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Jokes Etc / Re: Evening Akpako by odizzy: 4:35pm On Sep 11, 2012
~vicky~:


fool angry
yeah, daz wot u re
Jokes Etc / Re: Evening Akpako by odizzy: 3:29pm On Sep 11, 2012
~vicky~:
all of una wey comment dey kolomental....joke since march...abegi

waka pass angry angry angry
vicky abeg come n collect d pant u 4got in my house last week, na so d tin swt u reach? Come jor b4 i burn am
Entertainment / Re: Tell Me You Don't Miss All These Beautiful Old Days!!! Cause I Do.... by odizzy: 2:47pm On Sep 11, 2012
@post, u almost gat me crying. My childhood life stil remains d best in my life. Do u remember tels by moon light? Wili wili. Jagoa. Wow great movies. American movies lyk comando, snake in d mokey shadow, seven luky kids etc. Those days super man n hokhugan pant(under wear) was my favourite, i luv wearin dem wit no cloths on, all d childhood play u mentiond above, i did all, includin ridin comdemd robber can, boress n much more. Wow(dip breath). Dis generation re rily missing

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Jokes Etc / Re: Evening Akpako by odizzy: 2:08pm On Sep 11, 2012
MOGUL.O:




How do u know that?
trust me na, i no cari last wink
MOGUL.O:

How do u know that?
trust me na, i no cari last
Jokes Etc / Funny Names We Call Our P As Kids by odizzy: 1:57pm On Sep 11, 2012
Guyz,allow me to take u back to ur childhood life, wot names do u call ur little pipi(manhood) as a kid. This re the names me n my frnds call ours as kids back in the days, *ntan ta*, *totu totu*, *egawiwi*, *papi* wot urs. I wonder wot the laddies call theirs, laddies be free to coment we wil lyk to knw. Pls if u dnt lyk the thread, be matured enough not to abuse or insult pls.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nigerian slangs... by odizzy: 1:33pm On Sep 11, 2012
Xymc...:

* The film is so sweet.
* See how her eye is entering my food
* Have u paid your school fees money?
* Oya come & be going
* I'll tell my daddy for you
* Mummy have cum back
dis once reminds me of my child hood. Hahaha nice one bro
Jokes Etc / Re: The Old Man by odizzy: 1:20pm On Sep 11, 2012
Thombs up man, u too much
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Mumu Pass? by odizzy: 1:08pm On Sep 11, 2012
Flygeriansteve: Wheres the joke?
see hw wicked ppl can be
Jokes Etc / Re: Papa God Is Involved by odizzy: 1:02pm On Sep 11, 2012
Ebamma if u try get sence papa God is involve
Jokes Etc / Re: Evening Akpako by odizzy: 12:23pm On Sep 11, 2012
Vicky u re only gud on bed, not in crackin jokes
Jokes Etc / Re: 1st Class Jokes For My Fans. . . .(BG) by odizzy: 12:14pm On Sep 11, 2012
bin gbagbo: WHY I STOPPED GOING TO CHURCH grin grin
That sunday, i was very early to church.
Soon pastor began preaching and his theme was "what men can do, women can do better"
Everything pastor said was about, "what men can do women can do better"
from no where, one madman entered the church running and looking very angry.He headed straight to the pastor and landed one hoooot slap on the pastor's left cheek.Pastor fell on the altar and was waggling his legs with blood oozing his nostrils.
the angry madman took the microphone and screamed "this eediot pastor is leading all of una astray, show me where in the bible that says what men can do women can do?? angry angry"
He then pulled one sharp knife, and everyone took to his heels grin grin grin grin grin
guy, u well?
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies Will You Contract Marriage With This Police Officer? by odizzy: 11:47am On Sep 11, 2012
FrontPageLawyer:

Are you drunk? Who's he protecting? By assaulting innocent citizenry with his rifle? Is your father a policeman? Protecting me by eating bread and beans shamelessly on duty? What happened to policing ethics? A police officer should remain gallant on duty. No wonder they lack knowledge tackling crimes. A US police officer cannot be caught on camera in this shameless act. Why would I want to make jest of him? Trust be said, he messed up.
fool hw can u compare nigerian police wit a US police, US police re well paid, hw much do dey pay nigerian police dat wil mek hm active in his field, wot else do u expect frm nigerian police if not dis, leave d poor dude alone jor, u want hm to be on duty wit empty stomach, mtcheeww
Music/Radio / Re: DBanj Featured On GOOD Music's ''Cruel Summer'' Album by odizzy: 12:15am On Sep 11, 2012
tomakint:

Indeed you must be feeling dizzy (your username is really using your mind)! Can't you get this for once into your thick skull that an 18-year old 'walloped your boss naturewaves' on his own shiiiiiiiiiiit? Are you this delusional? You are crying over what has gone at least it will be on record that an 18-year old flogged someone on this forum, as for you barrel chested donkey rate your guy on the following;

