₦airaland Forum

dominique:
Kano NCDC are really slacking. If they don't sit up things will get very very ugly

But was the deceased tested though?

Kano State Government is terrible sick.

Recently he said nothing is happening in Kano.

Corona will reduce their population because of 15b dollars make Ganduje wan chop

BOOZELEE:
The Lockdown should continue but they should let children go back to school since the disease hardly kill children.

Crazy Fellow Institute of Daura, so u can have time to lash your wife abi?


No the kids must stay with u.

OdefaGirl:
Maybe his target was Neymar but stylishly and cunningly came through the mum....

Neymar was the main target.

BonPatrick:
Guys can you date a woman with 3 kids and still in her husband's house but the marriage is about to be dissolved because her husband is not touching her for over a year and doesn't give her food or talk to her.

She met you on Facebook and loves you so much and wants you to sleep with her when both of you see. She even sends her naked video to you to show you how much she loves you. Will you sleep with her when you meet as she is about to divorce her husband?

Guy how Una take dey bomb local self?

Shuooooo, na wa.

Inside Facebook? Let's talk privately plz

StarUp:
Igwe must here this...

Fine girl, e b like say u see Chiwetala Agu for dream oooo

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I wonder why our Naija business men won't stay at home ?

Wetin Una go do for China?


Make Una kukuma stay there.

prinsam30:
5 gini this government keeps making headlines negatively since 2015... Honestly, Goodluck u no try at all, I no say u dey nairaland and u dey read this comment, hope u see wetin u Cox now

Rotimi Amaechi said if not for PMB/APC, GEJ for destroy the common wealth of Nigeria ( that we won't recognise ourselves again

And APC make life worst for even Politicians self.

sarrki:
Shut up

Which decision did he influenced?

Oga go and sit down and concentrate on your Zamfara state.

PMB will not be President for ever.

Concentrate on your failed state.

the comments tho

Hadampson:
ibrahimovic303 is the perfect man for this. I have abandoned my dream of becoming a footballer many years ago.

He is not replying my mentioned or email or hangout chat.


Maybe he is busy.

Hadampson:
Treichville, Abidjan

Last picture is one of their delicacies. It is called shoukouya I'm not sure if i got the spelling correctly

odinga1of
Coolberry

How many months u stayed in Abidjan??

Hadampson:
Treichville, Abidjan

Last picture is one of their delicacies. It is called shoukouya I'm not sure if i got the spelling correctly
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odinga1of
Coolberry

Thanks bro, I appreciate. Any scholarship for us the footballers?

Wow!

Ethiope EAST LGA got like 3 or 4 place for the list.

I must join PDP and become Local Government chairman.

jokeydamson:
I spoke to a guy he told me one if you a graduate you get your transcript and submit to Wes that cost some money
Also IELTS cost some money
And I think you need to get your resume standard like that of Canadian own then upload on LinkedIn
You can go with your family likewise

Hello teacher, nice to meet u.

I'm Jay Harry


Can we talk?

Coolberry:
Checking Abidjan pictures on Shutterstock.
Looks quite organized.

Very Organized and cool place

Time to move, before "Million Boys" or Mushin Cultist or "Outlawz for Warri kill person.


Naija matter is getting out of hand to leg

OP and the writer of this column is mad.

FFK is former Minister and knows the who is who is Naija Politics.

Someone that schooled in the UK is a poor man?

At least he has other properties and business that's given him money, perhaps he was tried in court, humiliated like every other person too.


I disagree with the writer tho.

pitamah901:
Am 20 and not had sex before, am an introvert and getting a girlfriend is not in my plan cause of the the responsibilities involved and have to focus on succeeding before getting a fiancee no time for gf things. But this sex urge is getting too too much and masturbating is not solving it at all,it used to before until this very strong urge that I can't control anymore took over.

Another thing is I come from a very religious home where no one taught me abt sex education or that I would have this sort of urge at this stage of my life, all they say is abstain till marriage and all that, like they didn't pass through that stage too

How do I go about it.

