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So we should be proud or give him award for eating?

The church rather took so much from me then. Money, time, dedication, commitement, loyalty etc.

NwaAmaikpe:




Ironically, the church benefitted more from me.
The tithes and offerings I've given in my life are enough to float a Microfinance Bank but I am wiser now.

I've also had sleepless nights trying to bring laughter to the faces of atleast three of my pastor's wives.
Successfully planted 3 church branches and watered it at the expense of my personal relationships.

But I won't say it is completely a parasitic relationship because I have also benefitted from the church in the oddest of ways.

Most of the ladies that ended up on my mattress were gotten off the church.
(I'm sure that was his way of rewarding me for being committed to the vineyard.)

Now my church has given me this membership card that I'm told is a green card to heaven.

savage...
That card is to hell.

Everyday for the thief, one day is for the owner's ceiling.

nepapole:
What manner of Phuckery is this? But that tin fit be palmwine sef.

lol... Endtime girlfriend

thesicilian:
A moment of silence for the boyfriend's destiny.

Lol....
Destiny in a bottle. It is finish.

You need deliverance. Locate the nearest MFM church and go for deliverance

hahn:
This can happen in Nigeria too

Lolz, in how many years time can this happen?

Cc Nigeria police

Just speechless

Mutemenot:
They have won bbnaija award of the year

The award is never worth the Loss

Just speechless

Deepfeel:
Ilamina ilamina is that so thanks for the good wishes I wish you the same honey,

But hmm I can't be trusted completely you know, especially with Apple's

Lolz....
Ilamina, please don't give him apples, give him oranges

Betrayals

Hmmmm

internationalman:
Who her village people say will not get married in this life even if her boyfriend sells rings for a living she still wouldn't get one from him.....

You think you are doing him you are doing yourself..

Catching fish isn't the problem but to see a Nigerian male ready to go fishing is an uphill battle.

Eternal singleness waiting to embrace her like!

Lmao....
She's crying out now because singleness is already hugging her.

Some witchcraft are self-impose

Hmmmm

500k for a worthless friendship.

Hmmmm

Chai...
Wickedness everywhere

Bros, leave her and let her be.
If she's meant for you, she'll be back. But if her mind is made up, nothing will bring her back.
Btw, you need to focus on your study.
Your english needs to improve.

inoki247:
ehn ehn aw much b Waec Scratch Card

No result to even check.

Na wa oh

Bede2u:
benue people are funny sha i thought u guys are northerners

Lolz

Good

tsdarkside:
shvt the fvck up....!!
of what use are you when you end up dead....!?
sharrap....!!

Sir, a dead sowore is still better and more useful than a living you.

If these are the demands, then nothing will stop the protest cos the Nigeria Govt that we have will not even meet one-tenth of those demands.

Lolz... I'll rather be in poverty than be like bobrisky.

muykem:
He has successfully destroyed up to 10 projects of his predecessor. Based on this statistic by the time he will spend 4 years, the prophecy of Jesus christ will come to pass that there will be no stone left rest on the other. The ground will be level.

chai!
chai!!
chai!!
There is God ooo.

dlondonbadboy:
Watch APCharam type nonsense..

The police ought to know we are fighting for them too..Police would join in the revolution.

yes ooo. A better Nigeria will be for everybody and not the protesters.
Btw, that's an uppercut to APCHaram.