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Celebrities / Re: Wendy Shay: 'The Rotten Black Buttocks Is Photoshopped' by OCHOdee(f): 12:20am On Nov 08, 2018
HardMirror:
Mm mm...wish you all the best in life.


Wish you came. God bless
Celebrities / Re: Wendy Shay: 'The Rotten Black Buttocks Is Photoshopped' by OCHOdee(f): 9:16pm On Nov 07, 2018
HardMirror:
pardon me,... are you married? You are so beautiful.


Mm mm...thank u and no I'm not married
Celebrities / Re: Wendy Shay: 'The Rotten Black Buttocks Is Photoshopped' by OCHOdee(f): 10:47am On Oct 06, 2018
Tamarapetty:
Nobody asked u for the epistle, asif u didn't show us your butt now, we wouldn't have known twas rotten and black

God bless you. Dunno why they always choose very short dresses to perform on stage
Travel / Re: Soldier Who Escaped Attack On Her Wedding Day Killed In Fatal Accident. Photos by OCHOdee(f): 10:44pm On Jun 17, 2018
Ohhhhh cry this reminds me of that movie- FINAL DESTINATION


REST IN PEACE, SOLDIER
Romance / Re: Man Blames His Fiancee After She Caught Him Cheating, See His Reason (pics by OCHOdee(f): 8:48am On Jun 15, 2018
I said this before and would say it again...

A person cheating is not a reflection of how unfulfilling you are, it's a reflection of how undisciplined they are.
For anyone who has felt broken by infidelity in the past, or is struggling with it in the present, or is worried about being cheated on in the future,...understand that the idea of "TOO GOOD TO BE CHEATED ON" is a myth.

People will do what they want to do despite having a perfect partner because they're battling issues that weren't yours to fix.

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Religion / Re: Lord's Chosen Member Catches Owl In Church In Enugu State. Photos by OCHOdee(f): 10:00pm On Jun 14, 2018
Sheuns:
shocked

Not surprised it's them. I still dey wait the day una go catch an evil Lion or demon alive. Maybe then you can be taken serious. Just suffering a poor bird.

My thoughts too...
Oh my God! This is one beautiful specie in the "family" of Owls cry cry cry

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Physical Features Can't You Stand In Women? by OCHOdee(f): 8:45am On Jun 13, 2018
handsomeguy4kyf:
excessive body odour
heavy makeup.
yam leg.
rotten teeth
wide nose.
and if she pierce her ears more than once.
mouth odour
unhygienic
smelling hair.
smelling pussy.
unshaved armpits.
fat lady, i mean fatso excessive like elephant.
and lastly if she bleach .
rotten knuckles,
long front teeth like vampire,

a very short lady
a lady with beards
a lady with legs that looks like chicken
(tolotolo)
a lady with manly voice.
A lady with round face. etc



My GOD!!! Guy, you are soooo evviiillllll grin grin grin grin
Sports / Re: World Cup: Inmates To Watch Matches In Enugu Prisons – Controller by OCHOdee(f): 8:53am On Jun 12, 2018
siraj1402:
Nice one
Mary was single at 31 and she kept shouting on Facebook that marriage is not important for a lady and that those who are married are in bondage. At 34 she is now married and she is posting pictures of her and her hubby on daily basis. She keeps telling us her life revolves around her husband.
Jane asked her friend Julie whether it was financially okay for her to marry a banker. Julie said it was financial suicide because a banker earning 200k cannot afford you a decent life in Lagos. Jane listened to her and said no to the proposal from Ken. Two years after Julie married a secondary school teacher earning 70k. She earns far more than her husband and nobody is hearing about it.
Matilda was ranting on Facebook that she does not contribute money to run the home. She insisted it is the sole duty of the man. Many people liked her status update. Many who read her update prepared for showdowns with their husbands. Little did they know that Matilda's husband has been out of job for 10 months and she is the one feeding the family.
Don't let anyone control the narratives for you. Many people's opinions tend to hide their hurts. They will tell you what sounds like Waaoo but go behind to do the sensible thing. Your home will crash and they will still be in marriage and you will be wondering why. Control the narratives. The happiness of your home is more important than any Waoo idea you want to get from social media. Please stoop to conquer.

God bless you
Religion / Re: Which Bible Character Will You Want To Spend A Day With by OCHOdee(f): 11:20am On Apr 15, 2018
DORCAS!
Politics / Re: Edward Onoja And His Wife In Car Accident by OCHOdee(f): 9:27am On Apr 07, 2018
SalamRushdie:
Igala people have finally locked on their local laser on Bello and his side kick Onoja

I swear! Me sef done dey fear my people oo shocked

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Politics / Re: " 7 Things Buhari Does Not Know" - Reno Omokri by OCHOdee(f): 5:26am On Mar 14, 2018
yomibelle:
dis pic gat me wondering

Should we tell them? grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Ahmed Gumi Condemns The Wedding Of Fatima Ganduje And Abolaji Ajimobi by OCHOdee(f): 12:47pm On Mar 12, 2018
Daviddson:
There are hypocrites in every religion, but Islam seem to have a greater percentage. The same Northern governors who are quick to shout 'sharia' are the ones who have been doing English-style wedding while they continue to use same sharia to appeal to the emotions of the masses. Even Buhari's daughter did similar wedding last year.

