Romance › Re: Man To Man, Be Real — What’s The Quickest Way A Guy Can Mess Up His Whole Life? by Oblongata: 12:16am On Jun 30, 2025 |
Getting someone pregnant as a married man!
Things fall apart!!! |
Food › Re: Best Food For A Diabetic Person? by Oblongata: 11:46am On Jun 29, 2025 |
They need to eat smaller portions… like a half of what they would normally eat. They can start from there… |
Celebrities › Re: Bella Shmurda Surprises Fola With Cake, Celebrating 230 Million Streams by Oblongata: 7:08pm On Jun 27, 2025 |
Come!
You mean I will have to type 40 words for this kain news?
To type ‘congratulations’ for Nairaland no Dey again o
Seun gats know that people have life outside Nairaland. |
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Politics › Re: Since 1999, Two Zones Never Produced A President Or Vice President by Oblongata: 8:46am On Jun 24, 2025 |
These zones have refused to be very strategic politically. Zombu zombu cannot win it. Or claiming the position as birthright or we split. You have to come to the table and let’s see what progress you have for the country. |
Travel › Re: FG Has Secured Heathrow Airport Slot For Airpeace - Festus Keyamo by Oblongata: 7:43am On Jun 22, 2025 |
I still prefer Gatwick Jare. Coming in is stress free with very short lines. |
Romance › Re: Caught My Babe Doing Hookup by Oblongata: 6:00am On Jun 19, 2025 |
A hookup girl no go reply you with ‘oh shit’.
She go use laughing emoji and claim she wanted to see your reaction.
Our women are smart.
Fake story. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Witness An Employee Slapped His CEO by Oblongata: 5:57am On Jun 19, 2025 |
CharlotteFlair: I have worked in Uba, starrcoms, Bat, Polo and finally presently OMO (On my own)
Dude puleeeese!
No official environment degenerates so badly. Not even a hotel where the Op worked as a security man.
People would usually move on than resort to violence. Have you worked in a one man company? Ie sole proprietorship? I believe the op because I have had such similar experiences. |
Politics › Re: Insecurity: ‘State Police No Longer Optional,’ Tinubu Seeks Reforms by Oblongata: 7:49am On Jun 17, 2025 |
This is a welcome development!
The state police would understand the terrain of each states better. No be Yobe today, Osogbo tommorow… |
Travel › Re: Oshiomhole Accuses Air Peace Of Charging Passengers For Flights Paid For Online by Oblongata: 6:50am On Jun 16, 2025 |
Everything Adams said reeks of truth. Those people should check themselves…
I hope passengers can come out to verify these claims!!! |
Politics › Re: Roads That Link Ogun And Lagos Are Only Good On The Lagos Sections (Video) by Oblongata: 6:57am On Jun 14, 2025 |
Omo see bad road! Ogun state had always been failing on its road since time immemorial! |
Politics › Re: You Failed In Defending Your Boss As Aide - Wike Answers Abati (Video) by Oblongata: 6:55am On Jun 14, 2025 |
Abati failed woefully as a Presidential spokesperson |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Nothing For Southeast, Can’t Secure 25% Vote - Igbo Elders by Oblongata: 1:29pm On Jun 11, 2025 |
searchlight: And when he wins you become a billionaire Yes! Just like you would have become if your lord and saviour Obi became president… |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Nothing For Southeast, Can’t Secure 25% Vote - Igbo Elders by Oblongata: 7:24am On Jun 11, 2025 |
jmoore: Babablu bulabu.. Democracy returned in 2023 or 1999?
They voted for your Obasanjo in 1999 and 2003.
They voted for Yar Adua in 2007.
They voted for Goodluck Jonathan in 2011 and 2015.
They voted for Atiku in 2019.
Then they decide to vote Obi in 2023 and you are wailing babablu bulabu.
Since 1999, when have you poured majority of your votes for a presidential candidate from SE?
Facts over delusion. No vote BAT Abeg… it means nothing to him anyways. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Nothing For Southeast, Can’t Secure 25% Vote - Igbo Elders by Oblongata: 6:29am On Jun 11, 2025 |
The same people crying that SW voted their kinsman had more than 90% of their votes for their kinsman.
Make dem keep their 25%.
