Got this as a Broadcast Message on my BBM and I find it quite funny and applicable to what I read online everyday
UK PAGE....
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I
am from Uk, i love
my
husband so much and I can do
Anything to please
him... But
recently I am falling for his cousin,
what should I do?
COMMENTS:
*James silva: I think u need to talk
to your husband
because
marriage is all about
communication.
*Sarah water: Oh my dear,sorry
about that.. Have
been in your
shoes before, I had to wake up
and face the fact that I
am
married. *Michael paper: well just
remove your mind
from him and
make
your husband do the things you
like in his cousin..
NAIJA PAGE !
My name is Aminat, i stay in Abuja,
married with a
kid, I think I
am falling for my husband's
cousin! No insults oO
COMMENTS:
*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na
food?
*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to
womanhood..
shame on u,
*Idris kunle : Any news about
ASUU strike?
*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for
me too, call my no
0708312455 *Funmi Leye: I no
blame u at all, better
go find something do
with your life, fall koor, stand nii
*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb
charger(pin mouth)
*Amaka Achebe : Ur a prostitute,
u need deliverance !
TRUE OR FALSE??

Younger ladies cos they're easy to phuck!

Potential
Nigeria in France 98
Achievement
Nigeria in USA 94
Useless
Biafra ***loading...***

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How could Lamido say all these about the president, small time now he will be arrested and they'll shift their focus away from ASUU just like Oduah's magic car..and me I'll be phucking my gf as I no get work nd maga no gree pay,another small time she'll get belle, kinkini time I'll become a daddy and my son will be an asuufecto and na so poverty go dey grow...mtchewwww. Abeg who get 30naira change mek I take buy condom

This woman should be the S.I unit for sexy..not all this nairaland girls showing their small black yansh in jeans,call it booty butt chic

WTF

Nobody is talking about Part-Time.. PLS WHEN IS ELECT/ELECT ND list for Part-Time COMING OUT? PLease

Please, is this how pharmacists are fed peanuts all over Nigeria I don't want to graduate and be in such position o FG abeg

mrlaw93: re u also in it... lets hope it is delayed for gud

Pls pass ur number bro..let's kip ourselves updated on forthcoming developments

jomarick: we're together in it bro!

Please give me ur number so we can always share ideas nd be updated..I want to be sure of this

Somebody pls tell me why admission list for Electrical Engineering ND Part time has not been released

Marthakings: gist me abt d burial arrangement.

Smh

***now playing*** maga don pay shout halleluyah oh oh oh

Buzzmozzeii@gmal.com

Amaaskia: Coool!

As much as I hate him, glad his dreams are now a reality!

Lol..dis girl is a complete fool,as in ntn left out..just because I had d pic of ma gf on ma dp she thinks I'm a sissy..like you expected me be licking ur own dirty asz like dat mofo right Ode omo

sparkle Red: Congrat ..tapping 4rm d blessing..only if ASUU will ansa person shebi next yr na i will be graduating, i already planned it ooh @ age 20 i should be leaving uniben ooh

Congrat again dear

See who's claiming 19 nw..with ur face wey be like ma grandma own..uniben boys don fff.k shege comot for her body..smh
Congrats OP..you're so cute

Making her proud at 38 and no kids abi..

Onomatopoeia

See pesin name sef, keisuke..sounds like d name the naruto freaks in my school always mention

Ok I like..can u now tell phcn to bring back the light my ba3 is running down

Same goes for wizkid also..after his first album..he's number of release can make 3 full albums. I think they're trying to be consistent though,they know they're not like 2face or psquare who releases an album every 2yrs. Let them leave a little space,another act will fill it up

U go wait taya

Yes..google,nairaland and facebook for me

Now we all know gay no dey show for face nor appearance

Chidinma's sofa looks so 1980

Ok I used to knw dis guy for his brilliant posts. Hbd