Lyrical contents =
Video deliveries (include dance steps, costumes and choreographies) =
Synchronization of beats =
Rhymes =
Videos messages =
Richness of melodies =
no word 4 u kid, cos i see u hv a poor mentality n dis will be d last i reply ur childish post, take dis advise, b4 u start criticising some one's work, take a close look at how successful he or she is, if he or she is rily doin well 4 him or her sef with out stepping on any one's toes den his or her work dont worth criticising but lookd upto as a role model. Not every body have to sound like R.kelly or 2face. Dbanj is gud at his own field of music daz y he is successful 2day. Dnt worri wen u grow up, u wil understand. And pls dnt let an 18yrs old girl decieve u, u re suppose to tink as a man n not as a sisi. Daz it boy.
Music/Radio / Re: DBanj Featured On GOOD Music's ''Cruel Summer'' Album by odizzy: 8:17pm On Sep 10, 2012
naturalwaves: ^^^ Exactly!
my guy u fall my hand o, the safarigirl or wot ever her name is told u initially dat she is 18, u suppos knw say she be small girl wit fish brain b4 u start arguing wt her, wot do she knw abt being successful, nd dat 1diot dat calls hm sef tomakint or wot ever, is jus a pig who's job is to snif arnd NL to see who shares dsam fowl brain wt hm so as to kip side wt hm or hr wen arguing. Dbanj sings trash yet he is international, yet he is still makin moni ur dad hv nvr dreamd of, catch a life bro nd let d brother do hs tin, 4 the fact hs song was playd in the olympics made me n so many nigerians very proud n we wish hm luck, weda wt don jazzy or no don jazzy. Guy(^) u suppos tell me sori 4 arguing wt those two 1diots o.
Entertainment / Re: A Childhood Photo Of May D by odizzy: 7:18pm On Sep 10, 2012
Pethan: If I may ask who is may D?
may D is dat god dat u worship. Goat, u dnt knw who may D is nd u clickd to watch his pix, oluku
Entertainment / Re: A Childhood Photo Of May D by odizzy: 6:58pm On Sep 10, 2012
Nawa o, some pple re vry silly o, u saw a thread wch is clearly written, no body forced u to click on it, u finally clickd on the thread willinlly wit much anticipation, nd saw the exect tin the thread talkd abt nd u start complaining. See hw stupid u complainers are, if una see mad man 4 una street na, una go open una dirty mouth callam mad prsn, y na una be mad men point 1
Music/Radio / Re: Singing And Rapping Which One Is More Difficult by odizzy: 4:49pm On Sep 09, 2012
mikuz:
No, he's a rapper. tongue
mikuz aka obi kererenke, so u knw his a rapper n ur still arguing dat rap is difficult
Jokes Etc / Re: Big Brother Jokes (3rd Edition ) 7 housemates left!!! by odizzy: 11:07am On Sep 07, 2012
Vicky y re u always bluffing, evry tym u dey form cry cry, wit u long eye lashes, abeg get out frm the house jorr
Jokes Etc / Re: Boko Haram Bonanza by odizzy: 9:51am On Sep 07, 2012
CrazyMan: Hello everyone, BOKO HARAM is giving out free bazookas, AK47, rocket lunchers and lots of bombs to mark their two years ANNIVERSARY in NIGERIA. To participate... simply send 'BOMB ME' space and your state space your house address to 33377 RATE:0KB/sms try your luck.

There would also be a grand draw where the overall winner would go home with a brand new V2 rocket missile.

The promo runs from now till 31st of december 2012.

Good luck.
pls is dia any terms n condition applied?
Music/Radio / Re: Singing And Rapping Which One Is More Difficult by odizzy: 3:24pm On Sep 06, 2012
Mr. Globe:
^
LMAOOOOOO..... What an Idi'ot! who even gave you access to the Internet. smfh
come goat, exchanging wards wit u is a let down to me, cos u knw not. 4ss hole
Music/Radio / Re: Singing And Rapping Which One Is More Difficult by odizzy: 3:22pm On Sep 06, 2012
mikuz: And someone said this is childish and very easy?
Are the lines below not a definition of classic and creativity at its best?


Like a circle full of knives, I got the sharpest flow around – Lil Wayne

If your girl is a veggie/ I put a cucumber on her face - Lil Wayne

But don't say my car's töplèss, say the tittìes is out - Nas

I smash mics like cornbread, You can't kill me I was born dead - Big L

. . . and when i'm in a jam i always find a loop hole,
i got a crime record longer than manute bol - Big L

I'm just trying to do the opposite of left
As long as there's the opposite of death
But if you test, I'll bring the opposite of life
And keep squeezin till there's nothin the opposite of right - Lupe Fiasco
bunch of rubbish, stp wastin ur time bro, i see ur jus a kid
Jokes Etc / Re: Three Men by odizzy: 2:51pm On Sep 06, 2012
larride:

