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Bro Medicine dey o! Be careful, make you no go cause wahala for yourself.

This part got me laughing


Hahhahahahahhahahshhshasss

And you couldn't use your medicine to defeat Boko haram and bad government in Shagamu?

Channel the frustration to your mother who couldn't recognise his monthly circle.

IamDavids:
I don't live in Sagamu no more. You don't know me so don't fvck with me. Your life is already fvcked, don't make it more fvcked boy.


Hehehe I pity your life, Devil punish Baba, you go hear am.

I see you're using dictionary, dude you're dumb as fvck. You're mediocre, you stink of that shit.

Bro Medicine dey o! Be careful, make you no go cause wahala for yourself.

I go change am for you o, na small remain you go see

Hahahahhahaahs
Idiot said am using dictionary

Hahhahahahahhahahshhshasss

U be fool, I don't tire to rake.

Empty barrel like u

IamDavids:
E pain am! Illiteracy is a disease.

Ama advice you, go and fix your life nigga, and give your children a good life. Let them go to school.

What a shame your parents didn't give you a good legacy. I guess you were not worth it. Motherfvcker.

Your father is an illiterate, your generations are. What a disgrace!

Amadioha strike you there! Deluded Nincompoop. Fvck off!

Says a broke niggga from under bridge in Ketu and Illupeju

I quoted someone else, you have the guts to called me illiterate?

Channel your frustration to your ill fated mother who couldn't control her libido

IamDavids:
Yeah I grew up there, my childhood days were there. You can't still match me nigga.

Nigga nobody knows you, you're fvcking broke as fvck.

You don't know shiit about me, nigga don't act like you do.

About to change the game right, it's like you don't want to die a good death. I go curse your papa now

Frustrated mumu, nobody knows you in Shagamu.

Crase boy, too much Yoruba Omo Nile movies is behind your predicament.

Btw.....Devil punish you and your useless Baba in Shagamu.


Useless Dimwited innuendo

IamDavids:
I don't give a fvck whether your angry, infact anger kill you there!

I am mixed Igbo/Yoruba and i have not left our shores yet, so dont call me deported. Mumu, why you no get sense like this, your dumb as fvck, no come constitute nuisance for Lagos o. Village boy, you wet never comot for your fvcking village. I thought they say Warri no dey carry last, you don carry last o.

You are a disgrace to your race, infact your a bitch ass nigga. Go and fix your life, fvck boy.

If you quote me again, I go change am for you, carry you go another level, show you say Educated Lagos boy pass Illiterate Warri boy.

Motherfvcker!!!

To hell with your Shagamu Baba

Education kill you There.


Devil punish your left blokos.

Mumu


You are just lamenting. Bastard son of a diluded father

IamDavids:
Aiye e ma ti baje! Werey omo!

You will not die a good death I swear. Sango lo ma pa e!

I swear your life don finish like this. Wale! Ko ni dafun e! Ti mo ba mu Iya e!

Dude don't fvck with me, I will fvck you up I swear. Omo ase!

Eranko lasan lasan! Walahi onikuure!

Won ma foju sunkun e ni, walahi.

Sho lo stupid!

Ogun lo de ma pa e! Ewure

Village boy, fvcking nitwit.

If you quote me again, I swear you will go impotent. Walahi afose wa! I grew up in Sagamu, don't fvck with me nigga!.

Shagamu agbero coming online to rant.

Let's see between Shagamu and Warri which is more strong.

Individually I will stab you like never before.

Idiot, even the hottest place in Delta State, they respect me, how much more you Shagamu hungry lunatic

IamDavids:
Mumu boy so make I come Delta because I wan beat you. You're dumb as fvck!

Call me anything wey you like, nigga I don't give two shiits about that, i don't give a fvck.

Ama smack you hoe, if I catch you and your motherfvcking ass would be fvcking sorry.

Nigga, you can't match me, I'm more intelligent than you are, so ama warn you, don't quote mW again if you wanna live.


I go curse your papa very soon. gay IBO boy!

Deported Igbo boy

I am from Warri, u must be mad. So how are will going to test your threat?

So I should find you to Lagos? Did I insult you on the thread?

Only you quoted me with insult, I retarliated you are angry.

Note: Am angry hence my typo

IamDavids:
May Amadioha strike you dead. Feebleness kill you there. Ama bully you, and you ain't gonna do anything. Don't call me broke cos I am not.

I just wish I fit catch your papa, I go beat you ehn.

Idiot! If you quote me again ehn!

Village boy! Anuofia!

Bully me? U drink abi? God punish you fake Americana.

Let's make it real. I am in Delta State

Let's try and meet.

Idiot


Nonsensical clown

IamDavids:
Fvck boy! You don't wanna fvck with me, do you?

I go fvck your papa up big time

I dey warn your papa oo

Lamentations of a broke niggga.

Bleep your grandpapa. Look me very well, I ain't one of those feeble minded you issue threat to via Nairaland.

