₦airaland Forum

okiezman:
Agbaje all the way. We believe in agbaje he has proved it for real

Tinubu is a fool

Fashola is a stooge

Pdp all the way

Together we will make the country better

Not those that wanna stabilise oil benchmark themselves..

Your last line reminds me of Idi Amin's idea of printing more currency notes to curb inflation in Uganda. Dumping a shoeless President for a certificateless one will be jumping from frying pan to fire!

Serious gbege for Pa Jay!

If all you typed here is what really transpired between you folks, your guy did not cheat on you. However, I think swearing by his late mother's grave was way too extreme for him to prove his innocence. I can't go that length with someone I love.

Actual wedding photos! That's what we call traditional marriage.

Guidette:
Happy new year!! Been a while.

I think Igbo people are the most tribalistic because of the whole Biafra issue. It doesn't get worse than that.

I wish you the best of the year, dear. I've been busy with work. Maybe, I need to educate you more about my people since you live a far off.

Guidette:
Ibo people are too tribalistic to actually see that the clueless one does and will never care about the east. He does not see them as his brothers even though they worship the ground he steps on. Where is the development he has brought to the East? No 2nd Niger bridge... Even the railway they are praising isn't in the East.
Please open your eyes and remove that block of wood on your eyes. If you can truly say your situation has improved since GEJ came to power, please vote for him. If otherwise, GMB has come to save all of us.
VOTE GMB IN 2015.

I don't think you are right on this. We are not more tribalistic than the rest tribes in Nigeria. GEJ is not an lgbo man. He will fail in Igbo land, especially, Abia State where he failed to perform.

I laugh in Spanish at some of the comments here. I thought Dr. Uchechukwu Ogah was banking on Sab Ejiofor to install him as the next governor of Abia State? He wants to buy our votes with his money the way Orji Kalu did in 1999. He has failed and will fail again. Abians vote is not for sale.

I challenge anyone criticizing Okezie Ikpeazu, Ph.D to expressly attack his person and leave T.A Orji out.
As for the Phantom Abia Youth, Lagos branch, I don't give a damn about them cos they don't have voting power.

harrysterol:
if I get ur num I go save am with bombom

Bro the lady gather 'UKWU' no be small. I think that's her selling point and she knows how to flaunt it.

Linqsz:
After reading people's post and all, I have this to say

In every 12 there must be a Judas and I guess the Judas dominates more when it comes to cultism issues.
They said cultist are lowlifes,dummies,murders,scum bags,etc but I bet you know some people that are not cultist yet they are worse than the xties. stated above.
And I also bet in as much as u will not want to accept it here but know it in your heart that; you know somebody who's a cultist but yet his dressing,academics,way of life,etc is just too good to be true.
To be a cultist no be by force again..
and we all know what we want and want to do to achieve it.


iRep the hood,the streets,the lowlifes with bright future.
iRep d MOVEMENT

iRep MOUAU

Sorry to burst your bubble, Umudike does not have cultists. I'm sure you are a boys scouts member.

akinsadeez:
Out of everything the OP wrote, it is the stomach issue that I relate with the most. The rate at which young women have big stomachs now is really alarming. When you see some of them you would think they are pregnant but its just stomach. I wonder what young ladies pack in their stomach that make dem bulge like that. Is it fat, food, pad, lack of exercise or what You would see a very pretty girl only to see a protruding stomach. Very irritating.

Bros beer is the cause of.the protruding stomach. I was chilling at joint yesterday when 3 girls came in and ordered 3 bottles of star larger beer. One of them has a protuberant tummy that got us wondering if she was preggy.

Mustay:
Dunno, this made me just think of Danbaba Suntai

Funny but true. The guy likes watching planes take off and land, and now dreaming of flying one as a hubby just like Danbaba.

wakacome:
all I see is two insecure married women who are so idle and dumb... ....na wa oo all this celebrities don turn twitter to a social media where they start and end fight...spits on her head*** If you know your marriage is ordained by GOD then why are you still bothered about what bloggers say about your marriage,??she said she is titanium and nobody can break her home then why is she on twitter ranting like a dog on heat?awon attention seeker oshi....who is she?actually she looks like my former dry cleaner.....wetin lola omotayo dey talk sef?is she speaking in tongues??do lola even understand the meaning of bi*tch?she is calling the lady a bi*tch and that one is even happy about it,I do not think both of them even understand what bi*tch means.....na too much of hollywood movies cause am...

Na only you waka come?

coogar:
what else?
she wants to talk about her menopause.

You want someone to have a heartbreak?

PrettyEmy:
And how are we sure you are not the one that sat down to compose this letter just to attract people to comment on your thread...

Please don't doubt the OP. I saw worse letters than this during my days as a teacher in post primary schools. I had a student then who was notorious for writing in a strange language. One couldn't decipher a single word from his answer script. Maybe na juju from his village dey worry am .

exxell:
Who are all these extremely pretty ladies passing? Are they human beings?

Bros they all look alike.

[quote author=divAnnie post=27788185]She only asked for advice. But wateva reason it may have been, does it require violence or physical abuse? #justasking[/quote My dear if a so called girl friend physically abuses my mum, I will not hesitate to downgrade her to a mumu version of biological software.

firstEVA:
we are in a committed relationship

Wait until he marries you first before you can fully enjoy his estate.

ATOB:
Ah eyi ma ga ooo.
I dont even know if its a compliment or not.
Diction means "sound" naaw. You hear me speak ni?
Exude?
Flavour?
Ah I hope im safe sha?
Just kidding.
Im not an engineer though. My brother is and I wish I was one.

Diction can also mean 'choice of words'.

Dorisbest:
If he want to be left alone, so be it. Move on with your life. He is not worth the stress. He is giving u a chance for a better person to come.

U better stop crying before......
I reserve my comment till further notice

Where is the better person? She is having issues with her man and the best advice you can give her is to quit the relationship for a better person. Did you bother to ask her who was at fault? Girls of these days and impatience.

ATOB:
Engineer like how?. Abeg tell me o.

Your diction exudes the flavour of the profession. Don't worry if you ain't one.

ATOB:
Yeah we will talk.
I'd slept off though. A friends call woke me up.

You seem to be a modest girl.
You strike me as an interesting person.
Kindly send me a text now.

You chat like an engineer. Goodluck

SlimBrawnie:
Examination is not the true test of knowledge neither is a Ph.D a yardstick for determining leadership and good governance.

Would you advocate for a stark illiterate to be president since a Ph.D has failed?

Merlissa:
Good Morning my fellow Nairalanders

I have a question to ask. Please I need honest answers

Why do guys ask for NUDE pics when they add a lady up??

What does the nude pic do to you?

Why so adamant about the nude pic?

Answers needed!

I guess they use it for wanking.

rokiatu:
Not enough hi..s did. ..ck should have been cut off.

Make them cut am give you to chop abi? The guy keep face like mkpi!

Dear Vodacom,
My people say them no understand wetin you dey talk. Please talk wetin pesin fit hear if una dey serios. Meanwhile team Y'hellodrome!
Best Regards.
Obyrich.

Na girls like that dey marry president. Ask lady P.

ABONIKI can help!

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suregurl: i lyk my race

What's your race?

marieolae: Pm her already!! Gettin soo tired of NL!!

You are getting tired yet you are on the front page of every thread. You be MTN?