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disloman:
Are the so called Zombies ruling the country in the last 16 years?Some of you just make daft and stupid comments.Thank God,the bishop. Knows what our president is doing about that.He is not affected by sentiments and hatred.PMB!you rock.

The thing above me is almost gone.

They hate us yet they can't do without us. If the Igbos are your problem why live with your problem.

Some people are still evolving.

Replying was a hard choice,should I rather spend this time savouring my Starbucks cappuccino or respond to your arrogant display of ignorance.

Oh my, the weather North of Kensington Gardens is not to be abused by responding in a style typical to your primitive kind.

Well, brush up on your analytical skills and maybe we could take off the leash on your thick African neck, a possible prelude to some kind of human-ape interaction.

Ioannes:
I believe your intelligence quotient is in the negative.

No he is not corrupt. Abacha is also not corrupt.

najib632:
Provide an evidence that Buhari is corrupt

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oil is now worthless, the world has moved on. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

asEdeyHOT:
The oil in Lagos Ondo or the SS?

What is your business with Nigeria

Go and smuggle drugs to Vietnam and join your brothers on deathrow

Yawnsssss

Hmmnnnnnn, I need to blame Jonathan today. Have you ?

omobaekiti:
True to type

Sorry it's not my fault!!

The Brits are talking.....shhhhhh

omobaekiti:
I suppose your mind has edited what the Bishop of Canterbury said...this goes to confirm the wailer/IPOD yoot theorem

What is your business with our crude oil?

Park well jor

asEdeyHOT:
IPOB Yoot

What is your business with Nigeria?

Na Tinubu version b that.

BBC has put it out there, behave yourself boy, the Brits are talking not some Fulani or Oily hand.

asEdeyHOT:
This is the problem with illiterate Ipobs

Go and watch the clip

The UK PM, The Queen and the Archbishop of Canterbury all praised Buhari's efforts at curtailing corruption in Nigeria

Dont wail for no reason, it can lead to an early death

willyede:
Nigeria & Afghanistan are total amateurs, compared to the corruption in the City of London! #HSBCfraud #GS

Okay.

But Amaechi and Fashole are ministers o

Is Cameron a wailer or a member of IPOD?

I believe he has more information than any zombie, dead or undead, to make this statement.

If after hearing this government say Abacha loot was money taken illegally anybody thinks Buhari is not a thief then the person is condemned to a lifetime of stupidity.

scribble:
I guess Boko Haram was bombing Taiwan?

Buhari is everlastingly dull and avengers will nail his coffin.

What is a big deal about few bombs in the Niger Delta? Their region has been devastated since days of IBB, Abacha etc

There have been gas flares there since way back when. So what is a bomb or two or three or ten on a pipeline?

It's their land. APC should change their budget calculations. That's the change that remains go be seen , no money for them

Stop debating with this person.

They say oil is now useless yet they are crying more than the bereaved.

I like what the Avengers are doing and I think every 5percenter should give his moral, spiritual and financial support.

It's time to balance the equation.

Money from the Niger Delta was used to build Lagos and Abuja...the Avengers should move immediately to demolish the proceeds of crime and injustice.

Anybody who does not like it should man up and agitate for their own country.

Money from Niger Delta oil.

Thank God Lagos now has oil, less pressure on Niger Delta oil.

My God!!!!!

Good for him.

He cannot come and go and die for Nigeria.

At least he has achieved something...signing of Budget.

Zombies...let the howling begin.

Cheap attempt to look modest.

Bullshit and we are not buying that shit! No money for Accomodation and yet the CinC has the money to travel round the world for the flimsiest of reasons and the duller VP hosts wild parties.

A revolution is coming soon and we'll make sure these guys die like those cabinet members in Sierra Leone.

Olodo minister

Borehole theif

Just replace these guys with our present cabinet and Dull presido

All the hardship we are going through in this country is only temporary.

With Buhari we have a bright future. No amount of blackmail by the IPOD/iPhone press or random killings by the Fulani will stop us from having faith in PMB/PYO.

