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Music/Radio / Re: Shina Rambo Ft. Davido – Take You Round The World by odizzy: 8:54am On Sep 22, 2012 |
odiaero: Oh, Thank God i hv American Tracks all around me to always wash this rubbish u people call song all the timeAnd majority of us also thank God for havin Nigerian track around us to dance n hv fun wit so as to wash away the boring mood American songs re cursing us n to 4get the pains our politicians re also cursing us. NAIJA MUSIC 4 LIFE i cnt do wit out it mehn |
Music/Radio / Re: Shina Rambo Ft. Davido – Take You Round The World by odizzy: 8:41am On Sep 22, 2012 |
U guyz shud allow the little kids to do dia thing dia own way, u call dem kids n yet u criticise dia söngs to be nursary sch ryhms, wot do u expect, if dia song sell na 4 dia pocket, if e no sell na still 4 dia pocket, so it dsnt affect u in any way. Criticising dem will not mek dem sing wot u will like but encouraging dem to do better will atleaste create a positive impact. Thanks |
Religion / Re: Why No Riots Over Jesus's Wife Story? by odizzy: 1:20am On Sep 22, 2012 |
0DayExploiter: Many people denied the fact that so many American leaders support war in Iraq, and the rest of Muslims world and muslims all over the world see this as attack to Muslims and the Islamic world.goat, dnt blame ur devilish, bloody, criminal, hatrade, demonic islamic religion crises on America, wot an excuse. Islamic means violance violance violance nd i pray u all perish in hell |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am A Newbie! by odizzy: 12:36am On Sep 22, 2012 |
~vicky~:so dis is hw crazy u re abt us, chai, i wish i cn feel dsam way 4 u, am so sori |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 12:23am On Sep 22, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Thanks for the compliment dearmy pleasure |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Will U Du? by odizzy: 12:17am On Sep 22, 2012 |
Lagusta:no mind hm no knw wetin coward be, abeg no vex too much na night sch hm go |
Religion / Re: Why No Riots Over Jesus's Wife Story? by odizzy: 11:55pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
I will keep on saying this, the name islam means violance in the highest order, can some one mention 1 islamic country that those no associate with violance, even they go to the extent of killing them selfs. If peace is wot islam preach, why is there fighting n killings in most of islamic states n country, it is only in an islamic countries dat u will find variouse terriorist groups. U can never find christains fighting n killing because christ was abused, rather they feel pitty for the person because he or she dnt rily knw wot sin he or she is comitin. Muslim religion is jus rubbish |
Jokes Etc / Re: She Loves GARRI So Much. by odizzy: 6:57pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
bbpreye.:my friend sharap, u re not even happy to have a gf who dnt pretend to be wot she is not. Abag if i hv a beautiful, sexy chick as my babe, i dnt mind if she consumes all the fufu in an exotic hotel in our outtin wit ma frnds |
Jokes Etc / Re: All Women Are Donkeys! by odizzy: 6:35pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Mitcheeww |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Will U Du? by odizzy: 6:11pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Oboyeee, na dat vry night i go set my house on fire, i no mind weda my certificates dey dia |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 6:06pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: everyone is entitled to his opinion.dnt mind dat vulture |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best Okada To Enter. by odizzy: 5:52pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Ur papa @poster |
Jokes Etc / Re: Anger Management (A Must Read) by odizzy: 5:46pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Hahahahaha @poster u re the master of all a$$ holes, do u still call dem? Hell will be the day u re finally caught by one of dem |
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Pass Exams Witout Goin A Herbalist G Help by odizzy: 5:16pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:did dat !d!ot tell u he posted a joke? |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 5:05pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
~vicky~:thanks dear, me too |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 4:38pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
~vicky~:vicky u made a wrong choice, urs soppose to be vulture |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 4:29pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: A pig.hahahaha guy u no go kill me o, vry dirty boi, lolz. Tufiakwa u too like bad tin |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 4:26pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
