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BusinessRe: Celebrations As Sapphire Scents Marks 10 Years Anniversary In Grand Style by Oblongata: 11:26am On Sep 04, 2025
Puffy my Man!!!

Sky is not your limit my man!

Love from a brother !!!

Sapphire rocks 🙌🏽
PoliticsRe: Senator Gbenga Daniel Hails Ekpa Conviction As Victory For International Law by Oblongata: 7:57am On Sep 02, 2025
Abeg shey dem fit export watery beans? Someone needs to be eating it along with his oga in Nigeria. They should allow them do video call of eating watery beans together 🤷🏽‍♂️
PoliticsRe: Railway Boss Apologises To NUJ Over Alleged Intimidation Of NTA Reporter by Oblongata: 11:16pm On Aug 30, 2025
Sensiblerealist:
I was surprised it happened in the first place. He is not someone who acts rashly, something must have triggered that 'tirade'.
Now that he has done the needful, you all should let this slide and move on
Yeah as the commissioner of transportation in Lagos, he was very calm, friendly and approachable.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Everybody That Dies Truly Goes To After Death? by Oblongata: 12:27am On Aug 28, 2025
ZombieDredd:
which earth?

the one that will soon be destroyed or the new earth that is to come?
What if the ‘old earth’ is just your former life on earth, and the ‘earth being destroyed’ means death, and the new earth is your reincarnation?🤷🏽‍♂️
Christianity EtcRe: Where Everybody That Dies Truly Goes To After Death? by Oblongata: 3:51pm On Aug 27, 2025
ZombieDredd:
it is appointed unto men once to die, and after that judgement by God almighty who created you in the first place.
Hebrews 9:27-28.

you do not live in a continous loop and will give account of every thing you have done or spoken on earth one day.
What if the Judgement is to come back to earth and fulfill another mission?🤷🏽‍♂️
CrimeRe: How Nigerian Sextortionists Led To The Death Of A Young American by Oblongata:
This is wickedness at its finest.

‘Believing in an extraordinary source of evil is completely unnecessary. Man alone is capable of all wickedness’. Joseph Conrad.
EducationRe: You Will Go To Jail If You Marry More Than 1 Wife At The Same Time. by Oblongata: 7:52am On Aug 10, 2025
Poor write up! Poor research! Poor analysis!

OP you tried, but you need extra effort to make your write up wholesome.
CrimeRe: El-rufai & Amaechi Drop Bombshell: “peter Obi Won 2023” – Why They’re Saying It by Oblongata: 7:41am On Aug 10, 2025
They are only saying what obidients want to hear… since dem know most of dem are half smart and ran by controversies!
FamilyRe: How Much Have You Spent On Your Parents In 2025? by Oblongata: 9:40pm On Aug 08, 2025
I bought bouquet of flowers of 150k. And I paid for the replacement of light on their graves.

Spent 400k in all…

What’s this topic after?
TravelRe: Why Will A Passenger Pour Alcohol On Pilot by Oblongata: 12:17pm On Aug 07, 2025
cr7lomo:
K1 was totally wrong...but the pilot wasn't cleared for take off that's why she was suspended.... 2 wrongs don't make a right ....women are too emotional to run jobs like this ...she almost killed him and the ground officials cos she was angry that he poured the drink on her thereby putting the lives of people at risk ....her suspension and licence withdrawal is justified....

Anyone that has flown with a plane knows that the flight movement was deliberate.... u first taxi on the tarmac b4 getting clearance for take off...but it seemed that plane fired hard from the get go... she did that deliberately cos she knew he was still in front of the plane ... so if he refused to leave , she will just crush him or what... in any developed country , the pilot will be arrested for this action.... 2 wrongs don't make a right
I have tried so hard to read intelligent comments about this issue but I was very disappointed. madridguy , raccoon , etc which I expected intelligence from due to few sensible comments from them in the past, all spilled anger, sentiments and were judgmental. Thank you for your submission. You have my moniker in Surplus.
EventsRe: New Yam Festival, Awards Dinner Night In Ghana Postponed by Oblongata: 9:42am On Aug 02, 2025
How many hours is Nigeria from Ghana? They can do all these New Yam stuff in South east Nigeria. That way, money influx from tourism will increase in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Adewale Adeniyi: Tinubu Extends Tenure Of Customs Comptroller-General by Oblongata: 1:23pm On Jul 31, 2025
kapelvej:
Time for yoruba to do their own, Buhari started these whole shit
Jonathan started it. Yoruba were marginalised during his tenure.
TravelRe: Why The A380 Plane Often Climbs Slowly During Take Off Despite Its Massive Engin by Oblongata: 5:35pm On Jul 29, 2025
illicit:
Explorer?

Maybe it's the same person...
Yes Explorers. Thank you sir!
TravelRe: Why The A380 Plane Often Climbs Slowly During Take Off Despite Its Massive Engin by Oblongata: 5:34pm On Jul 29, 2025
success1smyn:
You mean explorer?
Yes I was referring to Explorer! Dude got married (or something like that) and he disappeared?🤷🏽‍♂️. Thank you sir
TravelRe: Why The A380 Plane Often Climbs Slowly During Take Off Despite Its Massive Engin by Oblongata: 5:33pm On Jul 29, 2025
psp2pc:
Explorers
Yea Explorers! Thank you Sir!
TravelRe: Why The A380 Plane Often Climbs Slowly During Take Off Despite Its Massive Engin by Oblongata: 5:32pm On Jul 29, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
Liar! A380 can't land in any commercial airport in Nigeria. We don't have runways long enough yet.
Still possible if he transited 👍
TravelRe: Why The A380 Plane Often Climbs Slowly During Take Off Despite Its Massive Engin by Oblongata: 12:24pm On Jul 29, 2025
Thanks as always Racoon.

