₦airaland Forum

The lecturer should start digging his grave ASAP cos .....
Me? I no go take am cool at all.
Una kuku know me?

Tolexander:
sorry o madam!

Shey na you supply the gravel and block wey e take build the mansion for America?

Na buy dem dey buy, not build

Abeg,no mind d village woman
She think say na agege/ iyana oba stuff we dey yarn here?

gbaskiboy:
Keep visiting governors and collect your national cake

U want to perish ba?
Wallahi,dis man is quiet different o
Av bin monitoring him for many yrs now
Is it a crime for a pastor to observe a inter state revival?
Let's mind, watch ,check and caution our utterances
The way pple criticise men of God nowadays is bad
I pray u don't destroy ur future with ur hand.

Sealeddeal:
you're quite funny. Na Alfas dey defend him for court or certified lawyers?

Don't mind d mumu mugu
I pitty u sha

[quote author=Darejyde post=46968899]I laugh in spanish.. Osun were okada ride is as cheap as 30 box because the are already used to trecking because no money to fly bike and there is already to much bikes with few passengers. Lord hear our prayers. [/quote


O boy u band ooo
Na osun u rubbish like dis?
Well,I belv u sha.
Okada dey carry dem 20 box sef
Osun pple don enter one chance o

The country is so bad DAT even criminals av police escort fully armed to d teeth. I pray d policy works,cos DAT was d first thing Arase d ex-IG did. It only work for few while others ignored. Naija I hail o.
All d best to d new police chief. All d best in ur service to ur father's land.

See dia ugly faces like spoilt EBA
Dem too wan fu*k oyinbo
Loooooooool
Shameless set of he goats.

Endougs:
How do you expect me to believe.
Picsssssssssssssss

O boy
U no well @all
U wan go blind?
E dey sweet u seeing dem nicked?
Change ur ways before u fall like d mumu elder!

Mumu pple,they shud go ahead
Nigerians re watching
UN watching
AU watching
NA watching
NPF watching
Movie in d making

The beginning of another war.
Looooooooooooooool

Mad pple plenty for dis country o
Another Fayose
Abi na him brother we go call am?
Ur jail and chain go long pass iroko tree

The legend
Keep on baba

Next President 2019

Next President and C-in-C of d federal republic of Nigeria

RIP

End tym slap
End tym man
End tym woman
RIP tho

iKarma:
This Edo ashewo better not bring gender inequality to the SW.

Yoruba women
1. Have been queens and ruling over kingdoms in the past

2. Get inheritance unlike their Ibo counterparts

3. Are deemed as equal opponents in politics

4. Are equally as educated as men in Yorubaland

5. Work hard just as men

6. Are equally as respected

U re playing with ur life o
Do u know d person u re talking too?
Wat as she said to make u call her ashawo?
By d tym d anger of God and orunmila strikes u now,pple go begin to pitty u.
Remember u av a mother at home likewise sisters and wife.
I will neva pitty pple like u wen suffering..
Better seak for God's forgiveness b4 it's too late for u

Make una no run for una live
Bad belle Islamists dey there firing pple like chicken
Una dey there dey posing
OK ooooo
I cover u guys with d blood of Jesus

U can never c an infantry personnel being harassed or ridiculed. Not too easy to disarm a well trained soldier.
Its sounds embarrassing.
To those robbers, I say RIP in advance to dem

KissCODE:
wonderful... you did very well...


come to think about it. The way wey soldiers de take harass people wey no carry gun make me no even feel sorry for the dead soldier.

Ur own obituary too is at d corner!!!
Am very sorry for u and ur family

Yeye,stay in DAT bush make Fulani herdsmen catch u
Who's deceiving who?
Cutlass u no carry,hoe u no get
Just packing yeye leaves

[quote author=Ezeego1 post=46656413].

Igbo ladies are the most beautiful in Nigeria.

If you are yet to date an Igbo girl, you don't knw what you are missing.

Congrat Bianca! [/quote

Says who?
Come my place u go see pweety babe with ikebe
Dirty igbo girls

Adisa89:
I proposed to my wife after a Sunday church service. She wasn't expecting it at all. I just pulled out a ring and went on my knees. Then I asked her to marry me. She stunned me with 'What if I say no?' and I begged her 'Please don't. Don't disgrace me before this crowd. Eventually she accepted.

She accepted cos of d crowd u mentioned.

O boy......
abeg,go and sin no more.

Abeg,op say na 4 of dem be Obama pikin?
I no know ni o,dats y I dey ask my fellow NL
Reply me,I wan quickly bang my wife
I will read ur comments tmrw or after nite duty

Yeye pple
Dis ones no get anything
Na ofutu dem be
Dem c tyres for ground dem dey cry thinking dem go burn dem
Truly dem no get imi eran(goat shit)
Nairalanders abeg,I wan bang my wife jare
C ya tmrw

I fear dis country o,na so so sack here and dia
So tie,sack don become dia anthem

ganisucks:
Fayose, i love you. I want to be your baby mama. You are the new GREATEST.

Clown

Greet ur ancestors
It's unfortunate d man left d sinful world tru where he came from.
Sun ree oo,Mr obolewu
Na him sabi Bleep

D guy na real mumu
Infact hin mumu get PhD awaiting prof.
How cud a foreigner prepare akamu for u?
Wch kind yeye love dey shack him sef?
D gal for poison him so he go tell d story for hell.
We'll,he don pay for sex be dat

str8talk1:
This Yoruba Oba has no class at all.
Why not visit Fashola in his bedroom?

Thunder fire u
U re nothing but a clown
How dere u talk to a whole first class like DAT
Does he look like one of ur mumu emir or igwe?
Thunder strike u next tym if u repeat it