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He may not be a saint but he will definitely be less corrupt than these old dying folks.

I personally do not expect any miracle from him, no Messiah can fix Nigeria BTW but I know he will listen to the voice of the people.

The day I heard that Dangote is importing crude oil from Brazil to Nigeria, then refining it to sell back to Nigerians is the day I gave up on Nigeria. How can you buy what you have in abundance? Turned out the reason is because a past President (someone please confirm which one?) has traded our oil for the next ***years.

That means any President that comes in will inherit huge debt and then leave worse huge debt.

Painful thing is, Oil is the only resources we depend on and by 2050, the world would be EV-dominated so no one will need the oil.

If you are over 25 and you are not thinking of how to get dual citizenship, I pray God provides for you to do so or maybe open your eyes to see the future is bleak.

It is well.....

The money nor plenty, na ur currency bad.

That's just $400

Pple abroad are enjoying it, small £20k, we don buy big house from hungry Nigerians.

This administration really favour us lol

Looks so much like her sister, Funlola Adegoke!

Deadline with 10% mobilization fee so the next government can inherit the 90% balance as debt.

How can you give 3months to complete a project, even Lagos-Ibadan expressway took 13yrs

Werey, dakudaji President.
If Sunak did what U did, Starmer won't be President.
Redeem your image now and give the mandate back to its owner
Ole ajiboleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Good advice from the puppet governor.
Before people like Oledepo go use the money buy fuel for jet or renovate University wey 90% of em church members nor fit afford to send their children.
gOD of men

One of the pioneers of good music group in Nigeria back then.

MegaCity but small rain, and the roads turn to Indian Ocean.
Any Igbo man that invests in Lagos more than in the East is a bast@rd!

werey handicapped don de fear.
The only reason Nigerians don't want Trump is because of the immigration.
Other than that, the world won't be at war if he was president.
BYEdin Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Women that suck uncircumcised deeks too are complaining that some meats are creepy.
If you can put that jobolojobolo in your mouth, u can even eat an octopus raw lol
ekoshidanu jare

That's why she will never measure up to Genevieve or Stephanie or even Omotola.
She is just slightly better than Destiny Etiko, husband snatcher oshi

This is an old gist BTW, and what is HOME LAND SECURITY madam reporter?

Nor be new thing, this kind of story is rampant in UK at the moment.

Most men are at the mercy of the women, and the women are bleeping anyhow cos they make the same amount of money as the men (sometimes even more cos they pack extra shift more than the husbands).

Women will only respect you when you are financially better than them. If they feel they are at par with you, and share financial responsibilities with you, otilor.

The way they are bleeping those COS girls, afi ki Olorun shaaanu.

Visit my page to read a story about one...

Does not make sense
It is still wayy cheaper to vacation in The Gambia than to vacation in most resorts in Nigeria.
Why would I waste money to stay in a resort in Nigeria with those dirty Epe water than to watch Indian ocean in Zanzibar while I am being smashed to the waves from the oceans

Damage control, he was never exactly wanted in SA in the first place.

Werey, dakudaji President

A lawyer leading the aviation industry in a country being led by a former drug dealer with questionable source of income and fake identity.

Nigeria is just one comedy show on repeat walahi

blingxx:
Some might be fake but not this man own.. If you know who he is

Who is he, an MD?
Very razz behaviour, drinking beer on the road almost half naked with mud houses all around him.

or haven't u seen the video?

Most are fake, maybe all sef except Dapo's own.

Still do DNA test
I have seen a woman that took her husband to Dubai for their 10th yr wedding anniversary and she had her sugar daddy in another room in that hotel.

He should be grateful to the girl he featured and Don Jazzy that gave him the beats
That song is played everywhere abroad
He is about to become another SlimCase after leaving Don Jazzy lol

Victor wey go soon get one injury now, end for sick bed or bench.
Career pari niyen
Make e go ask Celestine Babayaro wey de sell agbalumo with wheel barrow for Lokoja

So indirectly; Oil is either a blessing or a curse.
A blessing to Saudi but a curse to Venezuela and Nigeria
A blessing to the Northern Nigeria but a curse to South South and Niger Delta

Can't wait for EVs and climate control to take over the world by 2030, then Nigeria will know their oil is useless and then go back to agriculture.