Oya correct me now....OTONDO undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
imagine some one who do not knw n do not knw dat he does not knw n do not want to knw. Chai bros u be complete OLODO restopower 2
Jokes Etc / Re: Three Men by odizzy: 2:36pm On Sep 06, 2012
~vicky~:
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remark=....u re d best for today kiss kiss kiss kiss

the hausa man go chop water melon tire
do i hear u say chop? Hm go swallow all of dem, gush
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos And D Deaf Kitchen by odizzy: 1:56pm On Sep 06, 2012
O God, lwkmd, guy u too much jor
Music/Radio / Re: Singing And Rapping Which One Is More Difficult by odizzy: 1:07pm On Sep 06, 2012
Tenderly1: eazy e before he died called dre a baby ganster. i know a lot abt rappin.most of them are in the coporate world cos rappin is now like a child's play but you can find old men still singing
baby dnt even argue much wit dem, cos i cn see dey all kids wen it comes to music, lil wayne childish rap don brain wash dem, even my little broda who is jus 9yr can rap n create punchlines. Evry bdy now goes into rap cos dey see hw easy it is, no wonder most rapper come up wit mix tapes here n dia cos of hw easy it is, but u hardly see a singer wit mix tape cos dey knw exactly wot dey went tru to compile an album
Music/Radio / Re: Singing And Rapping Which One Is More Difficult by odizzy: 12:53pm On Sep 06, 2012
Mr. Globe:
you people should stop arguing with this dude abeg. somebody that can't even understand kanye's lyric. what a shame. If you want teach yourself YouTube it, hide your ignorance man

The girl that asked for matured men that rap,Jay z, Dr dres, snoop, etc are above 40 do you call them teenagers.
mr hiphop head if u knw wot singing is, u wil close ur trap, get sence kwanu
Music/Radio / Re: Singing And Rapping Which One Is More Difficult by odizzy: 11:36am On Sep 06, 2012
amblors:

If u havnt heard a lot of positive message in rap/hiphop, I mean A LOT, then av got nothing to tell ya man
dude i always mek my points wit instances, but u cnt even mek jus 1, the only rappers i respect due to the massage content in dia music re Nas n few of 2pac's tracks, the rest re crabs
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Entertainment Awards 2012 : List Of Winners by odizzy: 11:29am On Sep 06, 2012
Pgent1: Which kind stupid award be dis,80% of doze dat won d award don't deserve it...jaga jaga people dem leave 9ja go dey give yoruba people award 4 abroad
no mind the yeye pple, thesame tin happnd in mtn project fame last wk, wen the igbos sing, the mumu jugdes n faculty wont stand up n dance, but wen yoruba pple sing, the he goats n she goats judges n faculty wil stand up wit dia dirty bdy n dance, silly pple, tel me hw naija go better lyk dis
Music/Radio / Re: Singing And Rapping Which One Is More Difficult by odizzy: 11:15am On Sep 06, 2012
mikuz:
Stop telling us you know nothing about rap.
guy u disappoint me big time. I bin tink say ur head dey dia but now i see
Music/Radio / Re: Singing And Rapping Which One Is More Difficult by odizzy: 10:52am On Sep 06, 2012
amblors: Thank God for the likes of Rkelly, Michael J, I respect wot they have done, music that entertains yet wit a message. How many of em do we have?
pls bros, tell me hw many rappers dat passes massage in dia music, is it lil wayne dat sings pucc! Pucc! Pucc! Or birdman n rickross dat raps abt cars n jawelleries, or 50cent n Game dat raps abt guns, or Jay n kanye west dat abusing God in dia music, e.g middle finger to the lord(jay Z) i made Jesus work, am nevr goin to hell(kanye west) etc. My bro get ur hands on country side music like ocean eyes, martine etc, n get inspired. And tell me hw many rappers burns the kind of energy rock stars burn. I respect rap game base on creativity but in terms of hard work singing is more difficult
Music/Radio / Re: Singing And Rapping Which One Is More Difficult by odizzy: 9:51am On Sep 06, 2012
Tenderly1: rap is an immature way of singing,you dnt see matured men and women rapping. I want to read ur response to my post.
no dault bro, u can wake a rapper up frm sleep 4am in the morinin n ask hm to rap, despite the dull, cracky voice, he wil stil sound gud, but dat can nvr happn to a singer. A rapper can rap in any environment or situation he find hm sef, but a singer cnt, a singer hv to train his voice a little b4 start singing. If birdman can compile an album n sell platnum, den wot the hell is rap. Imagine the hard work of birdman in an album to dat of R.kelly

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Music/Radio / Re: Singing And Rapping Which One Is More Difficult by odizzy: 9:05am On Sep 06, 2012
trae_z:

well said man, thats why people cover other peoples songs in reality shows and we have song writers as different from performers in R&B. Rapping on the other hand is very personal and requires actually developing self not relying on your producers etc to fix you up.
my brother who told u pple dnt fix tins up 4 rappers. Pple give out punchlines n ryhms, i came across an interview were ice prince was saying, back den wen he was starting, he shares punchline wit mode 9 tru BB. Am a singer n i also rap, i create so many punchlines n ryhms almost evry day frm d tins i see around me n i share some wit my frnds who re hiphop heads. Ask ur sef y is it dat some one can freestyle wit rap n stil mek sence, but always vomit rubbish wen doing singin freestyle

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