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Is that the picture of Tinubu riding bicycle and singing emilokan on baby's cloth? Lawd have mercy!

Academics, not Academicians in this context. Op take note.

Laslas them go kill this man in the name of packaging.

You call them aged and unfit, but they're bearing lethal weapons. The war is unnecessary, though.

juvenile delinquency.

Adamu is certainly a fifth columnist. Every body knows Tinubu is vegetable but Adamu is always trying to rub it in. Remember how he conspicuously propped Tinubu's dead hand during the latter's unveiling. Adamu is a wicked old man.

The area of holy communion is not the exclusive reserve of Catholics. I'm not Catholic but I have a lot of respect for the Church because they are highly organized, traditional and methodic in their approach. Conversely, one small boy will wake up one morning and claim that God called him. Next thing he has become a self-ordained bishop and expects me to call him Daddy.

Oya, condolence register don open for British High Commission. Go and sign the register now and stop abusing people who refuse to shed a tear because Queen Eliza is dead.

I blend the gadamn thing if I wan cook. But if na fish or nkwobi, then 8.

Kuku rename Nigeria as Federal Republic of Eliza. By the way, something tells me that Buhari will soon rename a national monument after the late queen... maybe Aso Rock.

She learnt that from her mother.

Asampiti

spice123:
Let me give you a candid advice as a married man:
1. Maintain your teaching job. You are a mother with two lovely kids. Don't let those children suffer for your careless mistake.

2. Talk to him to move to Abuja with you. You are already settled with a job and stable so he too needs to support you by joining you to start looking for job opportunities at Abuja.

3. If he insists in staying in his comfort zone (Zaria) without making effort to get a job, please leave him and go back to Abuja and continue your job.

4. A man cannot be talking of marriage when he does not have a stable income. I was a teacher earning 30k in the east when I met my wife in Lagos. My wife was earning twice my salary. I had move down to Lagos because we wanted to get married. We postponed our wedding by 3 months until I got another job that was paying 45k. That was 8 years ago. No matter how little the salary is, let your man have something doing.

My one piece advice.

This is the kind of advice to get from someone who grew up with grandma; very witty and wise.

Op, you be Igala abi Yoruba? Achicha, not Ashisha.

Fine like Princess Diana.

BATified2023:
What I know for sure is that the igbos are far worse than d fulanis,the only difference for now is that igbos don’t have power but d fulanis have

Imagine someone without power calling Lagos a no man’s land

Imagine someone without power coming to your region n telling u how to live your life

Imagine someone without power enforcing sit at home where he has small influence

Imagine someone without power killing his people n other tribes in his region

Think about what igbos will do when they have power?
These people are far worse than fulanis,u will b a dunce if u believe igbos love u

They are only doing eye service because they need u for election,have u wonder y they no longer call Nigeria zoo?
Have I wonder y they don’t insult Nigerians again?

Give d igbos power n u will see real replica of unknown gunmen all over Nigeria

Then u will realize fulanis are learners

See tha moniker obidient4life defending ipob,do u think that one love u?

Ipob miscreants that hates u with passion are d same people hiding under obi because he’s ipob plan B

Open your eyes before nnamdi kanu will b released by Peter obi n he will carry out all his evil agenda on u

They ignored nnamdi kanu now cos they think their obi plan B will work,let obi lose n u will see d real hate they have for u

Skull miner, go and take your medication. Shake the bottle very well and take 10ml.

You can go, madam; I feel your pain. But don't come back when things improve.

The fact is that most food taste better when they stay a little long for the condiments to interact and blend well.

Teaching is one of the toughest professions, honestly. It gets worse if you are short fused. I remember years back as a young boy preparing for JAMB. During one of those extramural classes, a mischievous clique decided to constitute themselves into a nuisance to everybody. In retrospect, I'm beginning to think they were cult boys. One of them even had the temerity to throw a piece of chalk at Uncle Joe while he was writing on the board, not minding his stout built. Visibly enraged, Uncle Joe grabbed one of them and beat him to a pulp. The centre had to be shut down for weeks because the boy's father happened to be a 'bigman'.

Hotfreezer:
Northern Group with 3 members.
Chairman, Secretary and a security guard.

Shettima is even being generous. Peter Obi is not qualified to be President of Igboland, he is too inconsequential and worthless.

Look at this picture i attached. Peter Obi was talking to Flavour, Psquare and other young guys, he was standing and they were sitting down cross-legged. Can they try that nonsense with Sullivan Chime, Anyim, Ngige, Soludo, Obiano, OUK, Umahi or Rochas?

Demola Adeleke prostrated flat for his brother but Phyno is crossing his legs while Peter Obi is standing to talk to him.

That is called humility. You are doing well marketing Peter Obi, albeit inadvertently.

Speedy recovery. Most likely from the helicopter accident.