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Education / Re: Solve This Simple Brain Teaser by Ocutegan(m): 6:55pm On Jan 03, 2015
20. A guy has 4 persons to shake each

but naija guys fit shake one million times ooo, so this question no be for here cos u no fit count am cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Sinach And Her Husband Traveled To The Village (photos) by Ocutegan(m): 2:26pm On Dec 29, 2014
sinach. igbotic face,yankee voice

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Celebrities / Re: See Annie Idibia’s Sexy Outfit To Olamide’s OLIC by Ocutegan(m): 9:35am On Dec 29, 2014
hayoakins:
Was she heading to the beach
cool outfit anyways, bumshort rocks wink

bros you sef dey follow wear bum shorts ni undecided
Celebrities / Re: Is Frank Edwards Dating Sharon Oyakhilome? by Ocutegan(m): 5:34pm On Nov 16, 2014
the only thing attractive about her is her skin colour and of course her papa money

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Politics / Re: Today's Pictures From Bariga, Lagos State by Ocutegan(m): 11:35am On Nov 02, 2014
ogbonna I know ure from ebonyi state. go back home

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Celebrities / Re: OMG!! Beyonce & Jayz Ride A Bike To Diddy's Party by Ocutegan(m): 3:28pm On Jan 02, 2014
If that's what spice up their marriage..why not

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Nairaland / General / Which Nairaland Section Will You Be Visiting Most In 2014? by Ocutegan(m): 10:47am On Jan 02, 2014
Last year, I only enjoyed viewing posts on frontpage and the celebrity section,it was quite interesting there was never a dull moment here.
Its 2014 and I'm already seeing interesting topics popping up only in the politics section,that's a reminder that 2015 election is fast approaching and political parties fate will be determined by their preparation strength in this year.
So its Celebrities and Politics section for me...what about you?
Celebrities / Re: Peter & Lola Okoye's Son, Cameron Already Has A Girlfriend, Lola Shows Her Off by Ocutegan(m): 12:32pm On Dec 28, 2013
maureen5: this isn't true na
Isn't that how u started off, crushing on every deeaak and harry cheesy
Fashion / Re: Pela Tonye - Delta-Born Beautician Before And After Pictures by Ocutegan(m): 3:14pm On Dec 18, 2013
I see somebody hiding his skin like Michael Jackson in future
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj And Genevieve Pictured Together by Ocutegan(m): 7:55pm On Dec 16, 2013
the third picture, dbanj don tell d babe one bad sometin...look at her fronting face grin grin EJA NLA!!! bad guygrin grin

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Education / Re: ASUU Calls Off Strike by Ocutegan(m): 3:02pm On Dec 16, 2013
At last..time to regain ma respect in this hood

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Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander(me) Pictured With Top Blogger Linda Ikeji by Ocutegan(m): 2:17pm On Dec 16, 2013
Airforce1:

Attenting seeking 'Rat"
Seeking whose attention You've spent too much time online u need a real life
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander(me) Pictured With Top Blogger Linda Ikeji by Ocutegan(m): 12:49pm On Dec 16, 2013
Airforce1: @OP

Why are u dark skinned..
Can't u bleach undecided
This guy is a boring fooool, aren't u the same person darker than midnight. The year is almost over oo,I dey wonder if dis foolishness go still follow u enter new year. Ode

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Romance / Re: UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels by Ocutegan(m): 11:27am On Dec 16, 2013
Tmany:
dating and ashawo(prostitution) is two different things, is not that this gals are not from a financially okay family. Most just subcom to pair pressure and just want to feel among. And as per guys lashing out abusive words they just feeling their future wife are been serviced by some old mengrin
Future wife ke,no be me oo...marry a nigerian girl at your health risk..hate needy girls
Romance / Re: UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels by Ocutegan(m): 11:32pm On Dec 15, 2013
Romancegirl: smh. The first ain't mine mugu!
From what I know,most of the time only ugly girls scream how much they love deeaaks,pretty girls are quite deceptive,except you're just a naïve teenager
Romance / Re: UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels by Ocutegan(m): 11:23pm On Dec 15, 2013
Tolustar:

