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PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage Of Top Oil Producing African Countries In Naira by Oblongata: 7:19pm On Jun 03, 2024
Validated:
Who cares? You are the giant of Africa.
According to APC, Lagos is the 6th largest economy in Africa. Lagos oooo!

Abeg, Tinubu need to sweat! grin grin grin
Next week, Army go join the strike, so that ISWAP can have field day
Hope you and your family dey abroad?
PoliticsRe: Allen Onyema Is Richer Than Adenuga by Oblongata: 7:00pm On Jun 03, 2024
Yujin:
The OP is a hate-filled Yoruba man who acts typical of his kind. Everyday, all his thoughts is centred on an imaginary Igbo/Yoruba competition. Through his writings, it is clear he's poorly educated which is why he came up with this thread. Pay no heed to him.
Allen Onyema is a businessman focussed on his business and isn't interested in being compared to Adenuga.
All of una wey carry yoruba matter for head like pure water! May God judge you.
PoliticsRe: Allen Onyema Is Richer Than Adenuga by Oblongata: 6:29pm On Jun 03, 2024
Khyrvxjzy:
i went to air peace site and i saw the number of aeroplane, Allen is around 150 billion dollars
Never knew Allen was 12 times richer than Dangote!

Wetin all these mtn 100mb dey cause sef!

Instead of make you face WAEC, you dey find wetin dem no ask you.
CrimeRe: Chikwe Udensi Urges South East Governors To Emulate West Counterparts by Oblongata: 2:23pm On Jun 03, 2024
People will attack this man for ethnic reasons...
FoodRe: I Found Bugs Inside Golden Morn - Michael Taiwo by Oblongata: 2:39pm On Jun 02, 2024
You get mind dey buy Golden morn for this economy wey ordinary bread na 1200? EFCC suppose arrest this guy grin
PoliticsRe: 24 Hours To Strike: Labour Talks Tough, FG Begs by Oblongata: 7:04am On Jun 02, 2024
Walai all these things na plan... grin
SportsRe: Which Of These Coaches Had The Greatest Legacy? by Oblongata: 6:43am On Jun 02, 2024
Omo na still fergie o. The dicipline lasan...
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Were in this Dramatic Relationship? by Oblongata: 1:18pm On May 27, 2024
Many Nigerian girls are like this.

Dem go say na love angry
EducationRe: Ajayi Crowther Hostel Porter Suspended Over Death Of University Student by Oblongata: 11:39pm On May 26, 2024
airsaylongcome:
"passed through in the hands of people like the deceased"? You have incontrovertible, irrefutable evidence that the deceased stole a phone?
That guy is a big foool. He lacks cognitive reasoning and should not be reasoned with. Na all these raz boiz!
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Appointed As King’s Trust International Ambassador, Hosted By Charles by Oblongata: 2:31pm On May 24, 2024
I can't cuppy angry
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Undergoes Hair Transplant Surgery To Look Good For Fans by Oblongata: 7:49am On May 17, 2024
OboOlora:
They should use the opportunity to open the head and add some brain, he will need that more than the artificial hair.
Even if na fish brain lol
Even if na indo-mie grin
CelebritiesRe: Shallipopi Calls Burnaboy As Burnaboy Speak About Wizkid & Davido's Beef (Video) by Oblongata: 1:57pm On May 13, 2024
Abeg who be shallipoppi sef?
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Singer, Sky B's Grace To Grass Story (Video) by Oblongata: 10:01am On May 12, 2024
Life happens!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Wife Has Refused To Leave My Parent's House. by Oblongata: 11:04am On May 10, 2024
Have a man to man talk with your father. Fathers understand these things even more than mothers.
CrimeRe: Christopher Gilbert Pushed Into A Lake By His Friends Makes Remarkable Recovery by Oblongata: 6:33am On May 08, 2024
I am so happy for this dude +
PoliticsRe: Alhaji Mukaila Lamidi (Auxiliary) Arrested By DSS In Ibadan by Oblongata: 6:28am On May 08, 2024
S9meone that would be released again before elections undecided
EducationRe: Rose-Margaret Ekeng-Itua: World’s First Black Female Ph.d Holder In Cybernetics by Oblongata: 6:33pm On May 06, 2024
Hope dey sha watch terminator?
CrimeRe: Crime Suspect In My Area ,will Police Pick My Call If I Hide My Number , by Oblongata:
Create a pseudonym Twitter account and provide the information to their handle.
EducationRe: UTME: 1.4 Million out of 1.8 Million Scored Less Than 200 by Oblongata: 10:14pm On Apr 29, 2024
Many of them dey nairaland. No sense, no thinking faculty, nothing! Just to dey press 'like' and to dey insult their elders!
PoliticsRe: Ortom To Yahaya Bello: Go There And Respond, Don’t Disgrace Former Governors by Oblongata:
If you have something to hide, you will run even when nobody is chasing you...