Oga u will kill yourself by yourself.


Let me advice u, go get a girl, there is a girl for every guy man in Nigeria.

Don't go for the Toke Makinwa type ( your salary and gratuities go finish under 1 month)

Try and be friend a girl from low income family and make a relationship with her, as time goes on maturbation will stop and sex will come naturally.

Lalasticlala, mynd44 and Seun

This topic should grace the front page ASAP

Not yeye Alex report with bleached ankle will be flooding front page with yeye models.

Mizwisdom:
I've been hoping to read more constructive gist but all I'm getting is x rated talk. Apart from yash, sexx and women does Ivory coast have any other thing to offer? for instance is it an easy route to gain foreign scholarship? what about exchange programmes, Masters & PHD admissions? did you try to gain admission into a school over there or have you given up on education?

Madam na wa, we are enjoying the thread joor.

If u need education and scholarship plz contact your gurus like Justwise, Hampdason and co...

Please not everyone will go school. We are here to learn trade, business, spare parts, play football and above all connects.

Abeg carry your school feeding program and scholarship go ministry of humanitarian affairs.

EMEKUSBOY9:
No problem my man

Bro I have questions to ask.


Do Ivorians drink the same water you said is clean?

Or they buy table can water? Or the water is just for cooking and washing clothes by the Ivorians?


Samedusua or Saturday party ( So girls are allowed by their parents to party all night even when u you are 15 or 16 up wards??

Wow, thanks brozay for the mentioned.

More ink to your pen

gargoylern:
What we often hear is how badly we are treated as Nigerians in foreign countries, when in actual fact most of us are treated rather good. I have been to a number of countries around the world, from India to Turkey, to North America and southern Africa. I can't remember ever being treated badly by foreigners in all my trips. If there was one incident, it didn't leave a lasting impact. More times, I have been treated very well by foreigners.

In one instance, at least two Tunisians in Turkey were scrambling to take a picture with me. These were strangers who I had just met at the airport. In another instance, a woman I sat beside in the plane was pleasantly surprised that I am Nigerian. She had an adopted brother from Nigeria while growing up, and the guy is now a doctor in the US. She couldn't stop talking about how smart her brother is. Another time, an indian family opened their home to me as an exchange student and till today I still maintain contact with this beautiful family. The Indian students I met on that trip talked non stop about Nigerian football and JJ Okocha and were genuinely impressed to hear live about Nigerian football from a Nigerian. There are many more cases I have personally experienced, most of which are good.

What are your own experiences?

That's remind me of my trip to CHAD, the locals were so happy to see me, they gave me their daughter to take care of me, I was invited to Presidential Palace for dinner.

Another occaision, when I visited Uzbekistan, the first Lady never wanted me back to Nigeria, she said I should be given citizenship, but as a Patriotic Nigerian like (Sarrki) I declined and said my Naija is my dream.


When I woke up.






It was a dream

sarrki:
Bitter pill

That needs to be chewed

Please stop the comparison with overseas countries

Are Nigeria citizens loyal , patriotic like other countries

Are we obidient?

Are u loyal? Are u patriotic?


Are u obedient oga?

Not just shouting patriot all over nairaland, remember that staunch APC supporter that said same word to u?


Oga go sit down, you are only following Bashir Ahmad on twitter, u know nothing.

Synord:
A hit song is the dream of all recording Artistes and musicians worldwide and a hit song with a lot of covers is icing on the cake . More popularity, more market penetration and more publicity for the artiste and their brand .

Today , we take a look at the Top Five Nigerian songs that revolutionized music Covers in Nigeria . These five songs are the songs that had the most impact as regards song covers in the Nigerian music industry .

5) Skibii That's How Stars Do - Former Five stars Act and the CEO of More Grace Records, Skibii Mayana followed up his first Major Hit " Sensima " with the Single " Dats How Stars Do " featuring Teni, DJ Neptune and Falz. The Song was well received by music listeners across the country and soon covers started dropping too. Harrysong, ice prince , Vector and many more artistes jumped on the trend and it soon became a viral sensation on the internet .

