Health › Re: Nigeria Isn’t As Bad As You Think — Let Me Explain by Oblongata: 8:29pm On Feb 11 |
Yeah you are almost right! Except that there are faster accesses to doctors in some areas like Hampshire (Excluding Portsmouth and Southampton).
Having a dentist appointment na die also |
Politics › Re: Diplomacy: Christian, Pastor, Soft Power As Tinubu Plays The Remi Card On Trump by Oblongata: 12:55pm On Feb 06 |
Tinubu is a master strategist!
You have to give it to him!!!
If na ‘Yes daddy’ he would have gladly saluted USA army and left Aso rock for them 😂😂😂 |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump: Businessday Cartoon by Oblongata: 11:43am On Jan 23 |
Buhari was actually right about our youths!
So nobody here could decipher the sarcasm?
It has finished!!!🤦🏽♂️ |
Foreign Affairs › Re: European Leaders React To Trump's Tariffs Over Greenland Dispute by Oblongata: 12:05am On Jan 18*. Modified: 12:57am On Jan 18 |
Dude is trying to permanently set up a USA annex in Europe, something he would never agree to, had Europe tried such.
Europe have seen through his schemes and right now, the world might have just had the final straw…
Interesting times ahead… |
Family › Re: Who Remember This Lamp Glass? by Oblongata: 8:16am On Jan 16 |
The thing can sabi black ehn? What it reminds me of is exam tension and chemistry as a subject. Not fun nostalgia 😔 |
Sports › Re: Is This Nigeria Best XI In History? by Oblongata: 1:46pm On Jan 12 |
obembet: Check of My Nigeria Best XI in history. Who is missing here and who shouldn’t be here?
Share your opinions
Source; obembet Finidi George was the best winger! Your list is not complete without him ! |
Business › Re: “this Is Too Much” – Mother Of Two Cries Out Over Tax Deducted From ₦25,000 Tran by Oblongata: 7:03pm On Jan 06 |
Namaster: Why are ID1OTS spreading FAKE news and causing panic for ordinary Nigerians.
“I was charged almost ₦100 for tax. Nigeria, which way? This tax is too much o. That means ₦100,000 tax fee will be very, very big. This is getting serious"
Stamp Duty is a FIXED charge of #50. Whether you transfer #10,000 or #10 MILLION.
The remaining part of the #87 is likely just bank charges plus VAT on bank charges which would also remain the SAME whether you transfer #10,000 or #10 MILLION.
This is EXACTLY the reality on ground BEFORE the New Tax Laws were introduced.
It's just that instead of the #50 Stamp Duty to be deducted from the Receiver's account, it's now deducted from the Sender's account so that the receiver can get the FULL amount of the transaction.
Meanwhile, this one is already here spreading FAKE NEWS and panic.
This Single Mother of 2 (NOT surprised) is too DMUB.
And the INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT people on Twitter are already lapping up the NONSENSE like it's spring water.
NOBODY WILL DEDUCT TAX FROM YOUR BANK TRANSACTIONS!
Another one said he transferred #100K and got #63K.
 Thanks for the exposure 👍 |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Venezuelans Around The World Protesting Maduro's Capture by Oblongata: 7:29pm On Jan 05 |
Putindbutt: What Trump did against the people and the sovereignty of Venezuela as well as against international law was absolute insanity. Successive US Presidents had at some point committed grace atrocities against humanity, funded terrorism, some exposed for corruption YET NONE OF THEM WAS EVER PROSECUTED AND JAILED IN THE US.
Imagine someone evade the White House and picks up Trump for his many atrocities he has committed. Imagine someone picks him up with the excuses of him being a convicted felon, a pedo, inciting violence against democratic institutions, using his office to enrich his family and family businesses, supporting genocide in Gaza and all of that. Would the United States like that?, will wailers and Bitter Obidients jump up in excitement as they do now?.
This is a man that over 2 million Americans protested against his rudderless Government a few months ago. Yet acting above the law. Unfortunately your write up is too intelligent for many people here to comprehend. Don’t waste your time. |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Didn't Happen To Anthony Joshua by Oblongata: 2:39pm On Dec 30, 2025 |
Richtaiwo: God bless you for saying it exactly the way it is. It’s as sad many people just spill rubbish online and end up wondering why they are refused visas. All these things happen everywhere and you don’t hear the citizens spoiling the image of their countries online |
Business › Re: Most Expensive Materials On Earth by Oblongata: 5:55pm On Dec 29, 2025 |
matify83: Keep wandering why China is so endowed with the world's largest deposits of most of these rare earth minerals and metals and also blessed with the technology to extract them at profitable margins.
Just imagining having a small deposit of Antimatter in my backyard. (Bandit for don ransack my community).
