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PoliticsRe: German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier Has Arrived Nigeria by Oblongata: 7:11am On Dec 11, 2024
Chinjo2:
Sorry there is nothing.like president of Germany.
It is known as German Chancellor.
Typical example of Nairaland members…half smart.

How many seconds to browse google?

Na why we dey go Quora.
EducationRe: A 21 Years Old Need Your Advice. by Oblongata: 9:37pm On Dec 06, 2024
Go and do that Geography course! If not you are on your way to being hopeless!
PoliticsRe: �BREAKING! ! Nigerian Army Storms South- East, Removes Flags Mounted By Simon E by Oblongata: 3:50pm On Dec 03, 2024
As far as you dey reason to collect Nigerian passport in order to Japa, you are a fake Biafran…

All those Biafrans abroad with Nigerian passports dey deceive gullible people… The intelligent ones can see through the folly…
TravelRe: Help! What Can I Do Abroad With This Degree? by Oblongata: 8:34am On Nov 29, 2024
Amasss Professional degrees when you reach Obodo Oyinbo!!!

Try Project management courses and others like data analysis, etc…
In UK we have companies that would help you attain these professional courses for btw £500-£1000 per course and they will also build your CV and send to prospective companies…

The issue is the route will take you 10 years before ILR

So na care worker sure pass for newbie like you
SportsRe: Super Eagles Star, Ademola Lookman Nominated For FIFA Best Men’s Attacker by Oblongata: 8:21am On Nov 29, 2024
isan:
He's English
Anthony Joshua is English, Isreal Adesanya is from New Zealand... Kamaru Usman is American…wanna tell me more?

But they all have deep Nigerian roots!
SportsRe: Super Eagles Star, Ademola Lookman Nominated For FIFA Best Men’s Attacker by Oblongata: 7:51am On Nov 29, 2024
isan:
Saka is not a Nigerian and we don't care about him.....Lookman and Ekong are the Nigerians on the list
Bukayo Ayoyinka Temidayo Saka is an English player born to 2 Nigerian parents (Adenike and Yomi Saka) with deep Nigerian roots…
SportsRe: Super Eagles Star, Ademola Lookman Nominated For FIFA Best Men’s Attacker by Oblongata: 7:45am On Nov 29, 2024
Best of Luck Ademola lukman!

Let’s not forget that we have another Nigerian (Bukayo Saka) and Ekong on the list!

Omoluabi to the world!!!

Wetin CR7 dey find for there? grin
Car TalkRe: Was I Rude Banning My Father From Entering My Car? by Oblongata: 12:48am On Nov 28, 2024
Who born me well to tell my papa to keep quiet? Talk less of banning him from my car?

Till I lost both of them it never crossed my mind in my wildest imagination to tell any of them to keep quiet!

How na?

This indomie generation sef? Small money wey God give you, you done dey flex for your source…

Later dem go begin dey wonder why dem no progress in life!

What goes around must surely come around!

And I am not playing the tribal card but you are definitely not from SW…
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Has No Connection With Terrorist Organizations. Finnish Police by Oblongata: 4:52am On Nov 25, 2024
Goodmarlian:
Simon Ekpa is not ipob but this news go pain Ronus like mosquitoe bite.
Na SW people dem dey kill every monday?

Abi Ekpa dey set SW to the lowest revenue generating states?

Wetin consign us?

If no be for the Yeye Federal allocation…
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Makes It After Leaving Nigeria In 2021 (Before & After Photos) by Oblongata: 9:19am On Nov 16, 2024
LandMann:
Is 55-60% over 25-30 years not better than paying 33% annually in Nigeria?

I don't understand your headache with my post
You said interest is 6-9%.

That was wrong.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Makes It After Leaving Nigeria In 2021 (Before & After Photos) by Oblongata: 8:50am On Nov 16, 2024
LandMann:
Even if it's mortgage and loan it's not a problem cos interest is low at around 6-9% and he can easily repay it with a stable job

Compare that to Nigeria where interest rate is over 33% and you can't even get a reasonable loan cos you're most likely in a shitty job or "contract" job that a stupid yoruba president brought to Nigeria. What about mortgage in Nigeria? No go area for any working class unless you're stealing from your company, committing fraud or crime to augment your shitty salary.

If someone tells you Nigeria is a completely useless country because of its leaders, don't argue it, even if you're in a privileged position.

It's when majority of citizens in a country are living well and happy that's when you have a functioning society
Repayment is usually 55%-60% over 25-30 years. It’s not that easy but just a bit better than paying landlords… don’t misinform
Car TalkRe: Sneaking Out With Mums Car by Oblongata: 2:12pm On Nov 15, 2024
Adewale1603:
I'm wondering what model of car was that. Must be very old, LoL
It was a Toyota Tercel, and a Nissan Laurel.
Car TalkRe: Sneaking Out With Mums Car by Oblongata: 12:42am On Nov 15, 2024
I did this way back in 1999-2003

Reading this piece brought fond memories and tears!

