Politics › Re: Paystack Suspends Co-Founder, Ezra Olubi, Over Sexual Misconduct by Oblongata: 11:28am On Nov 14, 2025 |
This is a big lesson for online trolls (especially Nairaland). All these rubbish you guys post can come back to hunt you down one day… |
Family › Re: What Every Young Needs To Learn From Nwokogate by Oblongata: 3:04am On Nov 14, 2025 |
It is not a political scandal hence, you can’t call it ‘gate’.
Sorry, that won’t fly…
But great advice! I hope people learn from your write up.👍 |
Politics › Re: Yoruba Man’s Story About Igbo Kindness Goes Viral – David Hundeyin Reacts (video by Oblongata: 6:11pm On Nov 13, 2025 |
I am a full YORUBA man and I love Igbos! I have some of them as tight friends and some as relatives! We have existed together as a family for a long time and no politician can change that. What God has brought together, let no man put asunder!!! |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Gabon: Super Eagles’ Last Chance At 2026 WC Via Playoffs by Oblongata: 2:05pm On Nov 13, 2025 |
Baba God!
We know say we no worth am bet please Favor us!
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Travel › Re: UK-Based Nigerian Lady Cries As Husband Removes Her From His Certificate.... by Oblongata: 11:08pm On Nov 09, 2025 |
datola: Is this really real or some content creation. What did she say: "I don't want to go back to Nigeria" It’s content creation. The new UK law, if you divorce your wife/husband, na both of you must go back to your country👍 |
Education › Re: FUOYE Governing Council Announces Professor Joshua Ogunwole As New V.C by Oblongata: 7:22pm On Nov 06, 2025 |
Ex Bowen University VC.
After my VC Prof. Olagbemiro,
Congratulations sir |
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Crime › Re: Thieves Use JCB Crane To Steal ATM Machine In UK (video) by Oblongata: 6:21pm On Oct 29, 2025 |
writetopoker: i can bet you that a nigerian is involved in this. the mind, calculation and work involved is pure nigerian oriented In your mind now, you have made a good statement. Reality is that such statements will tarnish the image of Nigerians in diaspora. Let’s be guided please 🙏🏽 |
Politics › Re: Life Gradually Returns to deserted Igbo Communities Formerly Occupied by Gunmen by Oblongata: 10:17am On Oct 29, 2025 |
malali: The Government has cloned Nnamdi Kanu.
The one in kuje is the Fake one.
People that were in close contact with him said they saw a different person.
The AI generated version of him is allegedly circulated online.
The one in Kuje is Namadin Kano el biafriya. Walahi you no fit make heaven 🤣🤣🤣 |
Education › Re: LASU Epe Hostel Repairs By Students by Oblongata: 8:29pm On Oct 28, 2025 |
I remember these hostels in 2000 when I went there for Pre-degree program. There were no functional toilets. Slept on the football pitch few times only to discover students do shot put at night on the same pitch.
I remember running home to my (now late) parents and got more funds to move ‘uphill’.
Uphill was the name of the location of accommodation given to junior staff, who in turn, rent same out to rich students.
Back then the hostels were near non-existent, and we students lived with snakes and angry monkeys.
Only the engineering block had meaningful accommodation.
Spent few months and was lucky enough to find meaningful admission elsewhere.
I am still shocked that after 25 years, still same story. |
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Family › Re: Help, A Shameless And Promiscuous Woman Is Tearing My Family Apart by Oblongata: 9:38pm On Oct 20, 2025 |
Kobojunkie: This one don delulu finish! 🥱🥱🥱
A woman is morally loose because she is dating your father and has children of her own? Nonsense!
2. Telling @OP to embrace the facts of his reality rather than continue chasing shadows that will lead him nowhere means I am insensitive to his plight? Nonsense! 🥱🥱🥱 You for no answer am joor. According to his write up, It’s obvious his judgement is clouded with sentiments. |
Family › Re: My Brother's Wife Has Refused To Mourn Him Because He Died With His Sidechick by Oblongata: 10:45pm On Oct 17, 2025 |
I don’t believe this story.
