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PoliticsRe: Police, Lawyer React To Alabi Quadri's Release by Oblongata: 5:39pm On Apr 20, 2025
NPF has since lost its credibility! But if you know them well enough, you would know the boy was truly guilty!

I mean wetin dem wan gain from arresting the boy if he were not truly guilty?

We don’t need to politicise everything!!!
PoliticsRe: Refund ₦300 Million Rivers Money Now, Adegboruwa Tells NBA by Oblongata: 7:30am On Apr 16, 2025
Return Rivers money, shikena…
Foreign AffairsRe: Macron Says France Could Recognise Palestinian State In June by Oblongata: 2:30pm On Apr 15, 2025
Many Countries will follow suit!
HealthRe: I Can't Sleep. How Do I Get Rid Of Whitlow On My Finger? by Oblongata: 11:18pm On Apr 14, 2025
When I had it then as a kid, my late mum dipped the affected thumb in petrol for some minutes (several times a day) and I felt better. She also used Shea butter (Ori in Yoruba). You could also try expansion and contraction (vasoconstriction and vasodilation technique, whereby you dip the finger in ice for sometime and immediately dip it in hot water). Ampiclox and strong pain reliever should also help for the night. Please all these are unorthodox and were ideas I heard when growing up. I am not a doctor and you would need to see one as soon as possible. I hope this helps. 🙏🏽
TravelRe: US To Deny Visas, Green Cards Over Social Media Posts by Oblongata: 6:41am On Apr 10, 2025
It was always like that; just coded…
PoliticsRe: Igbonekwu Odigboegwu: If Only Peter Obi Had The Wisdom Of Tinubu (2015) by Oblongata: 7:31am On Apr 09, 2025
NoIgboSoundTueh:
To be honest and fair to Peter Obi, he did everything he could in 2023. He visited mosques, attended churches, tried to appeal to every part of Nigeria. But the truth is
he’s an Igbo man, and that alone made many Nigerians not trust him.

There’s a deep believe that an Igbo man in power will be dangerous to Muslims and non-Igbos. many Nigerians genuinely believe an Igbo president would be vengeful. Look at how some Igbos online openly cheer the killing of babies in Palestine that alone prove the deep hatred non Igbo have for Igbo is justified.

Even if Peter Obi is intelligent( we all know he’s not)and has the answers to Nigeria’s problems, it doesn’t matter. Nigerians won’t support him. He came from the wrong tribe

Our only hope now is that the kind of leader who can save Nigeria comes from the North, South-West, or South-South someone the majority can trust, not fear.
Honestly you have summed it up! Many see beyond the toothy grins, flying cheques here and there, as well as ‘sheep morphing’ from a wolf. The online bashing by his fans is not helping to allay the fears. Rather it has showcased a missed bullet!!!
PoliticsRe: Court bars Natasha, others from press interviews in "sexual harassment" suit by Oblongata: 1:31pm On Apr 04, 2025
advocatejare:
Media trial which is an irrational form of trial

If she has her evidence, let her present it in court and not going about different media houses to make accusations
Thank you my brother! Ada fun e 🙏🏽
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo’s $700m Cameroon Investment Sparks Concerns Over Nigeria’s Business Cli by Oblongata: 9:10am On Apr 04, 2025
You tap from local pool, and eject it into another economy thereby creating a huge chunk of already many leakages to the detriment of the economy that favoured you? And you are supposed to be a hero?
PoliticsRe: Rumours Of My Collapse Are Diversionary, Baseless - Wike by Oblongata: 6:45am On Apr 04, 2025
This is bad news for some people 😁
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Still Struggling With 2023 Defeat – Bwala by Oblongata: 4:11pm On Apr 03, 2025
Leonardo4:
Lol. Stories. You just whining urself. Anyways peace.
I didn’t choose ‘oblongata’ as my moniker for nothing. Bye.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Still Struggling With 2023 Defeat – Bwala by Oblongata: 1:28pm On Apr 03, 2025
Leonardo4:
You see what am saying?, You still didn't get the message
In your ‘wiseness’, you seem to think I misconstrued Oblongata for intelligence. I will help you out just this time. Read up about oblongata, and compare the tremors caused by its deficiency with what you and your likes have when you hear about BAT…


Do you get it now Mr intelligent?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Still Struggling With 2023 Defeat – Bwala by Oblongata: 6:50am On Apr 03, 2025
Leonardo4:
Lol no wonder you poor out trash, so Oblongata is now the seat of intelligence in the brain.
And who spoke about intelligence?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Still Struggling With 2023 Defeat – Bwala by Oblongata:
Not only him… his followers too!!!

Any small Tinubu news like this, you go hear ‘drug baron, vote snatcher, etc.
And their fellow empty heads go dey like the mumoo posts…
I have come to conclude that there are only very few people with my moniker on nairaland…
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Would Have Stepped Down If Natasha Had Presented Any Evidence - Ubani by Oblongata: 1:12pm On Mar 31, 2025
I am not in support of any politician but, how can we act on just mere say without evidence? Even a primary school boy in Nigeria today knows any accusation must come with evidence…

In the United States, Monica Lewinsky had to produce evidence against Clinton before the case was upheld.

