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Shit Like this Happens Daily in Nigeria

Both You Oh OP, Cuppy, Milli, her Sister her Father mother And Everyone on this Thread are all Mad!

I need 400k right now, you are here yarning Dust

Chai!

Nice Skin! Beautiful Complexion, excellent Poise Posture And Grace. What a A Creature
Truly it is man's best Friend
What a Dog!

Me i sha know say e go dey enter 100 Billion Naira

@OP wahala ile aiye e niyen

anyimontana:
I think Nwamikpe is in that building sef....its either he's dead,or he's bin banned for life

He has been arrested. Aiding and Abetting, Harbouring an enemy of the state, Money Laundering, Illegal Sale, Distribution and Possession of Firearms, sedition, Public Endangerment Fear with false Information, Racketeering, Double Marriages etc are Some of his Charges
Currently Cooling off In an Undisclosed Prison

dominique:
A little googling doesn't hurt you know?

Lol a Whole Madam and Mod like you
See as You Gock yourself
He is Actually Correct, you of all people should know That It's on the Internet Does Not Mean It's Correct, anybody could Have Posted or edited it
Have a Good Day I no Yab you Oh

Niceman4u:
Tribal bigots ve fully taken over Nairaland.

The Same Tribal bigots are the One Educating You

Vincent88:
Hello everyone im new to this forum this is my fidst post.

Please pardon my english it is not fluent because im french speaken but im married to your nigerian sister (my wife).

Im vincent by name 30 years old married for 2 years with no child yet. I come from a family of 3 brothers and im the last born. Our dad passed away 20 years ago so it was our mom took care of us she fought so hard for us to have a better life unfortunatly she also passed away 13 years ago i was only 17 , my senior brother, our first born was married with a son 4 years old at that time, my middle brother was studying at the university and i went to stay with my elder brother.

His wife started seducing me anytime my brother is away in a business trips , she will try all her power but i was rejecting her by reminding her that she is my brother wife i will never deceiving him by sleeping with her and she started maltreating me by no giving me foods and giving me lots of housework to do, i never disrespected her and i will do as she said.

I was scared to tell my brother because he is a short tempered man he had so much love for his wife and he wouldnt even believe me. So she carry on with her mission after 2 years later i was just 19 years old she was 27 i gave in by sleeping with her (worst mistake ever) we started doing it lots of times when my brother is away on business or when the son is at school. She was then pregnant by me i have begged her to abort it but she went ahead with the pregnancy , all my brother knew that he was the father and she had a baby girl who is my carbon copy but people cant see it because they will always says she is looking like me but no one had suspect that she is mine even my brother.

After the baby i could not continue sleeping with her she was angry at me , threatened me that she will send me to prìson but i made my mind no to do it again so after 2 years of supporting her madness i had enough that made me leave the house for goods i went to stay with a friend and i was still in good relationship with my brother even he try to find out what was my reason for leaving the house. Imade up some lies he accepted it.

So he and his wife had 2 more children that makes them four 2 boys and 2 girls but he caught her with another man on their matrimonial bed and he went for DNA for their last child because she is very fair like a mixed race compare to her other siblings who are dark skin and the result come up that he was not the biological father so he divorce her but kept the child because he love the child


After the divorce my brother's life is not the same how it used to be , he is broke and he is a alcoholic and womaniser , i have given him money several times to start business but he still spending the money on women and alcohol. I stop giving him money but i do provide foods and school fees for all 4 children.

My problem is that since i got married my wife had three miscarriages, by 4 months she will loose the pregnancy it really broke her hearts and im in so much pain too but i believed that im being punished for having a child with my ex sister in law and my poor wife is paying for something she never did.

I love her so much and i dont want to loose her . No one else knows about this is only me and ex sister in law who knows about this. I really want to Confess and be free but i dont know how to tell this to my wife and brother . My wife adore my brother's child, they spend holidays in our house and my brother has never question the other 3 DNA because he has a strong believe that they are all his except the youngest girl. My daughter, she is now 10 years .

Please advice me on how to bring this matter to him please no insult i regrets my mistake i sometime wish it was a dream . Sorry for the long post

Oga That's your Problem oh.
Nobody Gives a Fvck!

Naa Forgerrit!
This Bbsharon Set! Kilode

Pierced:
The people's president......we still love you.

But pls......for the sake of innocent Nigerians, and as a lover of democracy that you are.......accept defeat to avert the up coming crisis.