62.5 Trillion / gram. (It is finished)! Bandits ke? G7 countries would be slugging it out at your backyard 😁 |
Politics › Re: Trump’s Travel Ban Will Hurt America More Than Nigeria - Emeka Ugwuonye (Video) by Oblongata: 11:35pm On Dec 24, 2025 |
ernieboy: how is it going to hurt them more economically? Most of our migrants are economic migrants who travel to seek greener pasture not tourists who carry money from their home country to spend abroad? Diaspora remittance is a major foreign exchange source for Nigeria, guess who remit those dollars back to Nigeria... These guys are largely lazy and they’d prefer to stay at home and zap government spending, opposite of migrants. As far as there is right to public funds to meet general needs, there would be redundant citizens. And guess who generates a large chunk of these funds? Migrants! |
Politics › Re: Trump’s Travel Ban Will Hurt America More Than Nigeria - Emeka Ugwuonye (Video) by Oblongata: 6:58pm On Dec 24, 2025 |
He is actually very right! But Trump knows this and he is taking citizens interest on a rollercoaster in a bid to feign blunt rather than dealing with reality. That road is a continuous circle!
Similar circle Keir Starmer and Mahmood has subjected UK into… |
Crime › Re: Lagos Commercial Bus Driver Publicly Assaults LASMA Officer (Photos, Video) by Oblongata: 10:32am On Dec 24, 2025 |
Lagos for show….
Wetin consign the bystander?
Like say he dey find who to punch all morning
Come see clean opportunity 😁 |
Romance › Re: As A Man, Which Of These 2 Ladies You Will Go For If You Are Looking For A Wife? by Oblongata: 9:25am On Dec 22, 2025 |
The thing no balance at all!
Only one woman dey broke, jobless and lazy in bed!
Na liability be that one na!🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ |
Sports › Re: Buckley Targets Anthony Joshua Over Nigeria Flag Calls Him Ungrateful Hyprocrite by Oblongata: 2:24pm On Dec 21, 2025 |
FreeIgboho: He hasn't started crying yet. Kemi Benendoch will soon be his Prime Minister. Kemi Badenoch started all these because of cheap political fame. May she never become the British PM. |
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Inflation Dropped Further To 14.45% In November 2025 by Oblongata: 6:48pm On Dec 15, 2025 |
Oya emergency lovers of Nigeria come and hate this news |
Education › Re: How Can I Sell The 10,000 Pieces Of Graduation Scroll I Have? by Oblongata: 12:14am On Dec 15, 2025 |
jibsonsolutions: i can brand them for any company that needs it my location is mushin, lagos my whatsapp is 07060934898 Sharp guy! I see what you did there 😉 Best of luck in your hustle 👍 |
Politics › Re: US, UK Reject Nigeria's Bid To Label IPOB As Terrorists . by Oblongata: 12:09am On Dec 15, 2025 |
Ttalk: If IPOB were not terrorist, why did they murdered an Igbo lmilitary lady with his husband and dismembered the body.
Why did their leader asked them to do cocktail bomb and bomb other region. Why did they enforced sit at home and either kill or harm those who disobey.?
Why did the people flee the region for safety to other region.?
The blood of Akuyili and many other innocent Igbo will continue to cry for justice. Abeg allow them to masturbate small before you burst their bubble. |
Politics › Re: How Did Reno Omokri Become Tinubu's Friend? by Oblongata: 12:47pm On Dec 01, 2025*. Modified: 7:47pm On Dec 01, 2025 |
In politics there are no permanent enemies! Just permanent interests!!! |
Sports › Re: Craig Burley Blasts FIFA For Suspending Cristiano Ronaldo Ban by Oblongata: 9:31am On Nov 28, 2025 |
cr7lomo: But this isn't the first time a player has had his ban reduced....why do they always target Ronaldo
In 2014, France defender Laurent koscielny was sent off for slapping Ukraines kucher in their first of the world cup play off ... like Ronaldo ,Laurent koscielny was meant to serve his 3 match ban , the 2nd leg play off and the first 2 games of the 2014 World Cup...but fifa reduced it to 1 game , allowing him to play in the world cup...
Croatias Mario mandzukic was also meant to miss the first 2 games in that world cup after getting a red card in the 2nd leg play off game against Iceland due to dangerous play.... his ban was reduced to 1 game ...he only missed the opener, he then played against Cameroon where he scored 2 goals in the 4 .0 win...
Towards the end of the 2006 world cup qualifiers ...Phillip cocu fir Netherlands was given a straight red card for a retaliation elbow on an Albanian player....fifa reduced his ban to 2 games which made him miss just the last 2 qualifiers against czech and Macedonia , so that he could play the opening game of the world cup in 2006...
