₦airaland Forum

larride: Dat one no be miracle
Imagine I wake up tomorrow being a billionaire

dat wil never happen in ur lyf lolz

peziz: My reply: Nna idikwa selious ooh! *laughs in an annoying manner, chewing gum and clasping my hands*Bia nwokem rem-me tel-le you now, u cannot win my roff by all d liches u craim u have. I haff go to shina b4. I ask all d people in shina who u are, dy tel-le me dt dy don't know wat you is. They say u are d one dt cofment put in their plison for mericine dt u cally go obodo oyibo. I do not want rerationship for u again. I will glee for papa achara son who is at sudan. I go accept his malliage lequest.

bia baby, do u lily knw wot u re sayin, take a gudu luk at mi, hw can u compare mi wit dat useles boyi ogbonna son of achara, is't notu ogbonna dat i use tu see luning up n down in onitsha main marketi doin boyi boyi for one ofu my flendi? Luk baby is ryk u wnt tu tala'ahuhu okwaya, u better lollu wt bigi boys ryk mi andu riv dat uselesu boyi, inugo, asammpetem nwam

Exponental: Big boys dont write letters.
They command, they get what they want. The commands make them "the big boy".
Letter writer, u aint big, but it's good to dream big.

eyiya sharapu dia, who toldu u dat bigi boysi dnt lighti letter. We lighti letter tu show our womanu hw muchi we luvu dem. So eyiya nxt tymu dnt collectu mi, ifu notu i willy deeaalu wity u, nonsenc, bia chima go andu post disi letter osiso

On behalf of 2 million i donate my family

I blame the road safety for this dana air crash

I rather die than to commit suicide

gulfer: Our security will never get anything done using this type of barbaric torture. These suspected guys will end up implicating the next names that comes to their mind amidst the pain and anguish. IMO, these hapless suspects do not have an inkling what or whom the real sponsor or brains behind the Boko phenomenon look like.

u re very very wright

Three rats were arguing among them selfs who have the most swag and bravest heart. The first one said " as u see me so, i eat rat poison noting do me". The second one said to the 1st one," u done finish? Mitchewww, as for me, i dance Azonto and Ethiki ontop rat trap, the trap no mess". Then the third one laughed at them and said, "hahaha una done finish? Small boys, mitchewww. Una see that pregnant cat wey dey out side? Na me give her belle". Now, who do u think have the most swag and bravest heart.

But dis woman is very stupid o, i thought she's in dsam record label wt Goldie, she no see Goldie advice 4 her indecent dressin in award nyts, na anoda prsn video she go chuk eye, abeg mek she go chop sh!t, monki wey rinckles full im face

Pls guyz, who is kenny st brown, n who is dat old woman i saw her pix @ d beginin of dis post

juliebest: abi o o stable power is what Nigerians want.

But wait, can we a good or better replacement for Prof. Nnaji?

my bro how can we have a stable light when our senate president is among those importing generators into the country, will he also resign? Cos it is when he(david mark) resigns that our power issue will be solved

My best lyrices is kelly handsome. Worst is oba omega.

Ournaija: Guy change of occupation means many things, na im I help you pick the one closest to ur mind. Anyway, no go that route, continue with your conductor work. People dey make too for conductor work.

if u fil say conductor work dey gud, why u teach me d work finish come enter gala biss na? Abi na hookin of gala be d koko now

Ournaija: looooool

U dey fear like dis? No be you open ur mouth announce for NL say you wan change occupation. Na im I call elders say make them hold you b4 we hear another news. The one way dey ground never cool for ear finish.

guy nawa 4 u o, dis ur mind bad o, wetin ur mind tel u say change of occupation be na to kill person? Abi u fil say evry bdy be lyk u? Abeg o

10 over 10: Misplaced priority..that was how Tony Tetula ran down after buying Chrysler..I know d story is not true anyway..

so tony tetula crumbled after buying common chrysler(bently immitation) hahahahahahahaha nawa o, wetin Dauncan mighty wey buy ross royz phantom go do. Lolz

Decryptor: Tell me the Naija girl dis guy go toast wey no go gree now?

my babe

Ournaija: Na so e dey start. Tommorrow now dem go say one NL guy with a pharmacist carry one babe kpai for moni.

haha oga wetin be ur own na, i wan change occupation e concern u? Abi na u be d pharmacist? U dey fine partner incrime, e no go wrk woooooooo, no be me n u

Chai chai chai see wetin unemployment dey cause nawa our leaders no dey try o, well, i dey chop both of dem now, after i go tel una wazup, pr!ck heads

Oboooyeee dis guy hole moni lyk dis, so seriouse moni dey comedy, ormo, e be lyk say i go change occupation o

Who cares, mitchewww. Next please

ednut1: I remember being called names by friends wen I told dem dis was a stunt, 9ice nd rugged, dbanj and jazzy are also stunts too

chai guy i pity u ooo, persn fit use ur brain sock gari, tufiakwa, u dey tink lyk goat o, mumu

afam4eva: PSquare are average when it comes to lyrics but Nigerians don't really care about lyrics. 2face takes the crown in that department.

true talk, followed by kelly handsome, dat guy dey write die, his lyrics is always on point

omoredia: Illiteracy is really a big problem in nigeria, most of yall jst talkin like fools. When u anull a working relationship everything is off that's how business is. Mayd could agress to terms and let it off I'm sure he knw all that concerns him that linked to square records is off as well. No heart feelin, not hatred that's just how a good business is run! Get it!

come here u goat, is dat y you hv to call evry bdy fools? Ur entire family, frm ur dad 2 d last born must be razy cos u lack manners, pig

Will takin May D's video off Youtube make him(mad d) crumble? Too bad, am already a big fan of may d likewise my chik n frnds, n i cnt wait 4 hm to drop his album. If daz truly wot p2 did, daz vry childish of dem. All dsam i tnk dem 4 givin d poor boi a platform 2 shine, dis shows dat loosin may d pain dem well well, lolz

mawojuuche: common shut up...
small gals sef de put mouth for critical issues.
so u want ur fathers lineage to end abi?

guy ur voice big o, well na d kind voice wey fit small girls lyk am.

F00028: it doesn't matter how learned or rational on is. the fact is the male is not like the female. one wont do on place of the other.

(btw I have two lovely little girls I wouldn't trade for ten boys...each!)

guy swear, swear na, see ur mouth

Because women re vry annoying, tufiakwa

Nna see question o, u wnt mek my name lose? I knw say all d pple wey dn dey comment 4 @ dis post since na women. Mek una park well o.

Oooboooy dis sng tyt die, Akon rily murder d sng n samklef was on point on d beat. Have nvr heard dis kind of sng in my entire life b4. R. Kelly no even reach

Rubbish rubbish rubbish wot massage wil a 9ja artiste pass in his muzik dat wil change d situation of d country, fella dat hv passd several massages in his muzik ,hw far. U cnt expect a 9ja artiste who hv bin in poverty 4 a lng tym 2 come out n sing wot no bdy wil buy n dance to. Guy na 9ja u dey o, most of those songs u mention wia sangd by artistes in a developed country, n some of d nigerian artistes u mentiond sang theirs in d gud old days wen d country hvnt gone dis bad. Our music cn only change wen those in govt decides 2 change, bt 4 nw we nid those noisy songs 2 dance to, so as to 4get d evil tins our leaders re doin 2 us. Better stil, tank God to 2face, Asa, Femi kuty n co, i believe dia music cn stand 4 a test of tym