Quite informative.

There was once a nairalander always feeding us with educational stuffs like this. Wonder where he went 🤷🏽‍♂️
PoliticsRe: No Heavyweights In ADC, Peter Obi Is Returning To PDP - Ali Modu Sheriff by Oblongata: 8:52pm On Jul 28, 2025
Obi that will end up in Lp and will now start shouting ‘ I was rigged’.

By their trademark (losers) you shall know them…
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Must Go: Ghanaians Protest In Accra, Blame Nigerians For Insecurity by Oblongata: 7:42am On Jul 28, 2025
Why even think you should be king in another man’s land? Abi is Ghana also ‘No man’s land’?
Science/TechnologyRe: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Please What's The Name And Is It Venomous by Oblongata: 10:47pm On Jul 22, 2025
That looks like a Gaboon Viper!
TravelRe: 10 Most Dangerous Bus Stops In Lagos (and What Really Happens There) by Oblongata: 8:03pm On Jul 21, 2025
How you go forget Ikeja under bridge?

That is an unforgivable sin!
PropertiesRe: Landlord Sold House Before My Rent Expired by Oblongata: 8:06am On Jul 15, 2025
By collecting half of your rent from them, you have already given up 6 months.

They now gave you another 3 months to look for a place which you rightly accepted.

Now that the time as elapsed and your rent money for another new place is not complete, you are looking for a way to cheat them and have more time bah?
PoliticsRe: ‘NNPC Transition, Naira Redesign’ — Economic Events That Shaped Buhari’s Tenure by Oblongata: 1:09pm On Jul 14, 2025
One of the biggest mistakes PBAT made…

In PMB’s tenure, Dollar had already destroyed naira

They were only patching it up

PBAT came and removed the veil.

PBAT is tirelessly working on correcting mistakes and inactions of PMB.

If Peter Obi had won, he would have continued to veil the real economic problems, but put food on the table of the common man

Thereby creating bigger pits and destroying the future in exchange for cheap praises!

To hell with your praises! The right things must be done! Forward we must!

No to veil! Yes to hard, decisive decisions.
TravelRe: Japa: Nigerian Lady Shocked By Crowd At Belarus Embassy In Abuja(Photos/Video) by Oblongata: 9:18pm On Jul 12, 2025
Na crowd be this?

You no go TLS for ikeja make you see crowd grin
SportsRe: Napoli Reject €70m Offer For Osimhen From Galatasaray by Oblongata: 7:15am On Jul 12, 2025
Shebi dem talk say he no go dey starting line? Why not free this guy?
CrimeRe: Court Orders Prosecution Of Auxiliary Nurse Linked To Mohbad’s Death by Oblongata: 6:25am On Jul 12, 2025
They should prosecute Wunmi! Only then we will know the real truth!!! Make she go do DNA! Answers will fly out!!!
EducationRe: 300 Dental Students Of The University Of Calabar Asked To Withdraw Over Quota by Oblongata: 2:26pm On Jul 11, 2025
If 300 dental students were told to leave, how many dental graduates does the school churn out yearly?

How many dental graduates do Nigeria universities churn out yearly?

How many dental clinics are there in Nigeria?
RomanceRe: Customer SNAPS At Popeyes Workers For Calling His Wife "Beautiful" (Photos/Video by Oblongata: 9:15pm On Jul 07, 2025
ovie8200:
You don"t get it do you....those you mentioned are common when one say excuse me darling or sweetheart. What is being said here is that a man and his wife went to restaurant only for an employee to beautiful in front of the husband which is disrepeful and not compliment. To compliment another man's wife in front of the husband, it's best you say that your wife is beautiful or you guys look great together.
It’s really no biggie! It’s just a compliment. It’s not disrespectful to me.
RomanceRe: Customer SNAPS At Popeyes Workers For Calling His Wife "Beautiful" (Photos/Video by Oblongata: 6:42pm On Jul 07, 2025
Truth is that this is no big deal…

Here in the UK most of my female acquaintances call me ‘darling’ sweetheart, etc’.

Don’t mean jack sheet.
SportsRe: China Launches First Humanoid Robot Soccer League In Beijing by Oblongata: 9:06pm On Jul 02, 2025
This is heartbreaking! They want to spoil the good football we are accustomed to. It’s a step in a milestone though
CrimeRe: Anambra Police Arrest Man For Masterminding Friend’s Kidnap, Collecting Ransom by Oblongata: 6:25am On Jun 30, 2025
This blocking of a thing dey work sha…

See as everybody couple grin?

Nigerians love to see punishment before they get it right!

Seun u do this one…
RomanceRe: Man To Man, Be Real — What’s The Quickest Way A Guy Can Mess Up His Whole Life? by Oblongata: 12:17am On Jun 30, 2025
Getting someone pregnant as a married man!

Things fall apart pro max!!!

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