God bless you sir. I wonder who made him "Allah"s General overseer... If not for the love of Christ eh, some people would have gone extinct by now...

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Food / Re: JAMAL'S Special Abuja: This Small Joint Probably Sells The Best Shawarma by OCHOdee(f): 6:38pm On Mar 10, 2018
Yeahhhhh!!!! Jjjjaaammmmmaaaaallllllssssss anytime kiss kiss kiss kiss
Pets / Re: Petlanders .... Say Hello To My New Puppy.. Pet Dog... by OCHOdee(f): 11:42pm On Feb 25, 2018
kwessiStewie2:
Can get one for you if you don't mind

I'll be glad to get one from you. Thanks smiley
Pets / Re: Petlanders .... Say Hello To My New Puppy.. Pet Dog... by OCHOdee(f): 7:08pm On Feb 25, 2018
ishiamu:
Lalasticlala see her pics


Awwww i want! I want! She's really cute cheesy cheesy cheesy
Education / Re: The Letter A School Principal In Singapore Sent To Parents Just Before An Exam by OCHOdee(f): 9:17am On Feb 24, 2018
OceanmorganTrix:
undecided



OUR NIGERIA PARENT BE LIKE;
THOSE THAT ARE CARRYING FIRST IN YOUR CLASS, DO THEY HAVE TWO HEAD


Question: does Dangote and Otedola have two heads?
grin God bless our parents

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Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander Working With Omotola Jalade by OCHOdee(f): 10:31pm On Jan 19, 2018
Fine people kiss kiss
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jerusalem: ''to Know Who The 45th US President Is, Read Isaiah 45'' - FFK by OCHOdee(f): 10:50pm On Dec 07, 2017
AntiWailer:


What purpose ?

Is God's purpose that America recognize Jerusalem as Capital of Modern Israel ?

Common !

The world is a stage, we all are here to fulfill our purpose and God is in charge. Now, whether we like it or not, God is in charge of our affairs on this earth
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jerusalem: ''to Know Who The 45th US President Is, Read Isaiah 45'' - FFK by OCHOdee(f): 10:09pm On Dec 07, 2017
Samanza89:
Believe it or hate it.... Trump is radical, accepted!... Trump doesn't worth being a US president, accepted!... But still believe it or not, God brought in Trump to correct the anticipated ills of Obama's administration and probably Hilary Clinton's if she had won, thank God she didn't win... Obama supported LGBT, Lesbians,Gay,Bisexual and Transgender, and Clinton followed suit. I wonder what the world would have become by now if Trump didn't come in to stop that nonsense...

And just yesterday or was it today? Australia announced that they are in support of LGBT undecided undecided
I know that we're are all sinners and I pray that we all make it to heaven at the sound of the Trumpet because this world is getting more evil and dirty by the day embarassed

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Jerusalem: ''to Know Who The 45th US President Is, Read Isaiah 45'' - FFK by OCHOdee(f): 10:04pm On Dec 07, 2017
AntiWailer:
Lol.

This guy's madness is real.

Isaiah for a man who bragged about grabbing a woman by her pusssy

My dear, it is really funny o but remember that God can use anyone to fulfill HIS purpose on this earth...
Celebrities / Re: Mairama Indimi And Mustafa Masango Pre-Wedding Photos by OCHOdee(f): 5:38pm On Dec 07, 2017
Children of billionaires cheesy cheesy the guy from Zimbabwe and the lady from Nigeria. Cute babies alert!

Very cute. God bless their union kiss kiss



But when I get money eh...just imagine cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Full Text Of Trumps Speech Recognizing Jerusalem As Israel's Capital (Video, Pic by OCHOdee(f): 11:49am On Dec 07, 2017
bedspread:
GOD BLESS THE STATE OF ISREAL
GOD BLESS JERUSALEM (THE CITY OF DAVID)
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
GOD BLESS THE USA....

TRUMP IS JUST A TOOL IN THE HANDS OF GOD AND HE IS DOING EXACTLY WHY GOD PUT HIM DER...

Iran, Turkey, press tv and all others crying foul of Brimestone and Fire are Just toothless bull dogs...
WHAT GOD HAS SAID CANNOT BE CHANGED....
EVEN IF THE WHOLE WORLD GANG UP AGAINST ISREAL, ITS A FUTILE EFFORT...
If the ranters go beyond their capacity, The Almighty will Deal with Them... Ask Pharoah of Egypt..

