Na today? Tomorrow, he will be freed and compensated with an oil block in the Niger Delta while the same Judge will sentence to death a pickpocket to death for picking 10 naira. One day na one day, monkey go go market,him no go come back n him mama no go see am, every day your day but today na d masses day. This was our song those days in Aba when we rose up against the great Mafia boys in Aba which cleanse Aba of thieves. Though the crusade was hijacked by the state govt, but it Saved Aba from total chaos. One day, we will do it in Nigeria.

Na today? Tomorrow, he will be freed and compensated with an oil block in the Niger Delta while the same Judge will sentence to death a pickpocket to death for picking 10 naira. One day na one day, monkey go go market,him no go come back n him mama no go see am, every day your day but today na d masses day. This was our song those days in Aba when we rose up against the great Mafia boys in Aba which cleanse Aba of thieves. Though the crusade was hijacked by the state govt, but it Saved Aba from total chaos. One day, we will do it in Nigeria.

Thief Theodore Ahamefule Orji, Ochendo Abia. He is the worst of the worst but he makes the loudest noise. The man that built a steel flyover of abt 100 metres length not morethan 15million naira cost and he paid NTA and AIT 12million naira to air it live why commissioning it. Last week, he was in Aba patching Azikiwe Road failed portion of not morethan 50 meters, he hired morethan 500 persons with customized wax clothe to sing for him while NTA and AIT covered it Live. The Fool of the century!

Please can some one advice me here abt my Passport that got soaked during the flood. I went to embassy to collect Visa, I was denied visa cos of the passport, I was asked to get a new passport. Plz house, what is the process and cost?
Thanks.