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Crime / Re: Why Private Investigators, Pathologists Are Avoiding Mohbad’s Case – Odumosu by Oblongata: 6:56am On Sep 12
Imolenization!
Education / Re: Moment Students Pranked Their Lecturer & Walked Out Of His Class (video) by Oblongata: 12:26pm On Sep 01
DeltaBachelor:
Even as a Bus. Ad student then, we still dey hear Mowete name from Engineering. My roomies then dey fear to even go late to class for 5 minutes. lol
Yeah… I think Biz ad had it’s own then… Big Ben was it?
Education / Re: Moment Students Pranked Their Lecturer & Walked Out Of His Class (video) by Oblongata: 11:28pm On Aug 31
You try this for Mowete class (Unilag Engineering) Abi Faniran class (Chemistry UI) na end of the session be dat o…

The next set sef dem go suffer the punishment.

Funny as I was a student of these 2 moguls back late 90s/early 20’s…
Education / Re: Student Loan Applications By State Of Origin by Oblongata: 10:18am On Aug 31
MadamVanessa:
shocked



South East has really gone through a lot in this country, reason I support them every moment even when I am not from there.

Three days ago, Nelfund responded when they were being accused of neglecting south east students as no students in south east have received this loan despite registering. According to Nelfund , they said that they haven't received any response from any of the south east institutions yet. And some idiotic entity that knows nothing, start cheering Nelfund and mocking the south easterners with their stale slogan " Igbos with their victim mentality"

For you to believed that in all that many institutions in south east not even one responded to this loan, then you're deliberately being fóolish or mentally unstable.

Today they released student loan application by states and south eastern states are there. They're not even wise, they should have omitted all the south eastern states , so that it will look like they never even applied.

Let the marginalization continues but one thing is certain, it won't last forever.
‘By state of Origin’ … not by state. Some of us have my moniker and see through tantrums.
Sports / Re: Italian Boxer, Angela Carini, Quits After Being Paired With 'Biological Male' by Oblongata: 10:42am On Aug 02
You can never cheat nature…

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Politics / Re: Minister, Perm Sec Disobey Tinubu’s Directives by Oblongata: 4:13pm On Jul 12
Vh
Culture / Re: Dream About My Child Running After Another Man . by Oblongata: 10:45pm On Jun 18
The truth shall set free!

Let him know the truth!!!
Sports / Re: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Tijani Babangida (Photos) by Oblongata: 8:14pm On Jun 06
He suddenly cares! Dey mumu...

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Education / Re: 25 Ajayi Crowther University Students Arraigned For Beating Student To Death by Oblongata: 5:03pm On Jun 05
Heart wrenching…

How 25 people gathered to go against a man! VAMPIRES!

I pity them not!

Down to the last one who saw but kept mute…

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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage Of Top Oil Producing African Countries In Naira by Oblongata: 7:19pm On Jun 03
Validated:

Who cares? You are the giant of Africa.
According to APC, Lagos is the 6th largest economy in Africa. Lagos oooo!

Abeg, Tinubu need to sweat! grin grin grin
Next week, Army go join the strike, so that ISWAP can have field day
Hope you and your family dey abroad?
Politics / Re: Allen Onyema Is Richer Than Adenuga by Oblongata: 7:00pm On Jun 03
Yujin:

The OP is a hate-filled Yoruba man who acts typical of his kind. Everyday, all his thoughts is centred on an imaginary Igbo/Yoruba competition. Through his writings, it is clear he's poorly educated which is why he came up with this thread. Pay no heed to him.
Allen Onyema is a businessman focussed on his business and isn't interested in being compared to Adenuga.
All of una wey carry yoruba matter for head like pure water! May God judge you.

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Politics / Re: Allen Onyema Is Richer Than Adenuga by Oblongata: 6:29pm On Jun 03
Khyrvxjzy:
i went to air peace site and i saw the number of aeroplane, Allen is around 150 billion dollars
Never knew Allen was 12 times richer than Dangote!

Wetin all these mtn 100mb dey cause sef!

Instead of make you face WAEC, you dey find wetin dem no ask you.

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Crime / Re: Chikwe Udensi Urges South East Governors To Emulate West Counterparts by Oblongata: 2:23pm On Jun 03
People will attack this man for ethnic reasons...

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Food / Re: I Found Bugs Inside Golden Morn - Michael Taiwo by Oblongata: 2:39pm On Jun 02
You get mind dey buy Golden morn for this economy wey ordinary bread na 1200? EFCC suppose arrest this guy grin

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Politics / Re: 24 Hours To Strike: Labour Talks Tough, FG Begs by Oblongata: 7:04am On Jun 02
Walai all these things na plan... grin

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Sports / Re: Which Of These Coaches Had The Greatest Legacy? by Oblongata: 6:43am On Jun 02
Omo na still fergie o. The dicipline lasan...

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Were in this Dramatic Relationship? by Oblongata: 1:18pm On May 27
Many Nigerian girls are like this.

