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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:08pm On Nov 05, 2014
WORLDPEACE:
on his psychoanalysis of JJ he was on point. The guy is that see-through.
LOL.. I pitied JJ. If Biggie allow the HMs to listen to that DS, fight go erupt this afternoon. gringrin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:05pm On Nov 05, 2014
Forwetinnah:
Ayam tellzing you!!
That nigga dealt with JJ too. Lmao!! I wish I could post all his DS, word by word. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:03pm On Nov 05, 2014
Forwetinnah:
He also said Tayo puts people down to make himself feel good/look better, and I was like *really*??
Lol. I didn't get that one, but I got the one he said he makes people take the fall for his jokes or what he says, and I understand. See, like Tayo said, he says jokes and his mind, sometimes he doesn't mean to irk people, but the HMs misunderstands him. He said he can't be himself around the HMs because they are too emotional and playing safe. No fun whatsoever and he can't pretend, that's why he misses his friends King Kong that he do jab with. So I don't blame Premithias for seeing it that way, not everyone will understand how Nigerians dey like yab each other. Over here, na yabbing them dey take raise us up. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:54pm On Nov 05, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA:
K. Just because it's you. Why her though? Is it the @ss?
Lol.. Nah, because she's my good friend. I'm more of bóobs guy than an áss guy. lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:51pm On Nov 05, 2014
Forwetinnah:
Dude finished Samantha joor...that babe is as fake as they come
I'm glad you watched it. I swear, that's the best DS ever. Permithias is smart, forget his accent. I was left in awe as he dissected Samantha. Chei!!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:49pm On Nov 05, 2014
prettymwiks:
Did you see Huddah huh
Anyway, Karibu Kenya see for yourself. I will host you cheesy
Yeah I remember her, never liked her for one second. If you'll host me, then I'm booking my flight to Kenya fast. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:45pm On Nov 05, 2014
LaBelleMafiaZA, still vote for her, pretty please.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:42pm On Nov 05, 2014
dynamitee:
permithius diary session... He is analysing every hm. I can't even paste everything here, everyone is either using comedy to hide their deviousness(eg idris), or using other people s weaknesses to make themselves feel superior (eg 265 and Tayo) or being a strategist/smooth operator/smoothed planter (eg macky and Ella and sammy) or being insecure and untrue to themselves and scared to leave their comfort zones (eg mam bee and frankie)

Dude thinks he has everyone figured out ooo. Delusional tjo
Nah, I beg to differ. Permithias was bang on point 90% of his speech. Best DS for me so far!!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:39pm On Nov 05, 2014
So the diary sessions were super boring, I changed the station, later tuned back and that's when I saw Premedidated murder's DS; and TBH, his DS is the best DS I've ever watched since The Chase so far. He said so many things, and being an eloquent fast talker, I couldn't jot them down. But I was able to get some few things he said about the HMs he'd profiled and I love his profiling of the HMs. I like this nigga, FOR NOW.

Some excerpts (from the top of my head)....

Tayo - he's a loudmouth and knows how to use people to play his game. He likes people to take the fall for what he says. But he says his mind and sometimes the HMs misunderstands him. He's a strong character and not someone to underestimate. (Said some positive things about Tayo that I forgot)

Macky2 - He's a cool guy, but when he's in his zone, he talks and flows freely. (He said a lot of POSITIVE things about him that I forgot).

265 - has low self-esteem. Uses people to play his game, he's not strong willed and always look for someone to speak his mind.

JJ - lies to himself and he's always lonely. Lies a lot so people don't like associating with him. He lies and says he doesn't need people or love, but that's the opposite. He fails to realise that his actions shows he needs love and friends.

Butterphly - she knows she's confident. That he likes her. She's calm and blah blah (he said many positive thing about her).


Samantha - master manipulator. Very sneaky. That she's an unsuspected criminal. Plants evil seeds here and there and watch people crumble. That Sammy uses the ripple effect, Like she drops stone in the water, stands back and allow it ripple. That she always sits back and watches things/arguments and after everything, she tries to talk to each party, and get in their good books with evil intentions. That he doesn't trust her.

Mam bea - acts all holy but she's not holy as she seems. Acts cooly but she's sinister. She's not really who she's potraying in the house, she has a bad side she's hiding it. That she likes to act like a good mother not cos she cares, but cos she wants to look holy in all HMs' eyes.

Frankie - he has fear of being open to new things and likes being in his zone. He doesn't like going outside his zone cos people will shot him down. But he flows well with him cos he understands him

Trez - he's desperate for showtime. He's always desperate to make his point and if you can make him feel uncomfortable, you have him where you want him.

He then talks about himself.. Said he's now matured and he's grown emotionally and he's coming strong in the next few days.Blah blah blah.. He then reads a lovely poem for Biggie which I love.

