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vanstanzy: My worry now is if another govt. should step-in, all this development will grind to a halt, only for the new to set-up their own "developmental plan".Must you quote the whole post? @ Op, I may believe the FG's part of this story but the other part by Abia State govt must be a joke. |
A Yoruba Man and an Igbo man were caught in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. They were arrested and taken to the Sheikh's palace for questioning and judgement. The yoruba man lied that the igbo man smuggled and forced him to drink the beer!! Both were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after some lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!" The yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." And my second wish is that you flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped, and luckily for him, the pillows helped to make the pain of the whip lesser. The igbo man saw this; thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest..., toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a puzzled look on his face..., " and your second wish?" The Igbo man replies: "Tie the yoruba man to my back.... The Yoruba man faints........ |
franchizy: His Excellency Gov T. A. Orji has really done much in Abia state, he has brought Peace and sanity in Abia state and especially the security of lives and properties.May God rule your life as Thief After Orji rules Abia. |
The worst Governor that ever existed in the history of democracy in the world. |
Only happy with the holiday. |
That means T. A. Orji go loose his firm control of the party. |
Fish the bloody Mallam out! |
Naija stuff by google! |
I believe this guy in sports issues. Not only in sports, also in politics, for fighting third term that cost him his busineSses, I can remember SLOK Airways. |
My appointments states 58k per month. It depends on your ministry,parasatal or agency. The important part of the salary should be on the nontax allowances that summed can be morethan the salary. But many.departments don't have a better approved allowance package like NTA, FRCN, VON etc. |
Plan b is not actually the best solution, bro, pray and talk to her, make her feel secured abt your love. Carry her along. In my place, its sAid 'one person is the key to a good friendship' you can be the KEY to your union. Work on it and you will not regret. Peace to You! |
But that Ministry should not be for vegetables na! |
A sincere and honest Leader with strengthen judiciary can do it. But the charlatans around are for their pocket. |
Retired or sacked? |
Still available or sold? |
Na Rochas we know. Imo Must be Better! |
Front page abegi, Rochas go on! |
franchizy: I think Gov Orji ve done well, the massive completion and beautification of Aba is a great achievement. Work is already ongoing at Ariaria and Ngwa road with other major roads.May God govern Your life as T. A. Orji governs Aba, Amen! |
Mr chuks, hw far? What's happening? Please update the room. |
100+ views yet to response. Hmmm..... Hope all is well. |
Corruption binds our leaders together. Our youth are brainwashed by tribal and religion sentiments, so who will bail the cat(freedom)? |
Am not surprise. |
I love these guys at Saharareporter, they keep our govt on their feet always. Do more boys! |
Cheap popularity! |
EFFC no invite Sanusi for questioning over his love of throwing Tax payers money as if the money belongs to him, now, the invited a renowned Professor who Re capitalized Nigerian banks and made it stronger by employing thousands of unemployed Nigerians, which the present Gov is laying off with his harsh policies. Who dey deceive who? |
EFFC no invite Sanusi for questioning over his love of throwing Tax payers money as if the money belongs to him, now, the invited a renowned Professor who Re capitalized Nigerian banks and made it stronger by employing thousands of unemployed Nigerians, which the present Gov is laying off with his harsh policies. |
Dangerous if anything goes wrong. |
Stop all the thieves and let see what will interest them again. |
Not pessimistic but till I see the effect in my house, then I will believe. |
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