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Literature › Re: I Self-Published A Book! Thank You Nairaland by Occurstaem(m): 12:42pm On Mar 20, 2016*

Awesome. This part got me LOL.

" The sun was scorching and I hoped I wouldn’t have to stand
too long. When a BMW stopped and offered me a lift to where I was heading, I didn’t hesitate to get in. Gospel music was blaring from the car stereo. This one should be a choirmaster or an assistant pastor, I thought to myself when I saw the big Bible and religious pamphlets at the backseat. Luckily for me, he was heading to Victoria Island.

‘What a coincidence!’ I said
excitedly. I just saved myself three thousand bucks for a cab.

The man who gave me a lift introduced himself as Ajayi. After I told him my name, he asked no
more questions as we plied the expressway quietly. Whenever
another road user overtook us in a disorderly manner, he turned to me and said,
‘Just look at that bastard! Look at that bloody idiot! Why is he driving like a
motherfucker?’
I grinned and concluded this one was just a gangster who loved big Bibles and gospel music."
Insha Allah, I must get this book.

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Phones › Re: How To Opt Out Of Unsolicited MTN SMS And Adds Yourself. by Occurstaem(m): 7:28pm On Mar 07, 2016

tmate73:
you can read the link on my profile and join the group or message the guy you see on that photo he will send it to you

thanks

Phones › Re: How To Opt Out Of Unsolicited MTN SMS And Adds Yourself. by Occurstaem(m): 5:22pm On Mar 07, 2016

tmate73:
Mtn remains my best network as long as I keep getting 800GB with 200naira goodbye to all VPN handlers

Be generous. Share pls.

Crime › Re: Punch Launches ‘free Ese’ Campaign:kano Man Steals, Forcefully Marries 14-yr-old by Occurstaem(m): 11:43pm On Feb 28, 2016

Fornication and adultery at its peak. How on earth would you take someone's daughter and marry her without Islamic principles been applied ?
And they say Sharia law is been practised in Kano? I doubt that. That mofo' should have been arrested already, humiliated and flogged.

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Culture › Re: A Thread For The Irrua People Of Esan Central Lga Of Edo State by Occurstaem(m): 5:05pm On Feb 28, 2016

Mendo007:
when u get to Benin city you ask for ring road then when u get to ring road as for vehicles going to ikpoba hill and when u get there u tell d driver u r stoping at ramat park and when you get to ramat park which is still within Benin city u can ask anyone where u can see a vehicle going to Auchi or irrua n dey will direct u to their many parks around ramat park. . u can also call or what sap me on 07017467814

Thanks. I will whatsapp you.

Culture › Re: A Thread For The Irrua People Of Esan Central Lga Of Edo State by Occurstaem(m): 10:41am On Feb 28, 2016

Good morning. I would appreciate it if you could help me with directions to Irrua from Ile-Ife. I await your reply. Thanks and God bless you. cc : Sleeknick , Mendo007

Fashion › Re: 6 Ways You Can Prevent Razor Bumps by Occurstaem(m): 6:50pm On Jan 30, 2016

This is very helpful.Thanks.
mentorandfriend also had created a similar thread, but those mods are busy with Tonto Dike's posts.

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Sports › Re: Abdul Haruna Slumps & Dies During Match by Occurstaem(m): 7:06am On Dec 07, 2015

Inna liilah wa ina ilaehi rohjiun. May Allah forgive him of his sins and make Al Jannah his final abode.

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Islam › Re: The Ideal Muslim Family By Imam Ridwan Jamiu by Occurstaem(m): 3:35pm On Nov 27, 2015

aare07:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/the-ideal-muslim-family/

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Nairaland General › Re: Tribute To Etruth! by Occurstaem(m): 8:24am On Nov 23, 2015

R I P .

Islam › Re: How To Get Rid Of Jinn by Occurstaem(m): 11:50am On Nov 20, 2015

swtbby:
Saalam.

I need help. I'm angry depressed and sad all the time but I try to control it. It all started when I was little. I saw something really scary and since then I have been seeing things that are not normal.

Sleep time is a nightmare. I am being afflicted with one sickness or the other but doctors tell me that there's nothing wrong with me .

Whatever I do always turns out to b a failure. An Imam told me that its jinn aashiq. I say du'as and do all that is recommended but still no any improvement.

What else should I do ?

Do not miss the obligatory salat, ever ; stop listening to music and always be on wuudu (ablution) all the time.
Visit this link to download ruqyah. http://www.quranaudio.info/2011/08/ruqyah-by-sheikh-abdul-rahman-sudais.html?m=1

Play it always. You can use ear piece. Let ayatul kursiy be your chewing gum. Always recite it. ALWAYS.

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Business › Re: Importation Business As Plan 'B'. The Nitty Gritty. by Occurstaem(m): 5:00am On Nov 19, 2015

How can I join you on FB?