Forget his fake accents, Promiscious wowed me this afternoon. I've got my eyes on him.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Elimination Round 2 by ochon:
I vote for

Vivly
Martha K
Jennimma
Annypie
Omolola1
AngelAmina
Nabsprada
Africanapple
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:23am On Nov 05, 2014
Ksslib:
Na wetin too much season film dey cause be this. The first time I watched SUITS, I was inspired. If not for Gods intervention, i for sue my Mama for nothing.

Osun, its like you back in school for some time now.
LOL. I'm yet to watch Suits, have heard a lot about it.

Yes o, came here to tidy up some few "loopholes." wink
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:22am On Nov 05, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA:
Dude, forget that! Are you voting for "Miss Nairaland"? Someone just shared the thread. I took a looky, not bad. Even though a few have diastema & jaundiced eyes but they're quite pweety. I like the Rozzay female, she's the only one with s3x appeal to me.

The few other contestants though...
LOL@Jaundiced eyes. You are too blunt. grin

Yeah, I'm voting, have voted yesterday, will still vote today. For today, you can vote a maximum of 8 ladies. Also vote "VIVLY" when you wanna vote. wink
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:03am On Nov 05, 2014
Ksslib:
Sofri. Abeg I no follow. He said he ll sue for ***abeg how he take speak that english sef** ?

## hyena laugh##
LMAO!! He said he sue us and take down NL like Linda Ikeji's blog. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:00am On Nov 05, 2014
safarigirl:
yeah, found a pic of the bae. She's almost as dark as Tayo.
Almost as dark as Tayo? E be like say one of them played "away" match. lipsrsealedgrin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:56am On Nov 05, 2014
Ksslib:
So you had to add waxwhatever so osun grin wouldn't get jealous. wink
LOL.. That Mellishant guerilla murdered my moniker. LMAO @Osun. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:54am On Nov 05, 2014
prettymwiks:
Looooong story. But they say the world is a village nowadays. Some of my friends here are Nigerian too
Hmmmm..nice..

Next question.. Are Kenyan women endowed like Annabóobs? I'm thinking of settling down in few weeks time and it might be with a Kenyan woman. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:52am On Nov 05, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA:
Sometimes it's much more fun to spectate. Vo.yeur is what I is grin

The filters here. Damn! Reminds me of one of the other forums I frequent where COCKy gets censored to CHICKENey. LOL!
The filters are annoying, like we are kiddos..
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:12am On Nov 05, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA:
I wanted to be at the ring side ALONE grin

Hope you give me credit for silently lifting my pom poms, cheering at your hot boo thang, Ochon cheesy
LOL, you'd just have joined in the fight. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:30am On Nov 05, 2014
tunbebes:
My barrister u over follow. I go modify now. Gd am. Hwz ur night?
Good morning to you too. Do have a wonderful day. smiley
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:28am On Nov 05, 2014
prettymwiks:
Yes thats true, though im Kenyan
Wow!! For real? shockedshocked

Question and answer segment..

How did you come about NL?
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:41pm On Nov 04, 2014
Forwetinnah:
Why you dey faint. .athink na una dey yab Naija babes, oya now...behold your lipstick stained teeth beaaury queen grin
Me ke? I don't yab Naija ladies o. I love my Niaja ladies, ask prettymwiks. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:21pm On Nov 04, 2014
forkadict:
ROTFLMAO grin grin

Bobz, jail no easy.

It really pays to be a law abiding citizen of the land. grin
LOL. I've been banned only once with this moniker, and trust me, it was not easy. I felt like my powers have been stripped from me. gringrin

The fear of ban, is the beginning of NL wisdom. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:17pm On Nov 04, 2014
YACAA:
After being away from his family for four weeks, the father of one said on Sunday night, he “was the happiest man in this world when I was evicted because I came home and I saw that if I had stayed a week more in that house my family would have been messed up, my wife would have been broken because she couldn’t stand what she was seeing although what she was seeing was not exactly what it was I had to come out a save my marriage.”
And Kaycee never thought his wife will feel hurt with all the lovey-dovey with Ellah? I don't know how this nigga thinks. I also blame his wife for convincing him to audition knowing fully well the exploits of Richard. I'm glad he left so his marriage would be saved.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:03pm On Nov 04, 2014
dre11:
U dey mind the guy

He was one that made me opt out of Melvin page because of his abuse and curse
Like say person no get baba and mama