- signed on Behalf of all SW zombies.

Please tell me this is a joke?

Because if this is true, we are finished in this country.

I now agree with IBB when he said their looting was child's play compares to what is happening now.

To God be the Glory.

It is well with each and everyone of us.

Silence in the face of injustice is complicity with the oppressor - Ginetta Sagan

If only life was just fair, millions of Nigerians have just woken up this morning with absolutely no clue on what to just eat or feed their families.

This disconnect from the government and the unholy silence in the face of biting hardship bodes evil for this Nation.

I pray we survive what is coming.

Good news, I have sisters too and I just hope they were returned they way they were taken- Nigeria is a forbidden country and you don't want to imagine what could have happenned to those girls in the past six days.

Also, believe the police to your own loss - the same police that claimed that no life was lost during the Hausa/Yoruba clash in Mile 12 is now claiming to have rescued the girls.

And, what is the relationship between the gele lady and the girls? Just curious.

Waoh.

What a leader we have!!!

His answer to that question explains why the many sufferings of Nigerians continue as if there is no leadership.

"Those who can afford it should afford it". And he even agreed to her suggestion that it's tough luck for them.

To God be the Glory.

5%

80/20 rule.

Even Buhari is humbled.

Congrats bro...no time.

for all those supporting Amaechi because of a plate of rice...

May your lives remain in the feasibility stage and remain a cancelled project as long as there is a God in the heavens.

Tinubu should hang if found guilty by the EFCC

Nobody is above the law...corruption has destroyed this country and Tinubu has a lot to explain.

KUJE prison+hangman noose loading for the frog-eyed thief.

Missing 107 soldiers

Rescuing Chibok girls

Belonging to everybody and belonging to nobody - 5% comes to mind

Lied about the missing 2016 budget

The bolded are either happening now(with some variations) or have happened or.

The items in red are in the final phase of being implemented.

Enjoy!!!

It’s May 29th 2015. The North is aflame with celebration. So too the S-west. There is a mourning spirit pervading the S-East and S-South and parts of North Central. Except for the efulefu circles celebrating…Gen. Buhari is being sworn in as president, Fed Rep of Nigeria.

* Buhari, upon assumption of power announces a major probe into MDAs since 1999. Massive jubilations rent the North, and SW. With efulefus too…

[b]* Buhari sacks all services chiefs and security heads. Replaces all with mostly Hausa-Fulani folks. The North hail endlessly. The SW hails too, but in a lower tone. The SS/SE are silent, save for the efulefus among them celebrating cautiously…

* Buhari orders immediate relocation of all amouries in the South back to the North, calling Obj and GEJ “outlaws” for moving amouries away from the North. Jubilation in the North, SW jubilate half heartly…efulefus celebrate nervously…

* Buhari declares war on corruption. Reverses the privatization of PHCN, claiming it was fraudulently sold off. North roars in joy, SW murmur, efulefus smile about nervously…

* Buhari cancels second Niger bridge project, citing it as one of Jonathan’s corruption based projects. North explodes in joy, SW scratch their heads, SE/SW mourn deeply, efulefus now confused.

* Buhari suspends all upgrade work at Calabar/Onne seaports, citing corruption in the award of the contracts and also that the ports are a conduit for insurgents to bring in arms into the N-Delta. Now the efulefus begin to grumble silently…the North rejoices…

* Fulani herdsmen kill thousands in night raids in the N central. Christian militias retaliate at once. Buhari orders a nation-wide revocation of all firearms licenses, sends soldiers and police on door to door search for firearms, whether licensed or not…Observers note these raids are all in the N central and Southern Nigeria.
[/b]


* Reports of silent killings,esp of opposition politicians keep coming in. The Buhari led FG denies complicity. There is terror and deep fear in the land. Anti govt activists and groups begin to mobilize against the tyrannical govt.

* AIT, STV and Channelstv shut down by the Buhari led govt for “instigating crisis” in the polity. The media houses proceed to court, the court orders their reopening at once, Buhari ignores the court orders.

