₦airaland Forum

iamlahmee:
I will actually go for Ibrahim chatta any day anytime, tho odunlade is also good

realestniggah:
Sometime we love way above our league.. There was this girl I had mad crush on during my teenage years.. There was no way I stand a chance with her except by some sort of Miracle..i even wrote her a letter and her mother found it.. Among the worst day of my life.

It just like small doctors to start dating toke makinwa.. You can see how almost impossible that is.. They are not on the same wavelength. This are the situation we find ourselves in most time.

OyeofIkoTuN:
oTuEH

50d33q:
Daylight robbery
Sessghon handled the ball and ref póinted to the spot
My God

NwaAmaikpe:




It's about time someone wears him those diapers over his eyes to keep his tears from soaking that babariga this time.

Verily, verily, I say unto you.

The story of Tinubu is like that of the Lagos runs-girl who used her own money to buy her flight ticket for preek runs with a supposed bigshot in Abuja, and after being shagged all through the night, she woke up the next morning to find out that her control abandoned her in the room having ran away from the hotel while she was asleep.
And yes, she paid her flight ticket back to Lagos with her own money.

For I will never understand why the smartest afonj will allow himself be MKO'ed by the North.
History is repeating itself on the same spot that the lightning will strike twice at.

ufotunang:
Rubber stamp Senate president also want to contest for president... nawaoooo... nigeria is finished...a senator president Buhari is controlling in the senate...he cannot make his own decision....he is the one that makes this country to be in very huge financial debts by approving multiple of loans requested by Buhari..now nigeria is finding it difficult to pay back the loans..... nigerians be wise and do not allow this politicians to deceive you again

Malory:
And what do you have to offer the broke man in return if he chatted you? Nothing except that smelly hole dripping blood

sgtponzihater1:
Very painful bros. Mistakes happen, he is still my hero and I wish him all the best

sgtponzihater1:
Dismantling of ManU. Ororo is at the wrong place at the wrong time

LORDKing001:
Welcome Americans time to turn Chelsea to arsenal

pozehnani:
Eeeww.. looks like vomit!

What's vegetable soup doing inside jollof by the way? .

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

He should help us say hi to all the keyboard warriors in Turkey ....you are free to smoke weed in Turkey my niggar

Turkey.....home of keyboard warriors....only my real niggarz will understand

But on a serious note...make this guy enter studio prepare song na

Just dey gallivant

Nifemi2512:
Exactly that's the point!
Power is not given on a platter of gold, power is being fought for.
Every serious candidate goes around for delegate votes persuasions in their states. I haven't seen that seriousness in Peter Obi. Yes, we all know he's gonna be a good president, but agitations and wishful thinking alone can't and will NEVER get you a presidential ticket.

Obviously, maybe he's actually settling down for a VP slot with Atiku as the news currently flying.

Islandlady:
Some guys are too childish and offended at any slight thing done by their partner just to bring it here on NL

At Op it is her birthday shoot not pre-wedding shoot so chillax and respect her opinion and also respect yourself

Arindin

Bonesbreaker:
Did Jonathan not have foot soldier too what happened 2023 election is going to be a shocker to people Peter obi of Nigeria will win

OfficialDJ:
ramblings of a feather-brained retard.

I gave you a deal... Show your account balance worth at least 500k and I'll do a video, documenting everything..the cars, the mods, everything.
I'm not a broke frustrated fulani g.ay retard who frolics car talk with meaningless ramblings
I have a father innit? Your mother was gang-raped by three albino dwarfs and you probably escaped dwarfism by the whiskers.

Don't celebrate yet, your offsprings will still be dwarfs. If it's a lie, send your children's pictures here....
Oh.... I forgot,you have none. no woman wants to bear the babies of a dementia inflicted buffalo with a net worth of a cassava stem...

Chukabiz:
Lol. You mean Slawormiir ?

NwaAmaikpe:





I am greatly saddened.
See how small girl died without utilizing the full potential of her kpekus.

That's why we should always pray to be at the right place at the right time.

She slumps in front of a priest, rather than take off her bra, compress her chest and give her urgent mouth-to-mouth to resuscitate her, the mumu sprinkled holy water on her and drove her to a hospital.

We are so ignorant, CPR would have brought this girl back to life but apparently someone holier than god thought pressing an unconscious woman's boobs to save her life was a sin.

In retrospect, I don't blame him, it may have been wiser to allow her die than save her life by going even half an inch to her boobs because these vaginarians are very funny.

He could save her now and tomorrow she'd drop a horrendous thread on Twitter about a perverted reverend father who took advantage of her "moment of brief incapacitation from exhaustion" to tongue her down and man-handle her boobs.

And yes, we'd cancel the good Samaritan here, the vaginarian gains clout; feminist movements will sue him to further assert how all men are scum and why women are endangered species worth preservation because the future is female.

As a man, it's really risky helping a female these days.