Japans Makoto Hasebe was sent for an elbow on an opponent at the end of the 2010 world cup qualifiers...his ban was also reduced to 2 games and missed only the opener of that world cup ...
Wayne Rooney of Engkand was red-carded I the last game of the European qualifier ...he was initially banned for 3 games ...meaning that he would have missed the group stage ..but they reduced it to 2 ....
No one talked about all those situations....it has happened multiple times in leagues and champions league were 3 match bans were reduce after an appeal... Portugal appealed and it was reduced...but because its Ronaldo that has never received a single red card in 227 games for Portugal until this particular one.... his haters are attacking fifa ...
The late Paolo Rossi was banned for 3 yrs for match fixing for Italy in 1980... but just b4 the world cup , Italy appealed and it was reduced to 2 so he could participate at the 82 world cup in Spain..... he ended up winning it for Italy and was top scorer... so why are these haters on Ronaldos case ...as if its the first time it's ever happened Thank you for the enlightenment! Messi is my GOAT though 😁 |
Culture › Re: People Name Their Children “Monday,” “Sunday” And “Friday”… by Oblongata: 6:03pm On Nov 25, 2025 |
I guess many fathers never really gave a thought about which name to give their child because they are still struggling to pay hospital bill so when pastor ask for the name, they simply check calendar and whichever day of the week is given as the child’s name 🤷🏽♂️ |
Health › Re: Managing Type 2 Diabetes With Food by Oblongata: 3:31pm On Nov 24, 2025 |
NOETHNICITY: If done correctly, intermittent fasting, eating fewer carbs, and controlling portions can work together to actually reverse type 2 diabetes. In UK, they actually give meds to reverse for free! You also need to watch your intake though… |
Celebrities › Re: Bollywood Actor, Dharmendra Dies At 89 Years by Oblongata: 10:35am On Nov 24, 2025 |
He was very gifted! He made our childhood quite exciting!
I remember watching ‘’Ghazab’ and the suspense and action was quite intriguing!
Rest in peace Sir! |
Politics › Re: 5 Ways President Trump Unintentionally Aiding Terrorists In Nigeria by Oblongata: 11:51pm On Nov 19, 2025 |
Thought-provoking!
I thought the same as well!
In no distant time, there might be more Christian attacks! |
Properties › Re: How To Legally Acquire A House For Free In Nigeria – Lawyer Explains (Photos/Vid by Oblongata: 10:17pm On Nov 18, 2025 |
For Naija na who get money pass go win! |
Politics › Re: Duke Of Edinburgh Visits President Tinubu by Oblongata: 11:07pm On Nov 17, 2025 |
Dancebreaker: Not true. Even when Prince Harry was still single years back, and Queen was alive, he was about 9th in line to the throne. With the queen gone and Harry has two kids, he must be around 10th or 11th in line to the throne now. Although not clear how stripping Andrew of his title recently may or may not have affected positions in line. Prince William and his children, Prince Harry and is children, Andrew and his children all are ahead of this duke. You are very right Sir! My apologies! |
Food › Re: How Do You Like Your Noddles? Check Picture Inside by Oblongata: 9:54pm On Nov 17, 2025 |
It depends on my mood jare…😁
Sometimes pepper soup style (B) no bad…
Some other times na A and C.
That D na impossicant for me. I fit vomit if I chop am. As a Yoruba boy pepper must surplus normal 😁 |
Politics › Re: Duke Of Edinburgh Visits President Tinubu by Oblongata: 9:30pm On Nov 17, 2025*. Modified: 11:07pm On Nov 17, 2025 |
Naijaguy12345: Duke of Edinburgh my @ss. Is he an elected person or just anyone ? He is 15th in line Heir to the throne. He is not just anyone. |
Politics › Re: Duke Of Edinburgh Visits President Tinubu by Oblongata: 9:23pm On Nov 17, 2025 |
Ushame: d Duke is like a local government chairman... compare d position The last Duke was the husband of Queen Elizabeth before his death in 2021. This present Duke (his son) is also the Son of late Queen Elizabeth and the brother of King Charles the 3rd, the present King of UK. And you compare him to a local government chairman? May God forgive you. |
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Nairaland General › Re: Check Out The Snake I Killed On The Road by Oblongata: 9:20am On Nov 16, 2025 |
Snake tabi worm?🤷🏽♂️ |
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Video: The Ritual Marriage Regina Daniels Dare Divorce Her Husband. by Oblongata: 2:13am On Nov 15, 2025 |
KingOfAmebo: Na wetin bring you sef come here come dey read another person problem?...ehn? my fellow Amebo colleague. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Exactly what was on my mind!
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