Continue to rest in peace mum!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I'm About To Do This.... Should I ? (Photo) by Oblongata: 7:30am On Nov 12, 2024
If you can, pay her 3 months plus a year! That should hopefully give you enough time to gather yourself! Search for another apartment before the rent elapses!
TravelRe: Is Saudi Arabia The Only Country That Refund Visa Fee After Refusal Of Visa? by Oblongata: 3:21pm On Nov 11, 2024
USA can never do this! The rate at which they rake in money from refusal with no tangible reasons, you would think they might go bankrupt if they return visa fees!
Christianity EtcRe: Resist The Urge To See The Trending Leaked Sex Video by Oblongata: 1:37pm On Nov 05, 2024
I didn’t even know someone can watch it sef!

Thanks for the info grin
CelebritiesRe: I Will Write A Letter To Intl. Court Of Justice About Bobrisky - Isaac Fayose by Oblongata: 6:38pm On Nov 01, 2024
Many Nigerians are angry about South Africans being so vile against Chidima…

The same people that are being very vile against a fellow Nigerian (Bobrisky) for being himself!

I mean, Nigerians no get joy
FoodRe: This Is How I Usually Make My Local Salad With Letos And Kulikuli (video/pics) by Oblongata: 9:32pm On Oct 31, 2024
@OP it is called ‘Lettuce’ and not ‘Letos’ as you have wrongly written. Please kindly correct.
PoliticsRe: “finally” – Workers Celebrate As President Tinubu Fires Popular Minister by Oblongata: 7:15am On Oct 24, 2024
Anybody that wishes death on my President, May their lungs pack up. Amen.
CelebritiesRe: Former Chicken Republic Guards, Happie Boys reportedly Seek New Jobs (video by Oblongata: 1:09pm On Oct 06, 2024
These ones are not happy boys o

They are now sad boys! grin
BusinessRe: Zenith Bank Mobile App Down by Oblongata: 5:06pm On Oct 01, 2024
Even First bank sef
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Files ₦1bn Lawsuit Against Verydarkman Over Voice Recording by Oblongata: 1:00pm On Sep 29, 2024
This is the time all youths should come together and push for a better economy…

Instead na VDM, BBN, Bobrisky, etc we dey pursue…

Nigerians are easily distracted and like Aproko too much!!!

Lazy yoots!
CrimeRe: Why Private Investigators, Pathologists Are Avoiding Mohbad’s Case – Odumosu by Oblongata: 6:56am On Sep 12, 2024
Imolenization!
EducationRe: Moment Students Pranked Their Lecturer & Walked Out Of His Class (video) by Oblongata: 12:26pm On Sep 01, 2024
DeltaBachelor:
Even as a Bus. Ad student then, we still dey hear Mowete name from Engineering. My roomies then dey fear to even go late to class for 5 minutes. lol
Yeah… I think Biz ad had it’s own then… Big Ben was it?
EducationRe: Moment Students Pranked Their Lecturer & Walked Out Of His Class (video) by Oblongata: 11:28pm On Aug 31, 2024
You try this for Mowete class (Unilag Engineering) Abi Faniran class (Chemistry UI) na end of the session be dat o…

The next set sef dem go suffer the punishment.

Funny as I was a student of these 2 moguls back late 90s/early 20’s…
EducationRe: Student Loan Applications By State Of Origin by Oblongata: 10:18am On Aug 31, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked



South East has really gone through a lot in this country, reason I support them every moment even when I am not from there.

Three days ago, Nelfund responded when they were being accused of neglecting south east students as no students in south east have received this loan despite registering. According to Nelfund , they said that they haven't received any response from any of the south east institutions yet. And some idiotic entity that knows nothing, start cheering Nelfund and mocking the south easterners with their stale slogan " Igbos with their victim mentality"

For you to believed that in all that many institutions in south east not even one responded to this loan, then you're deliberately being fóolish or mentally unstable.

Today they released student loan application by states and south eastern states are there. They're not even wise, they should have omitted all the south eastern states , so that it will look like they never even applied.

Let the marginalization continues but one thing is certain, it won't last forever.
‘By state of Origin’ … not by state. Some of us have my moniker and see through tantrums.
SportsRe: Italian Boxer, Angela Carini, Quits After Being Paired With 'Biological Male' by Oblongata: 10:42am On Aug 02, 2024
You can never cheat nature…
PoliticsRe: Minister, Perm Sec Disobey Tinubu’s Directives by Oblongata: 4:13pm On Jul 12, 2024
Vh
CultureRe: Dream About My Child Running After Another Man . by Oblongata: 10:45pm On Jun 18, 2024
The truth shall set free!

Let him know the truth!!!
SportsRe: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Tijani Babangida (Photos) by Oblongata: 8:14pm On Jun 06, 2024
He suddenly cares! Dey mumu...
EducationRe: 25 Ajayi Crowther University Students Arraigned For Beating Student To Death by Oblongata: 5:03pm On Jun 05, 2024
Heart wrenching…

How 25 people gathered to go against a man! VAMPIRES!

I pity them not!

Down to the last one who saw but kept mute…

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