4) Mayorkun Geng- Mayorkun's Geng started off as a freestyle in the Studio . The Quebeats Produced Track was Mayorkun's first attempt at making the UK/Grime type of music . On the song , he talks about a relatable topic of social status with hilarious and witty lines , describing the various affiliations youths have decided to be identified with in the present day Nigeria.

The song became a viral sensation and was the first monster hit of 2020 in Nigeria. It was so big Mayorkun had to drop a Geng remix EP that consisted of Geng remix Africa , Geng remix Nigeria and Geng remix UK . The song also landed Mayorkun a Stanbic Bank Ad. Rappers like Vector , MI, Ycee, Sinzu,Falz and many others participated in the Geng cover trend.

3) Olamide Who You Epp- Like Mayorkun's Geng, Olamide Who you EPP was also a freestyle track that was produced and recorded within 30 mins by veteran producer , Shizzi. The song was released by Olamide with the intention of other artistes jumping on the song and a space for at least 16 bars was left on the track to be utilized by artistes across the country .

Head of Notjustok, Ovie O stated during the Who you EPP challenge facilitated by him on Notjustok that over 1000 entries from artistes across Nigeria and Africa were received . The song soon became a hit with covers from.the likes of Chinko Ekun, Phyno, Sinzu, Wande Coal , Pelepele, Lil kesh,Ayo jay , Reminsice among others .

2) Ice Prince Oleku- Oleku was the song that changed ice prince 's Life and made his account go from low to Apex and to become fat and shapeless . Off the" Everybody Loves Ice prince "album , oleku features Brymo and was produced by Jessejagz. The song became an instant hit birthing a lot of covers and solidifying the position of rappers in contemporary Nigerian music industry .


Covers from Vector and Yung6ix became Smash Hits that was instrumental to their careers , Tekno 's Onyenekwu cover of the song got him a record deal , Sarkodie and Mugeez of R2bees also did covers likewise Victoria kimani of Kenya .The song is rated as one of the biggest rap songs ever released from Nigeria .

1) Kizz Daniel Fvck You - Following the release of his Sophomore album" No Bad Songz " under Flyboy Inc , Oluwatobiloba Daniel Anidugbe aka Kizz Daniel released the Young John produced " Fvck You " track which was centered around a cheating girlfriend and her activities .

Capitalizing on the storyline , kizzdaniel created a challenge for artistes to bear their minds around the same story of infidelity and tagged it the "fvckyouchallenge " . Label mates then , Lk Kuddy and Demmie Vee quickly released their own versions and then Young John also followed with his own version .

. Drawing strength from it's relatable premise of love ,relationships and infidelity , The Fvck you challenge started spreading like wild fire . Sound Sultan , Rugged man , Pasuma, Qdot, Alao malakia , Tiwasavage , Yemi Alade, , lil kesh , dremo, Falz , Vector , Sinzu , Simi, Chinko Ekun, Reminisce , Mi abaga , Kranium, Wyclef, Ladi Poe , Tobigrey, Eva Alordiah, Sarkodie , Buswiswa and tons of artistes jumped on the trend . Comedians like Bovi, Basketmouth , Ay , Buchi and a host of others also joined on the trend . Not forgetting DJs like DJ Spinall. Even the Governor of Kaduna State , Mallam Nasir El Rufai made a comical freestyle on the song.

. Artistes from China , Germany , UK , America , Austria and so many other European countries were not left out . The song was twisted and refined to fit into various topics like hypocrisy , police brutality, Gender inequality among others and despite the fact that it did not enjoy radio play and Never had a video , it was the number one song in the country for weeks.

Each cover generated controversies like Simi cover where she was criticised for body shaming someone, vector's controversial plot twist, sound Sultan call for revolution and ruggedman's Awakening call as to police brutality .