So as she no mourn, how e take affect you? |
Politics › Re: Defections: Peter Obi Is The Only Hope Of Opposition Against Tinubu In 2027. by Oblongata: 10:30pm On Oct 17, 2025 |
ajailer: Another tales by moonlight o
Obviously, there is no reasoning in this write up, else why are you saying Obi should be given ADC ticket when we all know that it's Atiku's hope to the presidency. Let Obi show his strength by slugging it out with other contestants in the primaries, this pattern of handing him a party's ticket without contesting for it is undemocratic. APGA, LP gave him their ticket on a platter and he expects ADC to do likewise, what a tall dream.
I would have gone further to explain why even if he is ADC's ticket bearer, he still won't win but your write up is standing on a faulty expectation, so it's useless doing that. You summed it all up! At best the write up is from beer parlour and a sheer waste of reading. Op lacks analytical knowledge hence reason he ‘resorted’ to go straight to the point. |
Politics › Re: Defections: Peter Obi Is The Only Hope Of Opposition Against Tinubu In 2027. by Oblongata: 10:25pm On Oct 17, 2025 |
Abeg wetin be the meaning of ‘Hope’ again?🤷🏽♂️ |
Family › Re: Woman Gets Blocked By A Friend For Not Showing Concern About Her Pregnancy Issue by Oblongata: 1:53pm On Oct 17, 2025*. Modified: 2:10pm On Oct 17, 2025 |
You are not at fault my dear! Give her some space to let the heat out!
I remember about 12 years ago, I saw a friend who had a bulgy belly and she told me she was 4 months pregnant. I saw her at a mutual friend’s wedding about 2 months later with a flat tummy. Her reaction and quick glances suggested to me she lost the pregnancy. I didn’t want to take her down the memory of the possibly horrible experience so I decided to play along and smiled and joked with her. I told her she looked fabulous. I planned to ask her via the telephone later. Later in the night, she sent a text to me telling I was a horrible human and I didn’t ask about her pregnancy and she would go ahead and block me. As a mental health nurse, I understood she was going through PTSD. I just feigned ignorance. I needed to protect my mental health as well. The lady is back in Nigeria with a new marriage and 2 kids and probably still thinks I am a bad friend.
There are some situations you can’t help but have to force yourself to forget in order to protect your mental health. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is My Lifelong Role Model, He Is The Number One - Mbappe by Oblongata: 4:46pm On Oct 12, 2025 |
Kilomode mo?🤷🏽♂️ |
Politics › Re: Customs Recruitment: Tinubu now the Emeritus Professor Of Nepotism - Mahdi Shehu by Oblongata: 4:35pm On Oct 12, 2025 |
Orlandoo: Only Obasanjo and Jonathan were detribalized Nigerians that has ruled this country. Jonathan did the same thing with customs recruitment during his time. When talking about Nepotism, Jonathan started it. |
Properties › Re: Pictures Of Kolapo Isola Estate, Best Estate In Ibadan by Oblongata: 10:28pm On Oct 05, 2025 |
bazoodo: lies. Last I checked just about 50m.make una stop the lies. Do you have an idea what 400m is? Where did you check? He is actually saying the truth!
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Politics › Re: Nigeria Can Treat Critical Illnesses Like Cancer And Others - Tinubu by Oblongata: 9:11am On Oct 02, 2025 |
I am very sure he knows what he is saying. But instead of my people to start digesting this information and see how everyone can benefit if true, they will come here to destroy his character. Lazy yoots! |
Health › Re: Lagos Names Mandy Kiss Anti-Drug Abuse Ambassador by Oblongata: 8:53pm On Sep 30, 2025 |
SAMBARRY: please let's stop encouraging the dregs and bottom barell people in the society. It's the ones with the most disgusting lifestyle, moral depravity and ethos una dey lime to use as ambassador. Why do our society lime encouraging badly behaved people. There are those who got the highest and best graduating students, una no see those ones use as ambassador, you no see teachers,pilots, medical experts that did a successful operation do ambassador na always the dirty ones with obvious moral,character and personality disorder with a touch of empty iq. God abeg who do Nigerians like this who do you think most flotsam’s and jetsams of society look up to? The Adenugas? Dangotes? Nope! Many of them relate to peops like the mandys, naira marleys, etc. with like backgrounds. If you looked deeply, you would discover it’s not a bad idea. |
Health › Re: Lagos Names Mandy Kiss Anti-Drug Abuse Ambassador by Oblongata: 6:18pm On Sep 30, 2025 |
This is really commendable! Her ‘lazy yoots’ fans might be swayed into sense by this gesture!