And he is here saying he enjoys what.. ......
If not for ban, I repeat, if not for ban, that thing for hear am this night. But make I comport myself to avoid jail term like Njokusboy and Forkadict. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:59pm On Nov 04, 2014
tunbebes:
Kai! Ochon! Wetin dey happen now bro? Pls,calm down. Biko. Bone abeg.I'm not happy o! U guyz make me laugh everyday but I don't like e-fight. It doesn't worth it nah..cos of bba. Pls,calm down.
gringringrin I'm calm my Tunbebes. This is all fun. You know, just like breàst cancer, early detection is the key to preventing it. If we don't extinguish this vermin early, IT will become cancerous and kill this pretty thread. I'm just uploading pics, I won't fight again. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:38pm On Nov 04, 2014
decanta:
The dude just unfolded a very hard puzzle.....smh fool am even more Nigerian than you are.....you are probably a yourba dude,and you are very tough behind the keyboard ,typing away like a drug induced teenage hooker,am warning you again leave my name out of these posts......when the right time comes I will vote tayo( I love the dude)but for now am voting Ella.....if you guys are so worried about it,why don't you vote aggressively for trezegah or Frankie,can one person defeat 175 million people ......I've overstayed here,I ration out time for fools too and I make sure am not too generous with it.
And as for you whinnyninny......reason with your head
and not your imaginations ......I insulted Melvin because he said he was friends and I didn't do the same to dillish who did the same, even a child still breastfeeding will come up with a better conclusion....not everything revolves around mellish and Melvin is not even that great a catch.....so is there any reason a dillish fan would still want that relationship? Lick your wounds and concentrate on hotshots and help Tayo win, my vote for Ella won't affect tayo in anyway or form.....even a bunch of old women don't complain this much.
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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:09pm On Nov 04, 2014
*presses the ignore button henceforth*
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:06pm On Nov 04, 2014
decanta:
That's one problem I have with Nigerians ,they don't
understand civility till everything turns into fight and
violence
......this time you spent on digging out something
that happened as far back as 2013 will best be used to
strategize for tayo or update the page.
As for you ninnynanny you are basically the most
silly,bitter ,hateful resentful I've ever come
across..........don't go and make something out of your
pathetic existence ,keep hating a girl who will never know an
irrelevant piece of poo like you exists....useless hopeless
shapeless pathetic .
Now as for you osun or whatever you call your silly old
jobless self, say whatever you wish but pls don't quote my
name again ,am really warning you. A warning should be
enough for even dullards like you.
@ first embolden, you will make a poor actor. You can't even mask your stupidity, you fakeass dumb Nigerian wannabee. I know you desperately wanna belong, but newsflash, dumbo, Nigerians ain't dumb like you.


@second embolden.. Oh shìt. I'm scared. I'm quaking in my boots. Voltron the defender of the idíots is warning me. He's out to maim me. Someone helppppp me!! sadsad I need help, a unicellular-brained simpleton with a stùpidity gene is threatening me. Mtcheeeww. Go jump into River Zambezi and save the world of your pathetic existence!!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:54pm On Nov 04, 2014
I can't believe an old man will join NL and his first ever post will be to jump on my post and spew the dumbest epistle which when measured on the Intelligent scale, will yield a quotient of -100 ^10. *spits*
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:43pm On Nov 04, 2014
ninnyanny:
he is oooooooh....
You, Spade and fellow threadmates should do me a simple favour and ignore that THING, lest he derails this thread with his cyber madness.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:40pm On Nov 04, 2014
decanta:
[s]Am an avid reader here and I don't apprecite my name being quoted and insulted...first of all I was never a mellish fan,I was just a dillish fan ....whichI had every right of being cos some people watch the show strictly for entertainment purposes and not to get their country rep to win.... No one should blame me because the thing you guys planned for maria and Melvin did not take off and yes I joined in insulting maria......which I later got her number from her manager peter and apologised to her privately.....that case is over and done with.....and before you guys start wondering why I joined in insulting maria when I claim am not a mellish fan...it was because of the nasty thing two people in this thread reincarnated and ninnynanny always spilled about dillish that was why I retaliated in such a childish way.
Now coming to the topic of Ellah,she is my favorite among those nominated this week and am voting her regardless......everyone is free to vote whoever they wish ,I can't force you and please don't force me.
The next time my name is quoted on this page and insulted I will personally report this page for slander and libel
Let us all enjoy this page without acting like kids ....I believe everyone here is an adult
And PS :am a man or boy,I don't give a damn who dillish is dating.....my business with her ended the day she won the money, every other thing was me catching fun at the expense of overtly emotional people who think they know more than they actually do.
Spade I have a lot of respect for you,I enjoy your update pls let's keep it that way.
Ifeanyi ojukwu.[/s]
Absolute bullshít!! Now take your school girl fantasies and rants elsewhere!!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:09pm On Nov 04, 2014
spade:
Guys, does any of you remember that accursed Mellish supporter by the name, "Ojukwu Ifeanyi"?
The animal is back again; and this time, she's busy trying to convince Nigerians into voting en masse for Ellah...
What sort of bulllshit is this?
That dímwit might not be a Nigerian.

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