Natasha goofed. Madam no evidence.
PoliticsRe: Osun Governor, Ademola Adeleke Looking Super Fit In Amotekun Uniform ( Pic) by Oblongata: 2:03pm On Mar 28, 2025
Abeg make Una no vex o, what’s the meaning of ‘super fit’ again 🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: I Told Him To "Shut Up", That Led To His Outrage - Ezekwesili (Video) by Oblongata: 7:26am On Mar 26, 2025
You mean telling a sitting senator to shut up is not insulting to his personality and he shouldn’t have flamed up?
BusinessRe: Naira Rises To ₦‎1,490/$ In Parallel Market by Oblongata: 7:15am On Feb 27, 2025
Things are looking good! The country is repositioning for greatness!! Nigeria shall rise again and favour us all!!!
RomanceRe: A Woman That Love You Will Cheat On You In Marriage. by Oblongata: 8:55am On Feb 26, 2025
Dumbest thing I have read in a while…

Nairaland has lost sensible people!

Meanwhile op u lack my moniker!!!
RomanceRe: Is She The Most Beautiful High Ranking Police Officer In Nigeria? by Oblongata: 12:49am On Feb 21, 2025
Deputy superintendent na high ranking now bah? Kontinu…
CelebritiesRe: "I’m Not A Thief, I Do Music" – Portable Cries Out After Being Declared Wanted by Oblongata: 5:09pm On Feb 18, 2025
tito44:
Yoruba and cowardice. Street thug fearing police like kilode..
Have you seen Nigeria Jail before? Even devil go fear!
RomanceRe: Do You Remember The First Valentine Gift You Gave Or Received? by Oblongata: 12:17pm On Feb 14, 2025
It was just like yesterday! 99’. I had just completed my WAEC and my big sis in the University came home and all excited about Val because her boyfriend was taking her out! We had a chit chat that led to ‘who is your val sef?’. I told her I had no val and she encouraged me to dress up, and she took me to tantaliser at Allen junction. She would later introduce me to ‘Whisper 2 u’ and I would later become very sociable amongst ladies…
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Refinery At 60% Mechanical Completion, says NNPCL by Oblongata: 9:49am On Feb 12, 2025
Take it or leave it; PBAT is working…
EducationRe: FG Scraps JSS, SSS, Introduces 12-year Basic Education Model by Oblongata: 11:21pm On Feb 06, 2025
SmartyPants:
This is actually an adaptation of the American system. Nothing wrong with it.
Also in the UK!
Nairaland GeneralRe: We Stand As One! by Oblongata(op):
Hope88:
I really appreciate

I slept off
sent! Delete the messages and your account number. Thanks.
Nairaland GeneralRe: We Stand As One! by Oblongata(op):
[quote author=Hope88 post=133979519]Oblongata
PoliticsRe: FG Unveils $23 Billion Plan To Fix Nigeria’s Power Crisis by Oblongata: 4:26pm On Jan 30, 2025
If BAT can achieve this ehn, it would boost the image of his government.
CareerRe: Hardworking Disabled Man Spotted With Mobile Shop, Inspires Netizens (Photos) by Oblongata: 9:17am On Jan 29, 2025
May God bless our hustle especially this year! Amen!!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Affirms Nigeria’s Commitment To Improved Electricity by Oblongata: 7:18am On Jan 29, 2025
Baba just do this one…
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Inspects New Ojo General Hospital (Pictures) by Oblongata: 7:16am On Jan 29, 2025
Truly this man is working! Eko onibaje!!!
CelebritiesRe: Yhemolee Gifts Wife Thayour A Mercedes Benz As A Push Gift by Oblongata: 10:51pm On Jan 27, 2025
grin grin grin
Goodlady:
Daf t man. See his destiny like used menses pad.
CelebritiesRe: Yhemolee Gifts Wife Thayour A Mercedes Benz As A Push Gift by Oblongata: 9:55pm On Jan 27, 2025
Goodlady:
Copying Cubana CP
As Cubana done buy now, make nobody buy gift for their wives again bah?

Bah sense cool
Foreign AffairsRe: If You're Born In America You're American - Nancy Pelosi by Oblongata: 11:09am On Jan 25, 2025
Natbrowny:
A white man was born in Nigeria, would we consider him Nigerian? That's what someone who has Australian Parents but was born in Nigeria posted on Quora.

Hugo Wallace Weaving AO is a British-Australian actor. He was born in Nigeria, do we consider him Nigerian.

Can he hold public office here in Nigeria if he proves that by birth he is Nigerian.

America dey try sef, dey allow immigrants who was born on their land to hold public office. Naija no go gree
Different narrative.

Nancy Pelosi, Trump, Obama, Kamala, etc all benefited from citizenship by birth.


USA is different from Nigeria

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