Kundus!!! |
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Politics › Re: Tinubu Putting Nigeria’s Tomorrow Above Political Convenience – Shuaibu Ishaq by Oblongata: 7:42am On Sep 29, 2025 |
PBAT had started with bold steps on get go! Ordinarily, one would have thought he would have waited until second term because of fear on not being voted in after first term but dude wants the right thing done by all means. His reforms are shaping the future of the country positively. In PBAT we stand!!! |
Sports › Re: Can You Create The Greatest Ever Football Squad? by Oblongata: 12:44am On Sep 28, 2025 |
naptu2: Fifth Attempt
I promise, this is absolutely the last one. I did this one because of the strikers. I can't create greatest teams and leave out Rossi and Kempes.
9) Paolo Rossi 8 ) Mario Kempes 10) Svonimir Boban 7) Jean-Pierre Papin 11) Dejan Savicevic 6) Andrea Pirlo 4) Fernando Hierro 5) Daniel Passarella 3) Javier Zanetti 2) Marcel Desailly 1) Sepp Maier
Coach: Mario Zagallo Gabriel Batistuta should make this list 👍 |
Business › Re: Dangote: I Could Have Bought Mobil, AP, Oando, But Chose Not To by Oblongata: 2:17pm On Sep 18, 2025 |
If you can read between the lines, you would know he is referring to the marketers who are trying to ‘twist his wrists’.
Go on Baba! |
Politics › Re: On The Origin Of Evil by Oblongata: 7:04am On Sep 18, 2025*. Modified: 9:10am On Sep 18, 2025 |
If you make the place attractive enough, people would patronise! There are other resorts that enjoys patronages. Ogere resort on Lagos - Ibadan express road enjoys patronage from people near and far and that has nothing to do with the president (I doubt even if the President knows it exist). It is simply because they have persistently make the place attractive and alive to weather the storms! In the least blame the new state government, and not Tinubu. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Issues An Ultimatum For NATO Countries On Russian Sanctions by Oblongata: 7:48am On Sep 15, 2025 |
Well! Hopefully, if these sanctions make headway, Nigeria could benefit from oil sales… |
Politics › Re: Sir Louis Odumegwu Ojukwu Was The Richest Man In Nigeria. by Oblongata: 5:44pm On Sep 08, 2025 |
DomPerignon: Where is the legacy of his purported wealth today?
Dantata that you have overthrown and replaced with your Ojukwu, has a family dynasty today that has produced Africa's and world's riches Blackman.
Even Ibru family with the Ibru Group is worth billions today.
Show us Ojukwu's father's wealth today.
As dem dey talk : you can't hide money.
How did his wealth vanish with him after his death? Rats ate it. 😁 |
Gaming › Re: This Video Game Made Life Fun For 80s And 90s Kids (Throwback Photos) by Oblongata: 6:27pm On Sep 05, 2025 |
Rapmoney: When OGs dey talk, make una dey listen. Terminator Game Console was released in February 1992. I might be wrong no mean say I no be OG. Shey u know my age ni? |
Gaming › Re: This Video Game Made Life Fun For 80s And 90s Kids (Throwback Photos) by Oblongata: 11:42am On Sep 05, 2025 |
ceejay80s: Family com was first TV video game that arrived Nigeria back then, There was no AV cable then, just TV out to tv in cable , then search on tv tuner, There used to be a game house at ojuelegba in the 90s called UNDER GROUND, where we played arcade games street fighter mortal combat and the car race, back then game dey sweet to play while standing, Police no let us rest there then We also had Zoeys arcade centre at Allen avenue close to Chicken George. In1996 I don’t think there was terminator console. We had nes, snes and famicom and sega. Terminator console was a copy of sega and famicom games and it came out in 98 (ps1 era). |
Business › Re: Jagaban Scent Makes Headlines In Global Market (Video) by Oblongata: 9:10am On Sep 05, 2025 |
Best of luck puffy…
May your dreams come true in the presence of your traducers!
May Olodumare uplift you…
May those who sought to destroy you be destroyed! |