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HealthRe: Swollen Feet by Oblongata: 9:12am On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You are giving this advice to someone with this level of edema?
Well that was what my doctor friend advised my late mum before we went to the hospital the following day and that seemed to had worked! Besides, I did say she should see her doctor firstly, why did you not quote that?
HealthRe: Swollen Feet by Oblongata: 6:27am On Jul 14
They could be many underlying factors so you defo need to see a doctor!

In the meantime stay hydrated and walk around a lot!
PoliticsRe: MTN Must Go! SA Must Go– Nigerian University Students Protest Xenophobic Attacks by Oblongata: 11:19am On Jul 11
QuinQQ:
What's good for the Jews is good for Uganda!
hmmm RIP Sam Loco!
Educational ServicesRe: See Happy Faces Of Maduka University Students And Why You Need To Apply by Oblongata: 6:23am On Jul 10
The world has fast evolved to IT. It would be great to see your IT facilities 👍
Foreign AffairsRe: S. Africans Tag Police After Nigerian Buys $550K Maybach, Mocks Zulus - VIDEO by Oblongata: 10:18pm On Jul 07
RandDigital:
I'll be around to report his arrest soon - on fraud, tax evasion and illegal entry into SA. I can predict the future😎
It takes intelligence to predict the future…🤷🏽‍♂️

I saw ‘Nigeria’ stamped on his head 🤦🏽‍♂️
SportsRe: Kylian Mbappe Condemns Racist Rant Of Paraguayan Senator by Oblongata: 6:43am On Jul 07
Sadly she just spilled out the minds of some of her followers… imagine Paraguay o. Now I won’t even go there for a visit!
CareerRe: See The Type Of Food They Serve Me At Work (PHOTOS) by Oblongata: 8:55pm On Jul 04
Person wey wan harm him children because of N300 Akara dey complain about free food 😂😄
ComputersRe: What Those Confusing Windows Laptop Specs Actually Mean (and The Deep Hacks Most by Oblongata: 10:50pm On Jun 22
If you see the speed I rushed to back market and check specifications ehn? Just about buying laptops for my niece and nephew. Thanks! I really appreciate this write up 👍

Nairaland will return to it’s glory days…
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Gave 177 Cars To Traditional Rulers, Judges In Anambra In 2013 by Oblongata: 6:26pm On Jun 19
PO na comedic relief during this political tension period 🤣🤣🤣
Foreign AffairsRe: See How Deserted One Of City In South Africa Looks As All Shops Are Closed by Oblongata: 1:09pm On Jun 16
Samantha125:
Okay... And good luck with the boycotting, I wish you all the best... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Tell that to your weeping hippo minister 🤣🤣🤣
Foreign AffairsRe: See How Deserted One Of City In South Africa Looks As All Shops Are Closed by Oblongata: 10:46am On Jun 16
Samantha125:
Stop whining and go ahead and do your worst... Like don't you guys ever get tired of always whining?🤦🤦🤦

It is within your right to do what you think it's best for your people, so go ahead and boycott SA businesses and leave us in peace.
You left all the forums and groups in your country to start imposing your sickening naivety on a forum indigenous to another country.

Baby girl, you are doing the whining here.

You should also tell your minister to stop whining, because Africans ain’t even started yet 🤣🤣🤣
Foreign AffairsRe: See How Deserted One Of City In South Africa Looks As All Shops Are Closed by Oblongata: 4:00am On Jun 16
Flangelo12:
Now's your chance to be a shop magnate.
Shop magnate Kee u dia! This one that has dedicated his future to defending SA on nairaland. I go off if he get barbing salon 🤣🤣🤣
Foreign AffairsRe: See How Deserted One Of City In South Africa Looks As All Shops Are Closed by Oblongata: 3:55am On Jun 16
Samantha125:
This is a major difference... If being boycotted by the rest of Africa means we get to have such clean and organised cities, then they can go ahead and do their worst.

Together we'll survive because what doesn't kill us only makes us stronger.
Wait until Africans start boycotting MTN and Multichoice and other SA products… at least you guys can build your country by buying your brands alone. This is just the beginning of many woes to come. Enjoy your self grandeur while it lasts 👍

