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Benita27:
Yes!, God created both light and darkness. Go read your bible.

If you must asslick a new moniker, do so wisely, creating a thread for her is demeaning to your person...you just won't know.

Some of you should atleast pretend, it gives you an edge you may not have.

#rubbish!.

Hahahahahahah e pain am

Jessicaseth:
Smiles. They broke the record

No you broke record

Jessicaseth:
Please @naughty I feel embarrassed

Ma nigga saw this photo, now he z considering mastubation

Should I allow him

Haha op got me laughing
So u are an atheist and went ahead to argue with everyone around u, he is trying to get back faith after frustration

Am an atheist but I talk religion with people except those who really care to listen and have a mind talk

The truth is that you have been exposed, I doubt u ll ever get back to zombie mode

Let him go England live this yeye country alone
Iwobi is hearing it now

Jus wondering how puna will look like

Anuoluwapo23:
In the last picture his cassava seems to be showing, abi is just my eyes

Guess this particular casava is very precious to u





Correct babe

I once killed this type b4 and they claimed the whitish color around the upper body is the number of yrs it lived

I was deist but at a point I turned atheist

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well-groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first.
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss his ass?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, he'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, he'll kick the shit out of you."
Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"
John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do what ever he wants, and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass."
Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."
Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"
Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."
John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"
Mary: "Oh, yes, all the time..."
Me: "And has he given you a million dollars?"
John: "Well, no, you don't actually get the money until you leave town."
Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"
Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and he kicks the shit out of you."
Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?"
John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."
Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"
John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."
Me: "So what makes you think he'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"
Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty dollar bill on the street."
Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?
John: "Hank has certain 'connections.'"
Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."
John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass he'll kick the shit of you."
Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to him, get the details straight from him..."
Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."
Me: "Then how do you kiss his ass?"
John: "Sometimes we just blow him a kiss, and think of his ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."
Me: "Who's Karl?"
Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."
Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss his ass, and that Hank would reward you?"
John: "Oh no! Karl's got a letter Hank sent him years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."
John handed me a photocopy of a handwritten memo on "From the desk of Karl" letterhead. There were eleven items listed:
1. Kiss Hank's ass and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
2. Use alcohol in moderation.
3. Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.
4. Eat right.
5. Hank dictated this list himself.
6. The moon is made of green cheese.
7. Everything Hank says is right.
8. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9. Don't drink.
10. Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
11. Kiss Hank's ass or he'll kick the shit out of you.
Me: "This would appear to be written on Karl's letterhead."
Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."
Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."
John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."
Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"
Mary: "Not now, but years ago he would talk to some people."
Me: "I thought you said he was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're different?"
Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."
Me: "How do you figure that?"
Me: "How do you figure that?"
Mary: "Item 7 says, 'Everything Hanks says is right.' That's good enough for me!"
Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."
John: "No way! Item 5 says, 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says, 'Use alcohol in moderation,' item 4 says, 'Eat right,' and item 8 says, 'wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."
Me: "But 9 says, 'Don't Drink,' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says, 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."
John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."
Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."
Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from outer space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."
Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the moon came from the Earth has been discounted. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."
John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"
Me: "We do?"
Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."
Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than saying, 'Hank's right because he says he's right.'"
John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking."
Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"
Mary blushes.
John says: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."
Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"
John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."
Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"
Mary looks positively stricken.
John shouts: "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"
Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"
Mary sticks her fingers in her ears:
Mary: "I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la."
John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."
Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."
Mary faints. John catches her.
John: "Well, if I'd known you were one of those I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."
With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.
The end

Reasons why I turned

1 bible were written by us
2 cos of so much fictions, lies, impossibilities, in d bible
3 cos of internet, nairaland, YouTube most especially
4 inhuman pastors using church members like rag
5 cos god is omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient yet he failed in every part
6 thousands of active religion with different gods
7 cos god never revealed itself
8 cos god only wanted endless praises and worship

Reasons why I turned

1 bible were written by us
2 cos of so much fictions, lies, impossibilities, in d bible
3 cos of internet, nairaland, YouTube most especially
4 inhuman pastors using church members like rag
5 cos god is omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient yet he failed in every part
6 thousands of active religion with different gods
7 cos god never revealed itself
8 cos god only wanted praises and worship nothing else