u dey mind romancegirl.....u didn't read her monicker....you are so right, she is a certified hoe/b1tch....
I read it na..she even changed her picture to prove her point and its different from the first one. This babe jus go dey steal ppl picture. Worwor girl forming sexy
Romance / Re: UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels by Ocutegan(m): 11:13pm On Dec 15, 2013
Romancegirl: smh for ur lyf dude!
Certified hoe!!..u instead of shaking dat head for ntn,why don't u come nod it on ma hard deeaak. See signature,dis one no dey shame o
Romance / Re: UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels by Ocutegan(m): 10:33pm On Dec 15, 2013
Unilag girls cheap die..just go carry your papa ride come school,you go Bleep her that night. All those girls wearing bump shorts to chicken nd chips spot na prick dem dey find. My own course mate saw me coming from the ATM at night, I don carry hand for head say I don die,me wey jus go withdraw my last 1k..immediately she saw me she jus fake phone call pass me like say she no see me,sharp sharp she don carry her big yansh enta one land rover,until monday morning ni yen o. Countless times you'll look into a parked car at night..omo na rated 18 show oo. Just 3weeks ago me and ma friends went to school in one of us dad's jeep to flex nd catch those new girls doing their registration and luckily for us..a friend saw his old school junior,d babe set die..na so we carry she and her friend enter car oo. As a sharp guy I jus quickly carry werey put for d 2nd girl head. From akoka to ikeja omo na..kissing,smooching,fingering things oo, na my friend first start am so me sef no dull. Unilag girls are hoes mehn,dat thing na spirit. Even all these so called fellowships..Rcf,wcf especially christ embassy for afe babalola hall..na meeting up points them be. Even my muslim friends wey dey always disturb me with WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!shouts every morning for jaja hall..those guys get hijab girls dey give dem free toto. And OP you're mistaken oo..I always go to d faculty of education library to study cos its always quiet,na dem easy to get pass. Abeg no vex for my long yarns..cnt deny I miss school and unilag girls drama

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Business / Re: Foods We Can Produce And Sell Without NAFDAC Number by Ocutegan(m): 9:43pm On Dec 15, 2013
Fried chips(potato,banana,cocoa yam). Good business esp around students,all you need is right packaging
TV/Movies / Re: Pictures From The Premiere Of ‘Lagos Cougars’ by Ocutegan(m): 9:52pm On Dec 14, 2013
Hackerjay: Wetin concern me?
Wetin concern agbero with red carpet
TV/Movies / Re: Pictures From The Premiere Of ‘Lagos Cougars’ by Ocutegan(m): 9:13pm On Dec 14, 2013
Beautiful ppl
Celebrities / Re: How Much Will You Pay For A Nigerian Celebrity's Old Stuff? by Ocutegan(m): 10:23am On Dec 12, 2013
homesteady: It is only tpia@ that likes bringing up dead topics grin
Of course, only the crazy witch can do that
Celebrities / Re: How Much Will You Pay For A Nigerian Celebrity's Old Stuff? by Ocutegan(m): 2:54am On Dec 12, 2013
tpia@:


you want him to be called gay abi?

ugly thing like you.
Please where do u know me from??and why are u jealous of a cute guy calling him ugly?? You really need the D
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Pres Obama Flirting With The Danish PM In South Africa by Ocutegan(m): 2:51am On Dec 12, 2013
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This woman needs to get laid,stop following me.. I don't dig u skrep!!
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Pres Obama Flirting With The Danish PM In South Africa by Ocutegan(m): 9:37pm On Dec 11, 2013
tpia@:
Iya e ode.

Very ugly thing.
Lol..you wish, I'm fresher than all the nitwits ur wretched generation has ever produced.
And going all bout my topics posting rubbish just confirmed ure madd...werey
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Pres Obama Flirting With The Danish PM In South Africa by Ocutegan(m): 4:56pm On Dec 11, 2013
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You completed dat with ur own fingers..ode buruku
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Pres Obama Flirting With The Danish PM In South Africa by Ocutegan(m): 3:33pm On Dec 11, 2013
tpia@:
Grandpa, is there any other buffoon on the thread?
Only one thing can save you and your family from this shame you're parading.. Go_n_Die
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Pres Obama Flirting With The Danish PM In South Africa by Ocutegan(m): 2:45pm On Dec 11, 2013
tpia@:
^ please do not embarass nigeria or is it nairalanders.
Iya, are u talking to me ??
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Pres Obama Flirting With The Danish PM In South Africa by Ocutegan(m): 9:55pm On Dec 10, 2013
Why did they leave michelle out of it now..she's
lookin so damn bored
President Obama got swag tho cool
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Obama Doing A "Selfie" With Cameron And Danish Pm by Ocutegan(m): 9:40pm On Dec 10, 2013
Why did they leave michelle out of it now..she's lookin so damn bored
President Obama got swag tho cool
Romance / Re: I Only Want To Sleep with her by Ocutegan(m): 1:30am On Dec 09, 2013
kar bridals: How did u know he is joking?
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