If this negative energy is sustained for 2 years, Nigeria will benefit largely by expanding local businesses and might topple SA to be African Giants that they truly deserve. We applaud your naivety 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Celebrates His 46th Birthday by Oblongata:
The stoopid guy that deprived me of my good sleep by always playing his mouth organ in front of Pds block way back in Lasu Epe campus, 98/99. 🤦🏽‍♂️Anyways, Congratulations Dapo!
PoliticsRe: Debunking The Lies That A Divided Opposition Favors Bola Tinubu In 2027 Election by Oblongata: 7:58am On May 29
E go do you like film trick…
CrimeRe: 5 Nigerian Arsenal Fans Caught With Stolen GOAT To Celebrate EPL Win by Oblongata: 4:25am On May 27
These guys are ‘Ileya thieves’. They just use Arsenal cover up…
BusinessRe: S&P: Dangote Refinery, Export Growth Driving Nigeria’s Economic Resurgence by Oblongata: 6:21am On May 26
PigTormentor:
Your comment lacks basic logic and understanding of basic economics.
You think it's only in Nigeria where people pay taxes or where fuel prices have gone up?
This government has done what past governments where afraid to do because they lack the courage.
The country's economy is now on a proper trajectory for future exponential growth.
Will everyone become rich and comfortable? No. There's no economy where everything is just perfect
The long term goal is to have a stable growing middle class that can afford rhe basics of life.
That will happen in due time.
Obviously the removal of subsidy and floating of the currency was a big shock to economy with instant negative effects on people's daily life. But with time it will be better.
Save it. Your post is too complicated for people here to phantom. Just save your stress! Many Nigerians can’t see past their noses…
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Moment Church Members Saw Snake In The Ceiling And Attempted To Kill It by Oblongata: 11:24am On May 24
They will soon be quick to tell you that snake was sent from the pit of hell! Poor snake wey dey find rat chop for this Tinubu economy 😁
PoliticsRe: Nigeria 2027 Presidential Election: Who Stands A Chance? by Oblongata: 11:57am On May 15
Tinubu will win because all indices point to him! If we had a united opposition (Atiku, Obi) it would have been a different ball game! But the opposition is divided and we will see same result as 2023 with Obi shouting foul play…
CrimeRe: Man Slits His Throat With Knives And Falls From Balcony by Oblongata: 4:41pm On May 01
I didn’t watch o! Just here to read comments
CrimeRe: Criminal Nigerian Born UK Immigrant Dies In U.S. Prison by Oblongata: 6:30am On Apr 25
Until we stop being tribalistic, this country will never move forward! No it won’t!!!
PoliticsRe: How Peter Obi Treated The Opposition When He Was Governor by Oblongata: 6:21am On Apr 15
His gullible followers will still have something different to say…
TravelRe: Laguardia Airport Collision: How It Happened, The 2 Dead Pilots by Oblongata: 4:13pm On Mar 25
Good example of while Sometimes not to be able to afford a first class ticket is a good thing!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Snubs Kemi Badenoch During UK Visit by Oblongata: 9:55am On Mar 22
Dogalmighty17:
You got it wrong. Badenoch IGNORED Tinubu. Have you watched that woman engage her colleagues in the House of Commons? That's not a woman that can be ignored.
You guys really have no clue!
Tinubu does not need her and snubbing her is a dent on her political ambition. Torries are currently enjoying her lashes on labour but when it comes down to the real deal, Kemi would be swept aside! Mark my words!!!
Forum GamesRe: Boat Is Sinking. You Can Only Throw One Overboard To Survive. (photo) by Oblongata: 7:04pm On Mar 11
It depends! If the journalist na Rufai I go throw am sharp sharp even before I think
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Vs Peter Obi: Rev E.S Emeka Releases Prophecy On Winner Of 2027 Election by Oblongata: 2:07pm On Mar 11
adamkkk:
Amen o... The driver that carried me few days back was complaining about fuel being 1300. I told him, "u don't have to complain, you voted this man cos he is ur tribes man, so enjoy it."

He was explaining himself...

"Kini kon, kini kon, i just ignored his long explanations with airpod on..."
You are a legend! You deserve to be in the Guinness book of record!👍
Foreign AffairsRe: Ex-Iranian President Ahmadinejad Is Alive by Oblongata: 6:52pm On Mar 09
huptin:
MOSSAD...How can they target all your body guards and others around you and left your house untouched...your house was just 100 meters away.

Three of his bodyguards— members of the IRGC (Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps) —- have been killed. His own residence remained unaffected and was not targeted 100 meters away from that building,....Suspicious, very suspicious.
Not suspicious! A statement was made; we can kill you anytime we please! Don’t mess up!!!
EducationRe: Between Sponsoring My Wife's Nursing Career To The UK Or Enroll For Msc In UK? by Oblongata:
None of these paths can bring your family to the UK.

Except Masters in Research or PhD.

Consider Mres instead of just MSc.
EventsRe: The Winner Of Argungu Fishing Festival In His New Car With Friends (Video) by Oblongata:
That car might end up compounding his problems! He might marry more wives without any feasible means of caring for them except a parked car.😂
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And His Team Refused Entry Into A Nursing School In Akwa Ibom by Oblongata: 2:16pm On Feb 16
Melezenawii:
He said "it's unfortunate that people don't know where Politics ends" 😂😂
This man is just an actor.
You went somewhere with cameras and Caps bearing "Obi is coming" if that's not a political move from you then I don't know what to say

https://x.com/sheeun11/status/2023329652773908487
My thoughts exactly! And dude still have the nerve to delude his followers!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: See The Mighty Scorpion I Found Around The Hood by Oblongata: 5:30pm On Feb 12
Bet Wetin dey make scorpion to die suddenly? Na old age?

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