Interesting times ahead...

Men are f00lish.
How is this even attractive to them.
The lady is uglee, her face is terrible and she has bad teeth n mouth
The a55 is also filled with cellulite and probably stretch marks and bad odour
Una go just de fantasize on top dirt
Men will sleep with anything
Tueeeeeee

Don't know who he is but if policemen declare u an enemy, e worse pass make CIA & Al-Qaeda de find u.

Better runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Next time, u for use style use hand hit am make e fall and the bottle break

The order another one

techcorb:
This is a dumb comparison, compare jobs with similar pay.
For example a caregiver can make at least £4k per month in the UK, in Nigeria max would be #100k.

Which caregiver will make £4k/month after tax in the UK.
Na so una de talk rubbish wey una nor know.

Do you know £4k/month after tax is roughly £70k/annum b4 tax?

Even if u pack all the extra shifts and almost kill urslef, max na 3k/month after tax

The more u work, the more Tax takes.

I have been living in London for over 6years but never been to this Nigerian restaurant.

'Demo, make we go chop for this new place for Orpington. Heard their amala and gbegiri is mad fam' my friend said.

As omo ogbon, I quickly had my bathe, wore a lovely versace shirt on a nameless pair of jeans from Primark and my jordans to complete the roadman (but with a touch of finesse) look.

My friend picked me up in his 2023 GLB and off we went to this place.

Cut long story short, we sha entered, got seated, made our orders and just silently chatted away while we stylishly observed around while Nigerians in there made noise and nodded to the tune of Burna playing in the background.

Then something caught my attention, a lady in puffer jacket (sign that showed she came with public transport) sat beside a guy (assumably her BF) but consistently stared in our direction. I jerked my friend and he also noticed.

Ok, no time to check time. Amala sha came and we started eating with poise while checking our phones and still catching some glimpse of the 'open admirer'. As we were going to order take away, her assumed BF stood up to go to the restroom and alas, she stood up, came to my seat and dropped a piece of paper.

I quickly hid it beside the glass of water in my front and watched her waltz back to her seat casually while I used the opportunity to also assess her backside (shey omo yi le gba doggy bi Bolanle Peckham).

We paid and left for our usual lounge in Old Kent road to step down the amala with some cold lager and that was when I had the chance to check the note and it read, 'U LOOK SO CUTE, CALL ME 07458******* (Mide).

'Oh wow, baba. U don hit jackpot o. Omo yen ma sha e bajebaje' my friend said. I just smiled sheepishly like an army general who just saw a civilian in camo.

After all the calls and chats, we sha agreed to have lunch at a McDonalds close to her house. NJi story ba bere eyin fans mi.

This girl began to narrate how she came here on student visa. Borrowed money to pay school fees, accommodation issues, now staying with a guy that uses her as a sex machine etc.

Oya pele baby, but man here ain't got any better plans for you, you know.

Having framed empathy (with plenty eiyahs like Nigerians like to hear), I told her to follow me to finish the conversation and also drop her off.
'Ha Noooooo, you can't drop me off. The guy I stay with is very jealous and I don't want him to chase me out except you can house me if he does' She said. No baby, no housing option here, but sare gbe oko mi senu my dear.

'U know I don't do this on a normal day but I just like u as a person' She said.
'Me too, but pls make sure you swallow' I responded.

We sha finished and I just gave her £30 cos I was moved by her story.

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Now this is just one of numerous stories I have experienced and heard in the last 2/3years especially with this post-pandemic JAPA crew.
Is it because most of them relocated as the 1st travel experience?
Is it because the weather is so cold people can't stay sexless?
Is it because they are broke and almost jobless?
Or is it just another hookup pandemic being brought from Nigeria to UK?

because the country works!
A president that stole his way into power cannot order the arrest of any citizen, guilty conscience sef wan wound the drug pusher.