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Crime / Re: 3 Armed Robbers Caught And Burnt Alive Ibadan(graphics Photos) by Oceanblaze(m): 8:28pm On Jul 20, 2022
Hope say them no waste the roasted meat...there is hunger in the land.food cannot waste
Education / Re: FG, ASUU Can Agree Under Two Weeks—presidency by Oceanblaze(m): 8:25pm On Jul 20, 2022
Thunder....
Politics / Re: Tinubu Promised Us Money, Unknown Bishop by Oceanblaze(m): 8:20pm On Jul 20, 2022
Bishop Anywhere belle face can you lead us in prayer

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Crime / Re: Young Man Racially Profiled And Beaten By Police In USA (Graphic Content) by Oceanblaze(m): 8:17pm On Jul 20, 2022
E still better pass naija olokpa
Travel / Re: Bear Ate Billionaire Couple And Pilot After Their Helicopter Crashed In Russia(P by Oceanblaze(m): 8:10pm On Jul 20, 2022
Later you go con tell me say free food dey purge...iffa nod you
Sports / Re: Mendy, Salah And Mané: Who Deserves The AFCON Player Of The Year Award? by Oceanblaze(m): 2:53pm On Jul 20, 2022
Sunday oliseh
Car Talk / Re: Red Or Green; Which Colour Symbolizes Life? by Oceanblaze(m): 2:49pm On Jul 20, 2022
Black
Romance / Re: Help! My Virgin Girlfriend Wants Me To Disvirgin Her Now by Oceanblaze(m): 2:42pm On Jul 20, 2022
DCmaverick:
Good day guys, without wasting much of ur time i want u guys to advice me on this.
I have a girlfriend and we have been dating for a year nw and she is a virgin,and i also don't want to disvirgin her now until i marry her.
But nw she is Insisting On Me to do it with her{Disvirgin her} nw, which i don't want to until we get Married.

So Guys Please Advice Me On This. cry cry cry

Should I Disvirgin Her Now That She is Asking For it or Should I Wait Until We Get Married??
You seem to be a gbaun
Politics / Re: Many Priests At APC Unveiling Of Shettima As Tinubu's Running Mate (Photos) by Oceanblaze(m): 2:39pm On Jul 20, 2022
Business men
Romance / Re: A Dinner Date With Portable Or 50,000 Naira Cash? by Oceanblaze(m): 12:14pm On Jul 20, 2022
sanesta:
A dinner date with portable or 50,000 naira Cash?
I go even pay money not to see am

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Celebrities / Re: Dele Momodu Visits Obi Cubana's Abuja Mansion by Oceanblaze(m): 8:42pm On Jul 19, 2022
LollySeaSide:
MMM.
Figure out the meaning if you are smart.
Mr mumu man
Celebrities / Re: Dele Momodu Visits Obi Cubana's Abuja Mansion by Oceanblaze(m): 8:41pm On Jul 19, 2022
Holybaddo:
I love that benz
bring 100k collect am

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Celebrities / Re: Dele Momodu Visits Obi Cubana's Abuja Mansion by Oceanblaze(m): 8:40pm On Jul 19, 2022
cybersoldiers:
It pays to be obedient.
This Obedient go soon make some people mental...what is your name...Obidient,even for wetin no concern politics

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Romance / Re: Can Youou Spend Twenty Six Thousand Naira For A Month by Oceanblaze(m): 6:59pm On Jul 19, 2022
Highest 4days
Celebrities / Re: Simi Reacts As Female Fan Rocks Adekunle Gold On Stage In Uganda [Pics] by Oceanblaze(m): 6:49pm On Jul 19, 2022
Entanglement:
say na English your papa pay for you make you go study?
Or na English your mama dey use take communicate with you?

Waste of education Mr monkey man ,go and enroll for adult education.so your dead parents won't regret not aborting you in thier grave
Celebrities / Re: Simi Reacts As Female Fan Rocks Adekunle Gold On Stage In Uganda [Pics] by Oceanblaze(m): 6:16pm On Jul 19, 2022
Entanglement:
I keep wondering how did this man got married to this ugly girl undecided
Mr monkey...are you handsome? Your English sef no straight "how did this man got married" instead of "get married"

