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Sports / Re: Osaze Does Not Want To Play For Nigeria by Ocutegan(m): 9:07pm On Nov 02, 2012
Wetin con consign me now. Osaze abeg do as you like jare
Family / Re: My Father Just Bloodied My Nose! by Ocutegan(m): 4:24pm On Nov 02, 2012
OMG seriously laughing at some funny comments. OBOWUNMI...na woman pantie you drop for living room. Rotfl
Sports / Re: Sorry, We Are Not Nigerians’ Say Williams Sisters. by Ocutegan(m): 3:09pm On Nov 01, 2012
kingsceemark: Mumu di ka gi, ewu awusa nwa Yoruba
Whatever that means. It only makes you more stoopid. Arindin
Sports / Re: Sorry, We Are Not Nigerians’ Say Williams Sisters. by Ocutegan(m): 1:33pm On Nov 01, 2012
chosen04: Who wants to be a nIGERian?

I dont even recognise the cursed country. Thats why i spells it as niGERia . . . .

WE ARE PROUD BIAFRANS (I & my family) . . . . . . Never niGERians.
Havin the people of Gabon to replace your entire fucking tribe would be peaceful and better for beloved Nigeria. Oponu oshi
Romance / Re: Do Nigerian Couples Kiss In Public?? by Ocutegan(m): 12:57pm On Nov 01, 2012
Should this even be a question. I do it all the time na. Kiss finish then put on your dark shades..this one na everytime I see my chick off to the bus stop. Plenty ppl do it in my school sef. Oga OP you need to leave Kogi state and relocate to Lagos city.
Family / Re: Things A Man Should Do For His Wife All The Time (Part 1) by Ocutegan(m): 12:36pm On Nov 01, 2012
Guys please, is it by force to marry a nigerian girl because you're a nigerian when there are lots of girls in the world craving to have what she's toying with. Well to all the people who has found true love and understanding in a nigerian I'm happy for you. But as for me, but as for me they are nothing to open a thread for and discuss till 4th page. Just entice them with material thing, bleep and dump that's what they deserve. I can't imagine myself discussing marriage with a nigerian girl,for wetin na
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Acquires Two Multi-Million Naira Home by Ocutegan(m): 10:13am On Nov 01, 2012
fittty: Who d f*ck is 2face. Birdman baby bought a buggatti for $8millie.
Modafkar which one has your fada got, and you were gonna compare,you mentioned birdman like he would survive with those crappy raps in Nigeria. 2 face is a living legend man,Africa's Pride. You're so dumb.
Celebrities / Re: Stunning Pictures Of Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha by Ocutegan(m): 10:32pm On Oct 31, 2012
WackyJ1:
Lol. guy man up and attack the group or you fit use the divide and conquer technigue (either you go with your guys or you just shout boko haram and watch them scatter wink)
Lol abeg I no get such liver o I no fit con die because of wetin I wan chop wink)
Career / Re: The Minimum Salary A Wise Graduate Should Not Decline Nowadays. by Ocutegan(m): 10:26pm On Oct 31, 2012
jjman2322: I make N750,000 a month.. However, im not really happy with it..

Im working with my father in a company that makes a profit of over N15,000,000 a month(which father keeps).. so 750k a month is peanuts considering im one of the directors.

However, all expenses are paid for me. I dont pay for food, cars, housing,phone,internet,travel,vacation abroad,etc.

so maybe i should be happy.. i dont know though..Ive just been saving like 500,000 every month so its not so bad. I spend the other 250k eating out/clubbing.
Oga are you through.............thanks for the info

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Career / Re: The Minimum Salary A Wise Graduate Should Not Decline Nowadays. by Ocutegan(m): 8:32pm On Oct 31, 2012
Please all ya'll gettin fat pays from above 200,000..can we know what you do,I mean your business cos I don't wanna leave school and start workin without seein any change in my life and the way people address me. I refuse to be poor
Celebrities / Re: Stunning Pictures Of Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha by Ocutegan(m): 7:21pm On Oct 31, 2012
WackyJ1:
My Dear, the igbos have the largest amount of fine babes in this country from my obeservation, edo girls are fine and no doubt the tribes you mentioned as well (especially fulani) but the total number of their fine babes is not up to 30% of the ones igbos' have plus they still have the babes that can compete with the finest that the ones you mentioned have to offer
Oga shey those your igbo sistas with yam leg and strong face na him you dey call beautiful. You need to leave your village to see the fulani beauty. I leave ma house every 4pm jus to see the young fulani babes troup out wen they ggoin to mosque nd comin back. Their shape,smile,accent..everytin na die. If no be sąƔ​‎ dem dey always walk in group,boy for don chat up one of them ☺º°˚˚˚°ºo I still get plan for them sha. Igbo ko, coccaine ni

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Romance / Re: Guys What Will You Do If....? by Ocutegan(m): 7:16pm On Oct 30, 2012
Why would you think of such a thing in the first place,this is the height of joblessness when others are confused which kinda gift they should get their girlfriend you empty cranium busy wondering what if she dies in your place. Please go consult oracle you'll get answer to your stupid questions.