* 2016 population census is done: Kano alone gets a population of 35m, all the S-east states put together get barely 36m. The SW states plus Lagos get barely 45m. The day begins to break for the efulefus..



* Buhari bans the use of FaceBook and twitter in Nigeria. Prescribes harsh jail terms of an IP is traced to any social media site. Quarrels and disagreements spark off between Osibanjo and Buhari. Hundreds of young people are hauled into jail for Facebooking.

* MEND attacks oil pipelines, crippling oil production. Buhari orders thousands of troops to crush them. Bitter fighting breaks out in the N-Delta, leaders of the N-Delta movement are arrested and executed without trial. Now the SWest is silent…efulefus nowhere to be found…


* Buhari announces a major slash in Fed allocation to states, citing the war in the N-Delta. Nigerians are furious with the excruciating hard times, the FG explains that the monumental damage done to the economy by decades of military rule plus 16 years of PDP misrule cannot be fixed in 4 years. Now the generality of Nigerians are swallowing hard….

* IBB, GEJ, OBJ etc all rally together to form a common front against Buhari’s govt. Tinubu falls out with Buhari and joins in the coalition. Buhari orders their arrest and slams them into detention. Their lawyers proceed to court to secure the freedom. All the court orders are damned by the Buhari led govt.

* 2019 elections approach. More reports of silent killings. The opposition parties are too afraid to campaign or field a candidate against Buhari. Tinubu charges NADECO to fight on hard against the dictatorship of Buhari as they “gallantly” did against Abacha. The S-East and S-South laugh at him, asking him to go and tame the monster he unleashed from chain unto Nigerians himself.

* 90% of the political parties adopt Buhari as their candidate. All opposition leaders have fled the country, some missing. Militants in the N-delta step up operations, routing the army and advancing Northwards. Thousands of volunteers join them, along with other militant groups to push Buhari’s forces off the region.

* Buhari suspends Nollywood, declaring them a “source of immorality”…Nigerians now are too afraid to resist. Many journalists are arrested and detained for writing against the govt.

* Brazil and Israel announce their support for the groups fighting the FG. They provide support and logistics. Now the FG gets real jittery. Inflation spirals out of control, over 25m people displaced by the bitter fighting. Looting, rape and robbery by both citizens
and military personnel become very high.

* A major mutiny occurs within the armed forces. A nation-wide state of emergency is declared. Rumours of the death of some past presidents in detention filters out. A nation-wide state of emergency is declared. No more elections. Year after year, the state of emergency on the nation is maintained. The system grinds to a halt. Buhari. Is accused of refusing to lift the emergency state so as to foist himself as president for life.

* The SE and SS declare independence from Nigeria. 14 nations recognize them. The FG calls it illegality of the highest order…

* North Central declares independence.

* The FG calls for meeting of all “aggrieved regions” to reconcile.
None is interested. Well, well peeps, welcome to my imagination! Do you think these events lack bizarre possibilities? Personally, I don’t believe
Nigerians have so offended the Universe to deserve this.

When it works give credit to Dullardin_ho, FOsibanjo and the furry haired Minister/Junior Intern of Finance.

When it fails blame Emefiele-the Igbo guy.

You guys have a long way to go as a people.

Lanretoye:
Okay,what is emefiele doing to cushion the effect of this stringent policy self?

If that pipeline is to originate from any of the wells in the SS or SE the militants (who own the oil will blow up that nonsense).

Lagos and Ondo - part of your conquered territory have oil. If the subtle signs you are seeing today is not glaring enough then you must be missing something.

#ouroyel, #fivepercent

MansaMoussa:
Nonsense!
We can boost the domestic market in Africa For our oil.
Secure a low interest loan from China and build a west Africa gas pipeline extending all the way to Gambia...then sell at rock bottom price, govt to govt..
Russia did it in Europe...we can do it

Igbo

Also love my cousins the Ikwerres. If I hadnt married an Igbo wife I for marry Ikwerres. No time.

He said Nigeria...not BIAFRA so no worries.