Yh while meanwhile me i still love your Smile

slawomir:
Hahahaha haha
Hahaha
Welcome to a whole new Moda fuckkking next level

Let me sip my beer as we start counting scores

Is about to get interesting
The beginning of the end

Yh we get Your Point buy who the Hell are You laughing at the innocent man/woman who did not Vote either evils but Suffering Still
Your Empty head Should Know that life ain't fair especially after an election Won by the Highest Rigger

#Gone toClean my Bombom

SluttanSlayer:
Oju elegba means eye of the cane and it was coined to reflect the presence of a police station which is still there .

In colonial times , the Nigerian police used to carry only batons when on patrol .

The legba or cane signifies the baton while the eye or oju meant the sit or HQ of the police station .

0balufonlll

IjebuWarrior:
God bless you... Omo Yoruba ni o nitooto! Wa gbayi!

Are all areas in Ikorodu's Ijebu?
Any Awori Parts?

Oroolorun:
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Ikorodu came from Ikoro-dudu which the Ijebu found on the land. History had it that they were told to settled anywhere they found Ikoro-dudu (A black type of a fruit).

Lol My Origins are From Ikorodu

goat22:
Wrong, Ebute Metta means, the third buttocks. Ikeja is named after the Alfin of Ikorodu, when the 5th Iberloron ( now known as oba) of Lagos kissed his buttocks in worship of his lordship over him.

How old are You Sir? Just Give me an Idea

Hahahaha Everybody na Advicer everybody na Expert Lol
Including this Ogbono Soup Headed Boy

Lmao!
Kissing and Rocking

haywire07:
It's plain stupidity when religion interferes with politics.

By bringing politics into Christianity, you will automatically call God a liar.

I remember around 2016 when our pastor started a revival that Buhari must die or resign Na so everybody go dey pray like say heaven wan fall....

Well, I have bad news for my pastor, Buhari didn't only survive, he has also won his second term.

You are Mad!

Eeyah

Can anyone give me an idea of the Amount of Money Atiku haS Spent in this Elections
Shey e Go reach 200M dollars
Pls this information is important

A Large Chunk of People Voted Buhari And Atiku

Surprisingly even buhari won
As Any Tragedy Comes this Country (Cos there will be many )
May it fall on the heads Of All those that Voted or contributed To the Successes Of this Tyrants whether APC, PDP, HIV, OPC etc

Sicknesses, Diseases, Stray bullet, Car Accident, Boko haram, Salary delays, Mistake by Shithole Doctors, Lack of Health care, Armed Robbery, Depression, Suicide, Family Problems, Meningitis, Ebola, The Frustration and Wickedness form your Neighbours as A result of Living in a Sh!thole, Nepa and PHCN palava, Flooding, Unemployment, No Husbands For You Fvckng Bitches Aids, Cancer, boyfriend/girlfriend Fiancé cheat on you, Heartbreak, and Serious Heat! Even your AC cannot control it
In the Mighty name of Allah In Jesus Name, ashe!
Aminu!

PointZerom:
Pls don't forget to write your name and profile in that useless petition.

Ati'aku Frimpong Al-Cameroonian

God punish

IBB OBJ GEJ PMB AND ATIKU .

And May God Bless You Bro Atleast for The Bolded

One Love keep us together

nairafame:
**If you have a brother would you let me Treat him same way you are treating the man in your life? Ladies please think ��"

That's the Key word

Wiziman:
Is not about loving someone, it's about being loyal to the one you love. Love is overrated

Shut the Fuxk Uo I too know Educated Illiterate

Youngbbt:
mine= gladiator (2000)
An old movie my dad made me love this movie back then......one movie that I can never delete from my phone.


what your?

The Life and Times Of Oboy81 he is the Fvcking Frank Grimes of our Climes His Life id Shit!
The biopic Is Emotional i cry every Single time
Imma Go watch it right now sef

My Father Left Me at a Young age he did not take Care of me nobody Scolded Him
The Government Owes me money For Years Now they did not pay me
I have Been Scammed By Close Family members, friends, Neighbours, Biz partners
Hmmn Somethings That are unlikely to be done By White People is what black do brazenly with impunity
Morality and Sense of right and Wrong in Nigeria Is VERY LOW! VERY VERY LOW!
All i know Is this, One day i will be BIG and I MUST CONTINUE THE TRADITION OF WICKEDNESS since Khiaa and The likes See nothing wrong with the way africa and especially Nigerians Behave today In 2019
No more On this Topic, The end.