Pets › Re: What Breed Is This by Oblongata: 1:44pm On Oct 29 |
The breed is ‘I pass Ekuke small’ breed 🤣🤣🤣 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 Has Been Voted As The Best Ballon D'or Of All Time by Oblongata: 1:38pm On Oct 29 |
This ororo guy no good reach Messi! He sha like back door things. Penaldo oshi… shoot! |
Education › Re: Kenyan Mother Detained After Refusing To Let Child Sit Exam Over Number 666 by Oblongata: 9:15pm On Oct 28 |
Truth be told, I wouldn’t be happy if my child were given that candidate number! I wouldn’t protest though.
E get as e be na?
Out of all the numbers wey dey?
My mama go dey slap me comot for the exam hall…🤣🤣🤣 |
Nairaland General › Re: Which Generation Are You? (Photos) by Oblongata: 8:30pm On Oct 19 |
See wetin dem write for millennials? Chai!!!
I no know why dem hate millennials sha… and na we make sense pass!
Best music Artists Best footballers Best Actors
Etc…
Millennials rocks 🫡 |
Educational Services › Re: Behold The Montogomery Polytechnic Ikere-Ekiti by Oblongata: 12:38pm On Oct 13 |
The library is laughable 😂
The IT get as he be 😔 |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Abandons Room, Returns To Find Rat Had Stolen His Money And Clothes(Photos/V by Oblongata: 10:45am On Sep 30 |
If you check am well na Ikorodu Rat be dat…
Dem sabi thief money and flex for this life 😄
If na Oshodi Rat na your certificate dem go reason 🤣🤣🤣 |
Politics › Re: Ilegal Miners' Death In Niger: NSCDC Commandant, Suberu Siyaka Aniviye Suspended by Oblongata: 1:22pm On Sep 18 |
HenryWilliams: So the gases from the mines followed them inside NCSDC jail and killed them all and not a single Civil Defense personnel and others were killed alongside? My bad! Didn’t read through 🙏🏽 |
Politics › Re: Ilegal Miners' Death In Niger: NSCDC Commandant, Suberu Siyaka Aniviye Suspended by Oblongata: 10:22am On Sep 18 |
Illegal mining has its consequences. Hitting deep where raw minerals in their gaseous form could be the culprit. Investigation and due diligence is needed. |
Politics › Re: Ilegal Miners' Death In Niger: NSCDC Commandant, Suberu Siyaka Aniviye Suspended by Oblongata: 10:21am On Sep 18*. Modified: 3:53pm On Sep 18 |
Illegal mining has its consequences. Hitting deep where raw minerals in their gaseous form could be the culprit.
Update!
Apologies!
Apparently, I rushed to comment without reading thoroughly.
It should be thoroughly investigated. |
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Family › Re: Heartbreaking Stories Of Bullying From Albinos On The Honest Bunch by Oblongata: 1:41pm On Sep 07 |
I have an albino friend that has built in a defensive mechanism, that he attacks/bullies you before being bullied. |
Health › Re: Ozempic: The Wonder Type-2 Diabetes Weight-loosing Drug And Its Side Effects by Oblongata: 9:43pm On Sep 01 |
Ozempic na old school na!
Mounjaro or wegovy is much efficient than Ozempic
Especially Mounjaro!
I am a living witness! |
Politics › Re: APM to US: Assist Nigerians by releasing FBI Report on Tinubu's alleged drug cas by Oblongata: 8:10pm On Aug 30 |
Always Pouring water in the basket…
Even if you no like am, you must like his force.
Abegi In Jagaban I stand gidigba!!! |
Business › Re: Moody's Revises Nigeria's Outlook To 'positive' - Reuters by Oblongata: 6:49pm On Aug 29 |
I think by now, we should be discussing the capable hands that will take over from BAT in 2031…
In PBAT I stand gidigba!!! |
Business › Re: Lady Working At Loan Firm Shows How They Beg Defaulters To Pay Their Loans (pix) by Oblongata: 2:55pm On Aug 26 |
If you get girlfriend wey dey do this work, no marry am o! She go sabi hustle you die 😁😁😁 |
Celebrities › Re: Did Chidimma Adetshina Perform Her Duties As Miss Universe Nigeria? by Oblongata: 2:01pm On Aug 23 |
This SA barber again? Always obsessed with Nigeria!
Please go and masturbate on your Afrophobia rants!
Leave us Nigerians in peace. |
Politics › Re: Mascot Praises Tinubu As FG Begins Budget Implementation After His NASS Outburst by Oblongata: 11:14am On Aug 21 |
God bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu! God bless Nigeria my country!!! |
Family › Re: Family Came For Property 2 Days After My Husband Died - Widow by Oblongata: 9:27pm On Aug 20 |
Go to court! The properties belong to the children. Court does not discriminate gender!!! |
Sports › Re: Nigeria tops Africa at 2026 Commonwealth Fencing Championship in Lagos by Oblongata: 7:10am On Aug 19 |
Yinka you do this one 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Congratulations to team Nigeria!!! |
Properties › Re: FG Unveils Loan For Nigerians To Build Or Buy Houses — How To Apply by Oblongata: 10:26am On Aug 18 |
This is a great initiative!