JERUSALEM IS THE CAPITAL OF ISREAL...NO FORCE CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT..


I am so glad that the Prophecy has been fulfilled... Hallelujah

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Just Caught This Idiot (Hedgehog) On My Way Home (Photos) by OCHOdee(f): 11:35am On Dec 07, 2017
Please, just send it to me. I love to keep it as a pet smiley its amazing to see such a unique creature.. Our God is wonderful
Celebrities / Re: Mtn Presents Jackie Appiah A Cake On Her 34th Birthday (Photos) by OCHOdee(f): 12:05pm On Dec 06, 2017
This woman reminds me of me cheesy cheesy grin

HAPPY BIRTHDAY kiss
Travel / Re: Fuel Queues Continue In Abuja Despite Nnpc’s Denial Of Fuel Price Increase by OCHOdee(f): 10:52am On Dec 06, 2017
chloedogie:
Shoprite Abuja, airport road was opened last week. Myself and three of my colleagues decided to go there for shopping. The management were waiting for the FCT minster to declare open the store and the minister was delaying. There was almost a stampede as people were trying to rush in and so. A senior police officer made a statement i countered. He said ''You Nigerians are just the problem but when you leave the shores of this country, you behave yourself''. I think he was just right.

I drove from my office at central area to lugbe and passed through almost 6 filling stations yesterday. They were all selling. But there is just this panic buy everywhere. I still don't know why we put ourselves inside problems. IPMAN said they might increase pump price, NNPC debunked the news. We should all just keep going through our activities jeje. Even if you buy 200 litres now, you will still finish it. As for me whenever my fuel drops to the last stick level, I park my car and start taking public transport.

My resolution is simple at this age. I won't do any stupid queuing up again in my life. Life is easy.

The truth is fuel pump price still stands at 145. Nigerians are the ones buying out of panic. NNPC fixes pump price not IPMAN. so if IPMAN has issues they should go and resolve it. So far NNPC says no wahala. I also think the federal govt needs to give licences to many more marketers so that these few that formed a cabal already won't be holding 180 million Nigerian to ransom eveyrtime. They are so used to the days of making almost 500% profit. They still make their profits but want more. Greed is all I see. Give about 1000 more individuals licences to import and trade and stop the monopoly enjoyed by these few marketers. VERY SIMPLE AND EASY

You have spoken well. Even here in gwagwalada, petrol stations are selling without stress.. Nigerians should take life easy!
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Blasts Atiku, Says “It’s Not By Force To Serve Nigerians” by OCHOdee(f): 2:51pm On Dec 05, 2017
My only wish is that our youth should come out to vote for the youngest presidential candidate in 2019. Let's all over look the parties. Just vote a young blood and we can continue from there.

If not we all sit at home and let the old f**ls rig the elections again sad
Romance / Re: I Found Her In Youth Service by OCHOdee(f): 6:53pm On Dec 03, 2017
[quote author=alexistaiwo post=62938571]
Some people will always try to compensate for their wretched life by taking out their frustration on others.

Why an?
Romance / Re: Mechanic Takes Fiancee To His Workshop For Their Pre-wedding Shoot In Onitsha by OCHOdee(f): 12:14pm On Dec 01, 2017
Walai i already saved the picture on my phone cheesy cheesy

The best pre-wedding pix of the year kiss kiss kiss kiss

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Celebrities / Re: My Name Is Kunle Remi And Not Adesua Etomi's Ex Boyfriend - Actor Breaks Silence by OCHOdee(f): 10:19am On Nov 30, 2017
Awww so this is Kunle remi? I just searched for information on him. He's hard working and cute too... kiss
Now can everyone move on!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Shares Screenshot Of The DM She's Getting From A Married Man by OCHOdee(f): 3:14pm On Nov 27, 2017
tobdee:
Foolish he-goat... Why marry in the first place if you can't keep your third leg. Some men are just a disgrace to manhood.

Walahi! Its really annoying sad sad I just block them ASAP once they get to my DM..
Nobody holy pass but flirting with a married man is the last thing I'll ever do
#givesinglesachance cheesy

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Romance / Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by OCHOdee(f): 9:18am On Nov 26, 2017
So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.[/quote]

You will live long
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Nurses Banky W After His Cancer Surgery by OCHOdee(f): 9:31am On Nov 10, 2017
Henryyy:

Seriously you girls need to watch it. Men don't wear makeup and we look better than 90% of you yet that one is calling someone ugly. Not a fan but the dude isn't even ugly thats why I'm angry. I'm sure he looks better than her under all that makeup.
The Guy's cute though...I had a one on one chat with him last year smiley cool dude

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