₦airaland Forum

Nor be her toto I dey see so?

Her lips looks perfect for blow_job.

Sheistoopretty:
U see what men make women to go through? Where is the Us*less man who got her pregnant? He ought to have been around to take care of the little child while the mom goes out

When I say all Nigerian men know is sex sex and sex and are us*less dey will say It's a lie

R.i.p little one

You're surely dead in the brain. And you don't even know it.

slivertongue:
Dino is a disgrace but tinubu is completely unfit. obi has d capacity to make nigeria great again

Obi can only be president of alaigbo traders association. Not Nigerian's president.

Sheistoopretty:
See who is talking did u and ur generations go to the university not to talk of graduating with first class? ok, let's "Assume" u and ur poverty-ravaged generations went to school and all graduated with First class, what do u people have to show for it? U are ur mis*ble lineage's wealth will never reach the worth of one of dino melaye's car

U and ur wr*tched family went to school yet nothing to show for it just create a thread and drop ur picture and that of ur father combined then with dino melaye's own and tell we ladies to pick,,,, I bet u, no one will pick u and ur mis*ble father

I will comfortably date Dino melaye who is a 10th class graduate with billions than a fo*Lish first class graduate like u perishing in one construction site

😆 🤣 😂 😹

highchief1:
nobody from ur family has ever gotten to a councilor level and yet u say a fmr gov is relegated.u guys will just open ur mouth waaa.he chose to enjoy his money quietly.His first son is running for reps he understands that he should step aside for a younger generation.U r waiting for wike to be relegated and hunger is relegating u already.

🤣🤣🤣 😆 🤣

jumper524:
knaan started his freedom at emd of book 2. So most likely in book3 hell have his crew that involves ghost and tommy

Okay.

This suleiman guy don suffer. You bitches should let a brother rest. Tha Bleep!

jumper524:
Despite the hot anticipation. Was hoping how they'll run the ghost, Tommy and angela series.
Just found out book5 - influence has been canceled.

So no Tommy and Ghost in the rasing kanan yet?

I'm still at season 2 episode 2.

bong4:
So tell us how Kwankwaso's Ph.D has rubbed into the educational system with all the al-majiri's roaming the streets of Kano State? forget all these academic jargons. We saw how many of them were turned to beggars during the 8-months ASUU strike.
Someone claims to be a Business Administration Ph.D holder yet has no business he is managing

Obi can't lace his shoes academically. That's straight fact! 100%

Brendaniel:
Nothing new, Jonathan was also a Phd holder and yet his governance was poor.

Nigerians have chosen Peter Obi

You mean IPOB have chosen obi?

Burruchaga71:
Imagine Aboki with quota system PhD is comparing him self to an Igbo man, Anambra man for that matter.

Chai, anyway I won't blame him, I blame Lord Lugard.

Ewu ahusa!!

The fact remains kwakwanso is way ahead of 3rd class thieving pandora joker!

Peter obi can't lace RMK shoes in all ramifications. And pandora will come 4th behind him in the forthcoming elections.

Kobojunkie:
Obviously, the reason for the boom was cause OP hasn't gotten over her yet.

Actually, haven learned a lot from faults and that of many others out there, I am a guru of sorts as far as stupidity is concerned as I go about alerting people to the stupid mistakes they are about to make in their own lives.

"Mistakes in their own lives" like seriously? Because of having a romantic relationship with a girl. Now you sounding like a simp-ass clown.

It's people like you we read about on nairaland, that you drink sniper because a girl left you, because you think you can't find yourself another girl again.

"Mistake in your own life indeed" what a clown!

Kobojunkie:
Peace when you are still infatuated with the said girl? Come on now! Do you think you are the first to do something stupid in this world?

Maybe you missed the part where the op said he's already moving then boom! From nowhere the said girl will start calling him constantly.

Since you've done so many stupid things, I guess that makes you a guru in stupidity right?

Kobojunkie:
1. Very immature practice some of you hold to. After you tell her that, she will discard your phone and mention and even thank her stars she dodged a bullet by dismissing you. All, while you still need to have to deal with the crush you still have on her, so who wins?

2. Wrong! She will realize you were an eejit all along and probably call her friends to tell them how her stars saved her from making a huge mistake with you.

And I will also thank my stars by letting me have my peace and move onto the next prettier girl without remembering her again. You dig?