Mumu

IamDavids:
Shut the fvck up, illiterate

Shut up you daft monkey

Seun:
I think it will spread faster. Especially in June (24°C - 30°C) and July-September (23°C - 29°C) which will still be considered warm elsewhere.

Fortunately, we have enough time to put a mask on every face, and enforce good hygienic practices like washing of hands before entering any market, store, school, church, bank, etc. Enough time to ramp up our testing capabilities massively so we can isolate almost every single person who has the virus, including those who haven't experienced any symptoms of the disease. Meanwhile, our economy can continue to run so that the taxes needed to fund NCDC's aggressive efforts will continue to be paid by profitable businesses and employed workers.

Bros please run for President someday, if you can manage nairaland like this, how much more Nigeria?


Try and run for president, your knowledge is bliss

Good news. One cold bottle of Heineken beer for the man.

charmosky:
That’s very Absurd to kill such a wild life...the generation of this species are going Tom extinction...you should have driven the snake away...in a western world...this is definitely a life sentence for this heartless killer...

Oga driven away. Thank you. U are in Abeokuta speaking grammar, come and stay with the Odinkas and driven the snake away and e come back and eat your blokos away.

Albertmoh:
pls forgive my ignorance..what's BTA? thanks.

Basic Travel Allowance

Dear all, please use the same money for this phone to buy Xiaomi or Hauwei

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SoNature:
I know that your obsession with Ibori will never allow a Deltan admit that he is the canal in the state.

Ibori, Uduaghan and Okowa have always been political friends. And they discussed how they would rule Delta State among themselves.

Thanks to Ibori... everything is happening as planned

I am Urhobo, born and bred in Warri. That pics was a old time photo.

Uduaghan is not longer relevant, Okowa respect loyalty and he alwsal seek advice from his boss (James Ibori)

Hence they are always together till tomorrow.

Lubumbashi:
Okowa didn't do it alone. Without Tompolo support, Uduaghan would have messed him up. Reason why he chose Tompolo's cousin as his deputy.

Same thing we are saying, it was Tompolo who brought Ghana must go of Dollars and after the primary,

He told Tompolo to nominate a deputy, Kingsley Otuaro lives in Musheshe Estate, not Tompolo cousin.

darfay:
Very useless governor
What have you been doing with our state money
Infrastructure is zero, we get more from federation account plus a larger igr than Kano. Yet they have projects everywhere
Okowa is a failure, na only to open that him teeth wey no dey close e sabi



Deltans should not donate cash, but Rather medical and relief items because someone would embezzle it

Stupid and senseless talk from political dimgbat.

Tell us your state and local government let's compare .

Leave Okowa alone for us and focus and your Kwara State Government house.

SoNature:
I think the problem of Delta State is James Ibori

Even from his London prison's bunk bed, he was able to impose his successors on the people.

I think Delta should try another party

Stop spreading fake theories and carry talk.

Gov. James's Ibori did not install Gov. Okowa, he only succceded in installing Gov. Uduaghan.

Okowa did it alone, hence nobody can shun him down unlike Sanwo Olu that was jandpichan

sageb:
hello, do you reside in uvwie/warri axis

Yes, I live close to there.

Panic Buying, same thing here in Effurun market today

veramani31:
An empty street. Shot on Poco F1 with the help of Gcam


Had to compress cos of file size

I guess this is Torino Italy.

Ysd1:
RN8 gcam

This is along or before PeperoniP Junction in Port Harcourt?

Francisduckman:
There was one more set of doors, and beyond them lay what the Corporal called the "Core". And it was there that I saw it — piles and piles of dead bodies, stacked on top of one another all the way to the ceiling. There were men, women and children, elderlies and toddlers, rich and poor, beautiful and misshapen, proud and humble.

They were all of them dead. Our Agent made no distinction between any of them.

I gasped when the Corporal led me to the Core. I cannot count how many there were, but it was many, many thousands. And in the midst of the piles of corpses was a kind of path, and I heard a roaring sound in the distance. The miserable patients from the middle section picked up the dead and carried and dragged them away into the dark, even as the guards beat them with truncheons.

It took me a little while before I grasped what was happening. I simply could not believe what lay at the end of that path in the Core.

It was an enormous furnace, with great fires roaring within.

One by one, their minds destroyed and their bodies twisted, the dying men and women carried the corpses to the furnace and cast them inside in a doomed attempt to hide the dreadful truth. I saw several of them collapse from exhaustion only for their lifeless bodies to be added to the mountains of corpses on both sides. In a seemingly endless line they went, their emaciated bodies clad in grey overalls, their backs bent under the weight of their dreadful cargo. Many howled and groaned in terror and their voices joined in a sorrowful cacophony that lingered over the roar of the fires.

In deep shock, I stared at the boundless horror before me. Beside me stood Corporal Meng, his freshly-shaved face as emotionless as before. When I turned to face him, he looked at me. His mouth smiled, but his eyes did not.