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Fashion / Re: Cutting Of Tongue Into 2: Is This Fashion Or Mental Illness? (Graphic Photos) by Oceanblaze(m): 6:14pm On Jul 19, 2022
From the look of things,if person cook this tongue well e go sweet
Family / Re: “65 In A Bikini” 65-year-old Mum Walks The Runway With Her 29-year-old Daughter by Oceanblaze(m): 4:26pm On Jul 19, 2022
With dia strong strong yansh
Health / Re: Borno Records Cases Of Monkeypox In Maiduguri by Oceanblaze(m): 4:23pm On Jul 19, 2022
Only ona Boko Haram ,bandits ,herdmen now monkey pox....e be like na ona kpai Jesus
Romance / Re: Hurry Now! Send Back Curses To Your Enemies By Doing This Simple Exercise. by Oceanblaze(m): 4:22pm On Jul 19, 2022
D1ogba:
Send back curses to your enemies by doing this simple exercise. Hurry Now!


Enemies keep coming back for you just because they know you're weak and don't have anything to back up except your religion which you might not be even strong in it.

They laugh at you when you pray in your religion because they know you know less about the religion you claim to be in. And many of us commit sins every day that keeps us far away from God. E.g Lying, Fornication, Backbiting and lots more. All those little things count. If not for the sympathy of God, many of us must have been gone by now.

I pray God keeps helping us all. Amen/Amin.
As God keeps helping us, we need to help ourselves too. We need to fight, and stand strong and tall to achieve our dreams. Enemies don't sleep and y'all sleeping. Nah!
Wake Up. We have to fight. Don't settle for less. That's what the enemies want. They want you to struggle. Stay wicked. Kill your enemies. David did that in the Bible also. He killed Goliath. He didn't make peace with Goliath or bow to Goliath. In the Quran also, similar scenarios.

Stop preaching peace to your enemies. Stop appearing weak. They don't pity. Go with a war tone. Be a war, Be a fight because they will never stop.

Moving forward, In this post, will be teaching how to send back curses to your enemies. Either they fall sick or die, it shouldn't be your concern because that's what they want for you.

If your hands are not clean and you do this work, it will backfire and you might die or fall sick. If you've done evil to someone before, done evil to kill someone or tie someone's glory down. I pray you even do it so you die also because your kind is not supposed to live and if you don't stop. Mark today, you will die a terrible death soon.

All you need is Alligator Pepper.

Preparation:

1. Get 8 seeds of Alligator Pepper.
So all this plenty things you write na only 8 alligator pepper fit come out of your small brain...many are mad but a few are roaming
Health / Re: Stay Away From Drugs. I Lost A Friend & My Personal Story (How I Almost Died) by Oceanblaze(m): 4:20pm On Jul 19, 2022
Dshocker:


Go for thanks giving in the church.
Na them,ona don come,na ona dey spoil this country

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Family / Re: I'm Back To Nigeria. See What My Uncle Sent To Me by Oceanblaze(m): 4:04pm On Jul 19, 2022
He meant you should use the money to open a laundry shop but you no understand

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Food / Re: Sapa No Be Everybody Mate (pic) by Oceanblaze(m): 3:59pm On Jul 19, 2022
Na main smag be that na
Travel / Re: World's Happiest Countries For 2022 by Oceanblaze(m): 3:57pm On Jul 19, 2022
Nigeria ....only the name sef be like bad news,I'm going to Nigeria...be like say you dey say you wan go fight war
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Called Me A Coward Because Of This. by Oceanblaze(m): 3:55pm On Jul 19, 2022
ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?
People like ona nai them dey beat die for free,you are really a coward... you're a woman dating another another woman...lesbian like you

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Husband In The USA. by Oceanblaze(m): 3:48pm On Jul 19, 2022
Warri no dey carry last
Food / Re: Shaki: What I Saw On The meat(towel) In The Market This Morning(picture) by Oceanblaze(m): 3:47pm On Jul 19, 2022
Chijeep:
Went to the market this morning, was sent by girlfriend's mother because my house is closer to the market. She sent me to help her buy some food stuff including meat that when I pass through her house she will give me the money as I use to take the path on my way to work.

I wanted to ask the meat seller but I thought I might not get a better info as she's the one selling.

So i use style to take the picture so i can ask people when i get home in the evening.
TO MY OWN OBSERVATION, I THINK IT'S WORMS BUT IF IT'S SHOULD BE WORMS THEN THE COW WOULD BE SUFFERING FROM A SICKNESS BEFORE BUTCHERING.
What's your take on this pls?
And should in case of next time can i buy such if I needed to buy intestines.

THANKS
You are a lesbian

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