larride: Odizzy, u no tell me say you don turn professor of animal studiesmy broda no be my fault o, i luv watching wild life documentries |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yeeeeeee! Funny How Times Change!! *pics* by odizzy: 2:56pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
larride: Such is life.my broda no be small tin o, even our neighbour daughter wey i knw wen she dey baff outside, now if she waka pass me i go luk her 2times(vry pretty n boosty wit nice back side) but wetin man go do na, i gaz trower my eyes mek i no fall my hand. Nawa 4 girls growth o!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Johnny by odizzy: 2:38pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
~vicky~:no be say u sabi crack joke |
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Johnny by odizzy: 2:36pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
~vicky~:come odinaka wch kind prsn u be, no be u sabi compose yoke |
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Pass Exams Witout Goin A Herbalist G Help by odizzy: 2:25pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Who release dis a$s hole frm cage na. Mitcheeww 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 2:18pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
roselynbas: man!roselynbas hw re u nd ur animals(ur dad n brothers) hope dey re fine |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 12:18pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
CLIQBOY: Buffalo :-Doboyeee, guy u must be a bully back den in primary sch |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 12:12pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
hottprince:yes bro u can say dat again, i choose monkey cos i luv having fun, free life style, luvd by fellow animals, vry friendly, fun to be wit, can mek u laff, at dsam tym luk 4 ur trouble. Dnt need to feed on fellow animals to survive. Wot a life. Is better to be ugly n be loved by many than to be handsom n hate by all |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 11:58am On Sep 21, 2012 |
PretiEbony: A Doveelegant n beautiful, vry unique. Classy chik, i feel u |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 11:56am On Sep 21, 2012 |
larride: Liger - the cross genetic breed of both lion and tigera true sence of a madman. I hail u bro |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 11:54am On Sep 21, 2012 |
Garri_Activist: I woulda prefer being a squirrel, uknwhinsayin!?luv to leave a free n confortable life style, dnt like wahala. Nice one dude |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 11:50am On Sep 21, 2012 |
fluid26: An Eagle.all ways seriouse, hate by aquatic animals(fishs) n little animals, vry snotty(feels so important than other birds) |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by odizzy: 11:47am On Sep 21, 2012 |
mufc009: Lion.a saddist, feed on fellow animals, hate by fellow animals, a bad ruler who feeds on his citizens (king of the jungle) |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am A Newbie! by odizzy: 11:30am On Sep 21, 2012 |
larride:yeah u re wright |
Nairaland / General / Re: Tricks You Played On Your Parents And Got Away With As A Child. by odizzy: 11:18am On Sep 21, 2012 |
badboy: I was a very naughty boy. My tricks were too many but there's this one I thought I got away with, until many years later. I think it happened in primary 2 or 3. I moved ten bucks from my mum's purse to buy these giant buns that caught my fancy way back then. The buns were sold by a peddler on a bike. Come and see buns!!! The things filled up a giant black nylon bag.They must have been like one million. Like 10,000 people gathered around me for the feast. I was the man!!!Lo & behold, Miss Deborah came...."Who gave you the money for the buns?". I told the teacher it was my dad. "Are you sure?" .Yes ma,I answered. Then came closing time, Miss Deborah gives me a stapled note for my dad. As a sharp boy, Iwent to a corner, read the note and in it she requested my dad to confirm giving me ten bucks, along with some graphic details. Guess what I did....I cancelled my name and jejely wrote,Nnamdi, my younger brothers name in it's place. Well, minutes later, pops came to pick us up from school,I bounced to the car, handed him the note,he read it and laughed the whole distance from school to our house without saying a word to any of us. I was perplexed, wondering why he didnt rake my younger bro. Long and short story is that, several years later, while in A.B.U.,we were moving homes and and while packing, he called me in to show me the note.I nearly died of laughter....the teacher wrote with biro while I cancelled(rather almost smudged my name out in pencil and my name was still clearly visible). Come and see the teacher's fine handwriting as compared to my scribbling. I felt so foolish....I thank God for life.hahaha nice one, u re rily naughty, nd u hv a vry nice dad |
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