"We use the energy to operate Huoshenshan," he said. "We save the state considerable resources in this way. And look," — he waved at the gallery of the dead — "there are so many of them here. You could almost describe it as renewable energy." He laughed and waved his hand in a strangely camp gesture.

I stood speechless and stared at the infernal scenes before me. Men in black uniforms screamed like daemons at the wretches who were disposing of the corpses for them. They stripped the dead of anything that had value — jewellery, cash, expensive clothing — and tossed these items onto an enormous pile next to the furnace. When I asked the Corporal what would be done with the items, they said that they would be used to pay for the "healthcare expenses" incurred by the patients’ stay in Huoshenshan.

I vomited in the toilet. When I flushed and came out of the stall, Corporal Meng stood by the door and looked at me. His face was as blank as before, but in his eyes I thought I registered a very faint trace of contempt. You are ten years my senior, the look said, but you are soft.

I thanked him for his service and went home.

When I arrived, I saw that I had received hundreds of updates on the encrypted device the Party uses to communicate to insiders. The news were unimaginably grim. The State Legal and Economic Commission had allocated funds for the construction of dozens of facilities like Huoshenshan all throughout China. The Agent had spread not only to every single province of the motherland, but to most other nations in the world. Fortunately, we had agreements in place with other governments — they agreed to pretend that the infections were due to a coronavirus. They were just as worried as we were that a panic might break out in their countries. The Americans in particular were terrified that the S&P 500 might decline. This, they said, would be unacceptable in an election year, so we could count on their full support.

Of course the World Health Organisation also helped us. For a long time, the only issue with the WHO has been that we have been locked in a contest with the Americans about who bribes them more. They released all sorts of sophisticated misinformation about having decoded the DNA of the so-called coronavirus. All this has allowed us to stave off a global panic.

For now.

Yet the situation was worsening with astonishing speed. I am reluctant to reveal too much on this point, as it would make it too easy for my enemies to identify me, but we quickly began to implement measures to protect our most senior leaders. If you look at the world news, you will see that Xi Jinping, our President, disappeared for approximately one week after the outbreak, before being seen again with the leader of Cambodia.

You should know that the person who met the Cambodian leader was not President Xi. It was a body double who had, for many years, been trained to look and sound just like our President. President Xi is of course not careless enough to risk his own death. He is safely ensconced in a secret bunker underneath Zhongnanhai, the headquarters of the Party in Beijing.

Nor was he the only leader who is in hiding. In fact, I can assure you that over half of all senior Party members are currently being imitated by trained actors who are following instructions given to them via special implants. Do you really think that our Prime Minister would risk his life by going to Wuhan?

All of this means that our government has become utterly paralysed and the functions of the state have been taken over by the military.

It became clear to me that our efforts were pointless. Yes, the lockdowns, travel bans and targeted assassinations of rebellious journalists allowed us to hide the true situation in Wuhan; but I knew that this would not last. Once the mass deaths begin in the rest of the world — in our estimation, this should happen within the next week or so — everyone will know the truth. It will become clear that we cannot protect ourselves from the Agent. Surgical masks, hand sanitiser, gloves — nothing can stop it. Nothing except the special hazmat masks, but those cannot be produced in anything like sufficient quantities. You, an ordinary person, will never even receive one, let alone a sufficient number to see you through the coming holocaust.

For those of you reading this, therefore, all I can suggest is that you keep your loved ones close to you. Hug them, tell them what they mean to you. Enjoy the time you have left with them. It is not typical in Chinese culture to express one’s feelings in this way, but I have learnt the importance of such gestures.

I promised my wife that I would show this document to her before I posted it.

Yet I broke my word.

I hear her weep in loud, hoarse sobs in the bedroom, and the keyboard of my laptop is wet with my own tears. Not long ago, we received results of the regular tests that are part of our "priority medical treatment", and we learnt that my son had been infected with the Agent.

The military police that has supplied me with the special protective mask had been giving expired and ineffective masks to my son, masks that senior officials had already worn and then discarded when they ceased to protect them. My own masks, on the other hand, had always been of the necessary quality.



I suppose they decided that my son was of lower priority than me. I suppose my son could not help them with their cover-up.

We had long ago decided that we would be different — we would be honest with him, always. And so when he asked us, we told him the truth. We told him that he was very sick. He asked more, and we told him he would not get better.

He continued asking, and we told him that he would die. He is very small, but he was old enough to understand.

His terrified wails will haunt me for the rest of my miserable days in this world.

Let them come. Let them do with me as they will. I no longer care

This ia an eye opener sha, very detailed and comprehensively accurate. I saw pictures of people being chained in Wuhan (amid corona virus) hundred of death.

I knew the Chinese government is aware hence their president disappear from limelight.

Oga Seun try and do give away now.

Basket of Garri is now 2k o

Edited as usual.

Helllo house, why is GCAM not working on my Redmi note 8 pro.


Bought it last week

GrandMufti:
Otg cable + USB mouse + xender + pc

Oga i need a GCAM link for Redmi note 8 Pro.

Thanks