Dem go say na love angry

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Education / Re: Ajayi Crowther Hostel Porter Suspended Over Death Of University Student by Oblongata: 11:39pm On May 26
airsaylongcome:


"passed through in the hands of people like the deceased"? You have incontrovertible, irrefutable evidence that the deceased stole a phone?
That guy is a big foool. He lacks cognitive reasoning and should not be reasoned with. Na all these raz boiz!
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Appointed As King’s Trust International Ambassador, Hosted By Charles by Oblongata: 2:31pm On May 24
I can't cuppy angry

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Undergoes Hair Transplant Surgery To Look Good For Fans by Oblongata: 7:49am On May 17
OboOlora:
They should use the opportunity to open the head and add some brain, he will need that more than the artificial hair.
Even if na fish brain lol
Even if na indo-mie grin
Celebrities / Re: Shallipopi Calls Burnaboy As Burnaboy Speak About Wizkid & Davido's Beef (Video) by Oblongata: 1:57pm On May 13
Abeg who be shallipoppi sef?

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Sky B's Grace To Grass Story (Video) by Oblongata: 10:01am On May 12
Life happens!

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Wife Has Refused To Leave My Parent's House. by Oblongata: 11:04am On May 10
Have a man to man talk with your father. Fathers understand these things even more than mothers.
Crime / Re: Christopher Gilbert Pushed Into A Lake By His Friends Makes Remarkable Recovery by Oblongata: 6:33am On May 08
I am so happy for this dude +

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Politics / Re: Alhaji Mukaila Lamidi (Auxiliary) Arrested By DSS In Ibadan by Oblongata: 6:28am On May 08
S9meone that would be released again before elections undecided
Education / Re: Rose-Margaret Ekeng-Itua: World’s First Black Female Ph.d Holder In Cybernetics by Oblongata: 6:33pm On May 06
Hope dey sha watch terminator?
Crime / Re: Crime Suspect In My Area ,will Police Pick My Call If I Hide My Number , by Oblongata: 1:15am On May 06
Create a pseudonym Twitter account and provide the information to their handle.

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Education / Re: UTME: 1.4 Million out of 1.8 Million Scored Less Than 200 by Oblongata: 10:14pm On Apr 29
Many of them dey nairaland. No sense, no thinking faculty, nothing! Just to dey press 'like' and to dey insult their elders!

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Politics / Re: Ortom To Yahaya Bello: Go There And Respond, Don’t Disgrace Former Governors by Oblongata: 9:41am On Apr 29
If you have something to hide, you will run even when nobody is chasing you...

Ask Wunmi (Mohbad's wife). That one is dragging matter because of how many minutes DNA test?

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Crime / Re: My Experience With A Scammer And What Helped Me Out by Oblongata: 10:19pm On Apr 28
Thank your stars my brother.

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Religion / Re: A Response To Pregnant Dolls And Pregnant Men In Kids Clothes by Oblongata: 11:37am On Apr 28
nairalanda1:
I am a christian, and yes, we are concerned about what our children watch.

But often times, in giving warnings to our children, we tend to use the sensationalism of the web to promote our message.

As an example, this thread...https://www.nairaland.com/8068185/pregnant-man-kids-tv-dolls

It made two assertions

1.That there is a pregnant male doll being marketed to our children

2.That there was a pregnant man on a Nickelodeon show.

I'll take both allegations in their turn.

(DIsclaimer: This does not constitute an endorsement of smut or dirt on kids tv. Parents have to be vigilant and discerning. Our advesary is alive and well).

1.Pregnant male doll being marketed to kids.

Has been proven to be fake. VIde Reuters..

[url]A spokesperson for Mattel told Reuters that “a pregnant male doll is not a Mattel product.”
A reverse image search reveals that the image circulating online originated on a satirical website, Babylon Bee. On May 10, 2022, Babylon Bee released an article with a headline that reads: “Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll[/url]

The report is archived here

2. As for the second assertation...yes there was a pregnant man on the Nick show 'Henry Danger'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY2wzcRPI94

It's from season 5 and it is titled Captain Mom. Apparently he became pregnant from eating an alien egg...which last I checked is not part of how trans women get pregnant...really. It's a common sci-fi trope where a human interacts with an alien culture and something goes wrong...somewhere. (and it s quite old as the hills..see a character on star trek enterprise getting pregnant and that was 20 years ago, and he got pregnant by holding the alien's hands...yes, it is that riddiculous..but bear with me). It is viewed as kind of abnromal. throughout the episode.

And anyway, Nickelodeon has had a lot of issues with its programming, so either way parents have to be careful (see the recent documentary Quiet on the set for more details...airs on ID if you have dstv.).


SO in conclusion

1.Allegation one was false

2.Allegation two is a common sci fi trope...an old one even. Nothing to see there...and the character still identifies as a straight male.

My little commentary does not mean we should not be watchful though.



I am sorry, I don't know how to give you a million likes... sad

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