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CrimeRe: Guest House Owner Arrested For Allegedly Beating Man To Death In Imo by Oblongata: 11:18am On Apr 08, 2024
Melagros:
COMRADES, I don't understand, why is it that in Nigeria a culprit will commit crime and when the media is reporting the incident his or her identity would be concealed? (Blurry face-photo)
Innocent until proven otherwise by the court of law!
FamilyRe: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by Oblongata: 10:18pm On Apr 05, 2024
It was quite logical...

The lady had a skirt on, unlike the man with trousers....
CrimeRe: 18-year-old Suspect On The Run After Putting Viagra In Church Water Tanks by Oblongata: 12:29pm On Apr 05, 2024
Satan sef go weak grin
Car TalkRe: How A Nairalander Pimped VW Golf2 From Scrap by Oblongata: 9:06pm On Apr 03, 2024
Abeg wetin be the meaning of pimped again?💁🏽
BusinessRe: Dele Momodu Is Officially The Face Of "I Cannot Do Transfer" by Oblongata: 6:51am On Apr 01, 2024
Sense no go kill this man grin
PoliticsRe: Dave Umahi: Lagos-Calabar Expressway To Be Completed In 8 Years Under Tinubu by Oblongata: 6:46am On Apr 01, 2024
Hate people go still complain.
PoliticsRe: INEC Disowns Labour Party National Convention by Oblongata: 7:43am On Mar 28, 2024
These guys would have been worse than APC
RomanceRe: South African Ladies Reveal The Moment They Realized They Were “Hoes” by Oblongata: 5:38pm On Mar 27, 2024
MyVILLAGEpeople:
This comment off me. embarassed embarassed
When I read it phone drop from my hand... embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: I Used ‘abidoshaker’ To Bring Down Dollar — Prophet Odumeje by Oblongata: 10:18am On Mar 27, 2024
Namdeenero:
Seems Abido shaker is the real deal.. And I’ve been using Lefasefare since 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
You no well at all grin ! You made me laugh out loud cheesy
SportsRe: All African Games: Nigerian Athletes Break African Record In Thrilling Race by Oblongata: 8:24pm On Mar 20, 2024
PoliticsRe: Alibaba: Some States Should Have Been Local Government Areas by Oblongata: 9:49pm On Mar 19, 2024
Depriest2020:
Ogun state IGR is bigger than the 5 state IGR of south east Nigeria put together.
fixed.
FoodRe: Group Spotted Eating Frogs At Home by Oblongata: 9:44pm On Mar 19, 2024
Wonderful!
RomanceRe: New Born Baby Lost In Thought Just Days After Birth (photos) by Oblongata: 4:30pm On Mar 14, 2024
O boy! As I beg reach, na still naija this angel carry me put!
Car TalkRe: Which Durable Car Can I Buy For 1M For School Runs by Oblongata: 4:28pm On Mar 14, 2024
Corrolla 2000

Baby boy... etc
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Ranks 10th In Africa’s Most Unsafe Countries For Women by Oblongata:
The list no make sense...

How can South Africa, that has the highest number of rape cases, be 3rd in safest place for women?

Or are their men raping themselves?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Nigeria’s Economy Not Distressed - Information Minister by Oblongata: 8:52am On Mar 06, 2024
In BAT we trust!
SportsRe: Messi Has To Retire For Someone Else To Be Regarded As Best – Haaland by Oblongata: 7:02pm On Mar 05, 2024
Spot on
CelebritiesRe: Trending Video Of Mohbad's Dad Rapping In The Studio by Oblongata:
If you have ever lost someone close, you would realize this man is very strong! Deep down he is empty, but trying so hard to fill the void!

We will never forget how you went to naira marley's room to beg for your son when he was alive!

With teary eyes, you went down and begged someone young enough to be your Mohbad! Just because of the love you have for your son!

You were there for him when nobody else was...

Now they are babling that you are out for the money, yet u remain strong!

Respect baba!
CelebritiesRe: Portable Meets America Rapper Wale And Rick Ross In London (video) by Oblongata:
See ehn in this life, find something you can do and keep doing it with perseverance, u go succeed!

Broda Shaggy

Ay the comedian

Portable

Davido

BAT

etc...