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Romance / Re: I Cheated And Lied But I Am Remorseful. How Do I Get Him Back? by Ocutegan(m): 6:40pm On Oct 30, 2012
Yeah you really sound sincere and ready to change, just forgive youself and let it go, give him time and work on yourself. Maybe when he starts gettin beautiful stories about you he'll wanna come back remember I said “maybe” wish you the best tho
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: People Pls Rate This Pics by Ocutegan(m): 6:01pm On Oct 30, 2012
Dude you fine jare I give you 50% for all the pics but your fine boi no complete without good clothes you for don sharpally borrow pose b4 you snap the pics na cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Ocutegan(m): 5:52pm On Oct 30, 2012
And why must everyone always refer to the poster as OP when most of us don't even know the meanin of 'OP' abeg I wan know o cos this trend pass nollywood crap

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Health / Re: Why Do Mosquito Bite Some And Leave Others? by Ocutegan(m): 2:16pm On Oct 30, 2012
Basic:
Stop talking trash. Mosquitoes don't discriminate, and they can bite anyone to stupor - AA, AS, or SS. But the fact is that, AS and SS bloods are resistant to the malaria parasite (plasmodium).
So, even if 100 mosquitoes bite an AS subject and only 20 bite an AA subject, the latter will manifest signs of malaria earlier than the former.
I'm not sure about your fact that AS patients are malaria immune all I know is that SS don't complain of malaria even if they start livin in some place they call shalanga cheesy
At OP you shld learn to sleep unconscious by that you won't know if anything is bitin you, take 5 wraps of igbo every night cheesy
Phones / Re: How Effective Is A BlackBerry Bold 5? by Ocutegan(m): 2:02pm On Oct 30, 2012
If you want a good bb and not the fancy overhyped type just dump your intentions of getting a bold 5 and go for bold 4,colour white to be precise. You gonnaa thank ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ later.
Celebrities / Re: How Much Will You Pay For A Nigerian Celebrity's Old Stuff? by Ocutegan(m): 8:36am On Oct 29, 2012
I wan roll with 2baba, let me just be his handbag and be seen everywhere with him. That's all I want
Romance / Re: If You Had To Dedicate A Song To The One You Love,what Song(s) Would It Be? by Ocutegan(m): 8:02am On Oct 29, 2012
Stronger___Mary J. Blige. This song tells how much love we share,its our theme song,trust ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ none of ya'll eva felt this way b4. And she's not african, naija girls know ntn bout love abeg
Nairaland / General / Re: My Conversation With A SA Woman by Ocutegan(m): 4:59pm On Oct 28, 2012
coolkris: Do you really think someone is so jobless to read about how you are not proud of your country
Oga abeg show or tell me wats there to be proud of na when there's no positive thing your so called country is noted for. And I didn't beg you τ̅☺ read you cld av passed it.
Nairaland / General / My Conversation With A SA Woman by Ocutegan(m): 4:19pm On Oct 28, 2012
See how things unfold and I was shocked by all her confessions cos I used to think people taking about nigerians being a fraud in was a rumour until I almost became a victim myself. nigerians in diaspora Una no dey try at all ☺º°˚˚˚°ºo
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*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*, { Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*