Career › Re: 4 Big Career Lessons Managers Can Learn From Mourinho And Chelsea Slump by Occurstaem(m): 2:55pm On Nov 16, 2015

Thanks to Mourinho that made Chelsea a laughing stock.

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Islam › Re: How Can I Stop Sleeping While In The Mosque? by Occurstaem(m): 5:06pm On Nov 13, 2015

Have a nap before going for Jumu'ah. And change your sitting position when dozing off.

Download ruqyah
HERE

Islam › Re: How Can I Stop Sleeping While In The Mosque? by Occurstaem(m): 5:06pm On Nov 13, 2015

Change your position.
Download ruqyah
here

Health › Re: Woman Delivered Of Triplets In Lagos, Dies Few Hours (pictured) by Occurstaem(m): 5:57pm On Nov 07, 2015

I am touched. I wish the kids long life and grow up to be successful in life. My heart is with their father. I wish the government would help him. R I P to their mother.

Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo's Son, Sean Takes After Him As A Footballer, Scores 4 Goals by Occurstaem(m): 7:48pm On Oct 20, 2015

bummyla:
congratulations Son! Magic Johnson take notice! http://www.bummyla.com Apple does not fall far from its tree!

Please, what concern Magic Johnson with football, is he not a basketball player?

Politics › Re: Ministerial Screening: 3 Things Shittu Said Most Nigerians Won't Agree With by Occurstaem(m): 7:24pm On Oct 20, 2015

May Allah bless Barr. Shittu abundantly all the days of his life.
The use of niqab in OAU comes to mind. May Allah be with you Sir.

Politics › Re: Ministerial Screening: 3 Things Shittu Said Most Nigerians Won't Agree With by Occurstaem(m): 7:23pm On Oct 20, 2015

May Allah bless Barr. Shittu abundantly all the days of his life.
The use of niqab in OAU comes to mind. May Allah be with you Sir.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: NL Pictures Album by Occurstaem(m): 10:16am On Oct 17, 2015

Cool pics

Islam › Re: The Virtues And Sunnah's Of Jummah by Occurstaem(m): 1:36pm On Oct 16, 2015

I have just learned something new with what I have know before. Jazak Allah khaeir.

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Culture › Re: Oba Solomon Omisakin Is Dead by Occurstaem(m): 11:32am On Oct 16, 2015*

What a great loss in this crucial time !
R. I. P.

To all you people shouting Abobaku. The killing of Abobaku does not exist anymore. It has been abolished a long time ago.
Even the Abobaku (Saarun Oodua) of Ooni Sijuwade is alive. If he were to be killed, would he still be alive by now? So, please stop saying what you do not know.

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Islam › Re: Happy New Hijri Year 1437 by Occurstaem(m): 1:38pm On Oct 14, 2015

Happy New Year to all the Muslims.
May Allah make us to witness more of it and forgive our dead Muslims and ease the hardships and sufferings of all Muslims around the world.
May Allah destroy and erase all extremists from the face of the earth. AMIIN.

Islam › Re: Contentment: Sign Of A True Believer by Occurstaem(m): 10:27pm On Oct 09, 2015

May Allah reward you abundantly.
If our leaders should listen to this and act upon it, Nigeria would be a better place.

Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of Rainbow Formed On The Sky This Morning by Occurstaem(m): 9:28am On Oct 09, 2015*

It is amazing.

Christianity Etc › Re: How You Can Discover Your Purpose On Earth by Occurstaem(m): 4:55pm On Oct 07, 2015

May God bless you. Someone I know must see this. You have just saved a soul.
More power to your elbow @mentorandfriend .

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Islam › Re: Emir Of Zang, Taraba Among The Dead In Hajj Stampede (Photo) by Occurstaem(m): 4:09pm On Sep 26, 2015

Inna lilahi ina illehi rohjihun

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Islam › Re: Eid: Etiquette And Rulings by Occurstaem(m): 6:18pm On Sep 23, 2015

Eid mubarak to all Muslims.
May Allah make us to witness more of it in good health status and shower His mercy on all dead Muslims. AMIIN
JazakAllah khaeran @ the OP and the people that have contributed to the post.

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Islam › Re: What Are The Recommended Acts In First 10days Of Dhul-hijjah? by Occurstaem(m): 1:47pm On Sep 15, 2015

JazakAllah khaeran

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Politics › Re: Governor Tanko Al Makura's Media Team Have Just Issued A Press Statement by Occurstaem(m): 7:53am On Sep 13, 2015

I would rather kill myself than to commit suicide if I belive this poo from this wicked useless governor and his evil media team.
Instead of them to admit to their wrongdoings, and apologize just like Oshiomhole did during his "go and die" saga, they are busy fabricating lies.
May God reward Al-makura abundantly. A wicked man.

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Politics › Re: Al Makura's Aides Manhandle Lady, Governor Calls Her Prostitute by Occurstaem(m): 7:36am On Sep 13, 2015

May God reward Al-makura abundantly. A wicked useless governor.

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