Kizz Daniel Fvck you remains the only song in the history of contemporary Nigeria music industry that has covers from Comedians, OAPs , Rappers , Fuji artistes , Gospel Artistes , politicians , Normal fun loving fans and tons of upcoming Artistes worldwide and as such is our number one song on the list . Even though kizz daniel teased an official Fvck you naija remix and international remix , it was never released.

Notable mentions
Kizz Daniel Woju
Davido Aye
Dbanj Oliver Twist
Mayorkun Hustlers Anthem

Written by Iamsynord

Iamsynord is an entertainment lawyer and music critic that tweets via the handle @iamsynord on Twitter

Runtown - Mad over you?

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
This mumu Buhari asslicker!

I'm not surprised, like Buhari like Umahi. Bunch of Tyrants.

Ur cup go full soon, when NUJ descend on you

NUJ can't descend on him, they hungry fools.

ibrahimovic303:
Info dey...but you gaz ready research things by yourself oh..

Bro send you messages on Hangout, no reply from u

How about we the footballers? Which country is suitable Estonia, Finland or Poland??

And what documents did I need to come along with??


It's your email not football for Africa?

Or u got another email?

yahaya2014:
Nairalanders,

Here is my story.

I met this girl while teaching in a secondary school. She came to write Waec in the school. That was how we met and started seeing each other. She was so in love with me, that she had to chase away the lady I was dating then because of her frequent presence in my house. She virtually spent nights in my place.

Two months after the relationship, she got pregnant as at that time I got a job with a bank for six month. We resolved to keep the pregnancy.

After three months, the bank terminated the job. I came back home. Remember during this period, my family never liked her.

But due to the pregnancy, my Dad had to accept her and went to meet the father. Only for the father to say the daughter isn't someone to marry. But if we insist. No problem.

During the period of her pregnancy, there are challenges and suffering. There was a night she almost died in my house because she was feeling bad that I am leaving her to my place of work (the bank job). We rushed her to the hospital and resuscitated her.

To cut the long story short. I got a federal job as a lecturer. Brought her and child over to my place against the decision of my family, because my conscience couldn't let me abandon her.

One year of her staying, she started acting and committing all sort of things like stealing and nagging. She went home two times on trivial issues.

The last one was surprising to me as we were fine. She was working in one private school because I promise to get her what to do.
The day I gave her my phone, our problem started. She started acting and saying that she wants to leave. That she is not happy.
I now told her to keep my son for me and she didn't object because I had no intention of taking him along.

She will answering calls from guys. She will ran out if her fone is ringing.

I now concluded to give her money to go after series of begging her to stay because of the child. I called her parents and brothers. But she was adamant. She left and never went home but went straight to another place.

She is there sleeping with men and all.
But I have cut her off from myself and the child.

Hope my decision is not wrong?

Just 2 months? U see the way your head turn u? Because the babe is hot, set and get Bobby.

tolexy007:
http://community.thenationonlineng.net/forum/fg-begins-disbursement-of-tradermoni-to-beneficiaries-in-katsina?fbclid=IwAR3WeW6Z4s88M0G-3cDTCjv0cCHsvAhcPntiq4etTPeDk4iahDFLJkevHfk

Why Kastina State? Why??

It seems Katsina State is the biggest and most populous state since PMB assumed office.

Government of excuse for excuse, by excuse.

Where can I found IR Blaster on Pocophone F1??

tillaman:

The list is incomplete with out adding Bukom Banku of Ghana
Even Floyd Mayweather was scared of him

Hahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha

My chest ooooooo

ify2016:
All these bad news circulating everywhere concerning 1 million boys have attracted attention of Mushin boys. This is the letter sent to 1million boys by Mushin Area Boys.

"We the area boys of Mushin local government area hereby invite the 1 million boys of Nigeria to Mushin. Just come, we promise no harm will befall you all.To play dey hungry us.

Failure to come, ehhhhn!!!!"

Any one caught by authorities should be send to Sambisa Forest immediately.