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Got this as a Broadcast Message on my BBM and I find it quite funny and applicable to what I read online everyday UK PAGE.... Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from Uk, i love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him... But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do? COMMENTS: *James silva: I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication. *Sarah water: Oh my dear,sorry about that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married. *Michael paper: well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin.. NAIJA PAGE ! My name is Aminat, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! No insults oO COMMENTS: *Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food? *Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to womanhood.. shame on u, *Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike? *Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for me too, call my no 0708312455 *Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii *Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger(pin mouth) *Amaka Achebe : Ur a prostitute, u need deliverance ! TRUE OR FALSE?? |
Younger ladies cos they're easy to phuck! |
Potential Nigeria in France 98 Achievement Nigeria in USA 94 Useless Biafra ***loading...*** |
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How could Lamido say all these about the president, small time now he will be arrested and they'll shift their focus away from ASUU just like Oduah's magic car..and me I'll be phucking my gf as I no get work nd maga no gree pay,another small time she'll get belle, kinkini time I'll become a daddy and my son will be an asuufecto and na so poverty go dey grow...mtchewwww. Abeg who get 30naira change mek I take buy condom |
This woman should be the S.I unit for sexy..not all this nairaland girls showing their small black yansh in jeans,call it booty butt chic ![]() |
WTF |
Nobody is talking about Part-Time.. PLS WHEN IS ELECT/ELECT ND list for Part-Time COMING OUT ? PLease |
Please, is this how pharmacists are fed peanuts all over Nigeria I don't want to graduate and be in such position o FG abeg |
mrlaw93: re u also in it... lets hope it is delayed for gudPls pass ur number bro..let's kip ourselves updated on forthcoming developments |
jomarick: we're together in it bro!Please give me ur number so we can always share ideas nd be updated..I want to be sure of this |
Somebody pls tell me why admission list for Electrical Engineering ND Part time has not been released ![]() |
Marthakings: gist me abt d burial arrangement.Smh |
***now playing*** maga don pay shout halleluyah oh oh oh |
Buzzmozzeii@gmal.com |
Amaaskia: Coool!Lol..dis girl is a complete fool,as in ntn left out..just because I had d pic of ma gf on ma dp she thinks I'm a sissy..like you expected me be licking ur own dirty asz like dat mofo right Ode omo |
sparkle Red: Congrat ..tapping 4rm d blessing..only if ASUU will ansa person shebi next yr na i will be graduating, i already planned it ooh @ age 20 i should be leaving uniben oohSee who's claiming 19 nw..with ur face wey be like ma grandma own..uniben boys don fff.k shege comot for her body..smh Congrats OP..you're so cute |
Making her proud at 38 and no kids abi.. ![]() |
Onomatopoeia |
See pesin name sef, keisuke..sounds like d name the naruto freaks in my school always mention |
Ok I like..can u now tell phcn to bring back the light my ba3 is running down |
Same goes for wizkid also..after his first album..he's number of release can make 3 full albums. I think they're trying to be consistent though,they know they're not like 2face or psquare who releases an album every 2yrs. Let them leave a little space,another act will fill it up |
U go wait taya |
Yes..google,nairaland and facebook for me |
Now we all know gay no dey show for face nor appearance |
Chidinma's sofa looks so 1980 |
Ok I used to knw dis guy for his brilliant posts. Hbd |
chistar01: @ocutegan, the songs I quote in the story are just intended to add a little flavour to the story, I can't recall the exact songs I was listening to at each given time, so I try to blend my blunt knowledge of songs I know into the story and if you have noticed, most time I quote the lyrics of a particular song it matches with the present situation. As for the exact time settings of the story,let's just say it all happened between 2011-unknown.If am to publish the story, I would make corrections, thanks for your constructive critic, please point out more.I guessed so too,jus wanted to be sure. Your story is great abeg carry go |
Chistar I've been reading ur story right from d time it hit d front page yrstday nd all I can say is wow,a very good one. But I can't help but bring to ur notice a few places u got me confused and it has do with time...as in almost all the songs u said were probably blaring from d speakers at one party or the other,from ur headphones nd d ones who crossed ur mind are of this year 2013,ranging from davido's gobe,wizkid's matter,,even adele's 21 album which u said was new nd u were jamming it in one of ur episodes was released in Jan 2011, u also said in one of ur episodes u were listening to rihanna's stay while going for Tenny's graduation of 2011/2012. Ur last update also specified you went with Wizzy to his home in aluu nd the menace which aluu is popular for hasn't happened at dat time,it jus kept confusing all d way I was reading through and all these instances keep contradicting themselves nd I cnt rly place d time of ur story,so try nd keep popular occasions nd its time in one piece. Lovely story tho |