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Sports › Re: George Ilenikhena Chooses Nigeria After Talks With Eric Chelle by Oblongata: 6:45am On Aug 16 |
Abeg wetin be the meaning of ‘19 year old’ again?🤷🏽♂️ |
Car Talk › Re: 8 Red Flags That Mean You Should Never Buy That Used Car by Oblongata: 6:01pm On Aug 10 |
advanceDNA: Run because of AC ??…. just factor the cost of buying new compressor …. AC is a small issue if engine and transmission are okay When the seller is dishonest about a particular feature, be rest assured there are more faults! |
Car Talk › Re: 8 Red Flags That Mean You Should Never Buy That Used Car by Oblongata: 12:48pm On Aug 10 |
When you hear ‘The ac just need gas’, run o! |
Politics › Re: Fuel Is Way More Expensive In Nigeria Than Europe” – Tourist by Oblongata: 11:41am On Aug 07 |
givedemwotowoto: Tinubu failed as President from Day 1 in office.
Before removing subsidy, a true leader would’ve called a meeting of all governors and made a deal with them: so so so percentage of the revenue must be dedicated to so so so intervention scheme in every state.
Then he would’ve used the house of assembly to make some things law.
This takes only 6 months of intensive meetings and lobbying, if you’re truly working for the people and not your cronies. And all the oil cabals would fold their hands and watch Abi? You try… |
Business › Re: Naira Is Now Stable And We Have The Best Performing Stock Market - Isaac Fayose by Oblongata: 6:18am On Aug 05 |
franchasng: Why won't he say that after Tinubu appointed him as Rural Electrification Agency DG, at least he can now have the opportunity to sell Nigerian rural community donated government transformers from the back to revive his dead pocket ever since he left office as Ekiti State Governor, so its expected 
But then Fayose must pray he doesnt mistakenly sell the community transformer giving light to a shrine in Etche Rivers or those in Taraba, na that time him go know say Tinubu no like am, he just wanted to set him up cos money won't even save him  Tinubu appointed his Elder Brother. Stop misleading the public with your ignorance… |
Travel › Re: Japa Or Stay: Who Should Really Leave Nigeria? by Oblongata: 11:29am On Aug 04 |
If you have the means, you should japa!
Forget all you read online!
A word is enough for the wise!!! |
Sports › Re: 2026 CAF Awards: CAF Officials Visit Lagos On Inspection Visit by Oblongata: 11:23am On Aug 04 |
skino927: Nice facilities. Nigeria is only good for awards, not hosting of tournaments because our leaders have chosen insecurity as a conduit for siphoning public funds. Naija we hail thee. All these kind of comments is what the xenophobes here will use against us. Which country no get security challenges? What is your gain to make 2 minutes comment of such magnitude and soil your country and destroy the prospect of job creation for millions? Naija I hail thee true true!!! |
Romance › Re: How Long Did You Date Your Spouse Before Getting Married by Oblongata: 9:39pm On Aug 03 |
I dated my wife after service in 2007, she was in final year… her shakara was too much. Just to visit me then na war. So after about 6 months, I got fed up and we drifted apart. I met her in Frankfurt, Germany in 2011, I had a connecting flight to Nigeria and she was coming in for a conference and we sort of connected! Chatted for hours and it was really great! Met in Nigeria later that year and we suddenly connected again! The feeling was real and I couldn’t seem to make any decision without her! I was in a relationship with a very fake girl (lied about everything from her parents to her job, etc) and I realised the girl I was dating was nothing compared to my wife! We got married in 2012 and we have been happy together since then! |
Sports › Re: Infantino’s Exit Isn’t Enough, FIFA Must Fundamentally Change - Miguel Delaney by Oblongata: 5:37am On Aug 03*. Modified: 6:52am On Aug 16 |
Sepp Blatter had loads of corruption allegations but he was in absolute control!
Infantino is not in control and has shown weaknesses coupled with corruption allegations! |
Politics › Re: Pic Of Sch Mate Of Late Ghanaian Pres Atta Mills. Where Is Tinubu Own? by Oblongata: 8:21am On Aug 02 |
This matter again? Una no dey learn? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africans React To Tyla Cancelling Nigeria Tour - PICTURES by Oblongata: 8:19am On Aug 02 |
Naija free these afrophrobes! We don’t need to give them attention anymore. Body will tell them. All they are bragging about will soon come crashing down. I don’t understand if they want us to justify their jungle mentality. Make we no dey reply them. We move… |
Travel › Re: Visiting UK For The 1st Time - Please Advise by Oblongata: 7:30pm On Jul 27 |
franchasng: Op please avoid AirMaroc, you won't like the experience, not for a first timer like you.
Qatar Airways is very okay.
Instead of AirMaroc go for Air Peace Royal Air Maroc is pretty messed up and they really don’t appear to like Nigerians. I stopped using them many years ago! But unfortunately they remain one of the cheapest Airlines to UK. |