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Wen i was growing up, dia was this programe me n my siblings luv watching on A.I.T by 9pm, because it collides wit NTA news, my dad alway deprive us frm watching the programe while he watches his NTA news, but b4 he switches to NTA channel 4 the news, he always luk at the clock to see if it is tym(9pm) for the net work news, so one day i resat the clock to be after time(for example, if the wright tym 4 dat day is to be 9pm, the tym in the reset clock wil be 8pm). So that faithful day, as the programe on AIT started he lookd at the clock n the tym was 8pm, den i said immediately "wow is like AIT now starts dis programe early dan b4, my siblings responded YES. So we enjoyed our programe. Finally wen the reseted tym was 9pm, my dad switchd to NTA only to find out dat they wia jus concluding the net work news, he lukd at the tym again while we ran into our mum's rum, he came into the rum lukd at me as i smiled to him at the back of my mum, he shecked his head n left. The next day he bought a tv for us in our rum. Lolz

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Chokolee: ....
Dt would be a miracle!!* na dt girl wher u put spoil show!! Ima guy!
Imagine a country without a president!

thank God u accept it wil be a miracle, hahahahaha i no fit laff, meanin u re none of dat(rich, successful, intelligent)

[quote author=~vicky~] u think so?[/quote]i knw so my luv, am i not d only one troubling u? Hw come i see no oda gal to trouble bt u. I knw dia is smtin abt u

mormoni: u are free to join bro....

*points at her

yes!! Yes!! Yes!! * vry happy to see her. She ran into a tyt coner n we all surround her, no way to escape *our joysticks in a vry aggresive erection as laugh hahahahah, waitin 4 who to mek d 1st move

[quote author=~vicky~]well that's for your own pocket, my name is Odinaka too...so?[/quote]are u seriouse? So u re my name sake. No wonder dia is dis chemistry btw us.

gaquilani: Hell yeah. And that is not my point. The song was done to make people dance, hence the idea of party song. "BRO"

dnt mind those silly, annoying, pigs, dey expect party jam to pass massage, dnt dey knw wia to get insipirational sngz? If dem go club na DJ slam d sng, na dem go dance ethiki n azonto pass. Omo am thinkin of jiltin my girl cos her as$ no reach lyk dis one o, omo dat nyash dey mek me one hold somtin

Studio CFR: Where is my booqee?

Babes u can reach me on dis number 07038242419

i figured u like* me

wen did my dog belong to u, i hv also bein lukin 4 dat dog, if u see her pls call 080AN35468

mormoni: *joins d chase immediately

pls dnt leave a broda behind!!!! Wia is she, my joystick vry alart

Imagine larride, bunmioguns n bin gbagbo not being honorable madmen

Chokolee: Dt is a possible comfirmable miracle!
Imagine witwicky is a sweet gentle lady!

dat is no miracle at all. Imagine chokolee being a rich, successful, beautiful, lovely, intelligent girl

Witwicky: Imagine odizzy being an ugly bitch

dat wil definitely definitely definitely be a very big, huge, mighty, miracle. Infect, it can never happen, not in dis life.

Homar: may god have mercy on this derailed souls .

we shud be d ones sayin " MAY GOD HAVE MARCY ON U" cos u hv no clue of d enjoyment we derive frm dis madness God hv putin on us, u better pray 4 urs. MADNESS IS D KEY TO HAPPINESS, nd i cn nvr trade it wit any one cos is a gift.

[quote author=~vicky~]
na only u dey answer odinaka? [/quote]b4 nko, any oda odinaka na cantafit

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ciphoenix: that would be a miracle.
Imagine chelsea sign Kanayo O Kanayo as Keeper to replace cech

hahahaha dat wil be a miracle oo!!! Imagine u grow six parts for nyash

ciphoenix: that would be a miracle.
Imagine chelsea sign Kanayo O Kanayo as Keeper to replace cech

hahahahaha dat wil be a miracle oo!!! Imagine u grow six parts for nyash

Lagusta: Who is this

ur Gods father

Paul John: Same here. Nigerians really need to watch her moves closely

u have to see wot her son does wit money in the club at texers n LA(u.s)

I rily had fun in dis thread, nice one @op

God wil nvr 4give u 4 wastin my time.

Mine is booqeemumu waz urs

[quote author=~vicky~]mine is Vicky Odinaka[/quote]come vicky u hv started again o, must u mention my name?(odinaka)

larride: That's good
Try this, A COOL GOOD BOOK

mr madman, dis vry eazy na

jayjam: 1)you're reading this post. 2)you're breathing 3)you can't say the letter"S"without separating your lips 4)you just attempted to do it. 6)you're laughing at yourself. 7)you have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
you just checked to see if there is No.5 9)you smiled at this like i also did 10)you're thinking of sending this post to a special one

ode

larride: There is JOY in MADNESS

Where is my food? oh, see odizzy joystick, **********chasing odizzy with my machete************ i wan eat meat, i wan eat meat oooo. **************just saw horse shitz and starts eating it*************


Life is GOOD

Madness is the way forward
In Madness we TRUST

pls o dnt cut my joystick o, am ur fellow member o, if u want, i hv 1 remainin egg out of d 2 eggs which was my own share frm jojo armani's joystick, i can gv it to u

bin gbagbo: do quick oo!

ok am done, but b4 u start urs, take her to a place wia ppl wnt see u, cos is lyk sm1 is goin to report