Ask Wunmi (Mohbad's wife). That one is dragging matter because of how many minutes DNA test?
CrimeRe: My Experience With A Scammer And What Helped Me Out by Oblongata: 10:19pm On Apr 28, 2024
Thank your stars my brother.
Christianity EtcRe: A Response To Pregnant Dolls And Pregnant Men In Kids Clothes by Oblongata: 11:37am On Apr 28, 2024
nairalanda1:
I am a christian, and yes, we are concerned about what our children watch.

But often times, in giving warnings to our children, we tend to use the sensationalism of the web to promote our message.

As an example, this thread...https://www.nairaland.com/8068185/pregnant-man-kids-tv-dolls

It made two assertions

1.That there is a pregnant male doll being marketed to our children

2.That there was a pregnant man on a Nickelodeon show.

I'll take both allegations in their turn.

(DIsclaimer: This does not constitute an endorsement of smut or dirt on kids tv. Parents have to be vigilant and discerning. Our advesary is alive and well).

1.Pregnant male doll being marketed to kids.

Has been proven to be fake. VIde Reuters..

[url]A spokesperson for Mattel told Reuters that “a pregnant male doll is not a Mattel product.”
A reverse image search reveals that the image circulating online originated on a satirical website, Babylon Bee. On May 10, 2022, Babylon Bee released an article with a headline that reads: “Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll[/url]

The report is archived here

2. As for the second assertation...yes there was a pregnant man on the Nick show 'Henry Danger'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY2wzcRPI94

It's from season 5 and it is titled Captain Mom. Apparently he became pregnant from eating an alien egg...which last I checked is not part of how trans women get pregnant...really. It's a common sci-fi trope where a human interacts with an alien culture and something goes wrong...somewhere. (and it s quite old as the hills..see a character on star trek enterprise getting pregnant and that was 20 years ago, and he got pregnant by holding the alien's hands...yes, it is that riddiculous..but bear with me). It is viewed as kind of abnromal. throughout the episode.

And anyway, Nickelodeon has had a lot of issues with its programming, so either way parents have to be careful (see the recent documentary Quiet on the set for more details...airs on ID if you have dstv.).


SO in conclusion

1.Allegation one was false

2.Allegation two is a common sci fi trope...an old one even. Nothing to see there...and the character still identifies as a straight male.

My little commentary does not mean we should not be watchful though.
I am sorry, I don't know how to give you a million likes... sad
EducationRe: What My Wife Does. by Oblongata: 10:53am On Apr 25, 2024
Kontinu...

U are doing well...

Don't worry, na wan small family party una go get, her younger ones and her cousins go begin dey send you message to go find opener, etc, na that time your sense go open...
Dem dey call you small boy, u dey laff. Od.e
SportsRe: Pictures Of Asisat Oshoala With The Antetokoumpo Brothers by Oblongata: 7:21am On Apr 25, 2024
Omoluabis
EducationRe: Zookeeper Devoured While Trying To Rescue Woman From Lion – NASU Chairman by Oblongata: 7:11am On Apr 23, 2024
DrDeuce:
Good morning sir God bless you for helping that guy with his tfare here on the family section https://www.nairaland.com/8068681/anyone-token-complete-tfare#129561960
but please can you help me too sir I have no hope of feeding today. Please help me with anything sir may God replenish you.
Sssh.

It is well with you.
FamilyRe: Can Anyone Help With A Token To Complete My Tfare by Oblongata: 8:36pm On Apr 21, 2024
Grootiam:
Good evening.

Please I'm asking for assistance if anyone can help me with #1500 to complete my transport money please.

UBA

215330531 3

I pray God bless the giver in many ways.
It is well with you! Sent a small token.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is IMPROVING Under The Tinubu Administration by Oblongata: 5:09pm On Apr 15, 2024
jazzman7711:
Where does one start?

In every sector I am seeing improvement.

7 more years of this, and we could be the JAPAN of Africa.

But here’s the joker. The icing on the cake that will jell all these improvements into one unstoppable snowball of progress and advancement, and that is the POWER SECTOR.

I am 1,000% certain that Tinubu will be the president to finally solve the power issue in Nigeria.

And when that happens, all I can say is, “the rest of the world, watch out for this powerhouse of an African giant. THE NEXT JAPAN, and the first genuine BLACK SUPERPOWER of the modern era.”
I strongly believe that Nigeria will be great again under the Tinubu's administration. We only need to unite and forget our differences, let's all lift Nigeria up the little way we can!!!
PoliticsRe: Only The Blind Will Say Tinubu Has Failed – Matawalle by Oblongata: 2:58pm On Apr 13, 2024
dododawa1:
Mostly


OBIDENTs
only obidients
PoliticsRe: Only The Blind Will Say Tinubu Has Failed – Matawalle by Oblongata: 2:57pm On Apr 13, 2024
Oya hateful people, come and masturbate...

Una food don done!
PropertiesRe: Luxury Apartment In Banana Island Ikoyi For Sale by Oblongata: 12:18am On Apr 11, 2024
I watched the video all through and I did not see any price angry
FamilyRe: How Do I Correct My Wife? by Oblongata: 10:32pm On Apr 10, 2024
safarifarms:
Maybe you can just start a new habit of taking her along with you to bath together when you are preparing for work.
Baby loading... grin

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