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{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Who?...:/
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Nigerian dude
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
From where?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Nigeria. You?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
How did u become a contact
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Lol...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Where did u get my pin?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I don't know either J?u??s??t? found U?? on it
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
U found me where? Lol...
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
L? I know its funny but I J?u??s??t? happen find U?? on my list
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
What list?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
My bbm contact list
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Whose BB was it b4?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I bought ??T? from someone ??T? was shipped from SA
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
So it belonged to sumbdy b4?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Yeah
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
What name was on there when u got it?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I can't remember guess ??T? was wiped
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Cos I am in SA
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Are u a female ?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Yeah I know
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
No I'm male
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Cos I see a female pp
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Yeah dats ?v? girlfriend
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
You neva seen a pic of ??
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
No
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Ok ama put ??T? soon tho I'm J?u??s??t? 19
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
How old do u think I am?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I think you're married nd in U late twenties
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Am I wrong?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Yes
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
So ??Ψ old r you?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Not married....and u can guess again...
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Hmm firstly is dat U?? on U ??
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Yep
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Pic taken 3yrs ago...
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Ok its hard guess. Maybe U?? shld give ? a clue. But ? U?? look btw 25 28
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Lol.....I wil take that as a compliment....(y)
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
L? ok. So tell ? U real age I wanna know
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
My next bday wil be in Dec then I wil be 52yrs old....X_X
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
L? omg then U?? look so young. So why U?? no married?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Divorced....3 children...eldest 1 wil be 33yrs old on Christmas day.....X_X
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Wow you know I guy like ? cld J?u??s??t? walk up U?? on the road nd wanna woo U??..U?? not lookin bad at allwink
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Thank u....({})
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
So why don't U?? wanna get any relationship again cos U?? ? hot be single?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
The world is so different today....
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
There no real relationships anymor...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
If men can get sex for free everywhere....y do they need a relationship?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
So that not me.....
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Hmm true talk but U?? can't judge all men be the same there r still better ones out there
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I try be the best ?v? gf ever needed very faithful her
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I hate see women hurt
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Ja I kno....so I wil just wait til one of the good one find me....
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Hmm that's so nice
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Glad I got U?? on ?v? list
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Tho I neva talked U??
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
You're so brilliant
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
U right ...I was hurt terribly...
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Wat D U ex hubby D you?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Y do say I am brilliant?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Long story....
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Your words
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
We just had one big argument ....
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
J?u??s??t? a few minutes you've impacted knowledge into me
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
And he said hurtful things to me....and I to him...so we were angry with each other for 6 weeks...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
My mother was terminally ill at the same time...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
I had expectations from him and I suppose he had expectations from me....
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
No looking back....it was all so unecessary....
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Now
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
So there are 3 things in life that can destroy a human being....
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Hmmm sad
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Can I tell u what those 3 things are?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Yes I wanna know that's wat I'm waitin hear
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Something u shud remember....
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
1st thing is PRIDE...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
2nd is ANGER...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
3rd is alcohol...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
The 3 normally goes together....
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Hmmm I can't agree less see U?? makin ? sober
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Have u been drinking today?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I wanna grow up nd become a better man cos I see men of this present world r so wayward
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
No I didn't...??T? was friday night
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Do u drink regularly?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
No only wen ?v? friends wanna D. Like once a week mostly every friday
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Do u get drunk wen u drink?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
No I don't cos I don't drink beyond I can take
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Is that u on the pp?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Yes that's me
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Ok good if u don't get drunk..
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Why D U?? ask?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Y u look so sad on pp?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I look sad, I'm gonna change it
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Who else was on yur BB list?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Nobody except my gf
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
No....I talking abt when u got the BB and u found me on yur list...
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Ok I found a man nd some other ppl but I can't remember their names cos they all deleted ? sayin I'm a stranget
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Stranger. But I ΨåΩ? U?? stay
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Y
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Because I'll ? chat with U?? always nd U?? seem be a nice person nd dats beneficial
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Ok.....maybe I can teach u a thing or two...lol...
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
L? yeah\=D/. So wat kinda tins U?? wanna teach me
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Like life skills....inspirational things....etc
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Yeah that's why I wanna keep U?? as my friend
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
So you've been divorced for ??Ψ long?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Did u read my status?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Yes I read ??T?. So ??T? happened recently?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
What happened recently?
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I asked U?? wen D U?? get divorced?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
2008
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Hmm been a long way
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
So ??Ψ D U?? cope with U sex life?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Just shut it out of yur mind...
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Ok I'm sorry
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Not to wori....a gud thing I don't have a very high sex drive....lol...X_X
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
L? yeah its a Ǧ tin for U?? this situation
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I wish U?? the beest
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Will ? chat with U?? everyday
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Ok....no prob...(y)
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
South africa is 1hr ahead of nigeria
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I'll like be U country someday
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Ok
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Here are soooo many Nigerians here in SA...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
And most of them are deceitful....
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
So u guys are not very popular in this country....
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Sorry to say that but that is just how it is....
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Yeah I hear a lot of nigerians SA r like dat nd I don't know why
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Its taarnishin our image
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
I don't understand how u can go into another country and con ppl the way they do...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
It is so sad man....
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
So when the SAfricans hear u Nigerian....they become very wary....
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
A lot of the Nigerians deal with drugs here in SA
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Hmm but really there r a lot of Ǧ ones here nd I'm one of them
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
So aren't U?? scared of me
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
No
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Shud I be?
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
They even prey on divorced women....
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
No ??o its J?u??s??t? so sad nd I'm glad U?? seein ? as a friend
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
They even go onto date sites and portray to be overseas citizens in America or the UK...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
And then they wil give the women sad stories abt themselves and pretend they rich and have classy jobs...
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Yeah I know all these stuffs they r called scammers
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Avv U?? encountered any of them like T??h??å??
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
They put pics of white guys living overseas and pretend that it is them...
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Yes.....but I was aware of them....
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Hmm I'm really sorry
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Sometimes I regret T??h??å? I'm a nigerian
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Yeah it is sad to kno there are ppl out there that is so mean....
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Look how u got yur BB....
{ Carol Anne Arderne=-? }<3 *”*music*:
Just go to show that it was stolen from somebody and shipped out to Nigeria....
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
Hmm T??h??å? cld be tru
*NG*SH?? SH?? ß??*JM*:
I feel ashamed of dis country
Romance / Re: Pls Advice Me by Ocutegan(m): 12:49pm On Oct 26, 2012
Well one of my reasons of joining nairaland is to locate ladies like you and help mend their broken heart. So leave that cheater and call on me tho I'm younger than you are but ko mean now..aimoye iyi tati se seyin smiley
Romance / Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by Ocutegan(m): 12:25pm On Oct 26, 2012
I don land o. Enuf of viewing as a guest Now I'm ready for NL babes. I hail everyboody oga sexkills well done, I see I gotta pay you homage if I wanna live long here so I salute you. E je ko ye mi ☺º°˚˚˚°ºo smiley

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