BAT will still win |
Autos › Re: Distress Corolla Without Brain Box Going For 3M.... by Oblongata: 7:59pm On Jun 07, 2025 |
Fix the brain box and sell it at market price 4.5m |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Presidents Don’t Run America — Putin Makes Bold Claim by Oblongata: 5:15pm On Jun 07, 2025 |
He has simply declared his support for Elon Musk… |
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Has Performed Better In The First 2 Years Than Others by Oblongata: 7:28am On Jun 06, 2025 |
In BAT we trust… |
Education › Re: UK Teaching Opportunity: Migrate With Family, Teach & Earn In The UK (PGCE/IQTS) by Oblongata: 8:54pm On Jun 05, 2025 |
£9700 for IQTS which is equivalent to 20m.😁 |
Politics › Re: Defence Chief Proposes Fencing Of Nigerian Borders To Curb Insecurity by Oblongata: 6:16am On Jun 05, 2025 |
This is a wonderful idea! If it checkmates the terrorism from neighbouring countries then why not? |
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Gas Exports Have Surges To A 15-Month High by Oblongata: 6:28am On Jun 04, 2025 |
Slow and steadily, we will get there!!! |
Nairaland General › Re: Name One Mistake You've Made In Life So Someone Else Doesn’t Make It by Oblongata: 10:17am On May 31, 2025 |
When you JAPA, don’t come back to Nigeria because you have made small money or thinking you will do a business or invest etc…
It took me a decade to correct this mistake 😔 |
Politics › Re: South Africa Overtakes Nigeria In Petrol Importation In Africa by Oblongata: 2:14pm On May 30, 2025 |
helinues: You are not in any position to question my opinion.
Respect yourself and allow others to express themselves without questioning them unnecessarily. Baba leave these people… Na because of them Jamb they tighten their exams… |
Crime › Re: Gunmen Demand ₦20 Million For Release Of Abducted Immigration Officer by Oblongata: 9:30am On May 13, 2025 |
The brother gave out too much info…
He should have restrained himself from talking to the press! |
Politics › Re: Arise TV Criticized For Shielding Senator Natasha, Skipping Leaked Audios by Oblongata: 6:41am On May 07, 2025 |
SmartyPants: She accused Arise of being complicit and you expect Arise to give her claims fair coverage?  According to your ‘intelligent’ logic, If you accused the court of being complicit, then you should be jailed… |
Phones › Re: What Is The Best Age For A Girl To Get A Phone? by Oblongata: 9:29pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
Depends on the country.
In UK and USA, for safeguarding concerns, from grade 4(8-9).
From grade 7 (12 yrs) your ward is usually given a laptop to take home. |
Travel › Re: 8 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do In UK As An Immigrant by Oblongata: 9:49pm On Apr 26, 2025 |
Registration for voting would help improve your credit rating!
You are advised to register for voting with your local council as soon as possible.
OP should do findings before posting. |
Politics › Re: Pope Francis: Akpabio delivers Nigeria's Letter Of Condolence (Photo) by Oblongata: 3:31pm On Apr 26, 2025 |
Dem say their saviour was invited to the pope’s burial but the president was ignored 😂😂😂
Same people that believed fake Buhari ruled 😆😆😆 |
Music/Radio › Re: Portable - Purr (Official Video) by Oblongata: 8:18pm On Apr 21, 2025 |
Nigeria loves controversy!
Just keep being in the news for whatsoever, you go shine ni sha…
Odumeje, speed Darlington, Peller, etc
Small doctor sing pass this guy but as he no get ijogbon, he bounce!!! |
Investment › Re: Nigerians Behind CBEX Scam Unveiled by Oblongata: 2:22pm On Apr 21, 2025 |
Authorities should do the necessary… |
Politics › Re: 10-Day Power Outage Cripples Socio-economic Activities In Kano by Oblongata: 5:50pm On Apr 20, 2025 |
Nigeria will rise again!!!
Not overnight though!
I believe in the government of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu!!! |
Politics › Re: I Was Totally Displeased With Enugu Airport Runway Repairs — Keyamo by Oblongata: 5:47pm On Apr 20, 2025 |
Instead of ascertaining if what the minister said is true, people will come here to politicise the matter! |