ScienceWatch:
Be careful what you write against "Coward Atheists" here OBINNA58, I notice you are giving away some top secrets that is only meant to be disclosed in secret Atheist meetings. You say that "Atheists are growing in population" but that is only held up by Atheist Communist Countries. Let me ask you something? Did you read what an atheist, HOND said about an Atheist meeting he attended?
HOND says that, in this very small gathering of Atheists, a Prof Tunde Arogundade from Plateau State preached about the religious crises in Nigeria and its damaging effect on the country; HOND says, I was shocked at the Prof said, only an incurable fool would believe, hook line and sinker that the crisis in Nigeria is because of religion.
The prof failed in his biased speech to add that all religions, especially Scoan Church in Nigeria is the most powerful example of how religion is hugely benefiting Nigeria diplomatically, financially and socially. One extreme is the millions of positively changed lives resulting from the work at Scoan.

It is extraordinary to hear a staunch Atheist speak so honestly. Hond also says, "I was born into a large prominent Atheist family, but I was angry to hear an educated man from Plateau State, focus powerfully on destroying religions. The "Coward Atheist" ignored the fact that it is corrupt politics and “Coward Atheism” that is destroying Nigeria. It is clear for all to see the incredible social benefits religion offers to a country."

OBINNA58, Enjoy your Journey !

Gat this on your mind, atheists held no responsibility in religious destruction their focus is simply to expose lies so people could what they are into, if opening people's eyes to see fact disastrous to religion the so be it.

Sorry I'm not into any journey

Tee billz ryt now

If all this stops then where is sweetness

Even though

Nice

Goal arsenal are doomed

ScienceWatch:
You make some good points OBINNA58. But remember, all religions are far more wholesome to society than tragic self-centered atheism. If you want to put a better face on atheism then start an atheist organisation that help people to uplift themselves. everyone need help sometimes. Teach them to respect others holy doctrines and not hold destructive ideas toward their fellow man.

If the Holy Prophet TB Joshua started with 8 people, look what he is doing for the world.

You can do it !

I

Atheists are gaining population with time, I doubt if atheists need organization, all needed is for people to see facts and reality in order to realize how deeply religion has damaged the brain with false information/lies, we only need to expose religious lies cos it will help people advance into a greater world.

That's why atheist are mostly attacked by all religion cos want victims to remain zombies

Only zombies believes shit like dis

dammieco:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JksOY0ATSVE

South Korea where he ended his national career

dammieco:
GREECE

South Korea

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ScienceWatch:
You must read that book written by Day Vox. It will make you a super Atheist.

He says, "Studies have shown that those without religion have life expectancies seven years shorter than the average churchgoer,31 are more likely to smoke, abuse alcohol, and be depressed or obese,32 and they are much less likely to marry or have children. Their criminal proclivities strongly suggest that they are less intelligent on average than theists and High Church atheists alike, and they also outnumber their High Church counterparts by a significant margin.

Lol
You are insane, so u are stocked in religion because of fear
I don't blame u they captured many cos of same fear, yours won't be different, atheists knows good and bad, depending on how u choose to live your life, what you failed to understand is their are many good atheist out there, better hurt me with than comforting me with lies

No one is perfect not Christians, not atheists, not Muslims but we have access to view their negative|positive lifestyles

hysteriabox:
For real?
Abegee

Now that masturbation causes kidney disease, then aguess its end time things.
Its only a matter of time before smoking a joint ll cause unwanted pregnancy

I tell u

somez:
Lol... Ok am sorry. My bad bro

happy val ma nigga

somez:
Hey its valentin common. In the spirit of love, i wish you 6 more years of endless masturbation. Idiot

Are u a Sadist, why insults how are u so sure I'm the one




Are u afonja?
What's you problem self?
Wishing me 6yrs of mastubation in spirit of love added with idiot

Seun
Madman spotted on nairaland, react quickly or he infects others.

somez:
Talking about yourself right?

Seems your brain is paining u that u can't read correctly