No be say dem good like dat but dia perseverance no be here walahi! Weda u like dem or not, dem done siddon for there grin
SportsRe: Salah Is Not World Class – Aiyegbeni Names Six Best African Players by Oblongata: 2:33pm On Feb 26, 2024
Hard to forget the empty net shot sha
FamilyRe: What's That Thing You Hate To Purchase But You Need It Everyday? by Oblongata: 2:30pm On Feb 26, 2024
Mine was vape! But I stoppeed it last year! Ain't good for my health no more...
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Pls Intervene by Oblongata: 1:00am On Feb 24, 2024
FUTURE4202:
Good morning nairalanders, i have a problem. Am in my 20s, single and i find it difficult to approach a girl for relationship, not that am afraid(i don't think so) but probably shy and also considering the fact dat girls bill too much.
But i really want to go into a relationship, am the lovely type who loves genuinely and can do everything within my capacity to make a girl i love happy(even though i would not take shit either). But the problem is each time i see a girl i like i find it difficult approaching her. I have been seeing a girl i like for the past three years without telling her even though we usually greet each other before I relocated. And one funny thing is that am still a virgin, but i nor go lie congy one kill me, but am not the ashawo costomer type. Please what do i do now?
You see that ashawo customer type wey u dey run from, na him go fit give you ginger dey gallop. You need to oil first.
FoodRe: Breakfast Of A Nairalander. by Oblongata: 10:26am On Feb 23, 2024
Wetin groundnut and munch it dey find for there? You are not serious huh
CrimeRe: 39-Year-old Ghanaian Shot Dead In Toronto 3 Months After Moving To Canada by Oblongata: 11:04am On Feb 22, 2024
tollyboy5:
Oblongata una saner clime oh! grin
This one na crime na huh tongue
TravelRe: Advice Me On My 2 Million Travelling Budget by Oblongata: 6:25pm On Feb 21, 2024
Gerrard59:
N2M will take her nowhere in South Africa. This is assuming she even gets a visa to enter the country. Nigerians who plan to write the NCLEX exams in South Africa don see something in visa application. Hopefully, the newly opened centre in Nairobi will offer them chances to write the exam.

Her best bet is the UK. OP should look for well-wishers, especially relatives or friends who reside abroad, to support her lofty dreams. Continue to work and save what you can. I am not too familiar with nursing degrees, but are you sure a degree from a college of health would open you to opportunities as BSc in Nursing? This would help adjust your plans and ambitions.

Also, does it mean since the ban, Nigerians cannot get a work visa to work in the UAE? What about those in the country who will need a renewal of their work visas?
cc: Pemisire113
UK ke??

N2 million is less than £850. Wetin she wan use am do?
EducationRe: Zookeeper Devoured While Trying To Rescue Woman From Lion – NASU Chairman by Oblongata: 1:23pm On Feb 21, 2024
duduade:
I read it was euthanized yesterday

Why these report says it was shot dead
In Nigeria, Euthanize na head shot grin
EducationRe: Zookeeper Devoured While Trying To Rescue Woman From Lion – NASU Chairman by Oblongata: 7:58am On Feb 21, 2024
Once the Lion had tasted human blood there was no going back!

As it had attacked the woman and probably tasted her blood, every human became a potential prey!

In a saner clime, during the attack on the woman, the Lion would have been darted (with tranquilizers) and eventually euthanized because it had tasted human blood.

The system failed the victims.
EducationRe: Lion Kills OAU Staff, VC Orders Investigation by Oblongata: 10:22pm On Feb 19, 2024
I sabi dem, I sabi dem. Na him go kee the man...
FoodRe: Who Remembers This Ghana Bread From The 80s? by Oblongata: 11:22pm On Feb 17, 2024
Ogiame:
Are you suffering from multiple disorder or you just want to gather likes?

This is you some hours ago.
Confused you with the Op. My bad! It wasn't necessary for you to be rude tho.
FoodRe: Who Remembers This Ghana Bread From The 80s? by Oblongata: 10:12pm On Feb 17, 2024
Ogiame:
Not even close to 40 grin
You couldn't have eaten this bread and not 40+. How na? Were you told the story?
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing's Lover Gifts Her N6M Bracelet On Her Birthday by Oblongata: 5:28pm On Feb 17, 2024
Dagger111:
ODF(O Ndo Foi). grin tongue
That guy don fk Ekiti women finish grin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Opens Up About Battle With Eyesight (video) by Oblongata: 1:57pm On Feb 17, 2024
You aint getting younger sis! It catches up with all of us eventually! You have shown wisdom and courage by embracing the inevitable defects.

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