Winterhaven:
When I'm having strong feelings or being in love with someone and she doesn't feel the same way about me, I ghost her completely, so whatever I feel for her will fade into oblivion eventually. But the case I'm dealing with presently is unique. I'm in love with her but she doesn't feel the same way about me. We once worked together sometime last year which was how I met her. She seems decent and responsible. I love her and want a serious relationship with her but she said she is concentrating on her career and just want us to be friends. I later deleted her number from my phone and decided to ghost her and move on with my life hoping my feelings for her will eventually fade away. But whenever I thought I've forgotten about her, she'll reach out to me - she'll call me on the phone, we'll talk, she'll ask me how I'm doing and that I've forgotten about her and all. She always keep in touch with me from time to time. Personally, I just want to forget about her since she doesn't feel the same way I feel for her, but whenever she'd reach out to me, my feelings for her just keeps rushing back. She called on Saturday, she complained I've forgotten her. I told her I've not forgotten her, that I still have her in my thoughts.
So I want to ask, is it advisable for me to keep in touch with her despite the fact that my love for her is unrequited?

When she calls you again. Tell her you just met 2 new girls you just started dating one got big ass but doesn't know how to give blow_job, but the other one is assless but very good with blow_job, ask her which one should you make your main chick and sidechick.


By asking her that question she'll know you got Lotta options that she ain't shit. Watch how she'll disappear forever or probably let eat her kitty.

Enjoy the rest of your day bro.

jeromestarks:
You deserve a brand new vodka.

facts.

Another one?

Alex reports. Don bribe una to push him shits come front page abi?

Haydens:
Things that’ll ruin your chances with her !

- Neediness
- Obsession
- Desperation
- Longer texts
- Double texting
- Lack of options
- Always available
- Always pleasing her

This is shola from twitter?

ObalendeCMS:
Bro, you wicked o!

Why you gas drive us go Uganda, of all places?

Some fictional tales happens in Uganda.

Theoarhics:
Dino is very correct about Oshiomole on this one. I remember some uniben girls those days that used to go and collect Ekia from oshobaba after better chilled Gulder don go down...and those girls come back with joy in their pockets telling us their exploits

Are you serious?

Britishpea:
Jesus! Is this still constructive campaign? How PDP made a gutter man like Dino a spokesman still baffles me. Look at what he’s saying. He sounded like an uneducated person.

He sounded more like a motor park tout high on cheap drugs. Who makes big-ass clown like dino a spoke person? Shame!

Sammy101111:
I for like post my vacations with the Indian woman here but it too public here

It was a nice time I met the lady at Transcorp Hilton Abuja I passed by her side she said I love your perfume I said thanks as a sharp guy I just gave her my phone to type number she smiled and typed her number I was so happy because she was just smiling at me the next day she called me to meet her up at a location I gave my self confidence I met her at a spa she was with escort does her escort where 2 strong men them just they strong face for me I no Kuku send them. She told me import clothing materials and we began gisting She was just looking at me. All of a sudden we kissed lowkey and we tried it again from there oh

Continuing story in the morning

Abobi, where you watch this Uganda film?

dumahi:
This guy has rubbished the glory of SANship beyond repair.

How did he rubbished "SANship"?

afribookorg:
What gbola cannot do doesn't exist.

Anyway,the love will fade away with time. No be naija again ?

The flesh didn't reveal this to you.

Nice one. Mynd44 nlfpmod

McDuncan:
Like your fathers yielded their dignity to the conquering fulanis, so also have you yielded and emulated my jabs. It pales in comparison to the original author. It shows I'm hitting your deepest emotional defences. The times others dominated the oil industry is long over. Thanks to James Ibori, the Ogidigbo 1 who put a stop to many acts of thievery. Wike is doing a good job in taking the initiative.

Shame and false pride will never make you admit the torture you're going through but your pretence is too elementary to do a cover up job.

The first day your mother was admitted in the hospital for STDs infections, her vagina discharge was so dark that the lab specialist could swear it was pure unrefined crude oil. And the undies she wore that night was sent to the ECDC (European Centre For Disease Control) in France for further scientific investigation. That's to me, a tribute to the madingo Bender you call your mother.

I even learnt the narrow bridge separating her kpekus and anus was ruptured by a foreign expatriate who is famous for fvking black women in a violent manner.

Lezz?

JASONjnr:
The other one raped his pregnant daughter alongside with his son.....Now this olodo is here with another bad news....


What's really the problem? Is incest now a norm?

Should women start giving details of how they've been raped by their siblings and father's, this country will not contain us...

Candidlady:



Just look at the skinny eediot icant imagine what that girl must have gone through....

She has to live with the scar and stigma for the rest of her life.

These genders are useless and wicked. They bring pains and suffering..
God Please kill the man already then extend it to others..

Exterminate/eradicate/cleanse/purge the world of this gender called M

Crazy things are happening.

The way blood is being shed in this country is alarming.